Worst Tattoo You Have Ever Seen? [Archive]

Suspect Chin

05-05-2009, 06:39 PM

I met a girl today who had the word "Koi" tattooed on the back of her neck in Japanese. That's right, not a picture of a koi fish, but the actual Japanese symbol for Koi.

I'm now thinking about getting the words "Barbed Wire" tattooed around my bicep in hieroglyphics.

What is the worst tattoo you have ever seen? And please, leave ESD out of this...

biggirl

05-05-2009, 07:07 PM

My little brother gave himself a tattoo at age 14 or 15. He drew a cross and it was crooked...what a dumb ass.

boosterp

05-05-2009, 07:09 PM

My little brother gave himself a tattoo at age 14 or 15. He drew a cross and it was crooked...what a dumb ass.

You are a depressing board character.

biggirl

05-05-2009, 07:20 PM

You are a depressing board character.

Why? I don't get it.

GreatAmericanZero

05-05-2009, 07:23 PM

i was at a concert and there was this hot chick standing in front of me and her pants were riding down. On her ass she had a giant cartoon caricature of Jerry Garcia. Can you imagine anything less sexy a hot girl can do to herself? You see her ass and theres a cartoon of a fat, big nosed bearded grey hair man. absolutely awful

biggirl

05-05-2009, 07:26 PM

these guys I graduated with each had "PALS" tattooed on their back left shoulder. how gay is that?

Gvac

05-05-2009, 07:32 PM

The novel Megan Fox has written on her ribs.

What a stupid twat.

hammersavage

05-05-2009, 07:34 PM

All the redundant whores with this ink:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wauTqsX7rwY/SagS_AoKf8I/AAAAAAAACFI/MmhPZ4UaOPA/s320/shhh2.jpg

TooLowBrow

05-05-2009, 07:37 PM

i hate anyone who has these paw print tattoos
http://www.bmeink.com/A51216/high/bmepb183815.jpg

underdog

05-05-2009, 07:48 PM

http://16.media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvn0fn062t8ZEFuy4o1_500.jpg

http://20.media.tumblr.com/v6rsP0Lfomonck0qcr3oJv5Wo1_500.jpg

PapaBear

05-05-2009, 07:52 PM

I've mentioned this one before. A guy I used to work with has a huge tattoo on the side of his neck that is an "in memory of/RIP" for a friend of his. It covers the entire left side of his neck.

TooLowBrow

05-05-2009, 07:54 PM

i saw a woman with 'sexy bitch' tattooed high on her neck, in script!

instrument

05-05-2009, 07:55 PM

these guys I graduated with each had "PALS" tattooed on their back left shoulder. how gay is that?

no idea what this means.

biggirl

05-05-2009, 07:58 PM

no idea what this means.

me neither

PapaBear

05-05-2009, 07:58 PM

no idea what this means.
Shoulder blade area.

PapaBear

05-05-2009, 07:59 PM

No one in his right mind would actually do this, but can you imagine how bad a giant tat of the Sopranos would look on your back?

beachbum

05-05-2009, 08:12 PM

http://http://www.spreadtheiris.com/showthread.php?t=10226 (http://www.spreadtheiris.com/showthread.php?t=10226)

I have found way too many to list.Look here.

Judge Smails

05-05-2009, 08:20 PM

I think Dave should get this one. Just replace Courtney with Juliana.

http://www.jwschwarz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daughter-country-star-wars.jpg

beachbum

05-05-2009, 08:25 PM

I think Dave should get this one. Just replace Courtney with Juliana.

http://www.jwschwarz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daughter-country-star-wars.jpg

It would be an excellent way to cover that Sopranos abortion.I still can't believe what a hack tattoo artist they got.

CountryBob

05-06-2009, 04:50 AM

After my mom died - my stupid, redneck brother-in-law got my mom's face tatted on his back. It has beyond pissed me off and i would love to skin him alive and let the ants eat him! Now I'm mad.

jessicaduh

05-06-2009, 04:58 AM

i love googling awful tattoos.

i used to work with a fella who had his elbows - not the outside, the crooks of them - tatted to look like the skin had been ripped off...and you were looking at muscle and tendon. then there were drops of blood going down his arm.

the blood was hot pink. the whole thing was just terribly awful.

i laughed.

TjM

05-06-2009, 05:05 AM

ESD any of them

TjM

05-06-2009, 05:10 AM

leave ESD out of this...

