R&F Listening Thread for 5/6/09

[drjoek]

Happy Hump Day Buddays!!!

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41DJHNRSJJL.jpg

Rash on your junk? Ask Dr. Steve (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
Central Jersey Bar Night! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79367)
RF.net Summer Beach Party at Dr. Joe's. Sign in here! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80189)
Rotten Teeth? Bleeding gums? Want to borrow the beachhouse? Ask drjoek. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76217)
Start a thread about something you heard on the show today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Happy Birthday Buzzard and mikeyboy!!
This Thread Is Dedicated To Fat_Sunny

*Hottub EDIT*
Dental Fun Fact.
Brushing, Flossing and Dental Rinse can help cut down on cavities and gingivitis.

[EliSnow]

Is this the O&A or R&F listening thread?


:wink:

Hiya, buddays!

[Hottub]

Good Morning buddays.

http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sleepwear.jpg

*Messageboard Psychic*
An old friend will drop by the thread today.

[drjoek]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RqFhu7CWo58/RY6yTitWz5I/AAAAAAAAACM/nPy-H8IEu9g/s400/Katrina+Bowden.jpg

[led37zep]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RqFhu7CWo58/RY6yTitWz5I/AAAAAAAAACM/nPy-H8IEu9g/s400/Katrina+Bowden.jpg

That makes me happy.


Good Morning Buddaaaaaaays


I agree with Tub, I think we're going to see something pretty awesome in the thread.

[KingGeno]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Broads/leticia7.jpg

hola.

[drjoek]

Good Morning buddays.



*Messageboard Psychic*
An old friend will drop by the thread today.

I certainly we WILl too

[Hottub]

"Love Gun" - Kiss.

You'll see.

[EliSnow]

We should have Disneyspy give an update on the results so far in the creep polls.

[EliSnow]

What should be the ichiban today? Paula Abdul admits abuse of pain pills?

Porn star planning run for US Senate seat?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Stormy_Daniels,_2007.JPG

[IamFogHat]

"Love Gun" - Kiss.

You'll see.

Ok, now you're in silly town.

[drjoek]

What happened to my poll!!!
I'm calling Shenanigans!!!

[led37zep]

What happened to my poll!!!
I'm calling Shenanigans!!!

you forgot to include your dental health tip of the day. If you aren't going to follow the rules then why should the mods?!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm someone else.

[MadMatt]

Hi guys! :bye:

Good to be back and visit the thread. I heard people were looking forward to seeing me.

C-ya! :bye:



:tongue:

[drjoek]

you forgot to include your dental health tip of the day. If you aren't going to follow the rules then why should the mods?!



Damn I conpletely forgot and that was a great idea. Its too late to edit
Dummy

[Hottub]

Matt's back!:clap:

Suprise number one.
Wait for it...

I'll put out the signal for another.
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:haJfDfg3YQ5ClM:http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/634/tpp2571cuvh0.jpg

[ANC]

Hiya Buddies! :bye: 2 weeks of no smoking and feelin' fine.

I would like to choke out the piece of shit in Newark who smashed his car into the back of my pregnant wife's car in an attempt to cut off a line of traffic. Thank God everything is okay..

[Hottub]

Congrats ANC!!!

You got good swimmers!:thumbup:

[ANC]

Today's drop is from - Dumb and Dumber
Today's Song is A New England by Billy Bragg

[RhinoinMN]

Hiya Buddies! :bye: 2 weeks of no smoking and feelin' fine.

I would like to choke out the piece of shit in Newark who smashed his car into the back of my pregnant wife's car in an attempt to cut off a line of traffic. Thank God everything is okay..

Congrats!, and I wouldn't mind a shot at that fucker either.

[Hottub]

"A New England" Billy Bragg

[Fuzz Whatley]

Fuckin nice one:clap:

[drjoek]

Dumb and Dumber
Billy Bragg - A New England

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Billy!

[ANC]

Congrats ANC!!!

You got good swimmers!:thumbup:

Thanks Tub!! Only about 3 months to go... :thumbup:

[MadMatt]

Today's drop is from - Dumb and Dumber
Today's Song is A New England by Billy Bragg

I hope you realize that to those of us listening online, you look like Nostradamus.

We were only a couple of seconds into the Dumb & Dumber drop when you posted this. :laugh:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Hiya Buddies! :bye: 2 weeks of no smoking and feelin' fine.

I would like to choke out the piece of shit in Newark who smashed his car into the back of my pregnant wife's car in an attempt to cut off a line of traffic. Thank God everything is okay..

Congratulations on:


expecting a child
two weeks of no carcinogens
not committing that homicide in Newark, NJ

[RhinoinMN]

Hi Matt.

[IamFogHat]

Here we go buddays. I predict everyone will be in a better mood today.

[ANC]

Congrats!, and I wouldn't mind a shot at that fucker either.

Thanks Rhino!

