R&F SiriusXM Listening Thread for 05/04/2009

[EliSnow]

Good morning my buddays!

http://latabernaderael.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/shaylaren.jpg

Rash on your junk? Ask Dr. Steve (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
Central Jersey Bar Night! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79367)
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Rotten Teeth? Bleeding gums? Want to borrow the beachhouse? Ask drjoek. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76217)
Start a thread about something you heard on the show today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

[burrben]

mornin' ladies and germs :bye:

[drjoek]

Monday Morning and I am stiff and sore.
Umpired 5 games this weekend and took a foul ball off the forearm in the over thirty league game. :surrender:

[drjoek]

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/megan-fox5.jpg

[burrben]

Monday Morning and I am stiff and sore.
Umpired 5 games this weekend and took a foul ball off the forearm in the over thirty league game. :surrender:

you gotta be careful. im always on the lookout so i dont get hit with old guys' balls

[Fatwreck86]

Hello.....

[Furtherman]

I'm back! Able to post with impunity again after a three week exile.

Good mornin' buddays.

[EliSnow]

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/megan-fox5.jpg

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[drjoek]

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That WAS a nice picture there. Don't know what happened to Megan Fox!

[Hottub]

Morning buddays.
Kind of busy today. I'll do the best I can.

Chris Stanley will play Paul Stanley.

"Strutter"

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Smellers,

I'm sending you out a box of stuff today Dr.Joe K.

There's no homebrew in it. Sorry. I drank it all. But there are some fun things.

Love LENNY

[Hottub]

:bye:

Hats eats cod!!:thumbup:

Wait a minute...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Morning buddays.
Kind of busy today. I'll do the best I can.

Chris Stanley will play Paul Stanley.

"Strutter"Plus maybe an opening from Stan Lee's Spiderman?

[beachbum]

Wrong.Mooch sent in "Minnie the Moocher".

[drjoek]

Hey Smellers,

I'm sending you out a box of stuff today Dr.Joe K.

There's no homebrew in it. Sorry. I drank it all. But there are some fun things.

Love LENNY



:wub:

[JimmieHats]

Hats eats cod!!:thumbup:

Wait a minute...

:king:

[Hottub]

Radio Psychic!!

Wolverine discussion starts 5 minutes into the show.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

:wub:
Hey Buddy Doc.? can you post a picture of yourself for me. Please.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Radio Psychic!!

Wolverine discussion starts 5 minutes into the show.
Do you think that there are lots of bacteria under those nails that Wolverine has. Like a cat?

[EliSnow]

Do you think that there are lots of bacteria under those nails that Wolverine has. Like a cat?

No, because the blades retract into Wolverine's arms where his healing factor instantly kills any bacteria, germs, etc. that are on the blades.

And that was my first geek moment of the day.

[drjoek]

Hey Buddy Doc.? can you post a picture of yourself for me. Please.

Of course. When I get home I'll post something although there are a few around here already. In my short haircut thread. Or the Our kids thread with Patrick and Moira

[EliSnow]

So fez posted a bunch of times on Friday night. Looks like he had some fun here.

Maybe Fez will become Mr. RonFez.net.

[barjockey]

:king:

[EliSnow]

Hey Buddy Doc.? can you post a picture of yourself for me. Please.

I foresse that picture appearing on one of Chuck's items of clothing.

Maybe his batch rag?

[Hottub]

So fez posted a bunch of times on Friday night. Looks like he had some fun here.

Maybe Fez will become Mr. RonFez.net.

Yeah, he had fun. He called me and Jersey Rich.

[drjoek]

I foresse that picture appearing on one of Chuck's items of clothing.

Maybe his batch rag?



I would consider it the highest compliment.

[Servo]

Awww, buddies. The drop is from "School of Rock". I love that flick, don't care what anyone says.

[Hottub]

"Man Don't Give A Fuck" Super Furry Animals

[barjockey]

I feel a might peckish

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/26b5c53fe03992da

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I foresse that picture appearing on one of Chuck's items of clothing.

