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Mr.Misery
05-31-2009, 07:30 PM
Hey, I was at the dentist the other day and that made me think of something that happened on the show--probably months ago now--when Fez claimed to have just lost a tooth during the show. He said that a tooth had just plain and simple fallen out of his mouth and he sounded serious; of course, Ron pretty much just dismissed the whole thing and it was quickly forgotten.

Okay, now bear with me...

Why would Fez just make something like that up, completely out of nowhere, quite evidently not even joking about it? It seemed exceedingly strange at the time, and now that I think of it, I remember also the time Fez claimed to have seen both an old man ghost walking through his kitchen at home, and another supernatural experience where he woke up in bed, I think, and saw the ghost of a black man staring him right in the face, almost on top of him.

Again, my question is why? I love Fez and sympathize with him very much. I have Asperger's Syndrome myself. But unless I missed the joke or something, these two strange tales stuck in my mind and I asked myself why Fez would fabricate such a thing. Or, maybe these things really did happen. I don't know, maybe ghosts actually do exist. But it seems unlikely. I don't mean to pick on him, but the sheer bizarre nature of these two things kind of raised a bit of concern in my mind, even though I don't know the man. Perhaps because I share some of his symptoms myself, it just made me wonder. I just hope he's not actually seeing things or anything like that. Still, very weird.

Anyway...

Gvac
05-31-2009, 07:32 PM
I don't think he made those things up. Strange things just happen to Fez.

His mind works in an odd way, too.

He sees people as numbers and colors, for Christ's sake.

TooLowBrow
05-31-2009, 07:33 PM
i lose teeth all the time



life on meth is hell on teeth

TooLowBrow
05-31-2009, 07:34 PM
also im surprised fez doesnt knock his teeth out with a hammer, just to give a better blow job

weav
05-31-2009, 07:36 PM
also im surprised fez doesnt knock his teeth out with a hammer, just to give a better blow job
Duh

GreatAmericanZero
05-31-2009, 07:37 PM
Hey, I was at the dentist the other day and that made me think of something that happened on the show--probably months ago now--when Fez claimed to have just lost a tooth during the show. He said that a tooth had just plain and simple fallen out of his mouth and he sounded serious; of course, Ron pretty much just dismissed the whole thing and it was quickly forgotten.

Okay, now bear with me...

Why would Fez just make something like that up, completely out of nowhere, quite evidently not even joking about it? It seemed exceedingly strange at the time, and now that I think of it, I remember also the time Fez claimed to have seen both an old man ghost walking through his kitchen at home, and another supernatural experience where he woke up in bed, I think, and saw the ghost of a black man staring him right in the face, almost on top of him.

Again, my question is why? I love Fez and sympathize with him very much. I have Asperger's Syndrome myself. But unless I missed the joke or something, these two strange tales stuck in my mind and I asked myself why Fez would fabricate such a thing. Or, maybe these things really did happen. I don't know, maybe ghosts actually do exist. But it seems unlikely. I don't mean to pick on him, but the sheer bizarre nature of these two things kind of raised a bit of concern in my mind, even though I don't know the man. Perhaps because I share some of his symptoms myself, it just made me wonder. I just hope he's not actually seeing things or anything like that. Still, very weird.

Anyway...

not sure i remember the exact bit, but i'm guessing they are jokes. things you might hear on a comedy show

Yosammity
06-01-2009, 03:32 AM
Remember the time he said he had a secret?

STC-Dub
06-01-2009, 03:45 PM
Fez has a secret?

FezsAssistant
06-01-2009, 03:54 PM
Didn't Fez see ghosts right before his first heart attack?

Why are you automatically assuming he's a liar? It's not hard to believe a tooth fell out.
The ghost stuff could have been dreams.

Serpico1103
06-01-2009, 05:15 PM
I vaguely remember the tooth incident. But, I imagine it was something minor like a cap or crown. Fez brings all his aliments to the air, I don't see why he hide a loose tooth.

drjoek
06-01-2009, 06:39 PM
It is highly unlikely that Fez lost a tooth. He certainly could have broken a tooth or lost a crown. I would think its a pretty simple answer.

TobyWong
06-01-2009, 06:41 PM
It is highly unlikely that Fez lost a tooth. He certainly could have broken a tooth or lost a crown. I would think its a pretty simple answer.

it's so cool we have a medical professional to debunk stories like this. seriously.

drjoek
06-01-2009, 06:45 PM
it's so cool we have a medical professional to debunk stories like this. seriously.



No charge.

MC Pee Pants
06-01-2009, 07:21 PM
It could have something to do with his meds or even hos sugar, which is also why maybe he's been so angry lately. I remember him saying Friday they switched his diabetes medication, sometimes being overly irritated is a sign of hypoglycemia. * nervousness,
* sweating,
* intense hunger,
* trembling,
* weakness,
* palpitations, and
* often have trouble speaking.

http://www.medicinenet.com/hypoglycemia/page2.htm#toce

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