Would you do Helen Mirren?

[hammersavage]

She's 63 but still looks pretty good. And she is a Dame.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035510-01F6B66400000578-643_468x815.jpg

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/O2/helen-mirren-1108-lg.jpg

I think its a yes. Any time you can hook up with an Oscar winner, you take it. That's why I gave a handy to Cuba Gooding Jr.

Note: this is a public poll.

[Fallon]

Gross.

[Slumbag]

I already told you. Yes.

[hammersavage]

Just needed an official tally

[razorboy]

For the story alone, yes.



And because I'll never forget her as Cora Ryan in Age of Consent.

[boosterp]

Yea. Was there a doubt?

[hammersavage]

Yea. Was there a doubt?

Gross.

Who's gross now?

[epo]

If you follow the Bennington Doctrine, you'd be a fag if you didn't.

[Dude!]

this is deja vu
and also ewww

[led37zep]

Hell ya I would.

[Contra]

I'd knock the dust off that pussy

[burrben]

in a heartbeat

[Gvac]

I believe my thoughts on women over the age of 30 are well documented.

This one isn't even close.

[epo]

I believe my thoughts on women over the age of 30 are well documented.

This one isn't even close.

Are you trying to steal the youth from birds like Helen?

[Dude!]

gray (or grey) pubic hair
a prolapsed uterus
12 years older than my mother
and just 9 years younger than my grandmother

call me gay
i don't care
i'm not into this

[Recyclerz]

I'd go in face first on the strength of her performance in The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover alone.

[A.J.]

I'd give her a good rogering.

[The Jays]

Hellz fucking yeah, I mean, I could only dream that my grandmother looked like that, she so fucking doable.

[disneyspy]

i do chicks younger than me all the time

[razorboy]

i do chicks younger than me all the time

Necrophiliac.

[disneyspy]

Necrophiliac.

virgin dead body fucker

[razorboy]

virgin dead body fucker

Sweet talker.

[disneyspy]

Sweet talker.

bet he'd cocker

[Crispy123]

I feel that she would be into fisting and Im all over that. I would tell her to be gentle, though.

[thepaulo]

I feel that she would be into fisting and Im all over that. I would tell her to be gentle, though.

Now you've gone too far.

[Crispy123]

Now you've gone too far.


But would you hit it PaulO?













And shes totally into it.

[thepaulo]

But would you hit it PaulO?













And shes totally into it.

Yes.:blink:

[drjoek]

Sadly I am closer in age to her than Scarlett Jo
She looks great. I'd hit it.

[hammersavage]

We'd have our first 100% poll if Fallon wasn't such a picky 'mo.

[ADF]

I wouldn't kick her out of the craftmatic adjustable bed unless she wanted it on the floor.

[OGC]

Of course I would.

[Furtherman]

She use to take it all off when she was younger, and was a real party girl.

Hell yea.

[Zipgun]

I'd totally do her and I'd make her talk like Queen Elizabeth the whole time.

[OGC]

She use to take it all off when she was younger, and was a real party girl...


Where is your picture proof ?

[EddieMoscone]

This is an easy yes. I've think about it every time I see her on the tube.

[RoseBlood]

I'd choose her over a million other gross men. She looks sexy and fantastic!

[jimmyolsenblues]

oh my god...i would tear that up...
she has a better body than my last 3 girlfriends...

http://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2008/10/helen-mirren.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Yes.

[Furtherman]

Where is your picture proof ?

Google is your friend. (http://www.zimbio.com/Helen+Mirren/articles/31/Helen+Mirren+Number+1+Nude)

NSFW

[weekapaugjz]

Fallon is a queer.

[TripleSkeet]

Absolutely.

[ElBoberino]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc327/laredhair/aa6ad8671951356d920f6246b958f1de.gif?t=1242147598

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mona from Who's the Boss in 1994 was my only creepy 50 fuck fantasy

[hammersavage]

Oh, sweet Fallon. So, so gay

[FezsAssistant]

I would. She was in some movie with Robert Redford and in a swimsuit for a bit. Looked good.

[nixonfingers]

Let's take a time machine to 1972 and see what Helen Mirren looked like then. (NSFW)

http://imageupper.com/i/?A0600010050011N242193965513312

[PapaBear]

Let's take a time machine to 1972 and see what Helen Mirren looked like then. (NSFW)

http://imageupper.com/i/?A0600010050011N242193965513312
People can look a bit off in still of them singing, but she's definitely smoking hot in the one on the upper right. The other pics make her look much older than 26, though.