He tried to pin it on her, but the cop wasn't having any of it.. But the most important thing is mom and baby are a-ok :thumbup:

[Hottub]

866 Ron 0 Fez

[KatPw]

Hiya Buddies! :bye: 2 weeks of no smoking and feelin' fine.

I would like to choke out the piece of shit in Newark who smashed his car into the back of my pregnant wife's car in an attempt to cut off a line of traffic. Thank God everything is okay..

Good for you for making it to two weeks, you are doing great. Fuck the asshat that hit your wife's car, karma will bite him in the ass. And congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope the mommy-to-be is doing great :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

worst mom ever... ms yates.

close second goes to Ms Crawford

[MadMatt]

Hi Matt.

Hi Rhino :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Worst mother ever is the Mother Alien. Acid for blood, bursts out of your chest, kills space marines etc

[Hottub]

Matt, you here for a visit, or are you sticking around for a while?

[drjoek]

CreepTourney Early Exit polling

Bracket 1 Hottub Wampus and Dougiebrootal distant 2nd
Bracket 2 CHUCKWAGONCOOK Commish
Bracket 3 Lord Jezo boosterp Matty Friday distant 2nd
Bracket 4 SR71Blackbird flea
Bracket 5 Britneypablo marc with a c GAZ
Bracket 6 Westley jelehane
Bracket 7 GVAC leeder hammersavage
Bracket 8 drjoek toiletcrusher

[sailor]

Shaft

[MadMatt]

Hiya Buddies! :bye: 2 weeks of no smoking and feelin' fine.

I would like to choke out the piece of shit in Newark who smashed his car into the back of my pregnant wife's car in an attempt to cut off a line of traffic. Thank God everything is okay..

Wow - I missed the good news.

Congrats on the upcoming expansion of the Not Cumia clan. :thumbup:

And not smoking and that everybody is OK.

[Hottub]

Shaft

Eeww.

[MadMatt]

Matt, you here for a visit, or are you sticking around for a while?

It kind of depends on how today goes. We will see.

[Misteriosa]

glad to hear wife and baby to be are ok, anc

[ToiletCrusher]

CreepTourney Early Exit polling

Bracket 8 drjoek toiletcrusher

I wouldn't mind being behind you anytime.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Sylvia Plath was a pretty bad mom, you know, taking her daughter with her.

[ANC]

I hope you realize that to those of us listening online, you look like Nostradamus.

We were only a couple of seconds into the Dumb & Dumber drop when you posted this. :laugh:

:king:

Congratulations on:


expecting a child
two weeks of no carcinogens
not committing that homicide in Newark, NJ


Thank You!!!!

Although I see committing a homicide in Newark as a rite of passage. :wink:


Good for you for making it to two weeks, you are doing great. Fuck the asshat that hit your wife's car, karma will bite him in the ass. And congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope the mommy-to-be is doing great :thumbup:

Thanks Kat! Yes smoke free and the wife and lil one in the oven are fine.. Her back is a little sore from the car accident, but she's doing great!

[Misteriosa]

aaaaaand both my worst mom entries are covered :o

[biggestmexi]

i KNOW THE BADDEST MUTHA.

its shaft!

[TjM]

i KNOW THE BADDEST MUTHA.

Shut yo mouth!

[Servo]

Afternoon kids... how we doin'? Welcome back, Mad Matt.

[wkj]

i KNOW THE BADDEST MUTHA.

Hush your mouth...

[IamFogHat]

Apparently Fez is the only guy who reads Playboy for the articles.

[ToiletCrusher]

That caller must have heard the bit from o&a that ran just before r&f today.

[schabadoo]

Blessed water is the worst thing ever? Could someone explain the downside?

Someone wants to stop by and bless my snacks, I could use all the help I could get.

[MadMatt]

That caller must have heard the bit from o&a that ran just before r&f today.

I was thinking the exact same thing.





And thanks Servo - Hi back atcha :bye:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Sylvia Plath was a pretty bad mom, you know, taking her daughter with her.

i've misremembered this; she let the kiddies live.

Great Paul Westerberg song, "Crackle & Drag" about Plath and her suicide.

also, Ted Hughes, her philandering poet husband at the time, had two of Plath's unpublished journals acquired by her alma mater, Smith College, in 1982, sealed until 2013.

hmmm.

[schabadoo]

I'm surprised all these knuckle-draggers listen to this particular show...

[Misteriosa]

i think ms california should have answered the question by steering it back to her chosen platform. she should have said she hadnt thought about gay marriage because she was so concentrated on spreading autism awareness, or what ever her platform was.

but being from cali, i guess you cant avoid the prop 8 question.

[wkj]

"I always have a stone ready." :lol:

[Meataball23]

So fez talks about his never blend in bracelet (which i just had to google to find out what it means) but he refuses to talk openly about or live the secret? How does that make any sense?

