SuperKewl is Born...and looking for a drummer!

[FezNotRon]

The line-up for our new band...SuperKewl:

Alice Fuzzybutt -- lead singer and proofreader

Sheepy is on cowbell, electric kazoo, wood block, maraca, and tambourine.

Skidmark is our guitarist.

FezNotRon -- Manager and bass player

Drummer wanted!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Actually, we still need a bass player. FezNotRon (is that like Was Not Was?) can play guitar, especially if he's a better guitarist than bass player.

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[Pootertoot]

If needed, I've got the funk.

I'm gonna move this to Offtopic, though.

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[Sheeplovr]

Cant i just hang out with fuzzymom and say we were in a band

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Awww, c'mon Sheep! It'll be fun. Besides, I bet we'll be big in Japan!

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[sketchy]

can i be your roadie, drive the van, and score your drugs for you.

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[TheGameHHH]

No way skectky, I wanna be in control of the drugs. You can drive the van though.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[FezNotRon]

can i be your roadie, drive the van, and score your drugs for you.


Damnit...I spent 6 months taking care of the drugs and all it got me was this stupid t-shirt! Oh, and those cool-ass handcuffs that they wouldn't let me keep.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hey! I don't want any of you yahoos ODing on me!

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[FezNotRon]

Hey! I don't want any of you yahoos ODing on me!


Nah...I quit drugs after I got arressted (well...actually...after I got convicted). I'm strictly a sex-addict now.



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[wilee]

*on cell phone with venue* "No, Damnit! I need 3 harmonizers, and definitely 2 24 channel boards .... I don't care if you have to run an additional set of cable! When the crowd is ready to rip you guys apart because we have inadequate equipment for Sheeplovr's 15-minute electric kazoo solo, I'll be happy to point you out to them!"


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[Zipgun]

I swear, if I find one fuckin' brown M&M, I'm walkin'.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I swear, if I find one fuckin' brown M&M, I'm walkin'.


Aw, you stole my line!

Ummmm, guys, we need a drummer!

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[wilee]

Since MikeyD is currently involved with other projects, you could ask him if he knows anyone else...



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I hear Peter Criss is free.

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[Sheeplovr]

This just in TED quits TUNE KIES to join SUPERKEWL


Ted is joing the band

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ok, Ted can be in the band but he's gotta be clean. Is he still on the smack?

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[Zipgun]

Is he still on the smack?


Of course he is, have you seen how skinny he is lately?

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[Sheeplovr]

Ted just got out of a half way house and hes trying to put on weight

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ok, Ted can be in the band but only if he undergoes drug testing.

Ok, people, work with me! If we're going to be a band then we gotta get crackin'. I've been working on a few songs. They're still a little rough but I think they're going to be hits:


He Ain't Heavy, He's my Sheeplovr

I'm not Gay (But My Bandmates Are)

Skidmark Wears Frilly Bloomers

and

Ballad of a Fuzzy-Bottomed Anarchist


Oh yeah, we're going to rocket to the top!

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[Sheeplovr]

I'm not Gay (But My Bandmates Are)


BUT SHEEPY

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm not Gay (But My Bandmates--except for sheepy-- Are)


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

*on cell phone with venue* "No, Damnit! I need 3 harmonizers, and definitely 2 24 channel boards .... I don't care if you have to run an additional set of cable! When the crowd is ready to rip you guys apart because we have inadequate equipment for Sheeplovr's 15-minute electric kazoo solo, I'll be happy to point you out to them!"


God damn, Wilee, that is the FUNNIEST thing I've read so far! Aw man! too bad your e-mail isn't in your profile.

(Me and sheep want to go solo. Interested?)

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[wilee]

I try....

Sure, I can do solo projects too... I dabble in writing as well, if you wouldn't mind a few songs from an another writer, here's a few I'm working on (one includes the 15-minute kazoo solo)

Ain't GvacNoMore

No, Uncle 'Pooter

Of Glass and Silver Balls (O Goes Tilt)


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[Sheeplovr]

I like the cut of your Gib sir

And those songs sound good

do you know how to prouduce

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[wilee]

My Gib says thanks...

I was involved in television for about 6-7 years (camera work, audio, ENG/remote, satellite uplink, technical direction, etc.) I've also done studio work for a few bands. I primarily work the techie end of production, not the $$ or business end.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

wilee,

You have the job then!


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[wilee]

You have the job then!
Cool (or Kewl)! That's one of the easiest interviews I've ever had.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yeah well, remember, you're dealing with me and sheeplovr! We're DIVAs!


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