[hedges]

People can look a bit off in still of them singing, but she's definitely smoking hot in the one on the upper right. The other pics make her look much older than 26, though.

I think that she looks smoking hot in all of them, but you're right PB, she does look older than 26. Great body. Damn!

[PapaBear]

I think that she looks smoking hot in all of them, but you're right PB, she does look older than 26. Great body. Damn!
I don't really think she's not hot in all of them. It's just the weird looks in some of them bother me. But she's obviously hot. Good singing pics are kind of like drawings and paintings of people with exposed teeth. It's just very hard to get it to look right.

[Fallon]

We'd have our first 100% poll if Fallon wasn't such a picky 'mo.

And I was the first to vote after it was posted. I ruuuuuuined it.

[cougarjake13]

absolutely



who was the one person to vote no ??

[drjoek]

absolutely



who was the one person to vote no ??



Fallon

[Slumbag]

I'm watching the American Dad that was on Sunday.

Stan has this weird, elaborate fantasy involving Helen Mirren.



I can't blame him.

[paracetamol flanders]

I definitely have some ideas for Caligula II I could use her help with.

[ecobag2]

not in a million years with flanders' dick.

[MagillaGorillaz]

I would do her, but only if it involved a threesome with Judy Denche.

[The Jays]

Let's take a time machine to 1972 and see what Helen Mirren looked like then. (NSFW)

http://imageupper.com/i/?A0600010050011N242193965513312

Once I went to that page, one of the ads at the top of the page read like this :


Stop Jerking OFF!
Meet Local Horny Singles that Fuck on the 1st Date. Try for Free.

[Fallon]

not in a million years with flanders' dick.

Good man.

[hammersavage]

53-3. I thought this was the one.

[Furtherman]

NY Mag article about Helen Mirren... (http://nymag.com/guides/summer/2010/66750/) check out the photo slideshow.

[Dude!]

http://nymag.com/guides/summer/2010/66750/

ick
i'm changing my vote
to 'no' !

[booster11373]

Proudly

[CountryBob]

her big tits were spilling out during the national treasure 2 part where they swing across the stupid rope swing and fall down. My dick moved alittle

[keithy_19]

Are we in love?

[disneyspy]

i'd do any chick that i'm not directly related to and is between the ages of 18 and 48

[keithy_19]

i'd do any chick that i'm not directly related to and is between the ages of 18 and 48

Taylor Swift?

[disneyspy]

Taylor Swift?

not sure how old she is but if shes in the age bracket,i'd make swift work of her

[StanUpshaw]

i'd do any chick that i'm not directly related to and is between the ages of 18 and 48

Of all the factors you could have balked at (fat, smelly, retarded, diseased)...the only problem you'd have is if you shared an uncle?

[disneyspy]

Of all the factors you could have balked at (fat, smelly, retarded, diseased)...the only problem you'd have is if you shared an uncle?

hell yes,i mean i'm not from iowa

[StanUpshaw]

At the risk of being labeled a "board character" again, I have to say:

The societal hangups we have regarding incest are really fucking silly, and are going to join the taboos of racial mixing and homosexuality on the scrapheap of ideas.

[Kevin]

At the risk of being labeled a "board character" again, I have to say:

The societal hangups we have regarding incest are really fucking silly, and are going to join the taboos of racial mixing and homosexuality on the scrapheap of ideas.

This explains alot of things....

[disneyspy]

This explains alot of things....

hey uncle dad,would it be alright if i banged my sister cousin ater the hawkeye game tonight?

go ask your aunt mom,dipshit

[StanUpshaw]

This explains alot of things....

I only wish everyone would be blessed with hot slutty cousins, so the entire world could become as open minded as myself.

[sailor]

I only wish everyone would be blessed with hot slutty cousins, so the entire world could become as open minded as myself.

whatever you and David do in the privacy of your own homes is not mine to judge.

[StanUpshaw]

whatever you and David do in the privacy of your own homes is not mine to judge.

Zing!

Seriously though, I don't understand what you hope to accomplish by making jokes at my expense. I'm the one saying there's nothing wrong with a gay, interracial, incestuous relationship. Why would it bother me to accuse me of such things? I'm no more offended by this than if you claimed I owned a factory that makes fish sticks.

[sailor]

Zing!