[SHWA25GUNNER]

"I'm bi-sexual, um, myself."

in case "i'm" didn't make it clear.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm surprised all these knuckle-draggers listen to this particular show...

http://www.canada-photos.com/data/media/1/snowboarding_534.jpg

[MadMatt]

"I'm bi-sexual, um, myself."

in case "i'm" didn't make it clear.

I think we can cut him some slack - the guy was obviously nervous. :laugh:

And he did have a good point.

[schabadoo]

Where are they finding these callers? Is Hannity on hiatus?

[wkj]

That's right up there with Fez.

[drjoek]

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[underdog]

I'm sick of the "it says it in the bible" people against gay marriage. There's a lot of things that the bible says that people don't follow.

[RhinoinMN]

Good thing there is a product that makes my penis thicker AND wider.

The current one I'm using only makes my penis wider. Its all oval shaped.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm sick of the "it says it in the bible" people against gay marriage. There's a lot of things that the bible says that people don't follow.

Computers are a tool of Satan according to that bizarre novel.

[IamFogHat]

Where is everyone?

[MadMatt]

Ooooohhh, good! Another movie review based on the trailer!

[drjoek]

Where is everyone?

Look at who started the thead
it was bound to fail.

[epo]

Brett Favre? Are they trying to make my head explode?

[RhinoinMN]

Oh lord, not this Favre shit.

[Misteriosa]

Where is everyone?

im playing WoW, listening to the show, and running the ispy on the side :o

[RhinoinMN]

Brett Favre? Are they trying to make my head explode?

Mine too.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Good thing there is a product that makes my penis thicker AND wider.

The current one I'm using only makes my penis wider. Its all oval shaped.

Kelly Lynn Daniels would like to examine you, then.

(These commercials are killing me: Prolixis, Tronix Country, BookIt...)

[schabadoo]

I'm sick of the "it says it in the bible" people against gay marriage. There's a lot of things that the bible says that people don't follow.

They quote Leviticus and ignore the rest. Because the rest is insane:

"A man curses and blasphemes while disputing with another man. Moses asks God what to do about it. God says that the whole community must stone him to death. "And the children of Israel did as the Lord and Moses commanded."

God tells the Israelites to make slaves out of their neighbors and their families. The "heathens" and "strangers" are to be their possessions forever.

[underdog]

Computers are a tool of Satan according to that bizarre novel.

It's also against the bible to wear mixed fibers.

[MadMatt]

Where is everyone?

Gvac has setup an IP block on this thread.

[RhinoinMN]

Kelly Lynn Daniels would like to examine you, then.

(These commercials are killing me: Prolixis, Tronix Country, BookIt...)

I'm really enjoyin ma leptop.

[ANC]

Good thing there is a product that makes my penis thicker AND wider.

The current one I'm using only makes my penis wider. Its all oval shaped.

:lol:

[underdog]

They quote Leviticus and ignore the rest. Because the rest is insane:

"A man curses and blasphemes while disputing with another man. Moses asks God what to do about it. God says that the whole community must stone him to death. "And the children of Israel did as the Lord and Moses commanded."

God tells the Israelites to make slaves out of their neighbors and their families. The "heathens" and "strangers" are to be their possessions forever.

It's all insane.

[Servo]

Kelly Lynn Daniels would like to examine you, then.

(These commercials are killing me: Prolixis, Tronix Country, BookIt...)

Don't forget adamandeve.com! They're not teasing!

[epo]

Mine too.

You think you are sick of now? Wait until you get 2-3 more weeks of this drama queen.

[Servo]

I'm really enjoyin ma leptop.

That kills me everytime.

[MadMatt]

It's also against the bible to wear mixed fibers.

:lol:

I think there is also something in there about wearing socks with flip-flops.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

I'm really enjoyin ma leptop.

:lol:

poor bastard. a widower and now these Tronix scam artists are draining the rest of his money.

all for an e-mail machine.

[RhinoinMN]

Caller is an idiot.

Favre couldn't win in MN mainly cuz of crowd noise. Energy level is insane when the packers are in town.

[epo]

Football will fall to #2 in our lifetimes.

[ANC]

Don't forget adamandeve.com! They're not teasing!

They can't even mention the free gift on the radio..... IT'S A GODDAMN XL CHANNEL!! We can hear Pat from Moonachie get a blowjob, but can't have some dried up old whore say pocket-pussy or pocket rocket. It's too saucy I tells ya...toooooooo saucy! blech!

[IamFogHat]

Thought Fez was taking Ron's advice about the shrink calling on the air bit from the other day.

[Dell]

afternoon buddays... damn I hate lunch meetings... I assume Casey didn't deliver (I hear ESD)...

[IamFogHat]

I think this caller needs a packigge of sawusigge.

[ANC]

:lol:

poor bastard. a widower and now these Tronix scam artists are draining the rest of his money.

all for an e-mail machine.

"HP desktop computer for ONLY $29.99 a week for 12 months!"

$29.99 times 52 weeks..... $1559.48 for probably a refurbished POS...

