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falcon95
05-27-2009, 09:59 AM
Im in love:wub::wub:

paulisded
05-27-2009, 10:00 AM
Finally, we agree on something.

Hottub
05-27-2009, 10:04 AM
Sorry bud. The tournement ended yesterday.

Creep.

JerseyRich
05-27-2009, 10:07 AM
I find her accent quite attractive.

hammersavage
05-27-2009, 10:07 AM
I've seen some hot shit in my time.

Death Metal Moe
05-27-2009, 10:08 AM
Yea, but we don't make a big deal about it.

Jesus man, play it cool for once.

nate1000
05-27-2009, 10:11 AM
:popcorn:

falcon95
05-27-2009, 10:12 AM
Yea, but we don't make a big deal about it.

Jesus man, play it cool for once.

just a fun question you dont have to pick apart every fucking thing i post:furious:

Gvac
05-27-2009, 10:13 AM
It's you.

disneyspy
05-27-2009, 10:14 AM
It's you.

you've seen falcon? is he really as hot as shit?

Death Metal Moe
05-27-2009, 10:14 AM
just a fun question you dont have to pick apart every fucking thing i post:furious:

But that's where you're wrong. I DO have to, I've been given the official job of "falcon95 Parade Pisser Oner." Email Ronnie about it, he told me I had to.

NateCantDance
05-27-2009, 10:14 AM
Write her a poem. Chicks love poems.

mikeyboy
05-27-2009, 10:20 AM
But that's where you're wrong. I DO have to, I've been given the official job of "falcon95 Parade Pisser Oner." Email Ronnie about it, he told me I had to.

It's totally official.

grlNIN
05-27-2009, 10:21 AM
It's totally official.

You should change his name to avoid further confusion about the matter.

Furtherman
05-27-2009, 10:22 AM
Is it me or is katja hot as shit

Yea, you wanna fight about it?

RoseBlood
05-27-2009, 10:24 AM
Who in his right mind would vote no? :unsure::furious:

falcon95 stinks and anyone named falcon sucks. no joke!

hammersavage
05-27-2009, 10:26 AM
Who in his right mind would vote no? :unsure::furious:

Ummm.....I can name one

It's you.

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 10:28 AM
<font color="deeppink"> i dunno about yall but actually in girl love with her...soooo....:wub::wub::wub:

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 10:31 AM
Need in person meeting to confirm.

Dude!
05-27-2009, 10:31 AM
Write her a poem. Chicks love poems.

i wrote a love poem
for falcon to woo her with:


falcon's in love with a fräulein named katja
she excels at the game known as 'gotcha'
she's not unattractive
she's always proactive
a jew-hating german always refuses the latka

TheGameHHH
05-27-2009, 10:33 AM
She's aces

And I'd totally do her

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 10:51 AM
i wrote a love poem
for falcon to woo her with:


falcon's in love with a fräulein named katja
she excels at the game known as 'gotcha'
she's not unattractive
she's always proactive
a jew-hating german always refuses the latka


this is so wrong... I LOVE latkes...

Aggie
05-27-2009, 10:55 AM
She's aces

And I'd totally do her

x2

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 10:56 AM
Yeah, she's good looking. You know what makes her better looking?











A picture of me standing next to her.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/rhinokatja-1.jpg?t=1243450586

styckx
05-27-2009, 10:56 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/styckx/mantown.jpg

#1Fanof#1FanofESD
05-27-2009, 10:59 AM
Im in love:wub::wub:

Worst board character ever. And that's coming from me.

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 11:02 AM
Worst board character ever. And that's coming from me.

you should sign in with a few more of your characters to even out that poll

Jujubees2
05-27-2009, 11:02 AM
She's aces

And I'd totally do her

You, my friend, are a Neanderthal. Katja is a beautiful human being, not some piece of meat.

I would arrive at her house with a large bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates and would have already made arrangements for a babysitter. After commenting on how beautiful she looks, we would then head out to a romantic, candle lit dinner at an idealistic restaurant. We would exchange pleasantries while enjoying each other’s company. After dinner, we'd stroll under light of the moon, holding hands and gazing at the stars, talking about all our hopes and dreams. When the night was through, I would return her to her home, giving her a warm embrace and perhaps, a peck on the cheek, and thank her for such a wonderful night.

Then I'd totally do her!

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 11:08 AM
You, my friend, are a Neanderthal. Katja is a beautiful human being, not some piece of meat.

