The threatening thread!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll take your fucking eyes out!

[Death Metal Moe]

This will go smashingly!:thumbup::king::thumbup::king:

[drjoek]

I'll take your fucking eyes out!



What are you a latch hook?

[ToiletCrusher]

I anticipate a lock within the next 30 minutes.

[RhinoinMN]

I'll scrape your anal cavity and rub the remains in your eyes.

[ToiletCrusher]

What are you a latch hook?

You will be first to feel my wrath tooth doctor!

[IamFogHat]

*Edit* that won't be funny out of context.

[~Katja~]

I'll scrape your anal cavity and rub the remains in your eyes.

sorry to ruin the flow of the thread... but I missed Rhino and Biggirl this weekend... so glad you are back!

[DarkHippie]

I'll eat your nuts!

[drjoek]

You will be first to feel my wrath tooth doctor!



Bring it bag boy

[Death Metal Moe]

I'll eat ALL of this taylor ham! GODDAMN IT I'LL DO IT! DON'T FORCE MY HAND!!!

[SatCam]

Why I oughta..............

[ToiletCrusher]

Bring it bag boy

I'll put that bag over your head and suffocate you in front of your peers!

[IamFogHat]

I'm going to anally rape you in the anus.

I'm not good at this.

[Death Metal Moe]

*Edit* that won't be funny out of context.

TRY ME JERK OFF!!! I GOT YOUR CONTEXT RIGHT HERE!!

[TooLowBrow]

if this thread isnt closed shortly, i will post fez's home address

[Devo37]

where's Compliment-Guy when you need him?

[ToiletCrusher]

if this thread isnt closed shortly, i will post fez's home address

I'll post mine, asshat!

[IamFogHat]

I'll put that bag over your head and suffocate you in front of your peers!

:lol:You are a wordsmith sir.

[mikeyboy]

I'll stand by your mailbox, wait until the mail is delivered and then rip up your mail.

[Friday]

i will never go to the chat room again.
and twice on music days.
jerks.

[IamFogHat]

:lol:You are a wordsmith sir.

Oh, I mean, You're a fuckin' wordsmith you cocksucker.

Wait that's not a threat...

[PapaBear]

I fart in your general direction.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I'll deface your sig pic
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/mikeyboy2.jpghttp://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/yetanothernewmikeyboy2.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I'll break into your car and turn the volume on the radio all the way up so you get surprised when you turn the ignition.

[biggestmexi]

I'll scrape your anal cavity and rub the remains in your eyes.

with your penis you fag

[Gvac]

I'll be an internet tough guy and type threats I can't back up!

[Friday]

I'll be an internet tough guy and type threats I can't back up!

i have heard that about you!
admitting it is the first step!

yay! ... i mean... uh... ROAR!

[PapaBear]

I'll be an internet tough guy and type threats I can't back up!
I'll put super glue on your home row keys.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am going to wash your bed sheets but not dry them completely so when you go to bed that following night, you are in a damp bed.

[BlackSpider]

I.b.t.l....

[drjoek]

:lol:You are a wordsmith sir.



wordsmith?
I ll make him eat his words

[mikeyboy]

I'll make lemonparty your desktop image.

[ToiletCrusher]

wordsmith?
I ll make him eat his words

But from out of my ass!

[TooLowBrow]

im about to go post in the gvac appreciation thread

[drjoek]

I'll make lemonparty your desktop image.



I gonna host a lemonparty in your lobby.

[IamFogHat]

im about to go post in the gvac appreciation thread

You bastard.

[ToiletCrusher]

When I wake up tomorrow morning, I am going to poop on your driveway!

[TooLowBrow]

You bastard.

i cant really back that threat up

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to take you to eat at Bennigan's and tell the waitress to sing and bring you a cake when it isn't even your birthday.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I'll tell Westley to check out your profile.

[BlackSpider]

If this thread makes it to page 12,
I'll post a naked photo of myself...

[ToiletCrusher]

After you take me out for dinner, I will not say thank you.

[IamFogHat]

I'll tell Westley to check out your profile.

Sorry friend, I think you meant to post this in the inevitability thread.