[KatPw]

They quote Leviticus and ignore the rest. Because the rest is insane:

"A man curses and blasphemes while disputing with another man. Moses asks God what to do about it. God says that the whole community must stone him to death. "And the children of Israel did as the Lord and Moses commanded."

God tells the Israelites to make slaves out of their neighbors and their families. The "heathens" and "strangers" are to be their possessions forever.

Leviticus 19:19 also states "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material". So their God forbids polycotton blends and the like. But the believers choose to ignore that part also.

[MadMatt]

They will find better, more protective equipment before the game starts to fade - I don't see football fading because of injuries.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

They can't even mention the free gift on the radio..... IT'S A GODDAMN XL CHANNEL!! We can hear Pat from Moonachie get a blowjob, but can't have some dried up old whore say pocket-pussy or pocket rocket. It's too saucy I tells ya...toooooooo saucy! blech!

or "new lily" having a credit card run through her private parts by Mush Norton.

but that's the hook! i'm getting tumescent just trying to imagine what pinnacle of ecstasy Adam & Eve have in store for me if I just ORDER NOW!

[KatPw]

It's also against the bible to wear mixed fibers.

Didn't realize you beat me to it :thumbup:

[ToiletCrusher]

"HP desktop computer for ONLY $29.99 a week for 12 months!"

$29.99 times 52 weeks..... $1559.48 for probably a refurbished POS...

extended warranty, how can I lose (reference #1)

[epo]

When the NFL puts the Super Bowl in London, you can kiss that #1 spot goodbye.

[PD]

it's all about TV for the NFL

[RhinoinMN]

They will find better, more protective equipment before the game starts to fade - I don't see football fading because of injuries.

If they eliminated all of the supplements they use in order to be stronger, the injuries would go down.

[RhinoinMN]

When the NFL puts the Super Bowl in London, you can kiss that #1 spot goodbye.

it's all about TV for the NFL

If thats the case, I think it would be retarded to put it in London.

[PD]

football evolves ESD, or gets gimmicky?

[RhinoinMN]

football evolves ESD, or gets gimmicky?

XFL

[buzzard]

Greets buddays! :bye:

[TjM]

Sheriff Goodell will be the downfall of the league

[ANC]

Greets buddays! :bye:

Happy Birthday Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Great to see ya!!!!! :clap:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

"almost Nerfish"

like Ted Johnson's head.

[RhinoinMN]

Greets buddays! :bye:

HEY BUDDAY!

Happy Birthday! Hope all is well.

[Don Stugots]

Good Morning buddays.

*Messageboard Psychic*
An old friend will drop by the thread today.

who?


Happy New Year.


Hats for Mod.

[buzzard]

Happy Birthday Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Great to see ya!!!!! :clap:

spank you VERY much!!

[ANC]

extended warranty, how can I lose (reference #1)

:thumbup:

Funny the one they reran last night I never saw before.. When Homer joined the army. Then war-games got out of control.

[PD]

Greets buddays! :bye:

Happy Birthday Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Great to see ya!!!!! :clap:

what ANC said!

[MadMatt]

Greets buddays! :bye:

Happy Birthday Budday!!!

Came back specifically to say "Hi" and Happy B-day.

[ANC]

By the way I read the tags quickly and saw:

mrs. nc expecting (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/tags.php?tag=mrs.+nc+expecting), worst mom ever (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/tags.php?tag=worst+mom+ever)

Rude and Rude! :lol:

[drjoek]

Greets buddays! :bye:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUZZARD!!!!!
:clap::clap:

[PD]

"Oh PJ's."

i laugh at all of Ronnie's silly jokes.

[epo]

Listening to this "football will always be the most popular" stuff is just crazy. I'm sure people had the exact conversion when boxing was huge, when the Lakers played the Celtics and when Pittsburgh celebrated "we are family".

This shit is cyclical.

[IamFogHat]

Popcorn Ronnie B returns! Boy Fez the liar was a long time ago I guess then huh? When did he cheat with that movie?

[MadMatt]

Jesus. I am afraid Dave may really be retarded.

[ANC]

Popcorn Ronnie B returns! Boy Fez the liar was a long time ago I guess then huh? When did he cheat with that movie?



It kills me every time!!!! :lol::clap:

EDIT - Damn Randomizer.. I was referencing the Clay Davis Sig...

[buzzard]

Happy Birthday Budday!!!

Came back specifically to say "Hi" and Happy B-day.

stupid arm needs more surgery :furious: I've been missing "me" for quite a while Thanks to all of you who've called and IM'd....yer all the bessssst!

[drjoek]

Listening to this "football will always be the most popular" stuff is just crazy. I'm sure people had the exact conversion when boxing was huge, when the Lakers played the Celtics and when Pittsburgh celebrated "we are family".

This shit is cyclical.

