Partridge Family Mom May Pose for Playboy

[Jujubees2]

Anyone want to see 75-year old Shirley Jones pose for Playboy?

I say why not. Even 75-year old guys need batching material.

Shirley Jones Might Pose Nude for Playboy (http://www.nypost.com/seven/05112009/gossip/pagesix/shirley_jones_might_pose_nude_168686.htm)

[ADF]

Um, no.

Another shining example of the quality reporting you'll get from the Post.

[burrben]

please no

[boosterp]

:blink:

Wow, so not hot.

[Death Metal Moe]

Maybe if they have a time machine and go back to when she was photo worthy. This one is a very, very odd story.

[PD]

Maybe if they have a time machine and go back to when she was photo worthy. This one is a very, very odd story.

yes; we need this done 55 yrs ago.
http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f?q=shirley+jones+oklahoma&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dshirley%2Bjones%2Boklahoma%26hl%3Den% 26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1&imgurl=124cb17370a1ccfa

[EddieMoscone]

Someone at the Post must have watched Grandma's Boy this weekend.

http://www.qctimes.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/1/0b/742/10b742bf-0012-5b44-a3ae-9921822f4c36.image.jpg

[HBox]

Suddenly I want to vomit.

[SatCam]

Partridge Family Mom May Pose for Playboy

Whether they publish the photos is a whole other issue

[drusilla]

Someone at the Post must have watched Grandma's Boy this weekend.

http://www.qctimes.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/1/0b/742/10b742bf-0012-5b44-a3ae-9921822f4c36.image.jpg

she is a sexual pioneer

[hammersavage]

she is a sexual pioneer

The problem is she's old enough to have been an actual Pioneer

[WampusCrandle]

i wouldn't mind seeing it - while eating would be great

[Death Metal Moe]

i wouldn't mind seeing it - while eating would be great

Oh let me say that if they do it, I'd HAVE to look. But that's not saying much, I'm the kind of asshole who just can't stay away from beheading videos, war atrocities and people murdering someone with a claw hammer.

I have to look.

[Gvac]

Ridiculous.

She hit the wall before the Beatles came to the U.S.

[mikeyboy]

If she does do it, they are going to airbrush the fuck out of it.

[Gvac]

If she does do it, they are going to airbrush the fuck out of it.

Thanks for your insight Captain Obvious!

[GreatAmericanZero]

wasn't she a part of that "parents tv council", the group that tries to get any tv show with a saucy joke or scene off the air?

[Death Metal Moe]

If she does do it, they are going to airbrush the fuck out of it.

I just imagine a sea of liver spots, sag and unplucked hair. They might as well just photoshop her head on Dame Helen Mirren. Or forget the 1st lady all together and just go with this:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035510-01F6B66400000578-643_468x815.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Thanks for your insight Captain Obvious!

Because your comment was so crazy insightful in comparison, huh?

[Death Metal Moe]

Because your comment was so crazy insightful in comparison, huh?

Oh ignore him, he can't even do his own shtick right tonight.

[Gvac]

Because your comment was so crazy insightful in comparison, huh?

It was at least an attempt at humor, and insightful as far as pointing out just how long ago she became "old."

The "I bet they airbrush it" gem of yours was completely useless as far as posts go.

Next time don't say anything if that's the best you've got.

[hammersavage]

I bet she has grey pubes

[mikeyboy]

It was at least an attempt at humor, and insightful as far as pointing out just how long ago she became "old."

The "I bet they airbrush it" gem of yours was completely useless as far as posts go.

Next time don't say anything if that's the best you've got.

If you follow suit as well, it will be like Lent again.

[Death Metal Moe]

Next time don't say anything if that's the best you've got.

If that was the law here, this would be a 2 post messageboard with 3 members.

[Gvac]

If you follow suit as well, it will be like Lent again.

Hahaha!

You're so funny, mikeyboy!

You're the best!

You're the saint of the internet!

:thumbup: :clap: :bye: :smile: :wub: :wink: :lol: :drunk: :tongue: :laugh: :lol:

[Death Metal Moe]

Please stop, you're both taking this thread off topic:

Old Poon.

[biozombie]

I hope they resurrect Jean Shepherd to write a short story about how things just aren't the way they used to be, and by "things" I mean Shirley Jones' pussy.

[cougarjake13]

Anyone want to see 75-year old Shirley Jones pose for Playboy?

I say why not. Even 75-year old guys need batching material.

Shirley Jones Might Pose Nude for Playboy (http://www.nypost.com/seven/05112009/gossip/pagesix/shirley_jones_might_pose_nude_168686.htm)

i dont neccessarily want to see it but i'd batch to it if its there

[Slumbag]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035510-01F6B66400000578-643_468x815.jpg

Fine.

I'll be the one to say it.

Helen Mirren still has it, and I would sleep with her if given the opportunity.


There.

[burrben]

I bet she has grey pubes

c'mon, you know she waxes the floor

[epo]

I just imagine a sea of liver spots, sag and unplucked hair. They might as well just photoshop her head on Dame Helen Mirren. Or forget the 1st lady all together and just go with this:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035510-01F6B66400000578-643_468x815.jpg

If I were 75, I'd have wood.

[epo]

wasn't she a part of that "parents tv council", the group that tries to get any tv show with a saucy joke or scene off the air?

In my experience, being a prude has never stopped an old chick from removing her clothes.

[razorboy]

If I were 75, I'd have wood.

So what's the problem?

[boosterp]

Helen is still semi hot. (http://rarevideos.bravepages.com/helen_mirren_calendar.JPG) NSFW

[tele7]

God hates Playboy

[joethebartender]

I'm only buying a copy if Florence Henderson rubs her down with Wesson oil!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3110/2668709383_5e7b8dd229_o.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

Helen is still semi hot. (http://rarevideos.bravepages.com/helen_mirren_calendar.JPG) NSFW

Id hit it.

[thepaulo]

Fine.

I'll be the one to say it.

Helen Mirren still has it, and I would sleep with her if given the opportunity.


There.


I need to see Helen Mirren and Shirley Jones going at it. There

[Slumbag]

I need to see Helen Mirren and Shirley Jones going at it. There

Oh, I'll see that and raise Bea Arthur.




























Bea Arthur TODAY!

[GreatAmericanZero]

In my experience, being a prude has never stopped an old chick from removing her clothes.

yeah but thats because they need to be checked for tumors or need help bathing themselves

[Melk]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035510-01F6B66400000578-643_468x815.jpg
Helen Mirren looks fantastic. I know 25 year-old women who look older than her. Most women her age look like foil-wrapped baked potatoes.

[epo]

yeah but thats because they need to be checked for tumors or need help bathing themselves

All of the sudden "playing doctor" is a problem? Fucking insanity!

[AKA]

Everyone who said "No" is a gay.

If I was straight, I'd have wood.

Fixed

[Ikmu Arsnobu]

her twat probably looks like overcooked liver.....


www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrJ6X0sa4EY

[high fly]

In some pictures, Shirley Jones reminds me of Hillary Clinton....