Elton John

[thepaulo]

Some people might be aware that I really like Elton John. I haven't been able to listen to him for a while but I need to go back to an obsession I had since when I was a kid. Elton's legacy is huge and now he has one more thing to add to his resume. Billy Elliot has been a smash on Broadway and in London and now leads the Tony Nominations with 15.
He's tough old bird who keeps on going.

[razorboy]

Don't burn down the mission, Paul.

[hammersavage]

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And when it rains the rain falls down
Washing out the cattle town

[SinA]

You're the son of your father.

[thepaulo]

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And when it rains the rain falls down
Washing out the cattle town

I've always wanted to take all Bernie Taupin's Civil War songs and turn it into a musical.

[tele7]

I've always wanted to take all Bernie Taupin's Civil War songs and turn it into a musical.

You should name it Saucy John.

[thepaulo]

You should name it Saucy John.

The Civil War wasn't saucy.

[Enabler]

The Civil War wasn't saucy.

Not so fast...

http://images.salon.com/books/it/1999/04/30/lincoln/lincoln2.gif

[ToiletCrusher]

yeah, I had him.

[thepaulo]

Not so fast...

http://images.salon.com/books/it/1999/04/30/lincoln/lincoln2.gif

You had to bring up the Gay Lincoln rumors.

[Contra]

To me Elton John at his best was when he would be all coked up, eyes wide, huge sunglasses, fur hat, jamming on the piano.

[thepaulo]

To me Elton John at his best was when he would be all coked up, eyes wide, huge sunglasses, fur hat, jamming on the piano.


Coked up Elton was best.

[thepaulo]

Elton John's Billy Elliot cleaned up at the Tony Awards now it's doing it to the Drama Desk Awards
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iTcZzOP9zk3u1uO-tlEb1ZCH6jnwD988D0280

[thepaulo]

Billy Elliot should win some Tony's tonight.....
Elton't next broadway musical.
Bridget Jones.

[thepaulo]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/dec/28/elton-john-david-furnish-son

His son was born through a surrogate on christmas day.
No word on whether it was Elton's sperm or David's
or both.

[furie]

He's tough old bird who keeps on going.

i thought we still called them queens

[zildjian361]

Elton just had a baby!:huh:

[Crash]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/dec/28/elton-john-david-furnish-son

His son was born through a surrogate on christmas day.


When his diaper needs changing, will they refer to him as the "Brown Dirt Cowboy"?

[StanUpshaw]

Nothing says "attention whore" quite like scheduling your child to be born on Christmas day.

[razorboy]

No word on whether it was Elton's sperm or David's
or both.

I'm pretty sure it was Alvin Tostig's.

[epo]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/dec/28/elton-john-david-furnish-son

His son was born through a surrogate on christmas day.
No word on whether it was Elton's sperm or David's
or both.

Did he name him Levon? And shall he be a good man?

[thepaulo]

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a christmas day
when the New York Times said God is dead

[hanso]

Don't go breaking my water.

[KC2OSO]

Don't go breaking my water.
Don't let the son go down on me...

[thepaulo]

American Idol and SNL this week...
lots of good reviews
Gnomeo and Juliet poised to be the second film to pass $100 million this year.
It's good to be the Queen.

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/04/watch-elton-john-joke-about-fatherhood-on-snl-i-still-havent-lost-the-baby-weight/

http://blogs.chron.com/tubular/archives/2011/04/saturday_night_14.html

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2011/04/saturday-night-live-elton-john-rocks-with-tom-hanks-help.html/comment-page-1

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=gnomeoandjuliet.htm

One problem....The oueen probably won't be performing at the Royal Wedding.
(He called the other Queen mean and old.)