The Nerd Table

[hammersavage]

Is there really a nerd table where some of you hang out? Why haven't I been invited?

Am I too uncool even for the nerd table?

[Death Metal Moe]

Aww fuck this, I'm in high school again? No way I'm sitting HERE again.

[hammersavage]

We had a 'Senior Meeting Room' that was a small hallway offshoot from the lunchroom. It had a TV.

Seniors only!!!

[Foster]

I spent my lunch period in the library

[hammersavage]

There's an uprising brewing. No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends.

[KatPw]

I went out to lunch, got detention a lot for it.

[Kris10]

Hi, I'm here.

[Tall_James]

There was a bar that let us drink during school hours 3 blocks from our HS. I'd get shitfaced at lunch with the old timers and my buddies.

Forged a lot of sick notes that year.

[Foster]

I went out to lunch, got detention a lot for it.

did you smoke behind the dumpster too?

[KatPw]

did you smoke behind the dumpster too?

No, out in the open actually. Our teachers really didn't give a shit. A social studies teacher of mine used to bum cigarettes off us, and we had a gym teacher that let us smoke outside.

[hammersavage]

I went out to lunch, got detention a lot for it.

Honestly, I went out to lunch every single day my senior year. I'd get caught but I was such a good kid and played sports, no one ever really cared.

There was a bar that let us drink during school hours 3 blocks from our HS. I'd get shitfaced at lunch with the old timers and my buddies.

Forged a lot of sick notes that year.

I walked in on one of my coaches doing bumps in a bar bathroom about a year after I graduated. That was an awkward piss.

[underdog]

I think this is my home.

[hammersavage]

Welcome, brother. The cool thing about being at the nerd table is that chicks love nerds

[underdog]

Welcome, brother. The cool thing about being at the nerd table is that chicks love nerds

Sweet.

I have nothing funny or clever to add, I just wanted to acknowledge your post.

[Kris10]

Can we have beer here?

[underdog]

Can we have beer here?

God, I hope so.

[Kris10]

What about sex?

[underdog]

What about sex?

Yes, but it will probably be very awkward.

[mikeyboy]

...and quick.

[Kris10]

why awkward and quick?

[Hottub]

I gotta go, Stace.

[mikeyboy]

I reeaaally gotta go.

[K.C.]

Is there really a nerd table where some of you hang out?


Yes, it's called RonFez.net.

Now, quick, ban hammersavage. Make him sit all by himself (and by that, I mean post at SpreadTheIris).

[underdog]

...and quick.

No way. It will be awkward and go on for uncomfortably long.

[Kris10]

I don't know then...

I can't be where the sex is awkward

[underdog]

I don't know then...

I can't be where the sex is awkward

Somehow, I always end up where the sex is awkward.

[hammersavage]

Somehow, I always end up where the sex is awkward.

x2

[Kris10]

I'm so bored.. that's the only thing awkward right now

[hammersavage]

Let's go get shoved in a locker, liven it up around here.

[Kris10]

In 1 locker?

[jauble]

I had an office and a computer senior year. Wasn't a nerd per say but I have always been a douche.

[epo]

Let's go get shoved in a locker, liven it up around here.

I can't decide whether to give you a wedgie before I jam you into a locker.

[hammersavage]

You'd love to jam me in the locker room, you peerless fruit.

[Kris10]

I had an office and a computer senior year. Wasn't a nerd per say but I have always been a douche.

You had an office in school? Do tell!

[hammersavage]

Yea, go on showoff

[jauble]

You had an office in school? Do tell!

Well at my public school when you are elected in to represent the students cash they give you an office. I used this to my advantage and skipped most of the senior year.

[hammersavage]

Like treasurer?

[jauble]

Like treasurer?

Yeah I was that douche.

[Kris10]

We would have had fun in that office!

[hammersavage]

Yeah I was that douche.

I was class president for 4 years. So who's the douche?

Now go count my money!

[jauble]

I was class president for 4 years. So who's the douche?

Now go count my money!

Im sorry I dipped out for lunch. I'll let you know.

[boosterp]

I was a nerd that kind of fit in with each click. Now, I am a nerd that does not fit in and likes to dump empty beer cans in church parking lots.

[epo]

You'd love to jam me in the locker room, you peerless fruit.

Keep it up, nerd.

[mikeyboy]

Well at my public school when you are elected in to represent the students cash they give you an office. I used this to my advantage and skipped most of the senior year.

I bet you had a briefcase too.

[hammersavage]

Keep it up, nerd.

I'd give you the most wicked swirlie.

[jauble]

I bet you had a briefcase too.

Not quite, I did have one of those file cases.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Sorry, can't make it, got band practice.
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[khaxzan]

I piss in this thread.:thumbup: