The Hottest Board Members Finale

[biggirl]

Please make your vote!

#1 - GVAC
#2 - Black Spider
#3 - East Side Dave
#4 - TheGameHHH
#5 - Dougie Brootal

[Friday]

this contest is inherently flawed, as some nominees only advanced because fake board characters voted for them.

therefore, i vote:

http://dubyad40.com/images/blogimages/brewster.jpg

[Gvac]

this contest is inherently flawed, as some nominees only advanced because fake board characters voted for them.

That's ridiculous.

Who would stoop so low?

[weekapaugjz]

this shouldn't even be a question. we all know deep down in our hearts who is the hottest board member here.

[Fallon]

this shouldn't even be a question. we all know deep down in our hearts who is the hottest board member here.

Carter?

[vamessenger]

Worthless without pics.

[Dell]

Worthless.

fixed it for you.

[Foster]

Alright!

BlackSpider representin' us FBAers!!

show the love peeps!

[NateCantDance]

I'm on pins and needles.

[Dougie Brootal]

all of my board charcters are banned! this is unfair!

[mikeyboy]

This contest has been tainted.

[Hottub]

This contest has been tainted.

http://www.geocities.com/stimpysvideotrading/bandb.jpg

[~Katja~]

This contest has been tainted.

are you surprised?

[drjoek]

GVAC
bigfatfuck, boosterg, DandyCandy, GregoryJoseph, Gvac, GvacMobile, GvacNoMore, I Am The Lord Your God, RhinoinMN, Rorschach, tara87, TheQuestion, weekapaugjz

Gvac voted for himself!!!

[RhinoinMN]

This contest has been tainted.

Sometimes I fell I've got to....Run Away

I've got to...get away.

[NateCantDance]

Boo. This is a blowout.

[Dell]

GVAC
bigfatfuck, boosterg, DandyCandy, GregoryJoseph, Gvac, GvacMobile, GvacNoMore, I Am The Lord Your God, RhinoinMN, Rorschach, tara87, TheQuestion, weekapaugjz

Gvac voted for himself!!!

at least 10 times...

[RhinoinMN]

Boo. This is a blowout.

You seem to know Gvac pretty well for a noob.

[EliSnow]

This contest has been tainted.

Yeah, you usually don't see that much self-love unless you're watching Arabs on Paltalk.

[Andy Dufresne]

Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'. Gvac is the reason why we all have hope, and they can't take that away from us.

[NateCantDance]

You seem to know Gvac pretty well for a noob.

We're soul mates. I feel like he's always been a part of me.

[~Katja~]

GVAC
bigfatfuck, boosterg, DandyCandy, GregoryJoseph, Gvac, GvacMobile, GvacNoMore, I Am The Lord Your God, RhinoinMN, Rorschach, tara87, TheQuestion, weekapaugjz

Gvac voted for himself!!!

tara87 is mentally unstable... she voted for BS before and now changed her mind to gvac

I think she is just gvac's type

[brettmojo]

???

[ralphbxny]

I dont mean to toot my own horn, but I will!!

[Dougie Brootal]

tara87 is mentally unstable... she voted for BS before and now changed her mind to gvac

I think she is just gvac typing

fixed.:annoyed:

[biggirl]

Blackspider has a cool headpiece.

[BlackSpider]

I have no problem losing to Gvac. We are both equally handsome and charming, but he is more loved here. At least this time I got one girl to vote for me...

[Jvac]

I can't believe that it was necessary to vote on this.

[TheGameHHH]

I refuse to lose this gig to Gvac as my looks are the only thing I am clearly superior to him in. His personality, charm and wit are second to none and I know I can't compete against that. Looks are all I've got!

[mikeyboy]

I refuse to lose this gig to Gvac as my looks are the only thing I am clearly superior to him in. His personality, charm and wit are second to none and I know I can't compete against that. Looks are all I've got!

Better start creating board characters.

[JerseyRich]

Better start creating board characters.

Way to ruin a perfectly ridiculous thread with reality!

