Knissors

[MacVittie]

Just like Dave's travelchopper and shandles, it appears that knissors already exist. They even use the word "knissors" in the description. Better do some more thorough research in the future, davey.

http://www.scubatoys.com/store/knives/pics/fogcutter.jpg

http://www.scubatoys.com/store/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=FogCutter

[biozombie]

my whole fucking world is falling apart.

[TheSeattleKid]

Not exactly the same.

Daves idea was scissors that came apart to form two knives. These are scissors that close to be a knife.

[Sue_Bender]

Not exactly the same.

Daves idea was scissors that came apart to form two knives. These are scissors that close to be a knife.


BINGO!!

[Contra]

Its all in the details

[BlackSpider]

I'm trying to think of a more useless invention...

[GreatAmericanZero]

either way, the "knissors" bit was one of the funniest bits i've heard in a long time

[Gvac]

either way, the "knissors" bit was one of the funniest bits i've heard in a long time

Wasn't it???

L O L !!!!!!!

[GreatAmericanZero]

Wasn't it???

L O L !!!!!!!

it was!

[RENFIELD]

KNISSORS ?


White people are so scared of black people !!

[Dave's Cackle]

Is it like a spork?

[Dave's Cackle]

KNISSORS ?


White people are so scared of black people !!

Way to listen to the show EVER...

[epo]

it was!

Meh. You and I obviously listen to different shows.

[BlackSpider]

Meh. You and I obviously listen to different shows.

You must listen to the same one I do...

[MisterSmith]

http://www.heimerdingercutlery.com/catalog/images/wusthof5558kitchenshear2.JPG

See, already exist.

[Gvac]

Don't you guys get it?

Dave has never done anything that wasn't absolutely fucking hilarious!

Ron and Fez have always been awesome!

There's never been a bit that failed or fell flat!

Even Pepper Hicks/Chris Stanely is awesome!

Everything they do is gold!

[BlackSpider]

Don't you guys get it?

Dave has never done anything that wasn't absolutely fucking hilarious!

Ron and Fez have always been awesome!

There's never been a bit that failed or fell flat!

Even Pepper Hicks/Chris Stanely is awesome!

Everything they do is gold!

Don't forget O and A and Jim Norton.
and Master Po and Kenny...

[drjoek]

GAZ was poster of the year! Don't you remember?

I predict a repeat in 09

[epo]

GAZ was poster of the year! Don't you remember?

I've tried to drink it away, but it just won't leave.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Don't forget O and A and Jim Norton.
and Master Po and Kenny...

how come i have more posts than anyone else in the "anthony cumia is mentally unstable thread" then?


and its a shame that we can't respect MacVittie's orignal aim to bring the Knissors to the attention of the R&F community without making the thread about me. Wheres the mods?

[Gvac]

http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/tattletale3.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/tattletale3.jpg

i've been on plently of ruleless messageboards, but when i joined this one, i wanted to respect the wonderful rules put in place by our wonderful admins. so i'll bite my tongue

call me the kool aid drinker. call me the eastside dave cum drinker. i'll follow the rules cuz im a good boy!

[STC-Dub]

Dave is the modern day DaVinci. Larry DaVinci, Leo's not talked about "special" twin.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Dave is the modern day DaVinci. Larry DaVinci, Leo's not talked about "special" twin.

that sounds like an awesome Jack Black/Michael Cera movie!

[Knowledged_one]

Don't you guys get it?

Dave has never done anything that wasn't absolutely fucking hilarious!

Ron and Fez have always been awesome!

There's never been a bit that failed or fell flat!

Even Pepper Hicks/Chris Stanely is awesome!

Everything they do is gold!

dont forget stories of daves cum

[Knowledged_one]

i've been on plently of ruleless messageboards, but when i joined this one, i wanted to respect the wonderful rules put in place by our wonderful admins. so i'll bite my tongue

call me the kool aid drinker. call me the eastside dave cum drinker. i'll follow the rules cuz im a good girl!

fixed

[Scott from the Future]

In 2027, white people are so scared of knissors.

[madstack]

Why don't they just pull DMX from obscurity to do "My Knissors" for the ad campaign?

[fezfez]

Don't you guys get it?

Dave has never done anything that wasn't absolutely fucking hilarious!

Ron and Fez have always been awesome!

There's never been a bit that failed or fell flat!

Even Pepper Hicks/Chris Stanely is awesome!

Everything they do is gold!

You're starting to get it

[TjM]

All Dave needs to do now is patten an invention and make an actual prototype. I pray his first prototype is NOT the seed grenade though

[Gvac]

You're starting to get it

Hahaha!

I have a great teacher here on RFnet!