I'm being forced to watch a Kate & Jon + 8 marathon...

[thepaulo]

....and it's not pretty.

[HBox]

MAN UP.

[Foster]

no honeymooners or twilight zone marathons on?

[paulisded]

I saw five minutes of it for the first time today, and I just don't get why anybody could sit through it.

[mikeyboy]

I'm sorry to hear that your legs are broken, Paul.

[~Katja~]

....and it's not pretty.

and you said this broad is a good one. Take back that ring and run now, while you can!

[Death Metal Moe]

I saw 30 seconds of that show about 2 days ago. The kids and Jon were carving pumpkins and the wife just HAD to stop him and make him do something she thought was more important. She wouldn't let him finish what he was doing 1st, she wouldn't stop bothering him until he got up.

I wouldn't just date other women, I'd have to kill her too. She is the epitome of what every man hates about women. She embodies every negative aspect of the female species.

[thepaulo]

and you said this broad is a good one. Take back that ring and run now, while you can!

She is but in every life a little rain must fall.

[~Katja~]

She is but in every life a little rain must fall.

this sounds more like an f5

[BlackSpider]

The finger of god...

[led37zep]

I'm in the same boat...so I left the room and came to something even gayer.

Hi .net!:bye:

[~Katja~]

I'm in the same boat...so I left the room and came to something even gayer.

Hi .net!:bye:

don't forget to stop by in the sheet washing and folding thread

[beachbum]

There is still time to gouge your eyes out.

[Foster]

:ohmy:The finger of god...

[disneyspy]

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poor paulo

[~Katja~]

this sounds more like an f5

The finger of god...

:ohmy:

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[Lady Resin]

I had no idea who those two clowns were until Ope brought it up. Who gives a crap?

[ope]

I had no idea who those two clowns were until Ope brought it up. Who gives a crap?

How dare you blame me for that shit.

[Nothing Sound]

People at work tell me how they're "forced" to watch this and watch that.
I have no concept for such nonsense. Do these people not have more than one television?

[Death Metal Moe]

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poor paulo

Nice, a Rammstein pic.

[thepaulo]

People at work tell me how they're "forced" to watch this and watch that.
I have no concept for such nonsense. Do these people not have more than one television?

I usually force her to watch black and white movies,
so this is quid pro quo.

[Death Metal Moe]

I usually force her to watch black and white movies,
so this is quid pro quo.

Ya know, couples CAN spend time doing things on their own too. You don't have to live every moment together.

[thepaulo]

Ya know, couples CAN spend time doing things on their own too. You don't have to live every moment together.

If I can't take a little torture, then obviously I'm not ready for a relationship.

[~Katja~]

If I can't take a little torture, then obviously I'm not ready for a relationship.

No, by the time you HAVE to take torture you are ready for a divorce.

[thepaulo]

No, by the time you HAVE to take torture you are ready for a divorce.
I've been brainwashed....now I love the show....
It's the big season premiere....it's the big reveal.

[Tall_James]

I've been brainwashed....now I love the show....
It's the big season premiere....it's the big reveal.

She has a dick, right?

[IamFogHat]

Go in the other room ya fruit.

[Death Metal Moe]

I've been brainwashed....now I love the show....
It's the big season premiere....it's the big reveal.

SPOILER ALERT!
Jon is banging broads on the side.

[~Katja~]

I've been brainwashed....now I love the show....
It's the big season premiere....it's the big reveal.

all of the sudden I see how your last marriage came about and ended... for a while I did not understand but it's quite clear now.

[KatPw]

I've been brainwashed....now I love the show....
It's the big season premiere....it's the big reveal.

NOOOOOOO! Don't go towards the light!

[paulisded]

SPOILER ALERT!
Jon is banging broads on the side.

And she's banging the bodyguard.

[disneyspy]

NOOOOOOO! Don't go towards the light!

i see i'm not the only one watchin family guy on TBS tonight

[Death Metal Moe]

And she's banging the bodyguard.

And all the kids are just props.

[~Katja~]

And she's banging the bodyguard.

I really should look into getting a bodyguard

[paulisded]

I really should look into getting a bodyguard

Time to start lifting weights so I can apply for that position!

[Friday]

who... after already having twins... could be so selfish as to use More fertility drugs to get 'just one more'? the existence of this show makes me ill.

but her haircut offends me more.

and i LOVE how they are exploiting the well placed "scandal" for their season opener.
big ratings = big bucks! wheee

[Nothing Sound]

I just turned on TLC to check a bit of the show out.
The older one (Cara) isn't looking too bad at all. Definite potential.

http://livelylauren.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/goss2.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Hmmmmmm, a little creepy.

[~Katja~]

I just turned on TLC to check a bit of the show out.
The older one (Cara) isn't looking too bad at all. Definite potential.

http://livelylauren.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/goss2.jpg

maybe gvac should adopt her so he can be her Woody in about 12 years

[paulisded]

Hmmmmmm, a little creepy.

And also trying a bit too hard to appear creepy.

[Death Metal Moe]

maybe gvac should adopt her so he can be her Woody in about 12 years

$20 he can't wait that long.

[Kris10]

Cara is sweet! Maddy is the devil!

[thepaulo]

who... after already having twins... could be so selfish as to use More fertility drugs to get 'just one more'? the existence of this show makes me ill.

but her haircut offends me more.

and i LOVE how they are exploiting the well placed "scandal" for their season opener.
big ratings = big bucks! wheee

She took fertility drugs both times....OY!

[Nothing Sound]

And also trying a bit too hard to appear creepy.

If you only knew my friend. If you only knew.

[thepaulo]

I'm an emotional wreck....I'm going to bed.

[jauble]

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[Gerald]

I was at my parents' cabin for the holiday and I watched some of the marathon too. For a contrived reality show it's not that bad. The kids are cute. We had fun pointing out what a See You Next Tuesday Kate is as she trapped the testicles of her better half in her purse and imposed her OCDisms onto the kids.

I heard on the season premiere yesterday evening, Jon was whining about the indignities of life in the public spotlight after he pulled up to the house in his brand new sports car.

[thepaulo]

I was at my parents' cabin for the holiday and I watched some of the marathon too. For a contrived reality show it's not that bad. The kids are cute. We had fun pointing out what a See You Next Tuesday Kate is as she trapped the testicles of her better half in her purse and imposed her OCDisms onto the kids.

I heard on the season premiere yesterday evening, Jon was whining about the indignities of life in the public spotlight after he pulled up to the house in his brand new sports car.

Their pact with the devil is coming due.

[silks]

but her haircut offends me more.

Holy shit, I just want to shave her head....