I don't listen very well

A.J.

05-06-2009, 06:10 AM

I hope to live long enough to see these young chicks today in their 60s and 70s. Let's see how sexy those tats look then.

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 06:13 AM

I hope to live long enough to see these young chicks today in their 60s and 70s. Let's see how sexy those tats look then.

Just imagine pulling those Depends up to their tramp stamps.

ANC

05-06-2009, 06:47 AM

I knew someone who had their First Name and Last Initial in Script on their chest.. I just don't get it.

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 06:54 AM

http://pontiphex.com/images/tattoo_fail.jpg

http://wtfurls.com/daily/images/57.jpg

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/runfast800/tat.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-myspace-your-mine-tattoo-spelling-fail.jpg

http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/photos/big1828tattoo.jpg

drjoek

05-06-2009, 06:59 AM

http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/photos/big1828tattoo.jpg

He looks a big time dick and deserves it

tanless1

05-06-2009, 07:26 AM

thats funny.... even if he is a dick. ill bet he can juggle and win a unicycle.

topless_mike

05-06-2009, 07:43 AM

http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/photos/big1828tattoo.jpg

i was gonna say "doug, he's quite sexy", but he's got 2 t-s.

topless_mike

05-06-2009, 07:43 AM

http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/photos/big1828tattoo.jpg

kinda reminds me of Marc, somehow.

a photoshop would be quite nice.

Dougie Brootal

05-06-2009, 07:46 AM

i was gonna say "doug, he's quite sexy", but he's got 2 t-s.

scot shaves.

drjoek

05-06-2009, 07:50 AM

I tried to link but unsuccesful. At Awful tattoos .com some mook has a tat that's says
"Pull the trigger Bitch"
Does that guy EVER want to get laid?

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 07:51 AM

I tried to link but unsuccesful. At Awful tattoos .com some mook has a tat that's says
"Pull the trigger Bitch"
Does that guy EVER want to get laid?

By dudes, yes.

topless_mike

05-06-2009, 07:52 AM

I tried to link but unsuccesful. At Awful tattoos .com some mook has a tat that's says
"Pull the trigger Bitch"
Does that guy EVER want to get laid?

ethnicity?

KingGeno

05-06-2009, 08:03 AM

http://withleather.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tat_man_370.jpg

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__23/ept_sports_nba_experts-633432641-1241398051.jpg?ymk88MBDNfXLxUQr

Judge Smails

05-06-2009, 08:07 AM

http://www.sillyape.org/trash/gay_tattoo.jpg

TripleSkeet

05-06-2009, 08:14 AM

I had a friend that got a tatttoo of Sweet Pea from Popeye on his arm when we were 17. Me and my other friends ripped on him so bad for it he got it covered with a panthers head while it was still scabbing.

drjoek

05-06-2009, 08:18 AM

ethnicity?

White guy

http://awfultattoos.blogspot.com/2009/03/bad-chest-tattoos.html#links

Misteriosa

05-06-2009, 08:23 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m11qFbL2T3k/SGQlqMftOdI/AAAAAAAAEZY/f7JvTVnXltU/s320/tatfk7-791929.jpg

jessicaduh

05-06-2009, 08:24 AM

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/runfast800/tat.jpg
my alive what?

joethebartender

05-06-2009, 08:44 AM

I've seen 3 bad ones personally ...

1) my cousin got the Notre Dame mascot on his arm and you can see the artist's name in the red hair. (He still says he's gonna get it "fixed")

2) My wife's friend has a tramp stamp that's a bar of music and the artist put the treble clef backwards.

3) My friend's college flame had a really tiny "Hobbes" from "Calvin and Hobbes" tattooed a few inches below her belly button. I remember her showing it off when she had it done.
5 years later, he hooks up with her again and tells us that Hobbes is now a caterpillar.
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/14173/wm/pd1935541.jpg

BinaryTaoist

05-06-2009, 08:59 AM

http://image.linkinn.com/userfiles/Image/Cat%20Tattoo.jpg

ANC

05-06-2009, 09:07 AM

http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/photos/big1828tattoo.jpg

Andrew Bernard, Dunder Mifflin?????

Contra

05-06-2009, 09:43 AM

When I was I kid I remember a friend that tattooed a sperm on his forearm with Indian ink.

TooLowBrow

05-06-2009, 11:38 AM

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/3283/tattoogun1ks.jpg

realmenhatelife

05-06-2009, 11:46 AM

Mr Cool Ice hasn't made it into this thread yet?

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/VernonX9000/MrCoolIce.jpg

boosterp

05-06-2009, 11:46 AM

http://www.sillyape.org/trash/gay_tattoo.jpg

Winner of the worst. :king:

http://image.linkinn.com/userfiles/Image/Cat%20Tattoo.jpg

First runner up for the worst.

mendyweiss

05-06-2009, 11:57 AM

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/dmilam1.jpg

dino_electropolis

05-06-2009, 12:01 PM

IN a drunken stupor while on a road trip passing through pittsburgh, my friend (a Union native) got the World's Tallest Watersphere tattooed on his left arm. Needless to say, we told him it was a great idea, knowing full well that, in the end, it would just look like a huge blue pecker on his arm.

I dont have photo of his arm available, but this should help you visualize.

http://www.worldstallestwatersphere.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wiggles20081225-640.gif

dino_electropolis

05-06-2009, 12:04 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m11qFbL2T3k/SGQlqMftOdI/AAAAAAAAEZY/f7JvTVnXltU/s320/tatfk7-791929.jpg

Thats actually pretty cool, from an artistic standpoint.....as far as having it tramp stamped for the rest of ones life, well, that's just the definition of class.

Whitey

05-06-2009, 12:05 PM

My friend had a snowflake tattooed on his calf that lasted less then a year but the nic-name Snowflake has been goin strong for 10 years now.

jessicaduh

05-06-2009, 12:07 PM

i think any kind of eyeball tattoo wins the prize.

JerseyRich

05-06-2009, 12:22 PM

jessicaduh

05-06-2009, 12:22 PM

his head is very, very sad.

http://www.swollenpickles.com/wp-content/uploads/tatt-eye.jpg

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 01:05 PM

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/03_2008/tatt.jpg

http://popnewsday.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/me867353fcda18adaaab8d1e8f2f368667c7f95344.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/may2008/6/1/E6F88DFB-B898-8776-8E77DBD9B658538F.jpg

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo191/alanat64029/bad_tattoos_15.jpg

dino_electropolis

05-06-2009, 01:09 PM

Atleast he didn't get the Leaning Tower of Pizza. :flush:

Ha.

Btw- your avatar pic is not funny, in a funny kinda way.

JerseyRich

05-06-2009, 01:11 PM

Ha.

Btw- your avatar pic is not funny, in a funny kinda way.

That's just me showing support. She needs all of our support right now.

underdog

05-06-2009, 01:12 PM

That's just me showing support. She needs all of our support right now.

She could use some jowl support.

dino_electropolis

05-06-2009, 01:12 PM

That's just me showing support. She needs all of our support right now.

Yeah, particulary in the jaw/cheek area.

~Katja~

05-06-2009, 01:13 PM

Ha.

Btw- your avatar pic is not funny, in a funny kinda way.

why don't you tattoo it on your ass!

dino_electropolis

05-06-2009, 01:19 PM

why don't you tattoo it on your ass!

It wouldnt work...my ass is embarrassingly flat, and as such would not be serve as a proper canvas to display that....well, face.

~Katja~

05-06-2009, 01:20 PM

It wouldnt work...my ass is embarrassingly flat, and as such would not be serve as a proper canvas to display that....well, face.

works perfect if you ask me... her face is kinda flat

MadMatt

05-06-2009, 01:23 PM

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo191/alanat64029/bad_tattoos_15.jpg

WTF? - is that Patrick Swayze from the SNL Chippendale Dancer Tryout bit as a Centaur?

At least they get points for creativity. :laugh:

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 01:24 PM

WTF? - is that Patrick Swayze from the SNL Chippendale Dancer Tryout bit as a Centaur?

At least they get points for creativity. :laugh:

I'm pretty sure it is Swayze.

:lol:

dino_electropolis

05-06-2009, 01:24 PM

works perfect if you ask me... her face is kinda flat

Well, now that you mention it, maybe its time for a new tattoo after all......:unsure:

boosterp

05-06-2009, 01:47 PM

http://popnewsday.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/me867353fcda18adaaab8d1e8f2f368667c7f95344.jpg
[/IMG]

Ok, this ass hole should just burn to death. That way who ever likes/loves him can not have an open casket.

Contra

05-06-2009, 02:10 PM

Damn what did Billy staples do to his face?

sr71blackbird

05-06-2009, 02:38 PM

my alive what?

