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KingGeno
05-28-2009, 09:58 AM
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

http://i42.tinypic.com/a3k286.gif + http://lab-riot.com/media/blogs/all/corndog.jpg = BAD



Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

JerseyRich
05-28-2009, 10:00 AM
Russia is a fucking 3rd world country.

Seriously.

KingGeno
05-28-2009, 10:01 AM
Russia is a fucking 3rd world country.

Seriously.

QFT. Invading too.

disneyspy
05-28-2009, 10:01 AM
women....

Boogie in Va
05-28-2009, 10:01 AM
Imagine the look on this guys face when they started going off. And I bet he would have won dancing with the stars with the dance he did while jumping out of bed.

Contra
05-28-2009, 12:49 PM
He should invite her to dinner, get her drunk, and when she passes out stuff firecrackers in her pussy and light the fuse.

DolaMight
05-28-2009, 12:53 PM
Firecrackers in Russia are military grade explosives.

They don't fuck around when it comes to family entertainment.

DolaMight
05-28-2009, 12:55 PM
Ronnie B would be all over Kira V. in a bomb squad suit. Id hit it too.

Aggie
05-29-2009, 05:57 AM
Whew! I thought you were going to tell me my favorite toy was defective!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3407/3299203128_bff1e58f90.jpg

El Mudo
05-29-2009, 05:59 AM
He's dead?


http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/hrichard175pct.jpg

Ritalin
05-29-2009, 08:34 AM
How many times do I have to tell you? Watch out for Russian chicks.

They're fucking crazy.

fezident
05-29-2009, 09:11 AM
In russia... crazy chick watch out for you.