RON FEZ DOT NET: It's All a Bit...(REDUNDANT THREAD)

[Sue_Bender]

Fez and Dave are perpetuating a bit.

This must be the case.

Why hate on such a creative (far too humorous) message board?

If they don't read it...why do they care?

Don't claim to not read it.

There are too many solid folks around who post funnier things beyond the show.

This board is a surplus of funny.

Dry, wet, and rather stupid. All of it...GREAT!!

Who would turn on the "smartest" listeners? This isn't Wackbag!

These are individuals with heart.

And smarts.

If the anger is REAL, I'm at a loss.

I love them all, but ronfez.net doesn't need this sort of shit.

Focus Mr. Todd.

[WampusCrandle]

I think I have a crush on Sue Bender, and it's getting pretty creepy.

[styckx]

I don't think this board has enough threads related to the atmosphere of this board as perceived by others. We should start more. The more threads talking about a redundant topic the better right?

[Stuft]

I don't think this board has enough threads related to the atmosphere of this board as perceived by others. We should start more. The more threads talking about a redundant topic the better right?

Preach!

[The Happening]

The seriousness of this message board is now at nerdy douche levels. I'd rather just make silly message board rape jokes, and leave the radio show to the professionals.

[Stuft]

Or you could just go back to posting at wackbag.

[MacVittie]

Fez and Dave are perpetuating a bit.

This must be the case.

Why hate on such a creative (far too humorous) message board?

If they don't read it...why do they care?

Don't claim to not read it.

There are too many solid folks around who post funnier things beyond the show.

This board is a surplus of funny.

Dry, wet, and rather stupid. All of it...GREAT!!

Who would turn on the "smartest" listeners? This isn't Wackbag!

These are individuals with heart.

And smarts.

If the anger is REAL, I'm at a loss.

I love them all, but ronfez.net doesn't need this sort of shit.

Focus Mr. Todd.

good point, Denise.

[The Happening]

Or you could just go back to posting at wackbag. You got me "guy who takes message boards way to seriously". Never even been to wackbag. Just on here to laugh at some stuff, and spit some funny shit of my own. But with posters like you it's getting continuously harder to do. Loosen up douche. It's gonna be ok!

[Stuft]

You got me "guy who takes message boards way to seriously". Never even been to wackbag. Just on here to laugh at some stuff, and spit some funny shit of my own. But with posters like you it's getting continuously harder to do. Loosen up douche. It's gonna be ok!

I didn't mention it before, cuz i was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt(and you've done it w/ more than one of your posts), but it's quite annoying...it's *TOO*....I take the board way TOO seriously, be sure to correct it in future posts.

Now, to the meat...im all for laughs and making jokes. You, my friend, are unfunny and have no valid points. Since you say you haven't visited wackbag, may i now suggest that is the place for your unfunny retarded ass? Friendly advice, of course.

[The Happening]

I didn't mention it before, cuz i was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt(and you've done it w/ more than one of your posts), but it's quite annoying...it's *TOO*....I take the board way TOO seriously, be sure to correct it in future posts.

Now, to the meat...im all for laughs and making jokes. You, my friend, are unfunny and have no valid points. Since you say you haven't visited wackbag, may i now suggest that is the place for your unfunny retarded ass? Friendly advice, of course.
Thanks for taking a break from strangling puppies to respond.

You are coming from a very angry place. I want to counter with kindness. I'll start by educating you on something. Vagina's are vertical, not horizontal. It's ok, I understand that you're confused on the matter. Also, that thing you sucked on wasn't a clit. Clit's aren't 8 inches long, black, and don't shoot cum. See, we are clearing some things up here.

As for my grammar, I deeply apologize. I type quickly, and don't stop to analize everything I've written. I find it to be a more genuine/laid back approach. I'll work on it though just for you sunshine, I promise. Maybe I wasn't taking my spelling too(see i'm learning) seriously. Thanks for showing me the light!

I feel like we are becoming fast friends. Most great friendships start with some kind of friction/dispute. One day we will look back on this and laugh(the laughing will be done at my contribution to this conversation. Because lets face it, you're uptight and corny as hell). I wanna end by saying I love you Stuft. Not in a Bruce Vilanch/fat butthole sex between men kind of way. But in a buddy comedy kind of way. Like if your wife ever threw you out of the house(yes I know you don't have a wife, we already went over how you still think vagina's are horizontal a few paragraphs back. Just pretend), you could sleep on my couch, and shenanogans would ensure between you, me, my new wife, and our old high school football coach(We had such a good team our senior season. Remember when I threw you that touchdown pass to win state?).

So be happy Stuft. Take that knife away from your wrist and smile. Things are gonna be ok!

[Crispy123]

Does the old high school football coach live with you as well? Cause thats kind of weird.

[Gvac]

Sue_Bender for mod!

And executive producer!

She's dead on all around.

[yojimbo7248]

Fez and Dave are perpetuating a bit.

This must be the case.

Why hate on such a creative (far too humorous) message board?

If they don't read it...why do they care?

Don't claim to not read it.

There are too many solid folks around who post funnier things beyond the show.

This board is a surplus of funny.

Dry, wet, and rather stupid. All of it...GREAT!!

Who would turn on the "smartest" listeners? This isn't Wackbag!

These are individuals with heart.

And smarts.

If the anger is REAL, I'm at a loss.

I love them all, but ronfez.net doesn't need this sort of shit.

Focus Mr. Todd.

best poster and most valuable member of ronfez.net - Sue Bender.

[yojimbo7248]

Thanks for taking a break from strangling puppies to respond.

You are coming from a very angry place. I want to counter with kindness. I'll start by educating you on something. Vagina's are vertical, not horizontal. It's ok, I understand that you're confused on the matter. Also, that thing you sucked on wasn't a clit. Clit's aren't 8 inches long, black, and don't shoot cum. See, we are clearing some things up here.

As for my grammar, I deeply apologize. I type quickly, and don't stop to analize everything I've written. I find it to be a more genuine/laid back approach. I'll work on it though just for you sunshine, I promise. Maybe I wasn't taking my spelling too(see i'm learning) seriously. Thanks for showing me the light!

I feel like we are becoming fast friends. Most great friendships start with some kind of friction/dispute. One day we will look back on this and laugh(the laughing will be done at my contribution to this conversation. Because lets face it, you're uptight and corny as hell). I wanna end by saying I love you Stuft. Not in a Bruce Vilanch/fat butthole sex between men kind of way. But in a buddy comedy kind of way. Like if your wife ever threw you out of the house(yes I know you don't have a wife, we already went over how you still think vagina's are horizontal a few paragraphs back. Just pretend), you could sleep on my couch, and shenanogans would ensure between you, me, my new wife, and our old high school football coach(We had such a good team our senior season. Remember when I threw you that touchdown pass to win state?).

So be happy Stuft. Take that knife away from your wrist and smile. Things are gonna be ok!

Who is Bruce Vilanch?

[The Happening]

Who is Bruce Vilanch?
http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,vilanch25.jpg

This very masculine man is Bruce Vilanch("Hollyood Squares", "Celebrity Fit Club", All around giant Gaymo).

[The Happening]

Does the old high school football coach live with you as well? Cause thats kind of weird.
Yea, his old lady threw him out for wearing the jock straps of his players around the house. Once he moved in with Stuft and I, all kinds of shenanogans ensue like: Putting a flaming bag of shit on a neighbors door, putting toliet paper in our old teachers tree, and rape.

[Sue_Bender]

good point, Denise.


Ohhhh...I see, you're Jose now.

Thank you, "Jose". :wacko:

[disneyspy]

pay no attention to sue,shes just looney

[Sue_Bender]

pay no attention to sue,shes just looney

Who are you talking to?

Oh, and drunk does not necessarily equal "looney".

This is LOONEY...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80844

So pay no attention.

[yojimbo7248]

Who are you talking to?

Oh, and drunk does not necessarily equal "looney".

This is LOONEY...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80844

So pay no attention.

ouch.

don't fuck with Sue

[disneyspy]

ouch.

don't fuck with Sue

she kicked me in the balls,i'm tappin out

[Sue_Bender]

she kicked me in the balls,i'm tappin out


I'm sorry.

Now I feel that I've misbehaved. :glurps:

Never tap, Disney Spy.

[underdog]

Just on here to laugh at some stuff, and spit some funny shit of my own.

When will you be starting?

[ToiletCrusher]

More Bender is more better.

[yojimbo7248]

More Bender is more better.

knowing Sue is posting often makes me come back to ronfez.net more than I would otherwise. If I didn't hate appreciation threads so much, I would start one for good old SB.

[red_red_red]

knowing Sue is posting often makes me come back to ronfez.net more than I would otherwise. If I didn't hate appreciation threads so much, I would start one for good old SB.
I think there is one somewhere

[mikeyboy]

I'm kind of tired about talking about this board.

[Dude!]

I'm kind of tired about talking about this board.

you were dismissive yesterday
perhaps today is the day
to start:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81050

[yojimbo7248]

I'm kind of tired about talking about this board.

I don't blame you. thankless you job you have there, mikeyboy. maybe you could shut down ronfez.net for a week so we could all pay more attention to work and family and then come back refreshed.

[mikeyboy]

you were dismissive yesterday
perhaps today is the day
to start:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=81050

I wasn't dismissive.
I was encouraging you
to cut down on
the use of the
return key so
your posts stop
looking like this.
I'm worried
you'll get
carpal tunnel.

[Sue_Bender]

I'm kind of tired about talking about this board.

Then don't, Mikeyboy.

I was tired of reading about it...

so I thought I'd join in on the horse shit.

It's out of my system.

Let's get back to dream analysis.

[Stuft]

I wasn't dismissive.
I was encouraging you
to cut down on
the use of the
return key so
your posts stop
looking like this.
I'm worried
you'll get
carpal tunnel.

See this post, Mrs. Garrett? Take notes - this is the funny that's escaping you.

I'm female, btw, so i'm well versed in all things vagina related. Now you can insert stupid, worthless, hole joke (ala wackbag) and tell me to get back in the kitchen. :bye:

[The Happening]

When will you be starting?Oh silly uptight poster who hates anyone new on the boad, and thinks he has some kind of ownership of the show/board over other posters: When will you learn?

I've read your posts. You get the Robin Williams courtesy "LOL" because you have been on here for a while. But trust me, you're about as funny as a tetanus shot. But i'm not gonna hold that against you. Maybe we can go bowling sometime!

[The Happening]

Now you can insert stupid, worthless, hole joke (ala wackbag) and tell me to get back in the kitchen. :bye: I like you too much to do that. You're obviously a very happy person, who can relax and joke around.

[The Happening]

See this post, Mrs. Garrett? Take notes - this is the funny that's escaping you.

Yes, that was hilarious!:wallbash: Grammar corrections, and "enter" bar jokes: That sense of humor of yours Stuft, it's fantastic!

[mikeyboy]

Oh silly uptight poster who hates anyone new on the boad, and thinks he has some kind of ownership of the show/board over other posters: When will you learn?

I've read your posts. You get the Robin Williams courtesy "LOL" because you have been on here for a while. But trust me, you're about as funny as a tetanus shot. But i'm not gonna hold that against you. Maybe we can go bowling sometime!

Any negativity directed towards you is most likely since you've pretty consistantly been acting like a dick for the last couple of days, not because you're new.

[Stuft]

Wow, you're more dense than i originally gave you credit for. I was referring to the post i quoted. It's your schtick that you're funny and full of jokes, not mine.

[The Happening]

Any negativity directed towards you is most likely since you've pretty consistantly been acting like a dick for the last couple of days, not because you're new. Really? I'd love a few examples. I don't think i've been very serious about much of anything. I think some of you have just taken things around here way too seriously.

[The Happening]

Wow, you're more dense than i originally gave you credit for. I was referring to the post i quoted. It's your schtick that you're funny and full of jokes, not mine. Yes, well all knew what you were talking about as funny. Hence I brought it up as the "enter" key joke. Come on now, stay with me. I didn't think I had to quote everything for you. Next time I will.

[mikeyboy]

Really? I'd love a few examples. I don't think i've been very serious about much of anything. I think some of you have just taken things around here way too seriously.

See below...

I had a clever retort, but talking with hall monitors is like talking to a giant pile of horse shit. So for the sake of letting all of this fake drama which is perpetuated by the hall monitors on here pass, lets just laugh at stupid shit once again.