Fez Had kinda a point but was shut down

Football has definately gotten softer no matter what Ron says. You can see a scenario where it becomes more like touch football
The quaterback in the grasp, 5 yard touch rules etc

Fez just didnt think out his point
Its changing I think thats what he meant

[IamFogHat]

Weird Medicine, or as I like to call it, M.D. and the Hayseeds.

[buzzard]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUZZARD!!!!!
:clap::clap:

I personally prefer Drjoek! :clap:

just sayin':clap:

[buzzard]

Weird Medicine, or as I like to call it, M.D. and the Hayseeds.

well placed!!! :clap:

[PD]

Dave,

ixnay on the escriptionspay from octorDay eveStay

[PD]

Dr. Steve's wife is a good looking lady.

(and nice)

[ANC]

I've done all 3 things! Aye Aye Dr. Steve! :clap:

[dino_electropolis]

Leviticus 19:19 also states "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material". So their God forbids polycotton blends and the like. But the believers choose to ignore that part also.
Oh literal KatPw.... Unless that passage is to be taken literally and not figuratively, in which case ur absolutely right

[KatPw]

Dave,

ixnay on the escriptionspay from octorDay eveStay

This. It is illegal to prescibe medications to someone you are not maintaining a medical record on. Dave needs to shut up about that shit ASAP.

[epo]

Slash on American Idol is not awesome....its fucking pathetic.

[MadMatt]

Dave, do not try and step to Doctor Steve. His show is infinitely better than SD and should have your time slot.

[ANC]

Calling Underdog Out!!!! :clap:

[RhinoinMN]

Oh literal KatPw.... Unless that passage is to be taken literally and not figuratively, in which case ur absolutely right

You sound like a lawyer..

[IamFogHat]

"I'm sure he's swallowed some jizz." :lol:

[ANC]

As I stated in that thread which infruriated me about last night:

"The Danny guys sang Aerosmith's Dream On (badly I might add), and she said, I don't think it was the right song for you, I think you should try singing earlier Aerosmith songs like Crazy and Crying....:wallbash:."

[biggestmexi]

laugh out loud @ underdog

[dino_electropolis]

Slash on American Idol is not awesome....its fucking pathetic.



I refuse to believe he has ever watched the show let alone appeared on it

[PD]

Dave, do not try and step to Doctor Steve. His show is infinitely better than SD and should have your time slot.

I am partial, since I have watched Dr. Steve do his show live but have never seen Special delivery live, but I definitely thinks Dr Steve should have a regular slot.

[ANC]

It was all awful last night.. the PR chick has promise as does that dude Chris.

[buzzard]

Lambert is good...this guy is a turd!

[RhinoinMN]

Renegade in the background

:lol:

[ANC]

Renegade was great!!!!

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/kunio/renegade-arcade.gif

:king:

[ANC]

As I stated in that thread which infruriated me about last night:

"The Danny guys sang Aerosmith's Dream On (badly I might add), and she said, I don't think it was the right song for you, I think you should try singing earlier Aerosmith songs like Crazy and Crying....:wallbash:."

:furious:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

As I stated in that thread which infruriated me about last night:

"The Danny guys sang Aerosmith's Dream On (badly I might add), and she said, I don't think it was the right song for you, I think you should try singing earlier Aerosmith songs like Crazy and Crying....:wallbash:."

HOLY F***.

SHOOT HER.

[underdog]

Oh literal KatPw.... Unless that passage is to be taken literally and not figuratively, in which case ur absolutely right

Why would only certain parts be taken literally and other parts figuratively?

Calling Underdog Out!!!! :clap:

What did I miss? I'm at work and missed it.

[buzzard]

Freddie ferever...right Tub???


:clap:

[ANC]

GHEY!
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/4389/warrant.jpg

[SHWA25GUNNER]

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Gary-Glitter2.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

You sound like a lawyer..



Ha. I'm actually posting from a deposition at the moment.... Could explain things
My client is about 50 year old but with a sexy Italian accent and great set of cans.

[ANC]

HOLY F***.

SHOOT HER.

:furious:

Why would only certain parts be taken literally and other parts figuratively?



What did I miss? I'm at work and missed it.

Ron called you out for saying Adam's version was better than Zeppelin's...

[buzzard]

don't care how they dress/look..it's the sound I hear!

[TjM]

I love 80's hair metal

[underdog]

Ron called you out for saying Adam's version was better than Zeppelin's...

Eh, I thought it was good.

And as drunk as I was, I was still able to see how fucking awful Danny was.

[ANC]

don't care how they dress/look..it's the sound I hear!

how else would one experience sound...?


:wink:

[ANC]

Eh, I thought it was good.

And as drunk as I was, I was still able to see how fucking awful Danny was.

:lol:

[underdog]

I was drunk when I listened to it.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/7/4/1/1/651147_356x237.jpg


the chick on the left has nice eyes.

didn't know until now that Punky Brewster was in the band.

[epo]

Drunk posting isn't as good as sober posting....it's much better.