[~Katja~]

Better start creating board characters.

no need, I'll vote for him :)

[TheGameHHH]

no need, I'll vote for him :)



You're the best

[~Katja~]

You're the best

thanks, remember that next time I am horny! You owe me now ;)

[drjoek]

When did they add None of the above?

[RhinoinMN]

When did they add None of the above?

PHMs my friend.



PHMs

[joethebartender]

GVAC
bigfatfuck, boosterg, DandyCandy, GregoryJoseph, Gvac, GvacMobile, GvacNoMore, I Am The Lord Your God, RhinoinMN, Rorschach, tara87, TheQuestion, weekapaugjz

Gvac voted for himself!!!

My vote's for you... tall, dark and cummy!

Now how do I turn the water back on in the vacation house? (the toilet's getting full and I puked some tequila and 2 day old lobster rolls into the kitchen sink.)

Thanks.

PS- the neighbors said that the grill in the front yard is a "bird bath":wacko: and that I shouldn't be cooking chicken in the nude out there anymore! Can you talk to these assholes for me?!

[TheGameHHH]

thanks, remember that next time I am horny! You owe me now ;)


Deal!

[EddieMoscone]

http://dubyad40.com/images/blogimages/brewster.jpg

I agree...and it's due solely to jealousy.

[RoseBlood]

BlackSpider, ESD, TheGameHHH and Dougie Brootal's votes combined are less than "None of the Above" and those five choices combined are less than Gvac's total... comical :laugh:

[Dougie Brootal]

this crushing defeat is exactly what my fragile self esteem needs right now. :surrender:

[RoseBlood]

this crushing defeat is exactly what my fragile self esteem needs right now. :surrender:

I love you Dougie but I'm trying to toughen you up so you don't get beat up by crazy chicks anymore.

[TheGameHHH]

BlackSpider, ESD, TheGameHHH and Dougie Brootal's votes combined are less than "None of the Above" and those five choices combined are less than Gvac's total... comical :laugh:
You wouldn't think it's all that comical if you saw how much i've been crying today because of this thread

[BlackSpider]

I have two friends here.
The rest of you are dead to me...

[Dougie Brootal]

I love you Dougie but I'm trying to toughen you up so you don't get beat up by crazy chicks anymore.

any excuse for a chick to touch me is okay by me! :wink:

[Jvac]

I have two friends here.
The rest of you are dead to me...

The right man won and you know it.

Go tell your story walking.

[Dell]

finally an option worthy a vote... quit feeding the monster biggirl

[BlackSpider]

BlackSpider, ESD, TheGameHHH and Dougie Brootal's votes combined are less than "None of the Above" and those five choices combined are less than Gvac's total... comical :laugh:

If you throw out Gvac's board characters, he only has five votes.
But if we did that, I wouldn't have made it to this round at all...

[Aggie]

This is just getting sad, it's not a manly competition at all. You should just whip out your dicks, measure 'em and get it over with already.

[Dougie Brootal]

This is just getting sad, it's not a manly competition at all. You should just whip out your dicks, measure 'em and get it over with already.

this idea is useless without pics.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Just shove all these ugly trolls under a bridge to eat children where they belong.

[JerseyRich]

I wiped the floor with all these fuckers in Part 1...

What a travesty.

[~Katja~]

this idea is useless without pics.

yeah that will be the upcoming "The biggest dick competition"

[Aggie]

yeah that will be the upcoming "The biggest dick competition"

Dash would win.

[JerseyRich]

Dash would win.


If you can find it.

[~Katja~]

Dash would win.

except for I did not mean that dick and I would have found it funny how everybody competed to be a bigger one

[dino_electropolis]

I voted for Dougie Brootal only because he beat me in the first round.


No homo.

[Dougie Brootal]

I voted for Dougie Brootal only because he beat me in the first round.


No homo.

thank you sir!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Gregory has class, class is hot


1 non Board Character. Semi Hetero vote for Mr. Vac

[drjoek]

I voted for Dougie Brootal only because he beat me in the first round.


No homo.



I voted for him because he's hot.


Homo. Yeah I guess

[Dougie Brootal]

I voted for him because he's hot.


