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Gvac
05-30-2009, 01:48 PM
You are forced to give up one for the rest of your life. You may never again have beef in any of its forms (burgers, steak, etc.) or you must swear off pizza (including English Muffin pizza, frozen pizza, deep dish, etc.)

CHOOSE THE ONE YOU ARE GIVING UP

BlackSpider
05-30-2009, 01:49 PM
I already made that choice...

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
05-30-2009, 01:51 PM
I don't understand where the option is.

Scotch sucks with Pizza. POINT!!

MacVittie
05-30-2009, 01:53 PM
what about hamburger pizza?

http://teoleng.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hamburger-pizza.jpg

Farmer Dave
05-30-2009, 01:58 PM
Like I'm giving up much living in Iowa, i'll take beef. After all they are walking around in my pasture.

Juliejulez
05-30-2009, 01:58 PM
what about hamburger pizza?

http://teoleng.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hamburger-pizza.jpg

why the eff not??!!!!

Foster
05-30-2009, 02:03 PM
pizza's tastie, but I don't think I could go without steak



does the poll indicate what we will give up or what we want to keep?

FezsAssistant
05-30-2009, 02:07 PM
No one will ever force me to choose one or the other, so I refuse to answer.

Gvac
05-30-2009, 02:07 PM
You are forced to give up one for the rest of your life. You may never again have beef in any of its forms (burgers, steak, etc.) or you must swear off pizza (including English Muffin pizza, frozen pizza, deep dish, etc.)

CHOOSE THE ONE YOU ARE GIVING UP

Please tell me you're kidding.

Contra
05-30-2009, 02:09 PM
Pizza fo eva!!!!

Foster
05-30-2009, 02:09 PM
so, its the one we're giving up then?

Foster
05-30-2009, 02:10 PM
No one will ever force me to choose one or the other, so I refuse to answer.

move out of the NY area, you'll have no problem giving up pizza

Stuft
05-30-2009, 02:16 PM
Easy choice for me. I don't much care for the taste of beef. A good tomato, mozzarella and basil pizza is a MUST tho.

Contra
05-30-2009, 02:18 PM
Beef has one food group, pizza has 4. Its simple math!

Foster
05-30-2009, 02:21 PM
Pizza fo eva!!!!

you voted wrong

Farmer Dave
05-30-2009, 02:30 PM
so, its the one we're giving up then?
wait, what?
move out of the NY area, you'll have no problem giving up pizza
Can I still give it up, I've never lived there?
Beef has one food group, pizza has 4. Its simple math!

Exactly: 1 cow>1 pizza

Contra
05-30-2009, 02:37 PM
You are an unhealthy man

Lady Resin
05-30-2009, 02:39 PM
I don't mind a moo burger every once in awhile.

Contra
05-30-2009, 02:47 PM
What about pizza?

red_red_red
05-30-2009, 03:12 PM
i can make pizza if i have a cow...so there, i win.

RoseBlood
05-30-2009, 03:30 PM
If I never had red meat again, I doubt I'd miss it.

silks
05-30-2009, 03:32 PM
I'd probably give up beef... most of my red meat consumption is venison anyway.

drjoek
05-30-2009, 03:36 PM
Pizza could reluctantly be given up
Beef over my dead body.

SatCam
05-30-2009, 03:38 PM
I just flat out refuse to give either up. No Nazis and/or firearms were mentioned in original post, so honestly I have no incentive to choose

drjoek
05-30-2009, 03:50 PM
I just flat out refuse to give either up. No Nazis and/or firearms were mentioned in original post, so honestly I have no incentive to choose



Nazis will break your SIM card. Choose pizza or beef.

FezsAssistant
05-30-2009, 03:55 PM
move out of the NY area, you'll have no problem giving up pizza

I grew up near Niagara Falls, NY (no, I didn't know Fez's fiance) and I have to say I'm not terribly impressed with NYC pizza (there are exceptions). I've had a few good slices, but it's generally a disappointment compared to 'home' (which has a large Italian population). Although...NF is in NY State, so I guess you're still right.

Gvac
05-30-2009, 03:57 PM
Nazis will break your SIM card. Choose pizza or beef.

HAHAHA!

That was fantastic.

Thank you Doc.

ToiletCrusher
05-30-2009, 03:58 PM
more can be done with a cut of beef no matter how good of a cut or bad of a cut.

red_red_red
05-30-2009, 03:59 PM
move out of the NY area, you'll have no problem giving up pizza
not true, i make my own and it's fucking fantastic...no bragging intended :innocent:

ToiletCrusher
05-30-2009, 03:59 PM
I grew up near Niagara Falls, NY (no, I didn't know Fez's fiance) and I have to say I'm not terribly impressed with NYC pizza (there are exceptions). I've had a few good slices, but it's generally a disappointment compared to 'home' (which has a large Italian population). Although...NF is in NY State, so I guess you're still right.

La Nova!!!!!!

weekapaugjz
05-30-2009, 04:18 PM
while i do love pizza, i would never be able to give up beef. i think my life would be incomplete without ground beef tacos. also, steak and burgers rule.