[ToiletCrusher]

Drunk posting isn't as good as sober posting....it's much better.

Something I am an expert on.

[Jeffdc5]

Omg anything that doesn't involve ronnie B watching middle age women on paltalk is gay now?

[Misteriosa]

im at a lot of metal shows :o

who was the band they were playing?

[Death Metal Moe]

Fuckin' Nice! I call up with a point that doesn't even line up with the discussion and they STILL play UNHALLOWED!

Ron and Fez RULE!!!!!

[buzzard]

Eh, I thought it was good.

And as drunk as I was, I was still able to see how fucking awful Danny was.

don't concern yerself underdog AI competition has been over for weeks!

C'Yall real soon thanks to all for the Birfday wishes!

:wub:

buzzy:wink:

[Death Metal Moe]

im at a lot of metal shows :o

who was the band they were playing?

That last song they played was my band Unhallowed. I play drums.

[buzzard]

how else would one experience sound...?


:wink:



:tongue:

[ANC]

Fuckin' Nice! I call up with a point that doesn't even line up with the discussion and they STILL play UNHALLOWED!

Ron and Fez RULE!!!!!

I do enjoy some Unhallowed.... :thumbup:

[Jeffdc5]

That last song they played was my band Unhallowed. I play drums.

that's a good song you guys have an album?

[dino_electropolis]

Why would only certain parts be taken literally and other parts figuratively?



What did I miss? I'm at work and missed it.

Uhm well there are things that are allegorical, sometimes it's clear other times not so much.

[epo]

So Paulo saw the trailer for the new Star Trek?

[Death Metal Moe]

Nice! Fuckin' Whatley is pushing legalization!

Also, I didn't know Vermot Teddybear was for it too. Very progressive company.

[KatPw]

Uhm well there are things that are allegorical, sometimes it's clear other times not so much.

I have never come across someone that would describe their holy book as being allegorical. Otherwise people would have made a religion around the Brothers Grimm.

[ANC]

Dave "She's not going to queef the baby out" :lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

So Paulo saw the trailer for the new Star Trek?

For trailers, he only sees the first 15 seconds.

[PD]

"she's not going to queef the baby out"

:wallbash:

edit
I see ANC got there first
Dave "She's not going to queef the baby out" :lol:

[TjM]

TO pitch he would need a prototype not a drunken idea

[PD]

Fez has 8 protein bars??

(fez, it's EATEN)

[Jeffdc5]

After todays first hour i want more Dave less Fez

[Death Metal Moe]

Fez has 8 protein bars??

(fez, it's EATEN)

No, Fez has 7 in protein bars in his mouth and there's always room for 8.

[ToiletCrusher]

TO pitch he would need a prototype not a drunken idea

Nonsense. How about a pinwheel air freshener? See how easy it is when you have a few cocktails in you.

[TjM]

Shoes that have a compartment for a spare car and house key

[TjM]

Love Jim Jeffries

[PD]

No, Fez has 7 in protein bars in his mouth and there's always room for 8.

:lol:

[KatPw]

Shoes that have a compartment for a spare car and house key

Like these?
http://www.popgadget.net/images/flipflop_stash.jpg

[TjM]

Like these?
http://www.popgadget.net/images/flipflop_stash.jpg

Yes but less gay

[underdog]

I do not think this song is better than the original.

[epo]

I say trash to the latest PerryNoid song.

[IamFogHat]

Is that Perry?
Good thing we have Sleeves.

[epo]

I miss Hank Kingsley.

[epo]

What about a Jello brand Pudding Pop?

[EliSnow]

Pudding beats Jell-O easily.

[dino_electropolis]

I have never come across someone that would describe their holy book as being allegorical. Otherwise people would have made a religion around the Brothers Grimm.

Nice try, but a bit off the mark.

Its no secret that the bible (the new testament, at least) is filled with allegorical tales. I.e. Prodigal Son.


Dont see how that effects someones faith.

[Meataball23]

After todays first hour i want more Dave less Fez


Couldnt agree more

[biggestmexi]

I prefer Custard.

[IamFogHat]

Fez is a lemon party man?

[Dell]

now that he said banana pudding... it's definitely pudding over jello

[beachbum]

Sorry guys but Irish car bombs sound nasty.

[IamFogHat]

Not only was that show great, but the next day's show was great too with them going back over the evening with Hefe and JDubbs.

[beachbum]

Speaking of secrets what ever happened to Sheepy?

[KatPw]

Nice try, but a bit off the mark.

Its no secret that the bible (the new testament, at least) is filled with allegorical tales. I.e. Prodigal Son.


Dont see how that effects someones faith.

What?

The problem is there are Fundamentalists: They believe the world was created in 7 days, Adam and eve were cast out of Eden, the world was destroyed by a great flood (save for 2 of each animal and Moses and his family), Abraham lived for 175 years, people were turned to pillars of salt, Jesus was the result of a virgin birth, Jesus rose from the dead, etc. They don't believe those stories are allegories. Yes, there are people that don't believe everything in that book, and they are labeled Cafeteria Catholics (they pick and choose what they choose to believe from the bible).

Who gets to decide what parts are allegory, and what parts are not? Who gets to decide what parts should be taken literally, and which parts should be taken figuratively?

[Jeffdc5]

Can we not do the whole secret bit everyday its boring now who cares.

[ANC]

CHALLAH!

http://hannahgarippa.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/challah-bread-l.jpg

[PD]

Supplies!! its mudders day!

[beachbum]

Enough aleady you fucking hack!!

[Servo]

Oh Ron, don't you know what happened to JV and Elvis?

[EliSnow]

Nice try, but a bit off the mark.

Its no secret that the bible (the new testament, at least) is filled with allegorical tales. I.e. Prodigal Son.


Dont see how that effects someones faith.

The New Testament may be, but the Old Testament not so much. And many of the "rules" there were actual Hebrew laws that the faithful followed, and many still do, including not eating shell fish or eating kosher etc. But some of these "rules" are no longer followed.

[PD]

Who gets to decide what parts are allegory, and what parts are not? Who gets to decide what parts should be taken literally, and which parts should be taken figuratively?

everyone does for themselves, of course!

(I know what you meant though).

Every religion has different factions within it that interpret things differently.

My issue is with people who try to convince you that you are wrong in what you believe
(as opposed to just agreeing to disagree)

[ANC]

The New Testament may be, but the Old Testament not so much. And many of the "rules" there were actual Hebrew laws that the faithful followed, and many still do, including not eating shell fish or eating kosher etc. But some of these "rules" are no longer followed.

I for one want to take the time to say that I enjoy the debate within the Listening thread that Eli has almost every day..:smile:

[PD]

The New Testament may be, but the Old Testament not so much. And many of the "rules" there were actual Hebrew laws that the faithful followed, and many still do, including not eating shell fish or eating kosher etc. But some of these "rules" are no longer followed.

not exactly.
The Old testament/Jewish bible has story sections, and rule sections.
the rules weren't supposed to be open to interpretation (although they are - not just in following or not, but in what defines things- such as what constitutes "work").

The story sections, while considered to be true, are not always "literal"-
ie- the 7 days of creation aren't always thought to be 7 days as we have now- therefore reconciling the dates in the bible with scientific discoveries.

[drjoek]

I just went to make a tag that said Snoogans is an idiot based on another thread he has begun

and guess what the tag already existed!!

[KatPw]

everyone does for themselves, of course!

(I know what you meant though).

Every religion has different factions within it that interpret things differently.

My issue is with people who try to convince you that you are wrong in what you believe
(as opposed to just agreeing to disagree)

I actually have a few patients that I have to pretend I am still an RC for, And some of these people are Jewish FFS. They say things like Atheists should be treated as criminals, etc. You know, because Atheists are so evil and criminal and all. :unsure: I wonder if these patients would have been okay with me becoming a Jehovah Witness for instance, and come around ringing their doorbell to spread the word. I just smile and nod, I've become quite good at it.

[PD]

checkhov this one for an oscar!

nice.

[dino_electropolis]

What?

The problem is there are Fundamentalists: They believe the world was created in 7 days, Adam and eve were cast out of Eden, the world was destroyed by a great flood (save for 2 of each animal and Moses and his family), Abraham lived for 175 years, people were turned to pillars of salt, Jesus was the result of a virgin birth, Jesus rose from the dead, etc. They don't believe those stories are allegories. Yes, there are people that don't believe everything in that book, and they are labeled Cafeteria Catholics (they pick and choose what they choose to believe from the bible).

Who gets to decide what parts are allegory, and what parts are not? Who gets to decide what parts should be taken literally, and which parts should be taken figuratively?

I wish i had an answer for ya, but i dont. In interest of full disclosure, i sit on the board of my church, although our discussions are relegated to matters unrelated to the spiritual. That being said, i am a firm believer that someone's relationship with God is a personal one, so what they take to be allegorical or literal sometimes comes down to the individual. Certain things, however, should be viewed as literal if someone is to really comport with the tenets of their religion (i.e. resurrection of Christ, b/c that is the cornerstone of the faith)

I cant speak for the bible, because i didnt write it and have hardly "studied" it in any scholastic sense.

But we can agree that religious zealotry at the expense of the well being of others is never justified......which is why i follow a God who preached nothing but "Peace Love and Understanding" (God is a big Elvis Costello fan....:tongue:)

[MadMatt]

Did somebody inadvertently merge a religion thread with the listening thread? :unsure:

[EliSnow]

not exactly.
The Old testament/Jewish bible has story sections, and rule sections.
the rules weren't supposed to be open to interpretation (although they are - not just in following or not, but in what defines things- such as what constitutes "work").

