View Full Version : Terrible names for women
hammersavage
05-14-2009, 11:57 AM
C word aside, I don't think any of them liked to be called that. Unless the moment is right.
I like a nice use of broad myself
silks
05-14-2009, 11:58 AM
"skirt" always a personal favorite
Aggie
05-14-2009, 11:58 AM
Bitch. I don't mind another woman calling me that but not from a guy.
King Hippos Bandaid
05-14-2009, 11:59 AM
dame sucks
sweetheart sucks
trollop sucks
hussy sucks
JerseyRich
05-14-2009, 11:59 AM
Toots.
It's something an old guy from Chicago would use on a waitress.
hammersavage
05-14-2009, 11:59 AM
hole.
I have to much respect to say it
jessicaduh
05-14-2009, 11:59 AM
i hate the name Fran.
NateCantDance
05-14-2009, 12:00 PM
I've always found that 'squaw' gets people's attention.
jessicaduh
05-14-2009, 12:00 PM
hole.
I have to much respect to say it
you have to what, much, exactly?
hammersavage
05-14-2009, 12:01 PM
you have to what, much, exactly?
You cannot nitpick my grammatical errors forever, hole
DOHO@HOME
05-14-2009, 12:01 PM
Helpful
disneyspy
05-14-2009, 12:02 PM
fiancee
slit <------extremely offensive
jessicaduh
05-14-2009, 12:17 PM
You cannot nitpick my grammatical errors forever, hole
suck it, Fran.
RhinoinMN
05-14-2009, 12:19 PM
You or Hey!
biggirl
05-14-2009, 12:32 PM
My bro-in-law calls me choda (chota?) or chode....I don't like it much.
If you don't call them anything, but whistle to get their attention like a dog..
....not good
burrben
05-14-2009, 12:42 PM
edna
RhinoinMN
05-14-2009, 12:46 PM
You or Hey!
If you don't call them anything, but whistle to get their attention like a dog..
....not good
Agreed.
Parental tip: Don't do that with your kids either. :nono:
Agreed.
Parental tip: Don't do that with your kids either. :nono:
Good to know... :laugh:
underdog
05-14-2009, 01:07 PM
Hammersavage.
slit <------extremely offensive
If you don't call them anything, but whistle to get their attention like a dog..
....not good
You must have grown up in a nice Italian neighborhood.
I always call them something nice like "Sugar Tits" or "Sweet Buns."
I'm a gentleman.
ToiletCrusher
05-14-2009, 05:18 PM
babe
furie
05-14-2009, 05:35 PM
Fez
xekrubx
05-14-2009, 05:38 PM
Thought this thread was about real first names
Like
Ursula
Agnes
Esther
Theres a super hot chick at my work named Esther
biozombie
05-14-2009, 05:42 PM
<---big fan of "Muff"
hammersavage
05-14-2009, 05:43 PM
Thought this thread was about real first names
Like
Ursula
Agnes
Esther
Theres a super hot chick at my work named Esther
I know hot Agnes's
ToiletCrusher
05-14-2009, 05:44 PM
Tiffani - I hate it spelled with an "i"
sr71blackbird
05-14-2009, 05:56 PM
Floozies
Dude!
05-14-2009, 06:36 PM
late for dinner
My grandmother's name was Myrtle.
Even at the age of 6 I knew that was funny.
jessicaduh
05-14-2009, 06:43 PM
Jess.
Jessica = awesome. Jess = blah.
CofyCrakCocaine
05-14-2009, 06:49 PM
I had at least a million awesome submissions then I read the thread and realized you all have secret vaginas.
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
05-14-2009, 07:20 PM
Jezebel.
Whore of Babylon.
Slug-trail.
razorboy
05-14-2009, 07:24 PM
Mulva.
sr71blackbird
05-14-2009, 07:24 PM
Jezebel sounds cool actually. Olga or Helga sound pretty bad. He did not want girls names, he is looking for alternate words for "women".
sr71blackbird
05-14-2009, 07:27 PM
My childhood friends mother was named Mona. Pretty bad. She was always complaining too.
MacVittie
05-14-2009, 11:45 PM
Denise
led37zep
05-14-2009, 11:48 PM
Voter
WampusCrandle
05-14-2009, 11:53 PM
intelligent
PapaBear
05-14-2009, 11:55 PM
I had a twisted friend who always called women "gash".
led37zep
05-14-2009, 11:56 PM
I had a twisted friend who always called women "gash".
Hero is what I use.
Followed by slit.
CofyCrakCocaine
05-14-2009, 11:57 PM
I had a twisted friend who always called women "gash".
Life on the edge, eh? WoAhHhHH~! don't fall!
WampusCrandle
05-15-2009, 06:44 PM
cum catcher is a favorite one of mine.
Jughead
05-15-2009, 06:45 PM
I always hated Maude..Is that how you spell it????
jessicaduh
05-15-2009, 07:04 PM
i just wish someone would love me enough to have a nice name for me.
tanless1
05-15-2009, 07:04 PM
Eunice
Misteriosa
05-15-2009, 07:05 PM
Thought this thread was about real first names
Like
Ursula
Agnes
Esther
Theres a super hot chick at my work named Esther
:glurps:
~Katja~
05-15-2009, 07:14 PM
:glurps:
that was hurtful.
hammersavage
05-15-2009, 07:18 PM
:glurps:
Hey!
Thought this thread was about real first names
Like
Ursula
Agnes
Esther
I know hot Agnes's
I got your back
i just wish someone would love me enough to have a nice name for me.
It'll happen boobookittyfuck
Misteriosa
05-15-2009, 07:20 PM
that was hurtful.
Hey!
I got your back
thanks guys :o
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