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[Tazz1376]

:)

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Thanks Rooster

[GvacNoMore]

Tazz...we hardly knew ye! Congratulations...and here's to new beginnings!

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Thanks, Rooster!

[reeshy]

Tazz,

You're my friggin' hero!!!!

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This Is Me Now!!

[Pootertoot]

Congrats, you filthy animal! 1000 posts! Now if I could only remember one of them...

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[Sunrisa]

Pooter is such a bastard!

LOL
congrats Tazz

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Gwen]

Well I promised you a big flashy picture card to put in your thousandth post, but I didn't know it was coming this quickly so rather than a picture I've written you a poem:

<b>Ode To Tazz</b>
Tazz oh tazz
you are so cool.
Tazz oh tazz
you're not a tool.

Tazz oh tazz
you are so fun.
To hell with Pooter
You're number one!

Tazz oh tazz
you make work less boring
Of all your fans
I'm the most adoring

On the weekends
We go to the bar
Or drive to the city
in my car

I've seen you drunk
I've seen you dance
Now you should try talking
Just give it a chance

We go on missions
All the time
Like CBGB's
Covered in slime

You rock out in studio
With Rooster and Greg
And Lou and Lisa
And Ron and Fez

Tazz oh tazz
you're fun to harass
Tazz oh tazz
You kick <b>Hardcore Ass!</b>

The end.

A poem by gwen =)

Congrats kiddo!!! Now we have to drink twice as much on sat to celebrate. Woot!

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[Pootertoot]

I'm #1

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[Zipgun]

I'm # shit

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[impactplayer2k1]

way to go, tazz! way to go.

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AOL IM at IMPACTPLAYER 2K1.

[wilee]

Congrats. I guess I'll put the ACME^tm Post Catchup Machine on hold....

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[Tazz]

First, I would like to announce the retirement of Tazz1376, who managed to post 1,000 times without actually saying anything of importance or remembrance.

I would like to extend a special thank you to Alice Fuzzybutt, who thanks to a nice "Hey Tazz" post, allowed me to post whore myself to 1,000. I also need to thank Gwen for her encouragement to go for it all. Rooster, even though you accused me of being a post whore, you also helped me get over the hump at the end. Thank you.

Thanks to everyone who has congratulated me. And you can rest assured that the next 1,000 will take much longer than the first.


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Thanks Rooster

[JustJon]

Congrats, you filthy animal! 1000 posts! Now if I could only remember one of them...
As opposed to Pooter's 2400 posts that we've just flat out ignored.

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[RF Godfather]

Congrats Tazz you have finally become elite. Celebrate good times come on...celebrate!

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Take it easy like a Sunday morning, Clarkey! AWESOME!
THE PROTOTYPE<marquee>ONE AND ONLY RFW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!</marquee>

[nickeye]

Post whore? I heard that the lights in Carter's house dim every time Tazz signs on.

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