Seriously though, I don't understand what you hope to accomplish by making jokes at my expense. I'm the one saying there's nothing wrong with a gay, interracial, incestuous relationship. Why would it bother me to accuse me of such things? I'm no more offended by this than if you claimed I owned a factory that makes fish sticks.

what are you, a gay fish?

http://binside.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834fd7f7353ef0115700eca45970b-400wi

[realmenhatelife]

100% yes. If you see her give an interview shes a pretty down chick, too.

[brettmojo]

Yeah, still no.

[Kevin]

We'd have our first 100% poll if Fallon wasn't such a picky 'mo.

Oh trust me, Fallon is ANYTHING but picky...

[Kevin]

meh

[Kevin]

http://img.listal.com/image/449129/600full-helen-mirren.jpg


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08b/HelenMirrenAN_450x450.jpg



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ENXoh9aMtyw/SL2GL8Pr4BI/AAAAAAAAADE/xhJ2o57eplo/s400/helen_mirren04_1.jpg

[brettmojo]

http://img.listal.com/image/449129/600full-helen-mirren.jpg


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08b/HelenMirrenAN_450x450.jpg



http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08b/HelenMirrenAN_450x450.jpg
And all we'd need to travel back in time to when she looked anything like this would be like... Some kinda'... Hot tub time machine...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/1/26/1264520407013/Craig-Robinson-in-Hot-Tub-001.jpg

[Dude!]

And all we'd need to travel back in time to when she looked anything like this would be like... Some kinda'... Hot tub time machine.

you want tub shots?
look at the horribly wrinkled
ET neck and chest
yuck



nsfw (http://images.nymag.com/guides/2010/summer/helenmirren/images/2.jpg)

[Recyclerz]

I'm going to quote myself from the "Would you bang Annie Liebowitz?" thread

If you can't rustle up the testosterone to give a top shelf female artist a ride on the bologna pony then you are not only a knuckle dragging philistine, but a little gay as well.

I was right then, I'm even more right with Dame Mirren.

[Chigworthy]

you want tub shots?
look at the horribly wrinkled
ET neck and chest
yuck



nsfw (http://images.nymag.com/guides/2010/summer/helenmirren/images/2.jpg)

She musta been in that water for a while.

[brettmojo]

She musta been in that water for a while.
Since the Titanic went down.

[Dude!]

Originally Posted by Chigworthy
She musta been in that water for a while.

Since the Titanic went down.

:lol:

[sailor]

dude, even 80 year-old nips aren't allowed on here.

[Dude!]

dude, even 80 year-old nips aren't allowed on here.

you are so racist

i'll post as many pictures
of 80 year-old nips
as i want to


http://www.eitb24.com/archivos/imagenes/eitb24/internacional/2007/06/18/Munduko-gizonik-zaharrena-Hombre-mas-viejo-del-mun-2007061817164810xm1.jpg

[A.J.]

you want tub shots?
look at the horribly wrinkled
ET neck and chest
yuck



nsfw (http://images.nymag.com/guides/2010/summer/helenmirren/images/2.jpg)

She musta been in that water for a while.

Since the Titanic went down.

Jeez, you make it sound like she's the old lady in the tub from The Shining.

[CountryBob]

Damn I'd hit it! She could probably teach us all something. I'm so horny:glurps:

[brettmojo]

Damn I'd hit it! She could probably teach us all something.
Yeah, the Charleston.

[sailor]

you are so racist

i'll post as many pictures
of 80 year-old nips
as i want to


http://www.eitb24.com/archivos/imagenes/eitb24/internacional/2007/06/18/Munduko-gizonik-zaharrena-Hombre-mas-viejo-del-mun-2007061817164810xm1.jpg

I figured that one was so hack I didn't need to preclude it.

[torker]

http://img.listal.com/image/449129/600full-helen-mirren.jpg:wub:

[torker]

A HAIRY PIT AND BIG OL' NIP (http://celebritylovescene.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Helen-Mirren-Love-Scene-Age-of-Consent.jpg)
A SNORKLE MASK AND A TIGHT WHITE ASS (http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5523026f58834010536efc7ce970b-800wi)
http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/250/237/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/31/20/HelenMirren_nude.jpg
AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00531/SNN1607A-666_531766a.jpg)

[Furtherman]

There are two Helen Mirren threads on this board.


Can I resurrect a thread, or WHAT?!

[A.J.]

There are two Helen Mirren threads on this board.


Can I resurrect a thread, or WHAT?!

Furtherman has perfected the Genesis Effect.