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JustJon

Player Notes

May 22 After striking out in multiple tweet hookup situations, JustJon injured his twittering thumb in a fit of "tweet rage", the Houston Chronicle reports. After almost 7,000 tweets in such a short time, JustJon's value here at RonFez.net was limited to say the least. It is surely easy to see how he only surrounds himself with "inside" players and drops the ball on board events such as rf.net bar nights, site updates and site speed, softball games and some good old bar-b-q's.

Recommendation: Ronfez.net admin Mikeyboy has said in the past that JustJon is on the roster here at Ronfez.net for his own glory and not his participation, but it will be hard to keep JustJon on the squad if this streak keeps up.

[Justice4all]

Wow...just...........wow

[JerseyRich]

I had him and Fat_Sunny on my Fantasy team.


Too bad.

[Marc with a c]

just jon is a combination of present day david ortiz and shawn green.

[underdog]

Ouch.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

pick me if you want to pad your post stats, some leagues have maximum post limit though

[JerseyRich]

just jon is a combination of present day david ortiz and shawn green.

The problem with the present day David Ortiz comparison is that people still like him for what he's done in the past.

[Marc with a c]

The problem with the present day David Ortiz comparison is that people still like him for what he's done in the past.

fair enough.

jon is a combination of shawn green and jersey rich.

[JerseyRich]

fair enough.

jon is a combination of shawn green and jersey rich.

Better, closer, warmer.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Green pitched a few scoreless innings, why compare him to rich or jon


Heilman on the other Hand is Just Jon's long lost twin

[paulisded]

I only have women on my fantasy team.

[Marc with a c]

Green pitched a few scoreless innings, why compare him to rich or jon


Heilman on the other Hand is Just Jon's long lost twin

way to miss the jew joke jewie.

[RhinoinMN]

With Just Jon down, Carter's value went up. I'd get him now b4 the cat is out of the bag.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

way to miss the jew joke jewie.



Big Yamuke Rocks


Shawn Green the batter is Jewish

Sean Green the pitcher isn't


edit: wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_baseball_players) is never wrong

[Marc with a c]

hence the spelling b cups.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hence the spelling b cups.


you used to call me c cups im honored

and suck (was thinking current Met, since you are a fan)

The current scoreboard ( +2 Handicap)


Marc 2509
Hippo 2

[Marc with a c]

two? when did that happen?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

two? when did that happen?

notice the +2 handicap

[hammersavage]

Your wit compared to his is the handicap.

[Marc with a c]

i thought chins were being counted in the scoring.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Your wit compared to his is the handicap.


hey its Explaining the Obvious Guy

[ToiletCrusher]

"Twitter thumb" is no excuse for his lack of participation.

[WampusCrandle]

"Twitter thumb" is no excuse for his lack of participation.

legos is no excuse either .... ugh

[MisterSmith]

"Twitter thumb" is no excuse for his lack of participation.

Actually it is a viable excuse.

It is the same thumb he usually has up his ass when sitting around thinking about ronfez.net.

:laugh:

[drjoek]

Actually it is a viable excuse.

It is the same thumb he usually has up his ass when sitting around thinking about ronfez.net.

:laugh:

Justjon hasnt thought about ronfez.net in months