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to take out all your DVDs and put them back in the wrong cases.

[RhinoinMN]

If this thread makes it to page 12,
I'll post a naked photo of myself...

I will make fun of said photo.

[SatCam]

I will order pizza to your house without your permission. I will pre-pay but it will be from Pizza Hut

[RhinoinMN]

I'm going to take out all your DVDs and put them back in the wrong cases.

I will tear the back page off of all or your post it notes

[RoseBlood]

If this thread makes it to page 12,
I'll post a naked photo of myself...

I'm going to ask Mikeyboy to make the default posts per page set to 5.

[drjoek]

I'm gonna keep posting sucky threats!

[Devo37]

i'll break into your house and rip out all of your drywall and relace it with toxic Chinese-made drywall, then i'll plaster and re-paint the walls with high-VOC paint.

[TooLowBrow]

im looking forward to voting palin

[mikeyboy]

I will tell the Jehovah's Witnesses that you have a great interest in learning about their religion.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm gonna put teeth marks in all of your pencils.

[BlackSpider]

I'm gonna put teeth marks in all of your penises.



Okay. You win...

[TooLowBrow]

I'm gonna put teeth marks in all of your pencils.

im already putting said pencils up my ass. bite these!

[RhinoinMN]

I swear I will piss on your toilet paper rolls.

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to load up your iPod with KidzBop volumes 1 - 18.

[ToiletCrusher]

I will double dip my chip in your dip.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'll make lemonparty your desktop image.

I'm one step ahead of you.

http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/lemonparty.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm going to take out all your DVDs and put them back in the wrong cases.

Wow, you're bad at this.

My DVD collection is a bunch of DVD-R's in white CD envelopes with names written on with permanent marker.

NEXT!

[mikeyboy]

On Halloween, I will put a sign outside your house that says "No candy. Suck it, you faggoty kids"

[Death Metal Moe]

I will tell the Jehovah's Witnesses that you have a great interest in learning about their religion.

They haven't come back to my house since my last "run in" with them.

Come on Mikeyboy, THREATEN ME FOR REAL!!

[Devo37]

i'll stick a banana in your tail pipe.

[Death Metal Moe]

On Halloween, I will put a sign outside your house that says "No candy. Suck it, you faggoty kids"

And then I get to keep all the candy? This isn't a threat, it's a favor!

[BlackSpider]

On Halloween, I will put a sign outside your house that says "No candy. Suck it, you faggoty kids"

I want one of those also...

[mikeyboy]

i'll stick a banana in your tail pipe.



I'm not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm going to load up your iPod with KidzBop volumes 1 - 18.

.........you monster!

Now THAT is fucking scary!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I'll start posting cat pics...

[WampusCrandle]

I'm going to internet rape you!

[Death Metal Moe]

http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_sommer/2008_1015_nocandy.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I just P.M.'d Flea_man to come join the fun...

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm going to threaten you until you get scared.

[Gvac]

I'll make you fuckers debate epo and Mojo in the Politics forum!

[Friday]

i am going to yell until you agree to make a ridiculous amount of babies with me!!

waa waa waa!!!

[mikeyboy]

I just P.M.'d Flea_man to come join the fun...

You dirty bastard.

[Tall_James]

I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I'll make you have to go through a bunch of "turn on stern" splash pages before I let you get to where you want to go.

[bobrobot]

I'll paint yer portrait and hang it in a truckstop restroom...

between the urinals...

& I'll cut a hole in it where yer mouth is!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/FzPtg500Px-1.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Somewhere between two and 4 weeks from now, I am going to turn on an electronic rape whistle and throw through your living room window.

[SatCam]

Im going to unplug the clocks in your house so you'll have to reset the them

[BlackSpider]

I was hoping this thread would run out of steam...

[MC Pee Pants]

I'll steal your teeth and pawn your caps. Im alittle late to the party....thread dead.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm going to get the "best of sirius."

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to hack your account, log in, and mess with your movie queue so the Netflix computer thinks you're gay.

[IamFogHat]

I'm going to get the "best of sirius."

I'm going to listen to Howie.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm going to hack your account, log in, and mess with your movie queue so the Netflix computer thinks you're gay.