Homo. Yeah I guess

i have a special thanks for you! :wub:

[TheGameHHH]

This is just getting sad, it's not a manly competition at all. You should just whip out your dicks, measure 'em and get it over with already.



Again, my one dick can't compare with 22 Gvac character dicks

[BlackSpider]

yeah that will be the upcoming "The biggest dick competition"

I'm 6' - 4"...

[drjoek]

i have a special thanks for you! :wub:

and yet your Mod quote is "i have a really small cock"

[disneyspy]

I'm 6' - 4"...

500 pounds from grenoble france

[Dude!]

i wish this thread
and the related threads
could all just be locked
and flushed

[Dougie Brootal]

and yet your Mod quote is "i have a really small cock"

that was taken completely out of context! :furious:

[BlackSpider]

i wish this thread
and the related threads
could all just be locked
and flushed

Didn't get nominated, huh...?

[Greg_V]

You fuckers better keep voting for me and if you are over 30 you owe it to me.

[Dude!]

Didn't get nominated, huh...?

no picture of me exists on the internet
cause if it did
the women here would be blinded
by my dazzling good looks

[boosterp]

Why was this not a sweet 16 kind of thing?

[Don Stugots]

this contest is inherently flawed, as some nominees only advanced because fake board characters voted for them.

therefore, i vote:

http://dubyad40.com/images/blogimages/brewster.jpg

same here. plus, i wasnt nominated. this contest can go screw.

[keithy_19]

...

[BlackSpider]

You fuckers better keep voting for me and if you are over 30 you owe it to me.

I didn't see your name on the ballot...

[K.C.]

I would have thought my words were so sexy, that I'd breeze through this without so much as showing a pic...
:smoke:

But I gotta with the Messiah of RonFez.net...

[disneyspy]

i went on looks

[Greg_V]

I didn't see your name on the ballot...

Bitch, I'm the only individual leading this poll.

[InternetJamesDean]

sad collection of board characters... not a man among them

[BlackSpider]

Bitch, I'm the only individual leading this poll.

You're "None of the above"...?

[Gmann]

This contest is a sham.

A SHAM I SAY!!!! :thumbdown:

[K.C.]

Gvac has 26 votes?

So I imagine that total is made up of 25 Gvac board characters and Epo?

[RhinoinMN]

Gvac has 26 votes?

So I imagine that total is made up of 25 Gvac board characters and Epo?

You're saying that I am a character?

[InternetJamesDean]

Gvac has 26 votes?

So I imagine that total is made up of 25 Gvac board characters and Epo?

some imagination you have there

[K.C.]

You're saying that I am a character?

Oh hiiiiiiiii Gvac.

[RhinoinMN]

Oh hiiiiiiiii Gvac.

Yep, you got me.

[Dougie Brootal]

You're saying that I am a character?

just because you are a character does not mean that you have character...

[InternetJamesDean]

You're saying that I am a character?

puppets are not really considered characters

[RhinoinMN]

puppets are not really considered characters

What's that supposed to mean Mr. InternetJamesDean?

[K.C.]

Doug's obviously the choice here.

After all, remember that threesome he had?

Well...I mean, I only read the first page of that thread, but I'm assuming he tore that thing up.

[Gvac]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

[biozombie]

this poll is all guys.

wait a goddamned minute, is this entire site devoted to people with "secrets"?

[Gvac]

this poll is all guys.

wait a goddamned minute, is this entire site devoted to people with "secrets"?

Like you didn't know, sugar pants! :wub:

[razorboy]

this poll is all guys.

wait a goddamned minute, is this entire site devoted to people with "secrets"?

It's hardly a secret.

[BlackSpider]

this poll is all guys.

wait a goddamned minute, is this entire site devoted to people with "secrets"?

The girls is all gay.
and the boys is all sweet.
The food ain't too shabby,
and they piss right in the street...

[biozombie]

oh...




well, I guess it's like my Dad used to say: When in Rome, do as the Sodomites do.

[Smilin' Pedro]

Senor Vac ees super sexy!!


Ole!!!