I would arrive at her house with a large bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates and would have already made arrangements for a babysitter. After commenting on how beautiful she looks, we would then head out to a romantic, candle lit dinner at an idealistic restaurant. We would exchange pleasantries while enjoying each other’s company. After dinner, we'd stroll under light of the moon, holding hands and gazing at the stars, talking about all our hopes and dreams. When the night was through, I would return her to her home, giving her a warm embrace and perhaps, a peck on the cheek, and thank her for such a wonderful night.

Then I'd totally do her!

This is why I never get laid... they never come back for the second part

RoseBlood
05-27-2009, 11:25 AM
This is why I never get laid... they never come back for the second part
I'll trade you the first part for the second part, but I don't have the second part to offer you so I guess we are both out of luck. :sad:

instrument
05-27-2009, 11:27 AM
i think she posted a pic of her son with a much cooler rocking horse then mine......

so i'm uncertain..

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 11:27 AM
A quick side note:

Describing a woman being hot as "shit" isn't really a good thing to be compared to.

carry on.

RoseBlood
05-27-2009, 11:29 AM
A quick side note:

Describing a woman being hot as "shit" isn't really a good thing to be compared to.

carry on.

You've never really taken a good shit then have you? Cause that's a pretty good feeling. :flush:

topless_mike
05-27-2009, 11:30 AM
she's a hottie.
but her personality is what makes her uber-sexy.

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 11:30 AM
A quick side note:

Describing a woman being hot as "shit" isn't really a good thing to be compared to.

carry on.

<font color="deeppink"> i have to defend falcon on this one.....have u ever shit you pants? bc until u do, you will not be able to comprehend its heat, and its ability to stay hot for a long period of time

i think his comparison is sayin is she is super hot and will remain as such forever....and im sorry i agree!

topless_mike
05-27-2009, 11:30 AM
You've never really taken a good shit then have you? Cause that's a pretty good feeling. :flush:

NICE

RoseBlood
05-27-2009, 11:31 AM
Let's stop defiling Katja's hot thread with talk of flaming shit.

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 11:31 AM
You've never really taken a good shit then have you? Cause that's a pretty good feeling. :flush:

I agree, but the thread isn't called "Katja feels as good as shit" now is it.

I was speaking solely on appearance.

JerseyRich
05-27-2009, 11:32 AM
You, my friend, are a Neanderthal. Katja is a beautiful human being, not some piece of meat.

I would arrive at her house with a large bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates and would have already made arrangements for a babysitter. After commenting on how beautiful she looks, we would then head out to a romantic, candle lit dinner at an idealistic restaurant. We would exchange pleasantries while enjoying each other’s company. After dinner, we'd stroll under light of the moon, holding hands and gazing at the stars, talking about all our hopes and dreams. When the night was through, I would return her to her home, giving her a warm embrace and perhaps, a peck on the cheek, and thank her for such a wonderful night.

Then I'd totally do her!

You should really write for Penthouse Forum.

Jujubees2
05-27-2009, 11:32 AM
This is why I never get laid... they never come back for the second part

Oh, if I were younger... and single....

RoseBlood
05-27-2009, 11:32 AM
I agree, but the thread isn't called "Katja feels as good as shit" now is it.

I was speaking solely on appearance.
Shit is warm and soft.. maybe she does feel like shit. :wub:

King Hippos Bandaid
05-27-2009, 11:33 AM
any straight male would vote yes


and yes I voted yes

RoseBlood
05-27-2009, 11:33 AM
You should really write for Penthouse Forum.
You're their number one subscriber.. you jus took notes from juju's post didn't ya?

JerseyRich
05-27-2009, 11:35 AM
You're their number one subscriber.. you jus took notes from juju's post didn't ya?


His date sounds super corny and cliche...

But yes, I took notes.

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 11:35 AM
Shit is warm and soft.. maybe she does feel like shit. :wub:

I agree with you yet again, but that is not what this thread says!

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 11:35 AM
Shit is warm and soft.. maybe she does feel like shit. :wub:

Not the one I had today. Warm, yes but liquidy.

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 11:37 AM
Not the one I had today. Warm, yes but liquidy.

<font color="deeppink"> like the avatar too bad its blurry or i might have had an urge to make a tc is hot as shit thread

:devil2:

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 11:38 AM
<font color="deeppink"> like the avatar too bad its blurry or i might have had an urge to make a tc is hot as shit thread

:devil2:


It's all a part of my mystique.

