Chicks and speeding tickets

[hammersavage]

Do chicks really get out of speeding tickets or other moving infractions that often? What works better, cleavage or tears?

The only time I've been let go was because I either knew the cop or my PBA card (I swear thats all I did).



I know you broads complain about mensies and labor pains, but between this and the free drinks, life seems pretty easy.

[JustJon]

Do chicks really get out of speeding tickets or other moving infractions that often? What works better, cleavage or tears?

Hummers.

[PapaBear]

An former employer's wife was a defected Polish gymnast. Adorable little girl. She sped everywhere she went. When she was pulled over, she'd let the tears roll. She never got a ticket.

[led37zep]

Did you get the idea for this after watching "How I Met Your Mother" tonight?

[burrben]

i wish i were a chick for just that reason

[hammersavage]

Did you get the idea for this after watching "How I Met Your Mother" tonight?

It may have triggered the thought, yes

[led37zep]

It may have triggered the thought, yes


I'm in your head Savage!!!!

[epo]

It may have triggered the thought, yes

Oh Barney Stinson, when will you ever learn?

[hammersavage]

Just the site of Robin with tears on her face was so hot

[Slumbag]

Attractive girls never get tickets. DUI's maybe, but not a ticket.

I've also never seen an attractive woman with no money. They ALWAYS have money for shit.

[TooLowBrow]

"he had mustard on his holster"

[hammersavage]

And if guys get them drinks too, why do they whine so much?

[burrben]

And if guys get them drinks too, why do they whine so much?

yeast infection?

[biggirl]

I have never been pulled over....

Ryan is constantly being pulled over for speeding. One time I must have looked scared because the officer asked if I was all right and if I needed any help. Maybe Ryan looked like a rapist or something.

[boosterp]

Only 1 out of 3 times stopped did my ex get a ticket. Yet, 7-8 times I got the ticket, yes I believe there is a bias for sexy women.

[PapaBear]

I'd be interested to see how many women get tickets when pulled over by female cops.

[hammersavage]

I'd be interested to see how many women get tickets when pulled over by female cops.

Just that scenario is so fucking hot

[boosterp]

I'd be interested to see how many women get tickets when pulled over by female cops.

One of the hardest cops I ever had pull me over was a female cop. She asked me to get out of my truck, did a field sobriety check, searched my truck, asked where I had been, asked if I had broken any laws (seriously), and then let me go after having me on the side of the road for nearly 30 minutes.

If she would of looked at my holster attached to the springs of my front seat she would of found my gun pre-concealed handgun license days.

[PapaBear]

Just that scenario is so fucking hot
A blonde woman is speeding along the highway, when she suddenly hears sirens and pulls over. A blonde female cop gets out of the patrol car, and asks the blonde driver for her drivers license.
The blonde driver pulls out her purse and rummages around. After a few minutes, she pulls her hand out, and with a frustrated look on her face asks the cop what a drivers license is.
"It's a rectangle with your picture on it" replies the cop.
"Oh, alright" replies the driver, and she puts her hand into her purse and pulls out her mirror.
The blonde cop grabs the mirror, looks at it and says "Oh, I'm sorry, I didnt know you were a cop."

[hammersavage]

A blonde woman is speeding along the highway, when she suddenly hears sirens and pulls over. A blonde female cop gets out of the patrol car, and asks the blonde driver for her drivers license.
The blonde driver pulls out her purse and rummages around. After a few minutes, she pulls her hand out, and with a frustrated look on her face asks the cop what a drivers license is.
"It's a rectangle with your picture on it" replies the cop.
"Oh, alright" replies the driver, and she puts her hand into her purse and pulls out her mirror.
The blonde cop grabs the mirror, looks at it and says "Oh, I'm sorry, I didnt know you were a cop."

I got to sirens before I finished

[epo]

Who wants a mustache ride?

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[drusilla]

i used to have an "officer's daughter" courtesy wallet with a badge in it, so that used to help.

nothing works well on state troopers anymore. now they tell me since my record is clean i can just get the ticket knocked down to a non-moving violation. thanks for giving me the ticket anyway!

[~Katja~]

I know that telling them they should have pulled over the guy who just cut you off running over a stop sign definitely does NOT work

[Jujubees2]

i wish i were a chick for just that reason

I wish I were a chick so I could sit around and play with my breasts all day.

[jessicaduh]

i've received one ticket in my entire life...and i was a reckless driver for years. now i'm an excellent driver, though...i think because i forced myself to learn how to get out of bad situations. at least that's my theory.

i have been pulled over for everything under the sun, countless times, including driving with expired registration, emissions/inspection, and no insurance (all at once). my car should have been impounded, but i got a warning. it was dumb of me to let it get to that point, and i took care of it immediately after, but still.

i've been speeding...like way speeding...pulled over, and told that i have a taillight that is blown out that i really should get fixed.

and no, you don't have to do anything other than smile, really.

[earthbrown]

my buddy is a sheriff, and when girls start crying, he ALWAYS rights the ticket.

He is much more likely to let someone off who admits guilt, when he asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over" and you play dumb, you always get the ticket.


K

[hammersavage]

i have been pulled over for everything under the sun, countless times, including driving with expired registration, emissions/inspection, and no insurance (all at once). my car should have been impounded, but i got a warning. it was dumb of me to let it get to that point, and i took care of it immediately after, but still.

i've been speeding...like way speeding...pulled over, and told that i have a taillight that is blown out that i really should get fixed.

and no, you don't have to do anything other than smile, really.

I would have been tased and locked up for the night. This is an outrage!

[ANC]

my buddy is a sheriff, and when girls start crying, he ALWAYS rights the ticket.

So he makes a wrong ticket right?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just got a ticket upstate, I did not slam the breaks to admit guilt

was pulled over for 83 in a 65, too bad I was lazy and forgot to get my 2009 hook up


I battled it down to a 75 mph in a 65 mph which is less points



to answer the question, my breasts were not hot enough to get out of a speeding ticket

[RoseBlood]

I have never received a ticket, but also haven't been pulled over to often. The most I'll get is a verbal talking to.. keeping my mouth shut, smiling and nodding is worth it.

[RoseBlood]

I would have been tased and locked up for the night. This is an outrage!

That is the funniest image I've had all year! :lol:

[cougarjake13]

id have to say yes



even ugly chicks with big tits have better odds than men

[Sarge]

If I pull over a girl or woman and they start with the crying, and the excuses they absolutely will get the summons. They know that the majority of guys will let them go, so what do they have to lose. When I do write them, the same girl who was just balling her eyes out, is now telling me to go fuck myself, and questioning the size of my dick.

[Finditguy]

My mom has been pulled over about 5 times, and only ever got a ticket once, from a female officer :nono:

[jessicaduh]

anyone who thinks they need to cry must not be that attractive. i'm telling you, a smile is all it takes. then if they see you're nervous, they usually reassure you that it's okay.

[hammersavage]

anyone who thinks they need to cry must not be that attractive. i'm telling you, a smile is all it takes. then if they see you're nervous, they usually reassure you that it's okay.

Even dudes? Cuz I'll whimper like a little bitch if I gotta

[jessicaduh]

haha, i can't speak for dudes, sorry.