Pick a new mother

[hammersavage]

Well, Mother's Day is tomorrow. And while we all love our mother's (mine is a saint and I won't hear anything to the contrary), I was wondering what people would choose if they could choose a new one. Just who you would have liked to have as your mother on Earth 2.


Not the perfect mother per se, but one you wish you could have had. It can be fictional or a real woman.

I'm going with Dave Letterman's mom. Always seemed so sweet and always baking something. I think she would love me and feed me and that's all I'm ever looking for.

http://www.davidlettermaninfo.com/images/dave_letterman_n_mom.jpg

[Mullenax]

I think that pregnant-in-the-desert-desert-jeep-driving-dictaphoning Sarah Conner would have been the perfect level-headed woman for my middle school years, but if I could only have one Earth 2 mom I would absolutely pick Anjelica Huston's character from the Royal Tenenbaums.

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[Drunky McBetidont]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/palm/blog/nm_michelle_obama.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

I want that crazy Angelina Jolie to adopt me.

[RoseBlood]

I want that crazy Angelina Jolie to adopt me.

You're much too white for her.

My first thought was Abigail March (Marmee) from Little Women.

[WampusCrandle]

Martin Scorsese' mom would be the best

[hammersavage]

You're much too white for her.

My first thought was Abigail March (Marmee) from Little Women.

You just want to be told to go, and embrace your liberty.

[Marc with a c]

mikeyboy seems like a pretty good mom.

[hammersavage]

He has the hair for it

[A.J.]

Oedipus' mom. She puts out.

[Gvac]

mikeyboy seems like a pretty good mom.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit...it's too late to be laughing this hard.

Prick.

How's the team lookin', by the way?

[Marc with a c]

season's over. 22-18 most wins in school history.

[hammersavage]

Go fuckin' Cougars!

[Marc with a c]

roar.

[epo]

This seems like a trap. I'm sure if I posted an answer other than my mother, she would log into the site and I'd hear about my answer for years.

Just thinking warming though....Lucille Bluth would be such a nice change of pace.

[hammersavage]

I'd also like the Gilmore Girls mom. She always seemed sassy and was pretty young. Kinda hot too which might make things weird

[hammersavage]

This seems like a trap. I'm sure if I posted an answer other than my mother, she would log into the site and I'd hear about my answer for years.

Just thinking warming though....Lucille Bluth would be such a nice change of pace.

She can teach you things like wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit