Ever Eat While Jekring Off?

[MC Pee Pants]

Pizza bagels. I only had one then felt really bad about myself.

[~Katja~]

food does not belong in the bathroom...

[styckx]

Recycling is gay

[burrben]

food does not belong in the bathroom...

but it does belong in school cafeterias, playgrounds and parks. just sayin'

[~Katja~]

someone PLEASE fix that title...

[weekapaugjz]

but it does belong in school cafeterias, playgrounds and parks. just sayin'

or katja's backyard?

[MC Pee Pants]

Damn, thats what I get for posting while jerking off.

[~Katja~]

I hope your keyboard is plastic protected

[britneypablo]

food does not belong in the bathroom...

<font color="deeppink"> i eat and play chase with my dog while pooping.....but not while masturbating...yet....but to tie my bathroom habits in with my masturbating habits....i def still do it if my dog comes and lays on me or in the bed

[Mullenax]

someone PLEASE fix that title...

Nah, let's just make "jekring off" the testnicle term for mustardbating while eating.

[Foster]

Damn, thats what I get for posting while jerking off.

I never seem to have that problem

[hammersavage]

food does not belong in the bathroom...

Neither does masturbating

[MC Pee Pants]

I was going to make an eating while shitting thread too, but thats beneath me.

[~Katja~]

Neither does masturbating

are you knocking my shower practices??? at least it's clean!

[hammersavage]

are you knocking my shower practices??? at least it's clean!

Do it like everyone else.


High school parking lots

[~Katja~]

Do it like everyone else.


High school parking lots

I was banned from school grounds after my sunday school gig

[biggirl]

I suppose it is a time saver in this busy world.

[mikeyboy]

someone PLEASE fix that title...

I like it better this way.

[burrben]

this thread reminds me that i should clean most of my apartment

[fezident]

I whiz in the sink because I'm a busy man who needs to multitask at all times but, to jerk off AND eat at the same time would be more challenging than patting my head and rubbing my stomach.

[Cyber Trucker]

a pizza once. I'm starving

[mikeyboy]

How long is it taking that you need to take a snack break?

[styckx]

He's still figuring out how to get the wrapper off

[hammersavage]

I'll only eat jerky and it's for the irony

[~Katja~]

I'll only eat jerky and it's for the irony

you should try jekry... on a pizza bagel

[hammersavage]

you should try jekry... on a pizza bagel

is that innuendo?

[Foster]

I'll only eat jerky and it's for the irony

ironic and I bet difficult

[MC Pee Pants]

How long is it taking that you need to take a snack break?

I put them in the oven, went online and got distracted by my dick. All of a sudden the timer goes off so I throw them on the plate and decided to bring them back, but they were hot to eat so I decided to jerk it in the interim. Before I busted I ate one. I suggest everyone try this, its an awful feeling.

[jessicaduh]

I'll only eat jerky and it's for the irony

wait, you eat jerky while ironing? or you iron while jekring off?

[hammersavage]

wait, you eat jerky while ironing? or you iron while jekring off?

No, I use lubricant to get wrinkles out of clothes

[STC-Dub]

Never

[Jughead]

I had Jerky once...:smile:

[Mullenax]

I'm thinking this thread belongs in the Confessional.

[MC Pee Pants]

I'm thinking this thread belongs in the Confessional.

Well...I was asking other people if they have. So far no ones fessed up.

[Justice4all]

Congrats. I think we finally talked about something that I not only HAVE done but never plan on doing ever.

[Mullenax]

Congrats. I think we finally talked about something that I not only HAVE done but never plan on doing ever.

Hmm?

[Snoogans]

Hmm?

dont pay attention to him, he has crabs

[Slumbag]

dont pay attention to him, he has crabs

Seems like crab would be a tough food to eat while jacking.

He should go for chicken, or something you can eat with one hand.

[Justice4all]

Congrats. I think we finally talked about something that I not only have never done but never plan on doing ever.

Fixed it..sorry.

[Jujubees2]

Can't because everyone knows it takes two hands to handle a Whopper!

[Ritalin]

I had a friend who ate while he jerked off.

He weighed 350 pounds!

(Because he....always jerked off....and he never ate healthy....kind of thing will catch up to a guy....)

I suppose if a chick did it they'd call it finger food!

(Because she.....would be eating....and fingering....that's what they call it for a girl....fingering. )

Maybe if that chick liked my friend they could have dinner and a porn movie!

(Because they would.....need something to watch while they ate.....and masterbated....two 350 pound people....naked, watching a porn and masterbating with pierogies in their mouths. )

You couldn't call that safe sex. They might have heart attacks!

(Because they're so fat....and worked up from the jacking....and the fingering......)

Well, anyway, thanks for coming out to open mike night! I just got the light, so I have to go.

[sr71blackbird]

I knew a guy who ate a pudding pop while poopin'

[Gvac]

No.

[Death Metal Moe]

No.

If that's all you have to add, just don't say anything. :wink:

I'm imposing the GVAC Post Judgment.

[cougarjake13]

whats a jekring ??

[Death Metal Moe]

whats a jekring ??

It's that gross ring of cum and hand lotion that forms around the top of your thumb and pointer finger after 3 consecutive jerk sessions without getting up to clean yourself off.

I mean, I'm just guessing.