The story sections, while considered to be true, are not always "literal"-
ie- the 7 days of creation aren't always thought to be 7 days as we have now- therefore reconciling the dates in the bible with scientific discoveries.

I'll accept that correction, but point out that I'm fairly certain that the Leviticus section was one of those rule sections as opposed to the story.

[Death Metal Moe]

No love for Lenay? Damn, I think we could have gotten another "Asswack" think going there.

[epo]

So the Fez-D family war continues?

[Hottub]

DAMMIT!
Buzzy is back!:thumbup:
Talking aboot Metal and Hair and I am with a client!!:furious:
What did underdog do?

[MadMatt]

DAMMIT!
Buzzy is back!:thumbup:
Talking aboot Metal and Hair and I am with a client!!:furious:
What did underdog do?

Apparently, he came out of the closet.

[ANC]

DAMMIT!
Buzzy is back!:thumbup:
Talking aboot Metal and Hair and I am with a client!!:furious:
What did underdog do?

tee hee...

He said that on American Idol, Adam's version of Whole Lotta Love was better than the original..

[EliSnow]

DAMMIT!
Buzzy is back!:thumbup:
Talking aboot Metal and Hair and I am with a client!!:furious:
What did underdog do?

In the American Idol thread, he said that one of the contestants sang a Zepplin song better than Plant did. It was pointed out to Ron and Ron brought it up and laffed and laffed.

[Hottub]

Apparently, he came out of the closet.

About time. He wasn't fooling anyone with his "secret"

[PD]

I actually have a few patients that I have to pretend I am still an RC for, And some of these people are Jewish FFS. They say things like Atheists should be treated as criminals, etc. You know, because Atheists are so evil and criminal and all. :unsure: I wonder if these patients would have been okay with me becoming a Jehovah Witness for instance, and come around ringing their doorbell to spread the word. I just smile and nod, I've become quite good at it.

I had a couple of business acquaintances who were born again; One never ever pushed anything, the only way you'd know is if you knew him, or if you heard him quietly say "Bless You" when he left. The other one was constantly trying to convert people.

You can guess which one I preferred to talk to.

As Bill Mahr says, you will probably never see an admitted atheist for president.

[RhinoinMN]

Starting to like the technical difficulty portion of the show.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

toiled soil?

tilled soil?

[MadMatt]

Doesn't he mean "tilled soil?"

Freakin' moron. :lol:

[ANC]

I thought he was going for "toiled shoulder"

[beachbum]

More like a schlong sleeved shirt.

[PD]

I'll accept that correction, but point out that I'm fairly certain that the Leviticus section was one of those rule sections as opposed to the story.

Yes.
Leviticus is pretty much the "rules" book- a break from the stories just after the exodus from Egypt.

<---- Jewish

interestingly though the rules vary from practical to arcane.
One rule for example is that if you build a house with a flat roof, you must build a parapet on it.

[ANC]

The Bath Tub Buddy is a ladder attached to your shower designed to rip out your plumbing upon your first use...

[MadMatt]

WTF? A ladder on the shower head? It would rip out of the wall. :blink:

Edit - and ANC beat me to it! :lol:

[beachbum]

Bath tub buddy? Does Dave have a secret too?

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Starting to like the technical difficulty portion of the show.

it's nice to hear what's in Ron's iPod.

a little Sugar today.

from Bob Mould, who now looks like Sigmund Freud:

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Bob-Mould-an06.jpg

[epo]

This is really awful.

[RhinoinMN]

The Bath Tub Buddy is a ladder attached to your shower designed to rip out your plumbing upon your first use...

WTF? A ladder on the shower head? It would rip out of the wall. :blink:

Edit - and ANC beat me to it! :lol:

:lol:

[underdog]

Apparently, he came out of the closet.

I've been out for a while.

[beachbum]

I'm already in line for "Goldie Tube"

[Hottub]

Yes.
Leviticus is pretty much the "rules" book- a break from the stories just after the exodus from Egypt.

<---- Jewish

interestingly though the rules vary from practical to arcane.
One rule for example is that if you build a house with a flat roof, you must build a parapet on it.

Do you practice?

[ANC]

I had the same dream... the number was 866-Ron-0-Fez :blink:

And it was this man who told me to call:

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/Tub_CornRows.png

[beachbum]

Oh please be a gay chat line.

[RhinoinMN]

Fez is Ricky in his dream.

[MadMatt]

Someone incessantly repeating a phone number you have to call?

Sounds like 12 million live reads I have heard somewhere recently...

[SHWA25GUNNER]

800-ihv-scrt

[PD]

Do you practice?

I've almost got it down pat by now.
:innocent:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Someone incessantly repeating a phone number you have to call?

Sounds like 12 million live reads I have heard somewhere recently...

:lol:

[ANC]

Maybe it was a bunch of Puerto Ricans telling Fez about IO Digital Cable....

[MadMatt]

If he starts talking about his new invention the "Fing-Longer" I am going to call shenanigans...