It is suppose to say "you're", not "your". You're means "you are". As it is written, it means "your", which is possessive and as that is written it would indicate it like "your car". It is a spelling error.

mikeyboy

05-06-2009, 02:40 PM

http://www.sillyape.org/trash/gay_tattoo.jpg

I hope that's a straight guy who lost a bet.

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 02:41 PM

It is suppose to say "you're", not "your". You're means "you are". As it is written, it means "your", which is possessive and as that is written it would indicate it like "your car". It is a spelling error.

My is possessive too. I think that is what she was getting at.

boosterp

05-06-2009, 02:43 PM

I hope that's a straight guy who lost a bet.

ESD reference?

SatCam

05-06-2009, 02:47 PM

mikeyboy

05-06-2009, 02:48 PM

It is suppose to say "you're", not "your". You're means "you are". As it is written, it means "your", which is possessive and as that is written it would indicate it like "your car". It is a spelling error.

She got it. Her reply was a reference to the error.

Dougie Brootal

05-06-2009, 02:50 PM

I hope that's a straight guy who lost a bet.

no. i just thought it looked cool and expressed my feelings.

Ritalin

05-06-2009, 02:53 PM

There's some guy in the UFC who has a tramp stamp.

Dudes should not have tramp stamps.

RhinoinMN

05-06-2009, 02:58 PM

There's some guy in the UFC who has a tramp stamp.

Dudes should not have tramp stamps.

Hahaha. My cousin does!

:lol:

and nobody should have tramp stamps for that matter.

biozombie

05-06-2009, 03:02 PM

I used to see this guy on the train in Norristown, PA with a "Bad Company" tattoo on his arm. The first time I saw it I was high as fuck & nearly bit a hole through my lip trying not to laugh.

GreatAmericanZero

05-06-2009, 03:04 PM

http://pontiphex.com/images/tattoo_fail.jpg

looks like R Crumb drew it

zildjian361

05-06-2009, 03:42 PM

when i worked in Riker's Island in the early 80's a spanish inmate said to me yo CO isee you got a few tat's but check this out. pulled down his bottom lip,jail house tatoos, I said you got that bro.:clap:

Ritalin

05-06-2009, 04:03 PM

looks like R Crumb drew it

I don't have any tattoos and I don't want any, but if R Crumb would do it I'd let him do whatever he wanted.

beachbum

05-06-2009, 04:03 PM

There's some guy in the UFC who has a tramp stamp.

Dudes should not have tramp stamps.

It's a target.

Dirtbag

05-06-2009, 05:30 PM

I love the guy, but I gotta do it:

http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/ufc/images/brocklesnar.jpg

RhinoinMN

06-25-2009, 01:41 PM

NSFW PENIS TAT (http://northcoastcafe.typepad.com/north_coast_cafe/images/dragon_penis.jpg)

boosterp

06-25-2009, 07:18 PM

NSFW PENIS TAT (http://northcoastcafe.typepad.com/north_coast_cafe/images/dragon_penis.jpg)

That is fucking awful.

mikeyboy

06-25-2009, 07:23 PM

That is fucking awful.

...and I would assume exceedingly painful.

Chigworthy

06-25-2009, 07:31 PM

There's some guy in the UFC who has a tramp stamp.

Dudes should not have tramp stamps.

Josh Burkman?
http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/33/33048.jpg

TripleSkeet

06-27-2009, 07:19 AM

This kid I work with just got a new tat. I immediately thought of this thread.......by the way, both his parents are dead.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8477/badtat.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/badtat.jpg/)

mikeyboy

06-27-2009, 07:25 AM

RhinoinMN

06-27-2009, 07:49 AM

Wow. That's horrendous. It looks like he's fucking the back of her head.

i can only imagine that must have been what they looked like right before they perished.

~Katja~

06-27-2009, 07:56 AM

did he make it himself? looks like someone testing his skills on himself for the first time...

This kid I work with just got a new tat. I immediately thought of this thread.......by the way, both his parents are dead.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8477/badtat.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/badtat.jpg/)

TripleSkeet

06-27-2009, 06:59 PM

No. Pretty much just a drunken tattoo. Its just an outline because he knew hed be getting it covered eventually. Hes really out there when it comes to tats. He wants one on his rib cage of a skull and crossbones only it would be Colonel Sanders with a chicken leg and a rainbow popscicle.

styckx

06-27-2009, 07:02 PM

4 pages and not one pic of Mr. Cool Ice? Now it will

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/zackhd455/mr-cool-ice-2.jpg

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/mr_cool_ice.jpg

Hottub

06-27-2009, 07:13 PM

4 pages and not one pic of Mr. Cool Ice? Now it will

Mr Cool Ice hasn't made it into this thread yet?