[TheGameHHH]

i went on looks

and im flattered

[Kris10]

What a race

[biggirl]

This is just getting sad, it's not a manly competition at all. You should just whip out your dicks, measure 'em and get it over with already.

good idea...that will be my next competition thread....Although I am sure Rhino would win by a landslide on that one...best all around penis...

[Kris10]

Rhino does have a nice horn

[biggirl]

I forgot to mention the the prize(s) for this contest...

1. A ronfez.net event named after the winner
2. RhinoinMN will buy all of the winner's choice of drinks for the night

[Dougie Brootal]

and since gvac is going to be disqualified for his disgusting use of board character for his own personal gain, it looks like its between me and TheGameHHH! gets to votin! STEP UP!!!!

[jessicaduh]

i can't wait for the first annual "None of the above" event!

[Dougie Brootal]

i can't wait for the first annual "None of the above" event!

hahaha shut up! that doesnt count!

[dino_electropolis]

I forgot to mention the the prize(s) for this contest...

1. A ronfez.net event named after the winner
2. RhinoinMN will buy all of the winner's choice of drinks for the night

Well, that means since None of the Above is winning, you would have to buy drinks for everyone BUT these few ugly fools.


And if past events are any indication, thats gonna set you back a pretty penny.

[RhinoinMN]

i can't wait for the first annual "None of the above" event!

Good news for me, I guess.

[biggirl]

i can't wait for the first annual "None of the above" event!

I can't wait to meet you.

[RhinoinMN]

hahaha shut up! cunt!

DOUGIE!
:nono:

[Dougie Brootal]

DOUGIE!
:nono:

sorry, ive been really tense lately over this whole contest!

[JerseyRich]

Nude Pictures of the contestants would make this contest much easier to decide.

STEP UP!

[RhinoinMN]

I can't wait to meet you.

Next time we go to Texas on our way to meet Aggie.

[RhinoinMN]

Nude Pictures of the contestants would make this contest much easier to decide.

STEP UP!

We've already seen Dave.

[Dougie Brootal]

Nude Pictures of the contestants would make this contest much easier to decide.

STEP UP!

didnt you already vote?:wink:

[jessicaduh]

Next time we go to Texas on our way to meet Aggie.

arkansas isn't in texas!

[biggirl]

arkansas isn't in texas!

Yes....but....from MN Arkansas can be on the way to TX, we'd for sure go that way this time around.

[RhinoinMN]

arkansas isn't in texas!

Is it in Kansas? If so that is on the way.

[JerseyRich]

didnt you already vote?:wink:

Minor details...

[Aggie]

arkansas isn't in texas!

But Texarkana is!

[Jughead]

I leave for just a few weeks and this place turns in to a beauty pageant...Give me miss West Virgina:smile:

[RhinoinMN]

But Texarkana is!

It was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.

[Jughead]

It was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.

Sing it brother!!!

[~Katja~]

Next time we go to Texas on our way to meet Aggie.

arkansas isn't in texas!

Yes....but....from MN Arkansas can be on the way to TX, we'd for sure go that way this time around.

exactly... it's the perfect route... make sure to take pix for the women needed thread

http://i44.tinypic.com/2hwvpx.jpg

[epo]

I'm voting "None of the Above". It's our only real choice.

[RoseBlood]

Nude Pictures of the contestants would make this contest much easier to decide.

STEP UP!

You DO realize you just requested nude male pics?!?!?!

[JerseyRich]

You DO realize you just requested nude male pics?!?!?!

I'm well aware, yes.

[Furtherman]

It's a shame... I have all these extras just lyin' around.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hey, Im none of the above

I hereby declare myself the winner, now fetch my Crown

[Gvac]

I trounced the competition once again!

I'm the prettiest man on the internets!

Grovel at my feet you troglodytes!

[Gmann]

Your new board character is None Of The Above ???

[EddieMoscone]

Saddest day of my like was losing in the first round to you mongoloids.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Saddest day of my like was losing in the first round to you mongoloids.

if commish didn't win, then this poll is rigged. the fucking fix is in.