Maybe his batch rag?
I'm going to get together a sweet outfit for the RonFez Christmas party.


Big Plans I got.

Big Plans!

[drjoek]

Any one but me hate Jack Black?

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

[drjoek]

"Man Don't Give A Fuck" Super Furry Animals

Song sampling Steely Dan. Show business kids ?

[barjockey]

Any one but me hate Jack Black?


A bunch of folks i know hate 'em. I actually liked Nacho Libre.:smoke:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Yeah, he had fun. He called me and Jersey Rich.Yeah well I took a walk with him on Thanksgiving Day 2008 at the Turkey Trot in Clearwater, Florida.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/Fezandsticker.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Internship is over, I'm back to listening live! Hi buddays!

[realmenhatelife]

I was just thinking "Man, what an awesome fucking opening" and then I realized the song was playing off of the Toys That Kill myspace I was looking at. The opening was still ok, but what a letdown when I hit pause. Cool story Hansel.

[beachbum]

Yeah well I took a walk with him on Thanksgiving Day 2008 at the Turkey Trot in Clearwater, Florida.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/Fezandsticker.jpg

We know,we know.

[barjockey]

The jockey C. Borel kicks ass at Churchill

[beachbum]

That was an amazing run.Last to first.I recommend testing for steroids.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

We know,we know.You could of been there too Beecbum. But I guess your family and all are more important.

What kind of fanboy are you?

[Hottub]

I forgot it was on. Oh well, I'll get over it.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'll be back in an hour or so.

I've got to go pick something up at the framers.

Wait to you see what I got.

You will all be jealous!!!!!

[TjM]

chuck may one day kill fez

[barjockey]

lebron james mvp

[realmenhatelife]

I love the Perry phone song.

[Misteriosa]

all these turkey trot items are starting to become worrisome.. :sad:

[burrben]

ive missed that song

[JimmieHats]

:happy:

[beachbum]

Shannon Burke really fucked up.The Monsters aren't saying anything and Jim Philips says he is only allowed to report what is in the paper.

[barjockey]

I miss mighty horse

[burrben]

king james to be named nba mvp today.


yay ohio!!!

[JimmieHats]

Greeeeeeeen!

[burrben]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/96432476_f9903afeed.jpg

[Hottub]

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/tired-yawn.jpg

[MisterSmith]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/96432476_f9903afeed.jpg

Wait, shouldn't this be "Athletic Dave" and Dave is "Fat Dave?"

[Meataball23]

Where can I download 50 states? I always miss it on weekends

[MisterSmith]

Where can I download 50 states? I always miss it on weekends

Damn, I missed it too. That is a huge bummer. :down:

[burrben]

o&a cant talk sports at all

[burrben]

i was a god at dodgeball

[DOHO@HOME]

Fez nickname picklast:lol:

[burrben]

geez where is everyone?

[EliSnow]

I don't Twitter, and I don't think I will. I will still keep with Facebook.

[burrben]

i feel like a rebel for not tweeting

[SHWA25GUNNER]

hey there buddays http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/9437.gif

sorry. home sick or at work sick?

[MisterSmith]

I think they need to change the name to "The Ron & Live Read Show"

[burrben]

more like 1-800-give-bjs








:thumbdown:

[beachbum]

I'm pretty sure I'm not interested in the minutiae of someone elses life and I'm positive no one will be interested in mine.

[burrben]

if i had a time machine, fez and i couldve been bffs

[beachbum]

Why in the name of God do you need so much instant information?

[Dell]

this thread needs our dynamic duo... come back ChuckwagonCook!

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=125&pictureid=1439

[EliSnow]

Stop The Entertainment '09.

[MisterSmith]

I really think the T-Shirts should be:

Front: The Ron & Fez Show

Back: If I cared about my career I would have walked a long time ago!


I think it sums things up perfectly. :laugh:

[comp_atkins]

when did this show become one long live read???