JerseyRich
05-27-2009, 11:39 AM
like the avatar too bad its blurry or i might have had an urge to make a tc is hot as shit thread

:devil2:

He lives in Buffalo...it's impossible.

Gvac
05-27-2009, 11:39 AM
Is it me or is starting a poll about another member in bad taste?

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 11:40 AM
He lives in Buffalo...it's impossible.
[/COLOR]

<font color="deeppink"> good point ...unless of course he is hung like one....


still i dont think he is as hot as Katja...i havent showered since hugging her bc i want her skin residue on me

Jujubees2
05-27-2009, 11:43 AM
Is it me or is starting a poll about another member in bad taste?

I agree it's usually in bad taste but in this instance, it's just you.

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 11:43 AM
He lives in Buffalo...it's impossible.
[/COLOR]

That's it. I'm stepping up!

<font color="deeppink"> good point ...unless of course he is hung like one....


:wink:

Gvac
05-27-2009, 11:45 AM
I agree it's usually in bad taste but in this instance, it's just you.

I just try to put myself in the other person's shoes.

I don't know if you'd be comfortable with a bunch of other people judging you, would you?

Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't.

I just don't think it's fair to assume.

That's all I'm saying.

Jujubees2
05-27-2009, 11:48 AM
I just try to put myself in the other person's shoes.

I don't know if you'd be comfortable with a bunch of other people judging you, would you?

Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't.

I just don't think it's fair to assume.

That's all I'm saying.

I was just funnin'

I assumed since she posted in this thread that Katja is okay with it.

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 11:51 AM
Ok, you guys have swayed me. Congrats Kat! You're the Shit!

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
i think she posted a pic of her son with a much cooler rocking horse then mine......

so i'm uncertain..

it wasn't his horse though... maybe that can sway your vote

she's a hottie.
but her personality is what makes her uber-sexy.
:wub:


You should really write for Penthouse Forum.
more like Readers Digest...



and no worries gvac, I am not offended or anything, it's cool... even though the poll is not public :)
It's not like the thread is serious and just like in real life some people like ya and some don't
It's all good.

drjoek
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
Yeah, she's good looking. You know what makes her better looking?


A picture of me standing next to her.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/rhinokatja-1.jpg?t=1243450586

GET YOUR OWN GIMMICK

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg[/

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
I just try to put myself in the other person's shoes.

I don't know if you'd be comfortable with a bunch of other people judging you, would you?

Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't.

I just don't think it's fair to assume.

That's all I'm saying.

You bring up a good point. If someone wants to be judged they should be able to post a thread about themselves without being ridiculed as being a post whore.

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 11:54 AM
Ok, you guys have swayed me. Congrats Kat! You're the Shit!
woohoooo ... does that mean I can no longer shower to upkeep the smells with that status?
Cause that would really be sad...

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 11:55 AM
GET YOUR OWN GIMMICK

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg[/

I think his wife already ordered the pillow case

topless_mike
05-27-2009, 12:03 PM
A picture of me standing next to her.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/rhinokatja-1.jpg?t=1243450586

GET YOUR OWN GIMMICK

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg[/

meh.
old hat
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=15

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 12:04 PM
woohoooo ... does that mean I can no longer shower to upkeep the smells with that status?
Cause that would really be sad...

Don't ask me! Ask your peers who lobbied!

snowman95
05-27-2009, 12:04 PM
Im in love:wub::wub:

I saw her first amigo. How's about a trip down to Mexico together?

JerseyRich
05-27-2009, 12:07 PM
2006 Rich was such a terrible dresser.

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 12:09 PM
2006 Rich was such a terrible dresser.

did switching to white plaid short sleeve shirts remedy that?

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 12:09 PM
2006 Rich was such a terrible dresser.

What's wrong with the plaid?

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 12:10 PM
2006 Rich was such a terrible dresser.
orange makes your head look bigger

NateCantDance
05-27-2009, 12:12 PM
What's wrong with the plaid?

Nothing, if you're a lumberjack.

Jujubees2
05-27-2009, 12:28 PM
orange makes your head look bigger

Isn't that the whole idea?????????????

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 12:28 PM
2006 Rich was such a terrible dresser.

<font color="deeppink"> you totally wore the jersey the other day....we still laugh at it....

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 12:36 PM
you totally wore the jersey the other day....we still laugh at it....

you laugh at the shirt or at him?

