Am I hot as shit?

[RhinoinMN]

Gvac brought up a good point being that people shouldn't be subject to judgment without their consent.

I brought it upon myself to post this thread with the purpose of not making it awkward for the masses that wanted to so.

Am I hot as shit?

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[Jujubees2]

No, the Rock Band drum set in the background makes you not hot.

[topless_mike]

that god-awful fingering of an Am (A-Minor) plus no pick makes this pretty bad.

[paulisded]

It's official - this board has become FBA.

[ToiletCrusher]

handsome - yes.

for a guy to call another guy hot, might be a little gay.





































you're hot.

[topless_mike]

i've heard it before somewhere...


YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE...

[~Katja~]

It's official - this board has become FBA.

yet note that the mantown threads are not started by former fba members... I guess it's just a natural side effect of a message board

[Hottub]

Rhinois a beautiful human being, not some piece of meat.

I would arrive at his house with a large bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates and would have already made arrangements for a babysitter. After commenting on how beautiful he looks, we would then head out to a romantic, candle lit dinner at an idealistic restaurant. We would exchange pleasantries while enjoying each other’s company. After dinner, we'd stroll under light of the moon, holding hands and gazing at the stars, talking about all our hopes and dreams. When the night was through, I would return him to his home, giving him a warm embrace and perhaps, a peck on the cheek, and thank him for such a wonderful night.

Then I'd totally do him!

[RhinoinMN]

that god-awful fingering of an Am (A-Minor) plus no pick makes this pretty bad.

I have long fingers!

[topless_mike]

Rhinois a beautiful human being, not some piece of meat.

I would arrive at his house with a large bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates and would have already made arrangements for a babysitter. After commenting on how beautiful he looks, we would then head out to a romantic, candle lit dinner at an idealistic restaurant. We would exchange pleasantries while enjoying each other’s company. After dinner, we'd stroll under light of the moon, holding hands and gazing at the stars, talking about all our hopes and dreams. When the night was through, I would return him to his home, giving him a warm embrace and perhaps, a peck on the cheek, and thank him for such a wonderful night.

Then I'd totally do him!

dont know which is gayer
a) your love for him
b) your plan of action.

[topless_mike]

I have long fingers!

i know.
:)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

for a rhino, yes

for a human, not so much

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> he's hott....but i like his wifey better

[NateCantDance]

<font color="deeppink"> he's hott....but i like his wifey better

You make it sound like you can only have one or the other.

[topless_mike]

"AM I HOT AS SHIT"


depends.. would you batch on my ass or let me finish you off?

[ANC]

Well I am a sucker for a man with a guitar. :wub:

[Jughead]

that god-awful fingering of an Am (A-Minor) plus no pick makes this pretty bad.

Good point I thought it was an E until you pointed it out..What a creep he is... Ill bet he is playing shake your bootiee....:tongue:

[Friday]

It's official - this board has become FBA.

^^ this.

[ANC]

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"It Makes Me Fez, Unplugged" ?

[JerseyRich]

Ditch the lame fleece vest and I'll consider it.

[drjoek]

Rhinois a beautiful human being, not some piece of meat.

I would arrive at his house with a large bunch of flowers and a big box of chocolates and would have already made arrangements for a babysitter. After commenting on how beautiful he looks, we would then head out to a romantic, candle lit dinner at an idealistic restaurant. We would exchange pleasantries while enjoying each other’s company. After dinner, we'd stroll under light of the moon, holding hands and gazing at the stars, talking about all our hopes and dreams. When the night was through, I would return him to his home, giving him a warm embrace and perhaps, a peck on the cheek, and thank him for such a wonderful night.

Then I'd totally do him!

Just a note that I started the biggirl appreciation thread
So while Rhino is busy with you, MrsRhino will NOT be lonely

[Gvac]

While I'm a HUGE fan of Fender's electric guitars, I find their acoustics to be shit.

You get major demerits for this.

Sorry.

[topless_mike]

"It Makes Me Fez, Unplugged" ?

:furious:

[instrument]

Vests, for those moments your arms aren't as cold as your chest.

not hot.

[topless_mike]

While I'm a HUGE fan of Fender's electric guitars, I find their acoustics to be shit.