[beachbum]

When Sirius took over and started to run it like a business.

[EliSnow]

Has anyone here ever bought or used the services advertised on any of these live reads?

[DolaMight]

haven't had a chance to listen too much in the last couple months. Is it just me or is there alot more live reads than before?

Ron makes them all hilarious but this would be murder on a talentless show.

[burrben]

when did this show become one long live read???

arent they only supposed to be like 30 seconds to a minute? ron just kinda takes it and runs with it

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

this thread needs our dynamic duo... come back ChuckwagonCook!

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=125&pictureid=1439
Sooooo.......I went to the Frugal Framer today and picked up the coolest thing ever!!!!

[Hottub]

Has anyone here ever bought or used the services advertised on any of these live reads?

I used Pajamagram a few years back. A bit overpriced.




And Ashley Madison.:blink:

[burrben]

this is a horrible song

[SHWA25GUNNER]

"not my brand, you understand. but my girl, sometimes she forgets."

gag.

[drjoek]

Sooooo.......I went to the Frugal Framer today and picked up the coolest thing ever!!!!

OOOOOOHHHH do share I cant wait to find out what it is

[burrben]

terrible

[barjockey]

sounds like a 70's sitcom theme song:wacko:

[Chob]

Holy shit this is bad. :lol:

[razorboy]

this is a horrible song

Horrible or awesome?

[timhorton]

OMG make it stop...please

[beachbum]

haven't had a chance to listen too much in the last couple months. Is it just me or is there alot more live reads than before?

Ron makes them all hilarious but this would be murder on a talentless show.

It is worse because of Mothers Day.Same thing at Valentines.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Robot Artist sent me a gift in the mail the other day. He's such a COOL DUDE. And I mean that in the gayest way possible. I love him.

I received a box and when I opened it........

My heart skipped a beat.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/004-2.jpg

[timhorton]

Hey buddays....

[Hottub]

Very cool. The Robut Artist does indeed rock!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

OOOOOOHHHH do share I cant wait to find out what it is
I realize it isn't exactly what you all thought it would be but it is really cool.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/006-2.jpg

Thanks Tom.

[Dell]

I realize it isn't exactly what you all thought it would be but it is really cool.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/006-2.jpg

Thanks Tom.

sweet... and a nice gift

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I hoping someday that he does a turkey trot graphic picture,

When Fezzie bumped the pregnant lady and sent the baby carriage she was pushing of the Skyway Bridge.

He did it to win the race. But then he came in 7,189th place.

But it was a good try on his part. Very competitive.

[drjoek]

I realize it isn't exactly what you all thought it would be but it is really cool.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/006-2.jpg

Thanks Tom.

That is awesome!!!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I went camping this weekend with Ledouski.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/051.jpg

[epo]

If the NFL exports the Super Bowl, I'm done with football.

[Snoogans]

If the NFL exports the Super Bowl, I'm done with football.

COME TO THE COLLEGE SIDE. Its way better anyway

[Hottub]

If the NFL exports the Super Bowl, I'm done with football.

Just pro football, right?

[IMSlacker]

The kick-off would have to be at about midnight local time.

[epo]

Just pro football, right?

Yea...the NFL would be dead to me and it would be exclusively college for me.

[beachbum]

Until they have a competing NFL franchise no way.

[Snoogans]

Yea...the NFL would be dead to me and it would be exclusively college for me.

YES


FUCK YOU GOODELL.

[barjockey]

My luck will be that the Jets will make it that yr.:unsure:

[barjockey]

The game starts 6:30 EST. Thats after midnight London.

[epo]

If the NFL thinks that football translates internationally, then Goodell is stupider than I think he is.

[comp_atkins]

fuck primetime in the US. air it midday / afternoon in the US..

[Snoogans]

Who gives a fuck anyway. No one cares, the Super Bowl is a fuckin JOKE. The NFC/AFC Champ games are the real title games

[Freitag]

Ron, Blowhard's favorite team is the Cosmos.