While you're at it, kill off my board characters.

[mikeyboy]

While you're at it, kill off my board characters.

even Gvac?

[Devo37]

i'll hang you on a meat hook and use an electric carving knife to slowly slice away your skin and muscle until you die of shock or blood loss.

[disneyspy]

i set up site such as this

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to tell BDC that you're really a hot chick.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

i set up site such as this
I'll "upgrade" said site to 2.0 Blueberry

[IamFogHat]

I will stop drinking!

(That one's directed at me)

[WampusCrandle]

I'm going to kill all your children and use them as slippers! I will find all single mothers and make them just single! I will make minorities more scary to rich, white republicans! I will get rid of Mexico and Puerto Rico!

....wait, is this the "To-Do List" thread?

[ToiletCrusher]

even Gvac?

especially Gvac.

[dino_electropolis]

I'll sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.....


- Method Man

[IamFogHat]

I'll sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.....


- Method Man

Yes, and the fuckin' spiked baseball bat, we get it you hipster.
And this is coming from a man with a pretentious Wu-Tang sig pic.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll put you in a station wagon with MikeyD.

[mikeyboy]

I'll receive a gift from you and not send a thank you note.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm gonna pour concrete in your pussy so you can't queef!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll send you a thank you note but not sign it so you don't know who it's from.

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to call you derogatory names after I hang up the phone with you.

[WampusCrandle]

You all guzzle cum.

[HBox]

I'll take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.

[disneyspy]

i'm going to call the show using your boardname and tell fez how his cum taste

[mikeyboy]

I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

I'll take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.

I will point out that you didn't read the whole thread.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I'm gonna plant a landmine infront of your dog's doggie door. That'll learn him.

[ToiletCrusher]

I will PM a mod and/or admin and have this thread locked for its offensiveness.

[HBox]

I will point out that you didn't read the whole thread.

How could I go back and read 100 posts full of threats? I'd get ascared.

[bobrobot]

You all guzzle cum.

That's an insult, NOT a threat...

I'm gonna poke a tiny hole in yer neck w/ a pin & jump up & down on yer chest til all the blood squirts out, which will take a REALLY LONG TIME, for that!!!

https://deltachirosupply.com/documents/product_full_542.jpg

[Devo37]

i'll wait outside of Carvel while you order a milkshake. when you come out, i'll hit you in the head with a sock full of nickels. then I'LL DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I'm gonna bang all of your white daughters.


WIN!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

That's an insult, NOT a threat...

I'm gonna poke a tiny hole in yer neck w/ a pin & jump up & down on yer chest til all the blood squirts out, which will take a REALLY LONG TIME, for that!!!

https://deltachirosupply.com/documents/product_full_542.jpg

touche! I am threatening to make you into my personal toilet.

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to replace all of the good beer in your fridge with Keystone Light.

[HBox]

I'm gonna go to your Memorial Day BBQ and bring sugar free cookies.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll receive a gift from you and not send a thank you note.

I'll find you a date on an Elton John message board.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I am going to make you eat your mud bugs with cocktail sauce.

[BlackSpider]

I'll find you a date on a Ron and Fez messageboard...

[mikeyboy]

I'll find you a date on an Elton John message board.

I'll have Chaka Khan fuck up your wedding

[~Katja~]

I'll find you a date on a Ron and Fez messageboard...

scary thought

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I'll have Chaka Khan fuck up your wedding
I see someone else is listening to channel 44 (swear to god it was playing just as you posted)
... some might consider that a threat

[Coach]

Mojopin and his smug responses needs to take a long walk off a short pier.

[mikeyboy]

Mojopin and his smug responses needs to take a long walk off a short pier.

You might not be getting this thread.

[BlackSpider]

Lock it...

[Death Metal Moe]

I'll post a webcam shot from where I'm using my netbook from right now!

[mikeyboy]

I'll tell you what happens on shows you have DVRed but haven't watched yet.

[~Katja~]

I'll post nudes
























of Susan Boyle

[WampusCrandle]

I'll tell you what happens on shows you have DVRed but haven't watched yet.

oh God, don't tell me what happens on Murder She Wrote - I would be devastated!

