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topless_mike
05-06-2009, 10:20 AM
Dear Dr Steve,

Just a quick question. Why does nut (sperm) coagulate when it hits water? Is it like an oil v water thing?

Thanks pal.

Dr Steve
05-30-2009, 12:27 PM
Dear Dr Steve,

Just a quick question. Why does nut (sperm) coagulate when it hits water? Is it like an oil v water thing?

Thanks pal.

I believe this is related to a substance we've mentioned before in these forums: semenogelin. This is a protein that coagulates semen after (and sometimes before) ejaculation. I deduce it's purpose is to keep jizz in the vagina, thus increasing the chance of fertilization. Since the secretions in the vagina are watery, it also makes sense that this protein is suited to coagulate in the presence of H2O.

In rats, semenogelin acts to make a spermacidal plug in the vagina, keeping subsequent males from impregnating the female.

I'll look into this further and see if I've missed anything.


your pal,


steve

Doctor Z
05-30-2009, 12:32 PM
I'll look into this further and see if I've missed anything.


Please don't.

sr71blackbird
05-31-2009, 05:49 PM
Stop jerking off in the bathtub. You might impregnate the next woman to use the tub.

hanso
05-31-2009, 05:52 PM
It does this on its own after about ten minutes.

Devo37
05-31-2009, 05:56 PM
why hasn't Dr. Steve been made US Surgeon General? Is there a medical topic he doesn't know about???

tanless1
05-31-2009, 06:25 PM
im willing to bet that dr,steve enjoys the life he has.... being a super hero is so demanding . he would have no time for clipping dandelions. surgeon general strikes me as a thankless job and does not come w/o great political pressure , which gets in the way of truth.
i understand quaker oats may be seeking a new front man..... now thats a gig!!

Dr Steve
06-06-2009, 06:50 PM
why hasn't Dr. Steve been made US Surgeon General? Is there a medical topic he doesn't know about???

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ha, I couldn't get through the vetting process just on the basis of the weird ass shit I've said and done on 202 (or here for that matter :smile:), not even mentioning all the other skeletons in my closet.

but thanks for the vote of confidence, my friend!