[epo]

This Super Bowl in London has me pissed....Everyone should watch English Premier Soccer, fuck the NFL.

[MisterSmith]

Has anyone here ever bought or used the services advertised on any of these live reads?

I intentionally AVOID the sponsors because they are annoying me so much. It's just a thank you for ruining the show I enjoy.

[Snoogans]

This Super Bowl in London has me pissed....Everyone should watch English Premier Soccer, fuck the NFL.

say it with me epo


R U HOO RA R U HOO RA

[Hottub]

Most idiots would still tune in to watch the commercials and halftime show.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Apart from the sloppy wet tent sex....the best part was the Kobe Beef Filet that we grilled up.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/061.jpg


I grilled it rare with truffled salt and fresh cracked black pepper.

Served it with a saute of Onions, mushrooms, zucchini and garlic.


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/066-1.jpg


It was by far the bestest meat I've ever had touch my lips.


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[Hottub]

This Super Bowl in London has me pissed....Everyone should watch English Premier Soccer, fuck the NFL.

I'll do it.

[epo]

http://cerebra.ca/commercial/ADMINII/users/5222/image/feature/epl_600.jpg

[Snoogans]

what kinda fake nature person brings pots and pans camping?

[Snoogans]

http://cerebra.ca/commercial/ADMINII/users/5222/image/feature/epl_600.jpg

dont be a front runnin fag like GameHHH, MANCHESTER CITY FOR LIFE

[MisterSmith]

fuck primetime in the US. air it midday / afternoon in the US..

Seriously, it would be a hell of a lot more fun if it were in the afternoon. It would give me time to sober up and rest before work on Monday. The way it is now you either have to mellow out during the game on Sunday or prepare to suffer through Monday.

[beachbum]

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Besides cock you mean.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

what kinda fake nature person brings pots and pans camping?
And beer. Don't forget the the fake nature beer.

[ToiletCrusher]

what kinda fake nature person brings pots and pans camping?

What do you do? Eat beans out of a can? Savage.

[epo]

I used to work for Anheuser Busch and I seem to remember the bar nights as follows:

#1 New Years Eve
#2 Thanksgiving Eve
#3 St. Patrick's Day
#4 Super Bowl Sunday

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Besides cock you mean.
Ummm......ahhh....ummmm....n....ummmm.....

[Snoogans]

And beer. Don't forget the the fake nature beer.
come on, im not a savage. Obviously you bring beer.


What do you do? Eat beans out of a can? Savage.

YOU DONT EAT BEANS WHEN YOU FUCKIN GO CAMPING. You eat a piece of meat with sides of meat and meat and you DONT BRING FUCKIN PANS

[~Katja~]

I want a momma's boy bear... well when he is old enough to pay for it :)


I get free hugs and they are even better!

[ToiletCrusher]

come on, im not a savage. Obviously you bring beer.




YOU DONT EAT BEANS WHEN YOU FUCKIN GO CAMPING. You eat a piece of meat with sides of meat and meat and you DONT BRING FUCKIN PANS

Lighters or matches?

[SHWA25GUNNER]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38503000/jpg/_38503137_cantona238.jpg

Eric Cantona kung fu kicks a fan in the EPL.

YES.

[IamFogHat]

Don't forget about Valentines Day.

[Snoogans]

Lighters or matches?

i have a lighter cause it takes like shit to smoke a bowl with a match. In terms of a fire, use fuckin sticks, maam

[Hottub]

what kinda fake nature person brings pots and pans camping?

How the hell do you eat otherwise?

[epo]

YOU DONT EAT BEANS WHEN YOU FUCKIN GO CAMPING. You eat a piece of meat with sides of meat and meat and you DONT BRING FUCKIN PANS

That is a perfect example of why Snoogans is Mr. Ronfez.net.