You get major demerits for this.

Sorry.

did you see that fake drum set behind him?
i didnt expect too much from him.

[Crispy123]

Totally Hot. Wait this isn't the Katja thread. DAMN IT!!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

well, shit rolls around 98.6 when it leaves the anus, so...
i put you right at 98 degrees.




http://atdpweb.soe.berkeley.edu/2130/ishieh/98%20backstage.jpg

[ANC]

:furious:

What? What did I say? Rhino singing about having a 'secret'.

[ToiletCrusher]

well, shit rolls around 98.6 when it leaves the anus, so...
i put you right at 98 degrees.




http://atdpweb.soe.berkeley.edu/2130/ishieh/98%20backstage.jpg

There's a group of deeks that faded into obscurity.

[RhinoinMN]

Good point I thought it was an E until you pointed it out..What a creep he is... Ill bet he is playing shake your bootiee....:tongue:
I will take a picture playing an E if it makes you happy.
While I'm a HUGE fan of Fender's electric guitars, I find their acoustics to be shit.

You get major demerits for this.

Sorry.

My wife bought it for me for my birthday. When I become worthy of playing a Martin, I will get one.

[Gvac]

I will take a picture playing an E if it makes you happy.


My wife bought it for me for my birthday. When I become worthy of playing a Martin, I will get one.

Martins are way too expensive.

Epiphones make fantastic acoustics that are reasonably priced.

[~Katja~]

I will take a picture playing an E if it makes you happy.


My wife bought it for me for my birthday. When I become worthy of playing a Martin, I will get one.

will you come and buy it here? You can make it a road trip to PA with Gwen

[Dougie Brootal]

While I'm a HUGE fan of Fender's electric guitars, I find their acoustics to be shit.

You get major demerits for this.

Sorry.

^^^ this...

[RhinoinMN]

^^^ this...

Gee, I wonder where I could get a new guitar???

[Aggie]

It's official - this board has become FBA.

For those of us who know nothing about fba, please explain cuz I have no clue.

Oh and you're hot Rhino but your ego out of control these days!

[RhinoinMN]

For those of us who know nothing about fba, please explain cuz I have no clue.

Oh and you're hot Rhino but your ego out of control these days!

What can i say? My wife feeds it.


I too have no clue what went on at FBA neither do I care.

[hammersavage]

For those of us who know nothing about fba, please explain cuz I have no clue.

It's a disease you get when you sleep around too much with unclean people without wearing protection. You are safe now.

[Jughead]

Gee, I wonder where I could get a new guitar???

When you sing Seger do you change the words from fire lake to prior lake..:smile:

[mikeyboy]

It's official - this board has become FBA.

How the hell did THAT happen?

[RhinoinMN]

How the hell did THAT happen?

You guys didn't build the wall fast enough, that's how.

[Gvac]

It's official - this board has become FBA.

How the hell did THAT happen?

Don't get me started...

[jetdog]

that god-awful fingering of an Am (A-Minor) plus no pick makes this pretty bad.

Get your thumb behind the neck you straphanger!
I swear...no technique, no technique at all...

[paulisded]

For those of us who know nothing about fba, please explain cuz I have no clue.


Imagine if every single person signed up to this board had a Bomb Shelter-ish Appreciation thread celebrating themself. That's what FBA became...and from what I've seen the new version is almost nothing but that.

[jetdog]

Martins are way too expensive.

Epiphones make fantastic acoustics that are reasonably priced.

Fuck Martins and Gibsons, get a Taylor 310, greatest acoustic ever made (or buy a Seagull if you're really on a budget).

[biggestmexi]

ego

i have people talk about that before.

is it some mythical creature?

[zildjian361]

those drums suck and no cymbals? Ludwig Drums.Zildjian Cymbals, The only serious choice.:wink:

[RhinoinMN]

those drums suck and no cymbals? Ludwig Drums.Zildjian Cymbals, The only serious choice.:wink:

My TAMA's are in storage equipped with zildjian cymbals. The rock band drums are for the kids:innocent:

[SouthSideJohnny]

Are you sitting on something or are you scratching your back against the wall like a bear does with a tree?

