View Full Version : which one is closer to being a real doctor?
Marc with a c
05-08-2009, 08:41 AM
a veterinarian or a dentist?
WampusCrandle
05-08-2009, 08:42 AM
i gotta go with dentist. the only reason is because there is no Harvard veterinarian school. also, you have to deal with humans.
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 08:43 AM
A vet. They have to know more than one area.
biggirl
05-08-2009, 08:44 AM
the veterinarian has to know all about the whole being/body of the animal, the dentist only needs to know teeth, gums, tongue, sinus cavity.
underdog
05-08-2009, 08:44 AM
This should be a poll.
Vet.
Marc with a c
05-08-2009, 08:45 AM
This should be a poll.
Vet.
no wonder most people ignore you.
Crispy123
05-08-2009, 08:45 AM
I dont think dentists are even real people.
TheMojoPin
05-08-2009, 08:46 AM
What a silly question.
Obviously a vet.
underdog
05-08-2009, 08:48 AM
no wonder most people ignore you.
There are people who don't? I think you're the only person who can see me. I'm your Gazoo.
ChrisTheCop
05-08-2009, 08:48 AM
What a silly question.
Obviously a vet.
Agreed. A better poll wouldve been between Dentist and Chiropractor.
Nazis are holding a gun to your baby's head, and you have to pick one to call doctor....
Hottub
05-08-2009, 08:51 AM
I'd say EMT over dentist. And dentist over orthodontist.
underdog
05-08-2009, 08:52 AM
Agreed. A better poll wouldve been between Dentist and Chiropractor.
Nazis are holding a gun to your baby's head, and you have to pick one to call doctor....
Chiropractor. One of them fixed my back, and I got massaged when I got there.
TheMojoPin
05-08-2009, 08:55 AM
Agreed. A better poll wouldve been between Dentist and Chiropractor.
Nazis are holding a gun to your baby's head, and you have to pick one to call doctor....
Still a no-brainer.
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 08:55 AM
I'd call a gynecologist before a dentist.
Especially if I have a problem with my vagina.
jessicaduh
05-08-2009, 08:58 AM
what if your vagina had teeth? hmmm?
DolaMight
05-08-2009, 08:59 AM
the intent of this poll is to have drtoothache renamed to just JoeK.
TheMojoPin
05-08-2009, 08:59 AM
what if your vagina had teeth? hmmm?
That'd be quite a hammersavaging.
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 09:01 AM
That'd be quite a hammersavaging.
It's uses like this that will kill the bit.
Thank you :thumbup:
Marc with a c
05-08-2009, 09:02 AM
what if your vagina had teeth? hmmm?
just as long as it doesn't start talking i'll be happy.
DolaMight
05-08-2009, 09:03 AM
That'd be quite a hammersavaging.
Speaking of that, I was trolling the net the other day I came across a video of fellow who hammersavaged a mayonnaise jar in his backside.
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 09:04 AM
Ok, this thread is about how much of a douche dentists are. No derailing.
So, drjoek is a creep, huh?
burrben
05-08-2009, 09:04 AM
dentist, they have the better drugs
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 09:06 AM
what if your vagina had teeth? hmmm?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/Teeth_poster.JPG/405px-Teeth_poster.JPG
About a chick with vagina dentata
Aggie
05-08-2009, 09:07 AM
dentist, they have the better drugs
But vets have stuff that can knock out a horse! I think not.
burrben
05-08-2009, 09:07 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/Teeth_poster.JPG/405px-Teeth_poster.JPG
About a chick with vagina dentata
a truly terrifying movie
drjoek
05-08-2009, 09:10 AM
I hate this thread.
I am taking names.
The invites to the Summer Beach Party are back from the printer and its time to start addressing Envelopes!!!
Oh and I was planning on Black Angus Steaks
post away
Vote in the poll
DolaMight
05-08-2009, 09:13 AM
I'd say mall security gaurd with cpr training is closer to a doctor.
burrben
05-08-2009, 09:14 AM
I hate this thread.