Drunky McBetidont
05-30-2009, 04:21 PM
while i do love pizza, i would never be able to give up beef. i think my life would be incomplete without ground beef tacos. also, steak and burgers rule.


rub it in why don't ya:furious:

http://www.buffalochow.com/mt/images/tacooff_mighty_taco_taco_bell_p1.jpg

weekapaugjz
05-30-2009, 04:22 PM
rub it in why don't ya:furious:

http://www.buffalochow.com/mt/images/tacooff_mighty_taco_taco_bell_p1.jpg

fuck! i want an el nino burrito right now!

furie
05-30-2009, 04:43 PM
i could live on pizza

styckx
05-30-2009, 05:05 PM
You are forced to give up one for the rest of your life. You may never again have beef in any of its forms (burgers, steak, etc.) or you must swear off pizza (including English Muffin pizza, frozen pizza, deep dish, etc.)

CHOOSE THE ONE YOU ARE GIVING UP

Easy one. Pizza.

brettmojo
05-30-2009, 05:06 PM
Pizza gone.

Very few places can do pizza right. Anyone can make beef edible.

lleeder
05-30-2009, 05:09 PM
Come on text buddy, fuck pizza in its fuckhole. I need beef.

styckx
05-30-2009, 05:12 PM
Come on text buddy, fuck pizza in its fuckhole. I need beef.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iKcZ3qcCmyo/R4XxRjP8VUI/AAAAAAAAEMw/ZYAYttLVhgc/s400/whereb.jpg

Stuft
05-30-2009, 05:18 PM
Originally Posted by drjoek
Nazis will break your SIM card. Choose pizza or beef.

I concur. First time the shit-stirrin doc made me chuckle.

Cyber Trucker
05-30-2009, 06:37 PM
Pizza all day any day.

King Hippos Bandaid
05-30-2009, 06:43 PM
I love pizza, but you are the weakest link, goodbye

shortchaz
05-30-2009, 06:53 PM
pizza is fucking awesome; that being said it isnt even close compared to beef. i would put beef ahead of pork; beef has better flavor, and not to mention, quality? kobe beef..... enough said.

biozombie
05-30-2009, 07:23 PM
I haven't found any great pizza in Albuquerque, but I've had some phenomenal green chile cheeseburgers. So long pizza.

Kris10
05-30-2009, 07:52 PM
Easy, beef

hammersavage
05-30-2009, 07:53 PM
I don't eat beef anyway.

Mullenax
05-30-2009, 08:15 PM
I am a weirdo that does not care about beef. In fact, I find most vegetarian and bison alternatives to be more enjoyable than beef, and it's not out of some pro-animal satisfaction, I just think ground beef is "grosser" than ground soy bean-carrot-bread-whatever... Texture and taste wise.

If you think I should check myself into a taste bud hospital, fine, but I want tons of pizza.

PapaBear
05-30-2009, 08:25 PM
I can't believe beef is winning. As long as there are pigs and chickens, I'm fine without beef. There are just too many varieties of pizza for me to be willing to give them up. And I don't like beef on my pizza, either.

A.J.
05-30-2009, 10:56 PM
I gave up pizza the day I moved away from Connecticut.

joethebartender
05-31-2009, 01:08 AM
Gvac's a nazi because for me this would be "Sophie's Choice".

Crispy123
05-31-2009, 01:16 AM
Im going on a month without red meat. It gives you ass cancer. (http://www.cancer.org/docroot/NWS/content/NWS_1_1x_Eating_Lots_of_Red_Meat_Linked_to_Colon_C ancer.asp)

Gvac
05-31-2009, 04:10 AM
I don't eat beef anyway.

Figures.

Queer.

shortchaz
05-31-2009, 08:53 AM
Gvac's a nazi because for me this would be "Sophie's Choice".and in this case pizza is the girl

SatCam
05-31-2009, 02:49 PM
Nazis will break your SIM card. Choose pizza or beef.




:banning:




in that case, I would give up beef, because as long as i have pork, chicken, turkey and dairy I dont need no stinkin beef

Fez4PrezN2008
05-31-2009, 03:00 PM
As an aspiring vegetarian, its an easy call. I'll take a nice cheese and mushroom pizza over your hormone laden, hunk of death misery, cancer wad any day.

Gvac
05-31-2009, 03:02 PM
As an aspiring vegetarian, its an easy call. I'll take a nice cheese and mushroom pizza over your hormone laden, hunk of death misery, cancer wad any day.

You don't think dairy products (from cows) are as hormone laden as their meat?

Fez4PrezN2008
05-31-2009, 03:04 PM
You don't think dairy products (from cows) are as hormone laden as their meat?
soy cheese :thumbup:

Gvac
05-31-2009, 03:04 PM
soy cheese :thumbup:

I bet it's....delicious. :blink:

Ritalin
05-31-2009, 03:05 PM
Pizza?

Meh.

sspkmark
05-31-2009, 06:50 PM
If I was still up in NJ it would be a tough choice, but since I moved to Florida, I would say Pizza, there's no even 1/2 way edible pies down here and I refuse to go to a chain for it.

biggirl
05-31-2009, 06:59 PM
I like chicken and fish better than beef anyhow. Pizza is my favorite.

hanso
05-31-2009, 07:01 PM
Coal fired pizza with beef (hambuger) topping.

STC-Dub
05-31-2009, 07:06 PM
I would miss pizza more, but beef is a bigger part of my diet so I would have to give up Pizza.