[zildjian361]

My TAMA's are in storage equipped with zildjian cymbals. The rock band drums are for the kids:innocent:

you get a pass:smile:

[biggirl]

While I'm a HUGE fan of Fender's electric guitars, I find their acoustics to be shit.

You get major demerits for this.

Sorry.

Don't give him demerits for this. i bought it for him for Christmas in hopes that he would play my baby boy lullabys at night. I don't know anything about guitars....I thought it looked pretty.

[biggirl]

hmmm...he must not be getting the attention at home that he needs this thread.

[biggirl]

You make it sound like you can only have one or the other.

We make a better package deal.

[biggirl]

Just a note that I started the biggirl appreciation thread
So while Rhino is busy with you, MrsRhino will NOT be lonely

Thanks....I hate being home alone.

[TomS59]

I do not think your "hott" but I voted a yes because you seem to be a nice clean cut young man and these days it seems like its all emo kids and ghetto kids running around. I do not condone such style.

[Farmer Dave]

You'd probably be a god amongst the the Italians and Jews.:popcorn:

[zildjian361]

You'd probably be a god amongst the the Italians and Jews.:popcorn:

maybe where you come from

[cougarjake13]

do u mean hot as shit meaning a newly freshly taken dump


or 3 day old shit

[Kris10]

I do not know why there is no wedding band in the photo...hmm..that's not hot.

But YOU are hawt. Shit, is not hot.

[~Katja~]

I voted yes, though it basically read that I am hot as shit... but I meant you, I voted no on my thread.

[RhinoinMN]

I voted yes, though it basically read that I am hot as shit... but I meant you, I voted no on my thread.


someone who gets it. :)

[Foster]

I voted yes, not because I'm gay or anything,

but you commented once that I looked like an older version of you

which means you look like a younger version of me

so its kind of like saying "I'm hot as shit"

[DiabloSammich]

It honestly looks like you are taking a really painful shit while fully clothed, and then someone handed you a guitar.




So I vote yes.

[BlackSpider]

I find it more disturbing to know that foster voted for you while he was taking a shit...


Yes, I am hot as shit.
biggirl, britneypablo, drjoek, foster's blackberry, Rouski, santino, toiletcrusher, TomS59, WampusCrandle, yojimbo7248, ~Katja~

[Foster]

I find it more disturbing to know that foster voted for you while he was taking a shit...


Yes, I am hot as shit.
biggirl, britneypablo, drjoek, foster's blackberry, Rouski, santino, toiletcrusher, TomS59, WampusCrandle, yojimbo7248, ~Katja~

:flush:

[RhinoinMN]

I find it more disturbing to know that foster voted for you while he was taking a shit...


Yes, I am hot as shit.
biggirl, britneypablo, drjoek, foster's blackberry, Rouski, santino, toiletcrusher, TomS59, WampusCrandle, yojimbo7248, ~Katja~

I find it endearing.

[RhinoinMN]

Oh, and for the record, Fuck TobyWong in his sideways asshole!

[santino]

oh great now gvac's gonna lecture us all about how rascist we are against asians.

[Foster]

oh great now gvac's gonna lecture us all about how rascist we are against asians.

TobyWong is black,

Wong is his slave name

[fezident]

While I'm a HUGE fan of Fender's electric guitars, I find their acoustics to be shit.


Fender basses are thee best basses.
The 2nd best basses are japanese Fenders.


PS: I love these attention-threads.
So full of long distance man-love yet somehow void of any and all homosexuality. Amazing, really.

[mikeyboy]

Fender basses are thee best basses.
The 2nd best basses are japanese Fenders.


PS: I love these attention-threads.
So full of long distance man-love yet somehow void of any and all homosexuality. Amazing, really.

don't be so sure

[~Katja~]

don't be so sure
seriously :dry:

[fezident]

I was referring to the men only, of course.

[tanless1]

I have long fingers!
if your fingers are so long; why havent you tranistioned into a more flaminco /hybrid form.... and while your at it, ask gvac why doughnuts are round.

[JohnCharles]

Smash that guitar over your own face.

[razorboy]

Smash that guitar over your own face.

They could go blind, like Esteban.