Have you ever seen your dog's penis?

[LordJezo]

I just thought of this while in a chat with a few people talking about d sippin.

Have you ever seen your dog's cock? Like actual unit, not that covering that they all have. The actual lipstick bit.

I don't think I have. I've seen him pee and all that but I don't remember ever seeing the actual red penis.

[Jughead]

Hold on I will be right back...:smile:

[JerseyRich]

Is this a last ditch effort to blow everyone else out of the water in the Creep Tourney?

[LordJezo]

Is this a last ditch effort to blow everyone else out of the water in the Creep Tourney?

No, my dog is sleeping next to me and I noticed the large amount of hair on his junk. When talking about it in chat it made me think about how I never saw his actual unit.

[SatCam]

yes and lets just say ive tried on the lipstick too

[Tall_James]

No, my dog is sleeping next to me and I noticed the large amount of my saliva on his junk. When talking about it in chat it made me think about how I never saw his actual unit.

Fixed it.

[britneypablo]

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this is the dog im "responsible for" it seems like every other week.....this was back in my old house i lived in....

NOTICE HIS LIPSTICK SHOWING...he is such a perv he sit by my face and watches me sleep.....

his penis sometimes looks like lipstick but alot of times it looks like this huge sausage....his balls are as big as any humans balls and his cock is often the size of many men ive seen in my travels


OH YEA and somehow a bone near his cock essentially broke his cock ....so it was like black....and he peed uncontrollably bc of his meds....this was last time he was over my place UGH broke cock dog

[JerseyRich]

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this is the dog im "responsible for" it seems like every other week.....this was back in my old house i lived in....

NOTICE HIS LIPSTICK SHOWING...he is such a perv he sit by my face and watches me sleep.....

his penis sometimes looks like lipstick but alot of times it looks like this huge sausage....his balls are as big as any humans balls and his cock is often the size of many men ive seen in my travels


OH YEA and somehow a bone near his cock essentially broke his cock ....so it was like black....and he peed uncontrollably bc of his meds....this was last time he was over my place UGH broke cock dog


He's giving me that "come here and touch it" look.

Stop it broken cock dog!

[WampusCrandle]

My problem is that I have only felt my dog's penis.

[biggirl]

Our 2 dogs are incredibly gay...must be from hanging out with each other too much. As per Rhino's photo(avatar?) our cat is gay too.

[Farmer Dave]

Yup, our dog will just sit there with it poking out like he doesn't even know it. I know he does, he's just trying to be shocking. This is him, he's muddy because he had just been run over by a cow he was trying to play with.<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCN0140.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCN0140.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[GreatAmericanZero]

no. my dog is a girl

[drjoek]

I have a Bitch

[WampusCrandle]

no. my dog is a girl

follow up question:

have you ever seen your dog's vagina?

[RoseBlood]

The real question should be: Has your dog ever seen your penis?

100% Poll.

[tara87]

OMG! you guys really talk about everything here don't you? lol

[Foster]

OMG! you guys really talk about everything here don't you? lol

everything except the ron and fez show

[disneyspy]

everything except the ron and fez show

the what?

[razorboy]

I wonder how tara87 feels about Ron and Fez?

[tara87]

lol!

[razorboy]

the what?

Different show.

[Foster]

the what?

it's a spin-off from the old ron and ron show, which was on down in Florida,

ron and fez are broadcasted on satellite radio daily

[BlackSpider]

I wonder how tara87 feels about Ron and Fez?

I don't know, but I appreciate her vote...

[Foster]

I don't know, but I appreciate her vote...

ya know I voted for you too!

[BlackSpider]

ya know I voted for you too!

Yup. just you and Gvac. (and Tara)...

[disneyspy]

it's a spin-off from the old ron and ron show, which was on down in Florida,

ron and fez are broadcasted on satellite radio daily

fuckin ron and ron rule,that larry the cable guy and the dishwasher dude are the best!

[Foster]

Yup. just you and Gvac. (and Tara)...

last time I checked you were running away with it

[GreatAmericanZero]

follow up question:

have you ever seen your dog's vagina?

her behind is too furry to see anything, my dog rocks it 70s style

A Samoyed did try to fuck her at the dog park so she must have the goods

[KingModem]

My beagle gets kinda cummy if I havent seen him in a while.

[razorboy]

My beagle gets kinda cummy if I havent seen him in a while.

Is your beagle named Joe? Cause that might not be a beagle at all. That might be a dentist.

[disneyspy]

does your dog clean your teeth? cuz that might not be a beagle at all,that might be joe

[disneyspy]

when your dog is humpin your leg does he tell you to brush twice daily? cuz that might not be a beagle,that might be joe

[Dell]

does your dog smell like nitrous oxide when laying on your lap, then that might not be your beagle, that may be joe

[Gvac]

Does your dog get so excited when you come home that he pees on the floor?

If so, that might not be a dog. That might be Dr. Joe.

[disneyspy]

does your dogs breath smell like poop?

cuz that might not be a beagle,that might be dr joe

[Farmer Dave]

Does your dog have a really nice lawn?

[beachbum]

Did your dog go to spring training this year?
Because if he did that might not be your dog.It might be Drjoek.