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 12:45 PM
you laugh at the shirt or at him?
[/COLOR]

<font color="deeppink"> well i was laughing at the shirt...but now that i think of it, he is kinda ridiculous

Crispy123
05-27-2009, 12:48 PM
Don't ask me! Ask your peers who lobbied!

Whats with all the shit & pee talk?

Anyhoo, The Aryan thing is definitely working for me.
(so is all the shit & pee talk)

sr71blackbird
05-27-2009, 12:54 PM
Her hotness is boundless. Best ever!!

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 12:55 PM
<font color="deeppink"> there are at least 8 board characters i am gonna kick the asses of....and since i dont know whose they are im going to have to kick all your asses

Aggie
05-27-2009, 12:58 PM
<font color="deeppink"> there are at least 8 board characters i am gonna kick the asses of....and since i dont know whose they are im going to have to kick all your asses

We can tag team 'em!

topless_mike
05-27-2009, 12:59 PM
We can tag team 'em!

:huh:

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 12:59 PM
loving the tags... "Pa is too far" see... that's what gets in the way of true love these days... distance

NateCantDance
05-27-2009, 12:59 PM
Well lets get started.

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 12:59 PM
We can tag team 'em!

<font color="deeppink"> can we wear pink wrestling uniforms....they can have snake skin print on them if u want....

Aggie
05-27-2009, 01:02 PM
<font color="deeppink"> can we wear pink wrestling uniforms....they can have snake skin print on them if u want....

You know me so well. Who wouldn't want pink snakeskin? I don't want to meet those people.

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 01:03 PM
<font color="deeppink"> can we wear pink wrestling uniforms....they can have snake skin print on them if u want....

1 in pink and 1 in purple just to piss sr71 off.

disneyspy
05-27-2009, 01:08 PM
loving the tags... "Pa is too far" see... that's what gets in the way of true love these days... distance

ya sucks for me too,but you have falcon now so ill just slowly and quietly leave

RhinoinMN
05-27-2009, 01:15 PM
ya sucks for me too,but you have falcon now so ill just slowly and quietly leave

hahahahhahaha! You got pwned by falcon95!

hahahahahaha!

disneyspy
05-27-2009, 01:28 PM
hahahahhahaha! You got pwned by falcon95!

hahahahahaha!

dude i've been gettin pwned all day,kinda sucks

Contra
05-27-2009, 01:32 PM
She's my favorite MILF

biggestmexi
05-27-2009, 01:34 PM
for a cougar

KEITHJAY
05-27-2009, 01:38 PM
Hell yah and she's not just wait by the Keg hot either,the lady is 7pm hot:smoke:

zildjian361
05-27-2009, 02:26 PM
Kat you know how ifeel about you,no pun intended:wub:

TjM
05-27-2009, 02:28 PM
Someone voted no? :huh:

TomS59
05-27-2009, 02:28 PM
I am not typically one to judge, but how do you even know what she looks like? are there pictures?

zildjian361
05-27-2009, 02:32 PM
I am not typically one to judge, but how do you even know what she looks like? are there pictures?

Hottub show the pics from Tommys foxes:smoke::drunk:

biggirl
05-27-2009, 02:34 PM
she's ok I guess.....she smells good though

PerryWinkle
05-27-2009, 02:39 PM
for a cougar

cougar? she might not like that too much:nono:

Hottub
05-27-2009, 02:47 PM
Hottub show the pics from Tommys foxes:smoke::drunk:

A picture REALLY is worth a thousand words.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3343/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_260443_4963994.jpg

mikeyboy
05-27-2009, 02:49 PM
A picture REALLY is worth a thousand words.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3343/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_260443_4963994.jpg

I saw the same look on Earl's face when zildjian was trying to take a picture with him. :)

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 03:01 PM
<font color="deeppink"> there are at least 8 board characters i am gonna kick the asses of....and since i dont know whose they are im going to have to kick all your asses

Bring it on, Carolina!

Hottub
05-27-2009, 03:07 PM
I saw the same look on Earl's face when zildjian was trying to take a picture with him. :)

http://distractible.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/psycho-shower-scream.jpg

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/086/003633_4.jpg

zildjian361
05-27-2009, 03:07 PM
I saw the same look on Earl's face when zildjian was trying to take a picture with him. :)

thanks Johnny, MikeyBoy at least i didn't rub Earls Ass:laugh:

TomS59
05-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Even though it seems she has on a silly face in the picture. She looks like an attractive young lady. I am a little shocked at the age difference of her and her boyfriend. I was not going to mention it but I think I should, this young lady is far to beautiful to think she needs to show so much skin to get attention. She should know her body is a temple and she is beautiful without needed to try to get attention by wearing those spaghetti strings.

britneypablo
05-27-2009, 03:13 PM
Bring it on, Carolina!

