Bitz is Back!!!

[thejives]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BitzBoboRFNet-1.jpg (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1788428&highlight=Bitz#post1788428)

Something awesome has happened! Bitz showed up in Fez's apology thread to Chuckwagon! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80984) It sent the thread on a tangent for a direction so I thought it would be a good idea to pull out parts of it here and reiterate again why Bitz is awesome.

Here's was his first post (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2282547#post2282547), telling Chuckwagon to take the abuse like a man. The way Bitz did physically and mentally during his 2005 internship (during which this board voted him best intern (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=397)).

Here's how Mikeyboy reacted and was reunited with Bitz:

This isn't the real Bitz, is it?

It is. And I think I used the wrong nomenclature. Instead of "trolling", perhaps I should have said "stalking"? I dunno. What's it called when you read message boards daily and never post? I was so heated at the moment that I don't even know.

-Bitz

Fuck, pal. If it's really you, call it whatever you want. BITZ RULES!

Yea mikeyboy, remember when Ron and Fez came to DC, and I was all fucking sweaty and nutsy? I can't kill the nerves!

Anyway, I don't want to get off-topic in a thread, because I know that happens a lot in message boards.

Fez reamed me out once. I'll never forget it. I felt so bad at that moment that I can't explain it. But it inspired me to try and do better. Whether or not that happened is irrelevant. All I know is that I would do anything to please the Ron and Fez show; a show that gives EVERYONE a chance. It's punk rock as shit. Not to mention that they are so fucking hilarious that I'm gonna get a hernia.

-Bitz

Wow. That guy is a hero.

I've said this before on the board (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1788428&highlight=Bitz#post1788428), no intern has ever made me laugh or entertained me as much as Bitz (although many of them have been amazing). There's the classic bitz song (file library (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2682) and youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBmmnebAqmA)). And the best intern-left-alone-on-the-air ever (file library (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2769) and youtube version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBl_VsjpVDw)). That's one of many great bitz bits. Everyone who doesn't know them by heart should do a file library search and get them all.

Also, now that Bitz is posting, go befriend him (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=58529). Let's keep this guy around. If the board needs positivity they have their man.

p.s. Based on the content and writing style... I'm convinced this is the real Bitz. But Bobo will have to verify.

[mikeyboy]

Let's not forget Bitz getting hypnotized. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2674) It's the one hypnotism show that Don the Hypnotist almost lost control of.

[K.C.]

he rode the short bus but, no, he wasn't stupid....

[K.C.]

Actually, I'm kind of curious now...how many out of the WJFK crew are still around?

Pretty much everyone who used to work for Ron & Fez down there have moved on and you never hear much from them anymore. And really, I think the same could be said for the regular callers during that period, too.

Not sure whether those people still listen to the show or not, but they seem to have pretty much faded away for the most part.

[PapaBear]

Actually, I'm kind of curious now...how many out of the WJFK crew are still around?

Pretty much everyone who used to work for Ron & Fez down there have moved on and you never hear much from them anymore. And really, I think the same could be said for the regular callers during that period, too.

Not sure whether those people still listen to the show or not, but they seem to have pretty much faded away for the most part.
I believe J Dubs is a producer or program director. Giant Brian is in Atlanta with El Jefe. Keisha was on Sirius until a few months ago. Cigar Sid has a stain on his shirt.

[Evolved]

Lurker is the "nomenclature" that he was looking for.

[mikeyboy]

Lurker is the "nomenclature" that he was looking for.

Hush you. You're going to fuck up my new religion idea if you say Bitz is fallible.

[Coach_Mac]

There's the classic bitz song (file library (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2682)

I have that show on my ipod and I rewind it 2 or 3 times everytime for that song. Mezmorizing...or should I say, Fezmorizing.....no, that's stupid.

[Bitz]

Lurker is the "nomenclature" that he was looking for.

no⋅men⋅cla⋅ture
  /ˈnoʊmənˌkleɪtʃər, noʊˈmɛnklətʃər, -ˌtʃʊər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [noh-muhn-kley-cher, noh-men-kluh-cher, -choor] Show IPA
–noun
1. a set or system of names or terms, as those used in a particular science or art, by an individual or community, etc.
2. the names or terms comprising a set or system.

http://www.dictionary.com

[ToiletCrusher]

cool beans.

[metaregina]

Thanks for the links, thejives!

Loved the intern-left-alone-on the air.

Bitz, I am your newest fan. Your awkward rambling and nervousness is adorable and reminds me of my favorite Movie Character Crush, Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything. :wub:

[mikeyboy]

I got confirmation from bobo that it is the real Bitz.

[hurlmon]

Love the Bitz song!!

Hey metaregina, where abouts in OC NY? I'm a few miles north of the Woodbury Commons.

[IamFogHat]

Didn't Fez admit to batching to Bitz recently during a drunk show?

[metaregina]

I'm in Middletown.


And I think the Bitz song is great, too !

[spainlinx0]

I love that when the Bitz song was introduced it was for an intern contest where they had to do promotion for an event.

Bitz got confused and decided to promote himself, and he basically got a score of zero from Ron and Fez. I love that song.

[mikeyboy]

I love that when the Bitz song was introduced it was for an intern contest where they had to do promotion for an event.

Bitz got confused and decided to promote himself, and he basically got a score of zero from Ron and Fez. I love that song.

I found out after the fact that the J Dubs scheduled a meeting with the interns to assign them their production project, which I think was to make a fake commercial. Bitz got there too late, so Dubs told him the project was to do something autobiographical just to fuck with him.

[spainlinx0]

I found out after the fact that the J Dubs scheduled a meeting with the interns to assign them their production project, which I think was to make a fake commercial. Bitz got there too late, so Dubs told him the project was to do something autobiographical just to fuck with him.

That makes it even funnier. Hilarious.

[hurlmon]

I'm in Middletown.


And I think the Bitz song is great, too !

Well welcome to the board. I'm in Cornwall, nice to see some one local to me pop up.

[thejives]

I just sent an electronic mail to Ron and Fez asking them to bring Bitz back on the show.

Can you imagine a Dave and Bitz production piece?
This is gonna be great.

[fezfez]

Bitz Rulz.:thumbup:

[thejives]

Bitz Rulz.:thumbup:

Fez tested, radio approved.