Who is the antithesis of cool?

[MacVittie]

I'm gonna say this guy

http://sporkinthedrawer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/29/tucker_carlson.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2005/12/nye.jpg


but very fascinating to hear give talks.

[hunnerbun]

Ohhhh I can't wait to see how this one ends.....

[Drunky McBetidont]

the three in the middle. booger is cooler than elvis and lamar can suck a mean cock.



http://www.katfm.com/images/80s_nerds/Lamar_Wormser_Poindexter_Lewis_Booger.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

I'm gonna say this guy

http://sporkinthedrawer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/29/tucker_carlson.jpg

tucker carlson looks like such a nice lad. i bet his mommy loves him very much.




and all those old republican senators prolly fill him full with manhood.

[boosterp]

Poll?!? :nono: Lleader will be very upset.

[ToiletCrusher]

Poll?!? :nono: Lleader will be very upset.

I'm just surprised you didn't post with "Jackers!"

[jessicaduh]

Hammersavage!

[ToiletCrusher]

Hammersavage!

Face!!!

[Aggie]

Our favorite old curmudgeon Gvac of course. His old man sneakers sucked the last bit of coolness out of him.

[hammersavage]

Hammersavage!


When I saw the title, I knew this was inevitable.

[razorboy]

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80267

[ToiletCrusher]

http://simpsons.ugo.com/images/obscure-characters/frank-grimes.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80267

How are you not everyone's favorite poster right now?

[Aggie]

How are you not everyone's favorite poster right now?

Get a room. He's already the winner of the "who's your favorite current poster" thread.

[Lleader]

Poll?!? :nono: Lleader will be very upset.

Actually, I don't mind at all. :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Without a picture this is no good, but I'll try anyway. When I still worked at Starbucks this mom and her 2 adolescent sons were among our regulars. They were Russian immigrants, and I dont think the father was in the picture.

M-F the older son was normal looking if not quiet and somewhat of a momma's boy. On the weekend, though, this kid got to cut loose and would dress like Michael Jackson was in The Matrix. He would slick back his hair, wear giant Bono sunglasses (inside, at night, drinking a frappucino, alone) and platform GI Joe boots, a black pleather trench coat, Gothic drum major shirts and latex pants. He would then top it off with several giant pieces of sterling silver jewlry. (Rings that cover your whole finger, wierdo bracelets, pendants etc- the kind of stuff that used to be in a locked plexiglass case in every Tower Records.)

This kid was Eurotrash club Dracula, and the starbucks was about a mile from his highschool so all night his peers would come in and see how terribly uncool he was. It was actually hard to stand in the same room as.

[razorboy]

Get a room.

YOU get a room.

[boosterp]

I'm just surprised you didn't post with "Jackers!"

:laugh:

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80267

Oh, that's the best.

[Donnie Iris]

Who is the antithesis of cool?



People who spend their time posting on internet message boards.

Wait...

[Aggie]

YOU get a room.

You're the one that needs a room.

[jessicaduh]

When I saw the title, I knew this was inevitable.

better from me than any of these other cunts, though, right?

[razorboy]

You're the one that needs a room.

Well how the fuck am I supposed to come up with a comeback to that?

[Aggie]

Well how the fuck am I supposed to come up with a comeback to that?

Start a thread and get tips on how to be funny. I heard it works.

[razorboy]

Start a thread and get tips on how to be funny. I heard it works.

Good idea.

[JerseyRich]

Our favorite old curmudgeon Gvac of course. His old man sneakers sucked the last bit of coolness out of him.

He wouldn't know cool if it bit him in his old saggy ballsack.

Which reminds me...Can't wait to see him tomorrow.

[boosterp]

He wouldn't know cool if it bit him in his old saggy ballsack.

Which reminds me...Can't wait to see him tomorrow.

Plaid shirts?

[Gvac]

What a fucking laugh.

You sad sacks wouldn't know what cool was unless you were told by someone on a sit com or Facebook.

What a weak generation in mind, body, and spirit.

I hope you all die horrible, miserable deaths.

[RhinoinMN]

What a fucking laugh.

You sad sacks wouldn't know what cool was unless you were told by someone on a sit com or Facebook.

What a weak generation in mind, body, and spirit.

I hope you all die horrible, miserable deaths.

Who pissed in your scotch today?

[Aggie]

Who pissed in your scotch today?

You did, in his sex dream.

[jessicaduh]

Spenny is the antithesis of Cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVRQfV4vk9g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQKiWySVNN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J31X1-S6IrU

[hammersavage]

But Kenny is pure evil!

[Ritalin]

What a fucking laugh.

You sad sacks wouldn't know what cool was unless you were told by someone on a sit com or Facebook.

What a weak generation in mind, body, and spirit.

I hope you all die horrible, miserable deaths.

...and your hats scare me and get off my lawn.

[TripleSkeet]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3650/97278530.jpg (http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=97278530.jpg)

[jessicaduh]

But Kenny is pure evil!

that's why he's so great!

[cougarjake13]

I'm gonna say this guy

http://sporkinthedrawer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/29/tucker_carlson.jpg

if thats tucker carlson i have the unfortunate pleasure of listening to him call in and babble to bubba once week

[hammersavage]

better from me than any of these other cunts, though, right?

I suppose

[A.J.]

I'm gonna say this guy

http://sporkinthedrawer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/29/tucker_carlson.jpg

A bartender buddy of mine saw him at The Dead's recent show in DC --- sans bowtie.