[jauble]

I'll post nudes






















of Susan Boyle



I triple dog dare you.

[bobrobot]

I'll wait til yer asleep...

fill yer mouth w/ water...

& drop in 1 of those novelty expanding sponge capsules!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/spngeCapsule.jpg

or maybe MORE than 1!!!

[TooLowBrow]

oh God, don't tell me what happens on Murder She Wrote - I would be devastated!

angela uncovers a real life plot of mystery and murder

[jauble]

angela uncovers a real life plot of mystery and murder

I will destroy you, for wampus.

[WampusCrandle]

angela uncovers a real life plot of mystery and murder

I will make you clean my tears!

[west milly Tom]

Your mother was a hamster and your father wreaked of elderberries

[jauble]

Your mother was a hamster and your father wreaked of elderberries

you better watch my general direction

[bobrobot]

I will drink toilet water & vomit on yer oldest living, most beloved relative!!!

http://cache.consumerist.com/consumer/images/toilet%20snorkel.GIF

It looks more complicated than it actually is...

[jauble]

I will drink toilet water & vomit on yer oldest living, most beloved relative!!!

http://cache.consumerist.com/consumer/images/toilet%20snorkel.GIF

I will cut strings

[Coach]

I'll wet willie you all for farting in your sleep!

[jennysmurf]

I'm calling Mom!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll have Chaka Khan fuck up your wedding

I'll make you sit outside your daughter's hip hop classes... for ETERNITY.

[KingGeno]

I'm a let you pass without kicking you're ass
Because I'm above it you hurt someone I love
It takes two to make a thing go right and that's trite
But one just to sneak and weasel through the night
If you hurt her again I'll fuck you up
If you hurt her again I'll fuck you up, fuck you up
If you hurt her again I'll fuck you up
If you hurt her again I'll fuck you up, fuck you up

[TooLowBrow]

I will drink toilet water & vomit on yer oldest living, most beloved relative!!!

http://cache.consumerist.com/consumer/images/toilet%20snorkel.GIF

It looks more complicated than it actually is...

i own that

its in case theres a gas attack.

with it i can breathe safe

[bobrobot]

I will let what happens in Vegas, get out of Vegas!!!

http://chitika.com/crm/lasvegasimage.JPG
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/3065369750_436e6df3d7.jpg

[jauble]

I will let what happens in Vegas, get out of Vegas!!!

http://chitika.com/crm/lasvegasimage.JPG

Can we make a gentleman's agreement?

[mikeyboy]

I'm calling Mom!

DON'T YOU CALL MOM!

[bobrobot]

Can we make a gentleman's agreement?

Sure, who's the gentleman?

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/football/jets/blog/simpsons_handshake.jpg

[jauble]

Sure, who's the gentleman?

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/football/jets/blog/simpsons_handshake.jpg

Carter?

[TjM]

I'll make you watch John and Kate for 2 straight days

[ToiletCrusher]

I will mail order you some Omaha steaks.

[RhinoinMN]

I will make you smell white flowers.

[ToiletCrusher]

I will make you smell white flowers.

You monster!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I will grind your thread to a halt with my posts!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm gonna kick disneyspy in the nuts.

From some stupid thread.

[disneyspy]

From some stupid thread.

it was a typo,he meant to say lick my nuts

[King Hippos Bandaid]

how did I miss this thread


Ill force you all to watch mid 90s CBS Comedies if you act out

[Furtherman]

I will send you a Chuckwagon-Fez Turkey Trot postcard picture day after day, year after year, until your eyes bleed glucose.

[Furtherman]

I will hire Jezo as your campaign manager.

[disneyspy]

i will wrap you in bacon and give king hippos your home address

[ANC]

I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. And it looks like we're out of......oh wait never mind, dude made a beer run! :thumbup:

[SPAMMY]

www.Iwillrapekillandfuckyoureyesockets.com

[JohnCharles]

I will kick all of you in the shins.

[JohnCharles]

I'll make you pay to get whether or not you want to drink.

[biggestmexi]

nedd a threadening thread