[disneyspy]

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[Snoogans]

How the hell do you eat otherwise?

you start a camp fire. You cover it with some sort of grill apparatus, YOU THROW MEAT ON IT. YOU COOK IT. YOU EAT IT, AND THEN YOU CHOP WOOD OR SOMETHING.


THATS HOW YOU FUCKIN CAMP

[ToiletCrusher]

i have a lighter cause it takes like shit to smoke a bowl with a match. In terms of a fire, use fuckin sticks, maam

How about a flint and a striker?

[timhorton]

OoooooOOOOOOooooo..Ronnie with the big tease

[ToiletCrusher]

you start a camp fire. You cover it with some sort of grill apparatus, YOU THROW MEAT ON IT. YOU COOK IT. YOU EAT IT, AND THEN YOU CHOP WOOD OR SOMETHING.


THATS HOW YOU FUCKIN CAMP

I sense a new tips video coming up soon.

[Hottub]

Lots of commercials anymore.

[Snoogans]

I sense a new tips video coming up soon.

2. Camping and grooming for men

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

What do you do? Eat beans out of a can? Savage.
I think he just eats them out of his earth friendly sandals.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/Picture_33.jpg

What a smooch!

[ToiletCrusher]

2. Camping and grooming for men

The combination can be how there is no such thing as grooming when men are camping.

[disneyspy]

Lots of commercials anymore.

i thought radio you paid for wasnt supposed to have commercials

[hammersavage]

2. Camping and grooming for men

I hope you touch on nose hair

[Snoogans]

I think he just eats them out of his earth friendly sandals.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/Picture_33.jpg

What a smooch!

THOSE ARE NIKE AIR SANDALS. I CAN BALL IN THOSE. And more importantly, i can be a man who DOESNT BRING KITCHEN SHIT TO GO CAMPING

[ToiletCrusher]

i thought radio you paid for wasnt supposed to have commercials

do you feel the same way about cable?

[SHWA25GUNNER]

My luck will be that the Jets will make it that yr.:unsure:

the incredible media and fan kvetching that would ensue.

[disneyspy]

do you feel the same way about cable?

HBO doesnt have commercials,DONT BE A PUSSY!!

[timhorton]

i thought radio you paid for wasnt supposed to have commercials


Ron has needs ....respect that...

[ToiletCrusher]

HBO doesnt have commercials,DONT BE A PUSSY!!

No, you got me. They never advertise their shows and the shows on the other fucking 40 HBOs.

[Dell]

i thought radio you paid for wasnt supposed to have commercials

I think that was in the earlier advertisements for satellite radio... no commercials!

[beachbum]

I've always considered roughing it when I only get one HBO and room service cuts off at 11.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

THOSE ARE NIKE AIR SANDALS. I CAN BALL IN THOSE. And more importantly, i can be a man who DOESNT BRING KITCHEN SHIT TO GO CAMPINGI think the problem arises when you spend all your money on weed and then you can't afford a car or truck.

[disneyspy]

No, you got me. They never advertise their shows and the shows on the other fucking 40 HBOs.

not durin the shows,QUIT BEIN A PUSSY!!


used by permission of copyright snoogans company

[EliSnow]

2. Camping and grooming for men

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/25/brokeback_2601_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg

[beachbum]

The music channels don't have commercials.

[IamFogHat]

Football, eh?

[Dell]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/25/brokeback_2601_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg

I wish I could quit you, EliSnow

[drjoek]

The music channels don't have commercials.

Some actually do about 6-7 of them I think

[SHWA25GUNNER]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/25/brokeback_2601_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg

winner.

[beachbum]

Why does it matter how anyone else reacts to "the secret"?This is about Fez.

[Snoogans]

winner.

thats not camping you fuck. Those are cowboys. And they probably had pans and ate beans like the fags they were

[epo]

I can see how football talk would remind Fez of the secret. That's right Goodell, you are ruining the league!