I am taking names.
im on your side, doc :bye:
dino_electropolis
05-08-2009, 09:22 AM
Definitely a vet
Not sure if a dentist knows how to find a pulse.
cougarjake13
05-08-2009, 06:47 PM
i say vet
theyre basically doing the same thing as a reg doctor only in pets, animals
dentist is just specialized in one part of the human body
GreatAmericanZero
05-08-2009, 07:02 PM
i voted for Vet just because my dog's vet has the exact same voice as Dr. Steve.
And if "Weird Medicine" taught me anything, its that i have a healthy penis and anus
Coach
05-08-2009, 07:46 PM
Vet...no offense to Dentists..They all just seem creepy to me.
I know this is probably not the thread for it... Does anyone else think that a Vet would be a doctor to have along on a space mission with aliens?
tanless1
05-08-2009, 08:00 PM
dentist, they have the better drugs
ever been through the vets medicine cabinet ? theyve got great stuff.
tanless1
05-08-2009, 08:04 PM
no offense joe; just means if i broke or cut anything other than my mouth, id see the vet first..... id still send you flowers though, just so's you felt " in the loop "
brettmojo
05-08-2009, 08:20 PM
Aren't dentists basically doctors that got C's in med school?
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 08:33 PM
Cummy got a ton of d's in school.
From each frat.
drusilla
05-08-2009, 08:41 PM
Ok, this thread is about how much of a douche dentists are. No derailing.
So, drjoek is a creep, huh?
that's what the poll says.
thought it says i am too.
he's just more of a creep according to the public.
hammersavage
05-08-2009, 08:44 PM
that's what the poll says.
thought it says i am too.
he's just more of a creep according to the public.
I got 15 votes! Clearly this place is biased.
Coach
05-08-2009, 08:53 PM
Not to bash too hard on Dentists...nothing worse than looking up at one as you are going under the gas and see a big flakey booger bat sitting in the cave waiting to fly...just saying.
sr71blackbird
05-09-2009, 02:12 AM
I picked vet too. But if the poll was between a dentist and a chiropractor, I would pick the dentist. Its true that a denist goes to medical school just like a person going to be a regular doctor, but they change areas of study at some point. They are side by side, and do autopsy classes and stuff.
sr71blackbird
05-09-2009, 02:15 AM
But I wonder, if you had a bad toothache and could see a vet today or a dentist next week, who would you go to?
sr71blackbird
05-09-2009, 02:21 AM
One last thing, and not to derail, but once one of the chickens we look after got sick, and I decided to take it to a vet. I am sitting there in the waiting room and eveyones got these dogs and cats and I am sitting there with a chicken. Kinda funny.
Ritalin
05-09-2009, 03:42 AM
I hate this thread.
I am taking names.
The invites to the Summer Beach Party are back from the printer and its time to start addressing Envelopes!!!
Oh and I was planning on Black Angus Steaks
post away
Vote in the poll
I can't be the only one who scrolled straight through this thread to find this post.
Wakka wakka, "Doctor"!
TheMojoPin
05-09-2009, 05:00 AM
I picked vet too. But if the poll was between a dentist and a chiropractor, I would pick the dentist. Its true that a denist goes to medical school just like a person going to be a regular doctor, but they change areas of study at some point. They are side by side, and do autopsy classes and stuff.
Yeah, but they just sneak in so they can molest the corpses.
BullsLawDan
05-09-2009, 01:54 PM
I dont think dentists are even real people.
x2
(although in all honesty my dentist is about my age and strikes me as the kind of guy I could knock back a few beers with. Beers are sugar-free, right?)
sr71blackbird
05-09-2009, 06:51 PM
So no one answered my question:
If you kad a killer toothache and had to wait until next week to see a dentist, but a vet was willing to look at you right now and try and fix it, would you go to a vet right now?
SatCam
05-09-2009, 07:34 PM
So no one answered my question:
If you kad a killer toothache and had to wait until next week to see a dentist, but a vet was willing to look at you right now and try and fix it, would you go to a vet right now?
I would be willing to have a vet look at it seeing as I have a lot in common with animals. People tell me im hung like a horse
Veterinarian since doctors treat glorified animals.
PapaBear
05-09-2009, 10:56 PM
glorified animals.
My new favorite band name.
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