<font color="deeppink"> apparently you are unaware....

biozombie
05-27-2009, 03:21 PM
It's hard to tell, I can't see through the gallons of nerd drool.

Dash77
05-27-2009, 03:28 PM
Yes and she brings hot friends to parties....

zildjian361
05-27-2009, 03:31 PM
Even though it seems she has on a silly face in the picture. She looks like an attractive young lady. I am a little shocked at the age difference of her and her boyfriend. I was not going to mention it but I think I should, this young lady is far to beautiful to think she needs to show so much skin to get attention. She should know her body is a temple and she is beautiful without needed to try to get attention by wearing those spaghetti strings.

Boyfriend shit she's my cousin and were only 5 years apart.:lol:

TomS59
05-27-2009, 03:33 PM
Boyfriend shit she's my cousin and were only 5 years apart.:lol:

Something tells me your joking. But I was just mentioning it because she looks about 23...and I am not one to judge but zildjan are u really 28?

Foster
05-27-2009, 03:37 PM
I'm the first one to say I take horrible pictures, but this one I'm truly proud of.

Mikeyboy that old rat has been on the front much too long now, I demand you replace it

with this picture of our loverly ~Katja~

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3343/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_260443_4963994.jpg

zildjian361
05-27-2009, 03:41 PM
Something tells me your joking. But I was just mentioning it because she looks about 23...and I am not one to judge but zildjan are u really 28?

#1 never ask or say how old you think a wowan is. #2 no how old do i look?

PerryWinkle
05-27-2009, 03:41 PM
Something tells me your joking. But I was just mentioning it because she looks about 23...and I am not one to judge but zildjan are u really 28?

good one...23 :tongue:

TomS59
05-27-2009, 03:42 PM
#1 never ask or say how old you think a wowan is. #2 no how old do i look?

maybe around 39?

BlackSpider
05-27-2009, 03:46 PM
<font color="deeppink"> there are at least 8 board characters i am gonna kick the asses of....and since i dont know whose they are im going to have to kick all your asses

We can tag team 'em!

I admit it. It was all me...

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 03:50 PM
she's ok I guess.....she smells good though
Intrusion- Rhyno; take notes!

Even though it seems she has on a silly face in the picture. She looks like an attractive young lady. I am a little shocked at the age difference of her and her boyfriend. I was not going to mention it but I think I should, this young lady is far to beautiful to think she needs to show so much skin to get attention. She should know her body is a temple and she is beautiful without needed to try to get attention by wearing those spaghetti strings.
it was hot that day...

Yes and she brings hot friends to parties....
they are quite nice, right?

I'm the first one to say I take horrible pictures, but this one I'm truly proud of.

Mikeyboy that old rat has been on the front much too long now, I demand you replace it

with this picture of our loverly ~Katja~

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3343/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_260443_4963994.jpg
isn't that the same? I am confused.

cougarjake13
05-27-2009, 03:54 PM
yes absolutely



anyone who voted no is blind or retarded , possibly both

Foster
05-27-2009, 03:54 PM
isn't that the same? I am confused.

guess I should have at least glanced at the previous pages

BlackSpider
05-27-2009, 03:57 PM
Yeah, she's good looking. You know what makes her better looking?











A picture of Spider sitting next to her.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/SpiderKat.jpg




Thanks Buddy...

~Katja~
05-27-2009, 03:58 PM
Thanks Buddy...
haha, the reflection from your head provided some nice fill lights for fosters blackberry

ToiletCrusher
05-27-2009, 03:59 PM
<font color="deeppink"> apparently you are unaware....

underwear?

Foster
05-27-2009, 04:00 PM
haha, the reflection from your head provided some nice fill lights for fosters blackberry

yeah, thats what I was going for :unsure:

zildjian361
05-27-2009, 04:00 PM
maybe around 39?

40 so i lied about the cousin thing, she's my ex:ohmy:just kidding a good RON FEZ .NET FREIND.

sr71blackbird
05-27-2009, 06:24 PM
Why does this thread get bumped in favor of a cock docking thread??

styckx
05-27-2009, 06:29 PM
Why does this thread get bumped in favor of a cock docking thread??

Cause people have low standards

santino
05-27-2009, 06:31 PM
she gets my vote. britneypablo too