[beachbum]

Some actually do about 6-7 of them I think

Are those the ones that are FM stations that simulcast?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

thats not camping you fuck. Those are cowboys. And they probably had pans and ate beans like the fags they were
Where are you getting this meat you throw on the fire?

[disneyspy]

lleeder is the voice of ronfez.net,then snoogans,then mikeyboy,then gvac,nice setup call from lleeder

[EliSnow]

thats not camping you fuck. Those are cowboys. And they probably had pans and ate beans like the fags they were

Wrong. They went on camping trips throughout the movie.

[epo]

If they really wanna make Ronnie sick, they should tell him about all of the hammersavaging that is involved with Fez's secret.

[drjoek]

Are those the ones that are FM stations that simulcast?

Yep plus a couple of Satelite only
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[Hottub]

Lleeder is the shit!:thumbup:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

thats not camping you fuck. Those are cowboys. And they probably had pans and ate beans like the fags they were

this is camping, not foraging for scraps like a mere vagrant or hobo.

[Snoogans]

Wrong. They went on camping trips throughout the movie.

and i bet they brought pots and pans

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Wrong. They went on camping trips throughout the movie. I agree with Eli, the actors that played the fags in that movie have most likely camped more than snoogans. He really doesn't know what he's talking about.

All high and everything.


http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=62237&rendTypeId=4

[disneyspy]

speakin of brokeback mountain,how long have gvac and mikeyboy been "camping",it does explain their frequent arguments on the board

[Hottub]

He seemed to be in pretty good spirits the other night.

[IamFogHat]

Did Fez say spoiler alert?

[Dell]

September 10, 2006
Satellite Radio Ads
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by Xrlq @ 8:27 am

You may have heard those ads for “commercial free” satellite radio. Don’t believe it. Their all-music stations are commercial free, but the talk radio, the news stations, etc. are not. Many of them can’t be, of course, given that they are simulcast on satellite or cable TV, which you also have to pay for, but which never claimed to be commercial free. However, the quality of the commercials is quite a bit lower than the usual fare on other media. If you get XM and take a long road trip listening to FoxNews, CNN, AmericaRight or AirAmerica, here are four commercials you can expect to hear at least once on Every. God. Damned. Commercial. Break.

[beachbum]

Chuckwagon would survive longer because he has pots and pans.

[disneyspy]

September 10, 2006
Satellite Radio Ads
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* Miscellaneous

by Xrlq @ 8:27 am

You may have heard those ads for “commercial free” satellite radio. Don’t believe it. Their all-music stations are commercial free, but the talk radio, the news stations, etc. are not. Many of them can’t be, of course, given that they are simulcast on satellite or cable TV, which you also have to pay for, but which never claimed to be commercial free. However, the quality of the commercials is quite a bit lower than the usual fare on other media. If you get XM and take a long road trip listening to FoxNews, CNN, AmericaRight or AirAmerica, here are four commercials you can expect to hear at least once on Every. God. Damned. Commercial. Break.


FACE TC, FACE!! HE SO FACED YOU!!FACE!!

[Chob]

Way to sell people on Best of Sirius, with a Playboy Radio promo. :dry:

[beachbum]

Playboy radio is the most insipid drivel ever broadcast.

[IamFogHat]

Chuckwagon would survive longer because he has pots and pans.

Fez would cause he's a bear.

[JerseyRich]

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[epo]

Playboy radio is the most insipid drivel ever broadcast.

The modern world passed up Hugh Hefner a long time ago.

[Servo]

I'm not going back...

[epo]

It is NOT an "ice cream float" its a goddamned Rootbeer Float!

[burrben]

frostys fucking rule

[BeerBandit]

Bring Back Ice Cream Floats!

and Egg Creams. I love me some hot dogs and egg cream.

[EliSnow]

The modern world passed up Hugh Hefner a long time ago.

Meanwhile, Hugh hasn't passed anything in a long time.

[beachbum]

The modern world passed up Hugh Hefner a long time ago.

Even the magazine sucks.I haven't even looked at one in years.