[disneyspy]

does your dog spend alll day sendin out maps to the chicks on this board to its beach house?

cuz that might not be a dog.it might be dr joe

[disneyspy]

is your dog afraid to come to board events?


cuz that might not be a beagle,that might be joe

[razorboy]

Does your beagle whine about not getting nominated for hottest board member? Because if he does, he might not be a beagle at all. He might be drjoek.

[disneyspy]

does your dog get in e-fights with pegnant women?

cuz that might not be your dog. that might be dr joe

[Dell]

is your dog losing Hottest Board Member Part #2... if it is... then that may not be your dog... that may be the doc

[disneyspy]

did your dog lose to chuckwagoncook in the creepiest poster tourney?

cuz that might not be your dog. that might be joe the dentist

[Dell]

did your dog get called the cummiest member of RonFez.net after starting an ESD fatigue thread... then that may not be your dog... that may be the doc

[disneyspy]

does your dog scratch its balls before puttin em in patients mouths?

cuz that might not be your dog. that might be dr joe

[Dell]

does your dog dislike mooch's show openers... then that might not be your dog... that might be drjoek

[disneyspy]

does your dog use a bunch of board characters to vote for hottub in the creep tourney?


cuz that might not be your dog. that might be dr joe

[Dell]

does the following teeth make your dog's tail wag...

http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB044975.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BE3B5C0DF-DE18-4A9E-84C4-21C3ECAD293A%7D

then that might not be your dog... that might be orthodontist joe k

[LordJezo]

it's a spin-off from the old ron and ron show, which was on down in Florida,

ron and fez are broadcasted on satellite radio daily

That's what Ron's blog is for. This place is for sex and drugs.

[beachbum]

Only when he is humping his stuffed killer whale.

[jessicaduh]

moose and i have no secrets.

[drjoek]

http://www.hksi.org.hk/function/triathlon/coaching/stretch11.jpg

UNCLE
UNCLE!!!!

[~Katja~]

I've seen my cat's and I also have seen my sister's dogs and my grandpas... and the dog we had while living on the farm... don't think it's all that strange or abnormal that they expose themselves on front of their people

[Hottub]

Does your dog mis-call balls and strikes? If so, it may not be a dog at all.

[Foster]

I've seen my cat's and I also have seen my sister's dogs and my grandpas... and the dog we had while living on the farm... don't think it's all that strange or abnormal that they expose themselves on front of their people

you thought that was going to slip past us?

[~Katja~]

you thought that was going to slip past us?

his dog's, you perv!

[EliSnow]

Does your dog mis-call balls and strikes? If so, it may not be a dog at all.

So you're thinking what I'm thinking? That it may be Dr. Joe?

Let me ask you, when your dog posts listening threads, do they invariably fail? Cause I'm thinking that you have a Dr. Joe and not a beagle.

[EliSnow]

When you tell your dog to sit, do you have to call him "Doctor" for him to listen to you? Because you may not have a dog, but rather you may own a gray haired dentist.

[drjoek]

I think its actually a beagle

[Aggie]

This is why I don't want a male dog. I don't want to be humped and I don't want to see it. I'm such a prude.

[jessicaduh]

This is why I don't want a male dog. I don't want to be humped and I don't want to see it. I'm such a prude.

my male dog NEVER humps me. humping is mainly a dominance thing...he'll hump men if i don't stop him, but not women.

i baby the shit out of him, but he KNOWS i'm in charge. i get him on his back in submission at least once a week. he's 85 pounds of muscle; i kind of have to if i don't want to have a major problem on my hands. if i go too long without making him submit to me, it becomes patently clear by his behavior that i need to put him in his place. i do, and we're good again.

the penis stuff is pretty gross at times, though, i'll be honest. especially when he licks himself off and then you see the ooze. or when he has diarrhea and the entire thing sticks out and flops around, like if you were holding a pencil just by the eraser. boys are icky.

but...having a male dog...i don't know if it's an inter-species inter-gender thing, but i'm closer with him than i have been with any other (female) dog i've ever owned. he's very definitely both my baby and my protector. with females, i kind of felt their distance and independence from me...and even competition at times. whenever home alone at night, i used to be very nervous. now i feel completely safe.

that probably makes me sound like a giant creep, but oh well.

[tanless1]

lets face it, theyve got to air it out sometime... we' just tell him to put it away, and Martin wld be back on track. same w/ the licking..... he was funny w/ the " huh ? ohhh " look he'd get.

[disneyspy]

when your dog shows you his penis does he ask for suction?


cuz that might not be a dog,i'm thinkin that might be dr joe k

[Dell]

when your dog shows you his penis does he ask for suction?


cuz that might not be a dog,i'm thinkin that might be dr joe k

with the uncle uncle... I thought this pyramid was complete... oh but you are the master... best one by far... all hail the king of pyramid topping...

[khaxzan]

I just thought of this while in a chat with a few people talking about d sippin.

Have you ever seen your dog's cock? Like actual unit, not that covering that they all have. The actual lipstick bit.

I don't think I have. I've seen him pee and all that but I don't remember ever seeing the actual red penis.

My dog's cock (the male dog) is a deep, accented pink colour. It's squishy, sticky, and sensitive. I dunno. What else is there to a dog's sex organ?