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/VernonX9000/MrCoolIce.jpg

Actually reading 4 pages may help.:smoke:

styckx

06-27-2009, 07:16 PM

Actually reading 4 pages may help.:smoke:

I honestly did skim through each page.

Maybe beer had something to do with it.. Maybe... MAYBE MOTHER BITCHES

Hottub

06-27-2009, 07:21 PM

Homer Simpson wrote:
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems

Homer Simpson Wrote:
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will

Homer Simpson wrote:
Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

Homer Simpson wrote:
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die

styckx

06-27-2009, 07:24 PM

hottub is the best mod ever in the history of best mod ever

underdog

08-24-2009, 10:18 AM

~Katja~

08-24-2009, 10:35 AM

Katja, can you please translate this video for us :

<object width="425" height="344">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBCD34F0PYc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

ok, I had to cut out half way through, I have no idea why anybody would give this ass a 10 minute video segment or mention, apparently he branded the logo and name 13 years ago and got the tattoos to match 5 years ago, he trademarked the logo as well... thinks he is some sort of great stud and seems to visit annoying daytime talk shows which usually are visited by welfare folk , nasty whores and drunks...

He seems genuinely convinced that the tattoo is the shit, he had it designed in a tshirt shop, changed the typical metal skull to a friendlier cooler one with a bit of a smile, cause well, that makes him cool...

TripleSkeet

08-24-2009, 11:12 AM

Katja, can you please translate this video for us :

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBCD34F0PYc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZBCD34F0PYc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Ok explain to me how in the pictures and in the solitary interview hes got the big ICE tattoos on his forearms, yet on the actual show they are gone. Ive come to one conclusion...
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5436/43675858.png (http://img169.imageshack.us/i/43675858.png/)

spoon

08-24-2009, 11:14 AM

I know this isn't a tatto, but it surely fits here well.

Enjoy!

I give you the Ewww Manchu.

http://funny.picturepie.com/images/ultimate_fumanchu_beard.jpg

lleeder

08-24-2009, 11:15 AM

he forgot the d. now its mine

~Katja~

08-24-2009, 11:24 AM

Ok explain to me how in the pictures and in the solitary interview hes got the big ICE tattoos on his forearms, yet on the actual show they are gone. Ive come to one conclusion...
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5436/43675858.png (http://img169.imageshack.us/i/43675858.png/)

cause he states in the interview that he started out with one tattoo when he actually went in with a friend who wanted to get his tattoo done and still has not done it to this day, and has not stopped adding news ones to it. The talkshows are taped in different years already, he says the Mr. Cool Ice is his name since 13 years and he started developing it more and more.

Ultimately, he is still a big dumb prick.

Judge Smails

08-24-2009, 11:26 AM

NSFW (http://gallery.homostelu.info/pics/choices.jpg)

Aggie

08-24-2009, 11:38 AM

Farmer Dave might like this one...
http://bp0.blogger.com/_EJF1RBvC4aM/SIjGb-wD6oI/AAAAAAAAAB8/QYka9OJ2VGE/s320/tattoo004_larger_0.jpg

http://stupidgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/why.jpg

RhinoinMN

08-24-2009, 11:49 AM

I know this isn't a tatto, but it surely fits here well.

Enjoy!

I give you the Ewww Manchu.

http://funny.picturepie.com/images/ultimate_fumanchu_beard.jpg

I thought that was Moe at first.

realmenhatelife

08-24-2009, 11:53 AM

I used to see this guy on the train in Norristown, PA with a "Bad Company" tattoo on his arm. The first time I saw it I was high as fuck & nearly bit a hole through my lip trying not to laugh.

Let the record show that this was not me.

Moe Lester

08-24-2009, 12:56 PM

Years ago, my buddy went through his little homeboy stage in high school. He decided to tattoo "thug" going down his arm. Since he wasnt old enough to get a tattoo legally, he did it himself in the mirror, causing him to make the g at the end backwards, looking like a lower case e. So, for a few years he was stuck with THUe going down his arm. He has since covered it up, but we still call him thue (thoo-ey) to this day.