[BeerBandit]

Sorry Dave.

Soda is super cheap. Cheaper than juice and coffee.

[realmenhatelife]

Birch Beer is what it's all about. PA Dutch.

Expensive, a 2 liter costs a fucking dollar on sale and 1.30 every other day of the week.

[drjoek]

The modern world passed up Hugh Hefner a long time ago.

That show on E! is going on 4 or 5 seasons. They even changed girlfriends for Hef when all his other "girlfriends ' got married to other people. Yet the show continues:wacko:

[epo]

Rootbeer and ice cream are expensive? HAM AND FUCKING EGGER!

[burrben]

in this economy root beer floats will disappear completely

[disneyspy]

Even the magazine sucks.I haven't even looked at one in years.

thats crazy talk

[EliSnow]

It is NOT an "ice cream float" its a goddamned Rootbeer Float!

When I was at DisneyWorld in October, they had Coca-Cola Floats. Not as good as the root beer float.

[disneyspy]

When I was at DisneyWorld in October, they had Coca-Cola Floats. Not as good as the root beer float.

coca cola was the firstcorporate sponsor to sign up at disneyworld,2 years before it opened

[EliSnow]

That show on E! is going on 4 or 5 seasons. They even changed girlfriends for Hef when all his other "girlfriends ' got married to other people. Yet the show continues:wacko:

I'm not sure that's really a credit to Hugh.

People love to watch monkeys at the zoo. It doesn't make the monkeys cutting edge entertainers.

[drjoek]

thats crazy talk

Playboy magazine has made 53 unedited issues available online. (http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,2845,2343529,00.asp)

The issues include all pictorals and ads and span the years 1954 to 2006.

To view them, you do need to install microsoft's Silverlight 2.0

worth a look

[Hottub]

It is NOT an "ice cream float" its a goddamned Rootbeer Float!

I hate when epo is 100% correct.

[drjoek]

I'm not sure that's really a credit to Hugh.

People love to watch monkeys at the zoo. It doesn't make the monkeys cutting edge entertainers.

It just shows the insipidness of people today.

[EliSnow]

Rootbeer and ice cream are expensive? HAM AND FUCKING EGGER!

It's a little known secret that when Wall Street brokers would have their lavish celebrations and spend their money, they would drnk only rootbeer floats.

[beachbum]

That show on E! is going on 4 or 5 seasons. They even changed girlfriends for Hef when all his other "girlfriends ' got married to other people. Yet the show continues:wacko:

It's only slightly less annoying than the radio station.

[Hottub]

Gimme a grape or an orange. But none of that stinkin' rut beer!!

[EliSnow]

I had a joke about a "black cow" but we're in a post-Imus world.

[epo]

A black cow is a root beer float with chocolate syrup added. Reason #823 why I hate Chicago.

Fucking retards.

[Hottub]

I had a joke about a "black cow" but we're in a post-Imus world.

Just drink it and get out of here!

[beachbum]

My dad used to take me to A&W for root beer floats when I was a kid.I can take them or leave them.

[disneyspy]

A black cow is a root beer float with chocolate syrup added. Reason #823 why I hate Chicago.

Fucking retards.

chuck!!

[burrben]

its chuck!!!

[beachbum]

A black cow is a root beer float with chocolate syrup added. Reason #823 why I hate Chicago.

Fucking retards.

Reason #824;Inbreds

[EliSnow]

Chuckwagon makes the air!

and is gone.

[beachbum]

chuck!!

I see a restraining order in someones future.

[Misteriosa]

i like mixing vanilla ice cream and welches grape juice :o

edit: i think THAT is a purple cow...

[razorboy]

Gelett Burgess.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

My dad used to take me to A&W for root beer floats when I was a kid.I can take them or leave them.

there's some sentimental gratitude for you.

[MisterSmith]

F@#$!

Enough with the f@#$ing commercial reads!!!

[disneyspy]

i like mixing vanilla ice cream and welches grape juice :o

thanks laverne,do you wear a big L on your sweaters too?

[beachbum]

there's some sentimental gratitude for you.

I still love chili dogs!

[Misteriosa]

thanks laverne,do you wear a big L on your sweaters too?

ive never seen that show. :happy:

edit: looked it up and and that show went off the air when i was 2

[IamFogHat]

Goddamn Sirius, these live reads are really out of control. I mean the boys make them funny, but six in a three hour show really feels intrusive.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

ive never seen that show. :happy:
Really? That's a classic show. I hope you get the chance to check it out someday.

[epo]

F@#$!

Enough with the f@#$ing commercial reads!!!

Would you rather have a live commercial read or a commercial? Those are your realistic optioins.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

I still love chili dogs!

http://www.aw-drivein.com/images/menu/Menu_large.jpg

[beachbum]

I'm with Dave.Why fuck up a good Guiness with a shot?

[IamFogHat]

I love when Andy Rooney Hillard is on the show.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Flaming Dr. Pepper Shot:

mug of beer, shot of amaretto, spoonful of Bacardi 151.

light spoon of 151, pour onto amaretto shot, drop flaming shot into mug of beer.

chug beer.

repeat.

[epo]

Why would LeBron leave Cleveland for the Knicks? Seriously ESD, stop being a fucking homer.

[beachbum]

http://www.aw-drivein.com/images/menu/Menu_large.jpg

Now I'm starvin'.

[beachbum]

Flaming Dr. Pepper Shot:

mug of beer, shot of amaretto, spoonful of Bacardi 151.

light spoon of 151, pour onto amaretto shot, drop flaming shot into mug of beer.

chug beer.

repeat.

When you light the 151 it burns off the alcohol.

[burrben]

its gonna be ohios year. the cavs will win the nba championship and then the reds will win the world series

[IMSlacker]

Poor Killer Joe.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Now I'm starvin'.

must be a Midwestern menu - CHEESE CURDS among the offerings. :blink:

[MisterSmith]

Would you rather have a live commercial read or a commercial? Those are your realistic optioins.

They are going to take commercial breaks anyway, so a regular commercial is my vote. Part of the annoyance is that the damn things break into the middle of discussion then they go back to the show.

If Sirius hadn't f#$%ed up the music channels and everything else they touch, maybe I wouldn't feel as angry about it. At this point it is adding insult to injury.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

When you light the 151 it burns off the alcohol.

it's all for show; lighting stuff on fire attracts attention.

See: River, Cuyahoga.

:smile:

[razorboy]

the cavs will win the nba championship

Not even the slightest chance.

[MisterSmith]

So Fez is the one trying to push through hiring Mooch?

Sorry about that Mooch; you are getting screwed...

[underdog]

Why would LeBron leave Cleveland for the Knicks? Seriously ESD, stop being a fucking homer.

Because one place is NYC and the other is Cleveland.

[burrben]

Not even the slightest chance.

i disagree sir.

[epo]

must be a Midwestern menu - CHEESE CURDS among the offerings. :blink:

Cheese curds are a staple of burger joints in the midwest.

They fucking dominate.

[razorboy]

i disagree sir.

We shall see.





And I'll be right.

[epo]

Because one place is NYC and the other is Cleveland.

What would be the benefit for LeBron?

[underdog]

What would be the benefit for LeBron?

Not living in Cleveland for half the year.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

What would be the benefit for LeBron?
New Friends?

[Hottub]

Jersey is the birthplace of chilidogs.
Between that Taylor ham and sausage & peppers we should all be dead from cholesterol

[epo]

Not living in Cleveland for half the year.

Its not like a pro athlete spends cultural time during the season. Again, what is the benefit of him leaving?

[SHWA25GUNNER]

New Friends?

:lol:

[beachbum]

Cheese curds are a staple of burger joints in the midwest.

They fucking dominate.

I have had the curds but never the whey.