You got me "guy who takes message boards way to seriously". Never even been to wackbag. Just on here to laugh at some stuff, and spit some funny shit of my own. But with posters like you it's getting continuously harder to do. Loosen up douche. It's gonna be ok!

Thanks for taking a break from strangling puppies to respond.

You are coming from a very angry place. I want to counter with kindness. I'll start by educating you on something. Vagina's are vertical, not horizontal. It's ok, I understand that you're confused on the matter. Also, that thing you sucked on wasn't a clit. Clit's aren't 8 inches long, black, and don't shoot cum. See, we are clearing some things up here.

As for my grammar, I deeply apologize. I type quickly, and don't stop to analize everything I've written. I find it to be a more genuine/laid back approach. I'll work on it though just for you sunshine, I promise. Maybe I wasn't taking my spelling too(see i'm learning) seriously. Thanks for showing me the light!

I feel like we are becoming fast friends. Most great friendships start with some kind of friction/dispute. One day we will look back on this and laugh(the laughing will be done at my contribution to this conversation. Because lets face it, you're uptight and corny as hell). I wanna end by saying I love you Stuft. Not in a Bruce Vilanch/fat butthole sex between men kind of way. But in a buddy comedy kind of way. Like if your wife ever threw you out of the house(yes I know you don't have a wife, we already went over how you still think vagina's are horizontal a few paragraphs back. Just pretend), you could sleep on my couch, and shenanogans would ensure between you, me, my new wife, and our old high school football coach(We had such a good team our senior season. Remember when I threw you that touchdown pass to win state?).

So be happy Stuft. Take that knife away from your wrist and smile. Things are gonna be ok!

Not to mention, the Brian Atene fight you got in may just win most retarded e-fight of the year.

I'm not sure why you have such a massive chip on your shoulder, but you need to scale it back. You're being a tool.

[Crossweird]

I wasn't dismissive.
I was encouraging you
to cut down on
the use of the
return key so
your posts stop
looking like this.
I'm worried
you'll get
carpal tunnel.
                                                If you
are going to use weird spacing like that,
you should at least try to make it look like
something  pretty, like, say,  a heart or a
rainbow                                   or even
a puppy and
a  flower. Or
just make a
penis.

[Sue_Bender]

If you
are going to use weird spacing like that,
you should at least try to make it look like
something pretty, like, say, a heart or a
rainbow or even
a puppy and
a flower. Or
just make a
penis.

What a dick.

[The Happening]

See below...







Not to mention, the Brian Atene fight you got in may just win most retarded e-fight of the year.

I'm not sure why you have such a massive chip on your shoulder, but you need to scale it back. You're being a tool. Yes, and those are all responses to things other people said. Come on, now that's not being fair with this situation. You're making it seem as if I just randomly posted those things without an kind of provoke. That's pretty weak on your part. No biggie though.

As for the Brian Atene discussion. It really wasn't a big deal. It didn't turn into a fight until I was called a moron for my opinion if you remember. Once again it's no biggie, just be consistent.

[TobyWong]

Anyone who gets his panties in a twist over a Brian Atene discussion is, by definition, a tool

[styckx]

So. To summarize.

If you don't get jokes, sarcasm, or cynicism, which ronfez.net is saturated with. You're being targeted.

[The Happening]

Anyone who gets his panties in a twist over a Brian Atene discussion is, by definition, a tool I don't think it was Brian Atene that got my silk panties all wet and in a twist. I think it was just randomly being called a moron by some random guy who was embarassed. Brian Atene is the actor of his generation. But I don't think he has the power to twist panties.

[The Happening]

So. To summarize.

If you don't get jokes, sarcasm, or cynicism, which ronfez.net is saturated with. You're being targeted. Correct me if i'm wrong, but I don't think anyone said they were being targeted.

[underdog]

Oh silly uptight poster who hates anyone new on the boad, and thinks he has some kind of ownership of the show/board over other posters: When will you learn?

I like new posters.

I've read your posts. You get the Robin Williams courtesy "LOL" because you have been on here for a while. But trust me, you're about as funny as a tetanus shot. But i'm not gonna hold that against you. Maybe we can go bowling sometime!

I'm holding back my good jokes for when I hit 10,000 posts. Just you wait!

[Dude!]

I like new posters.



I'm holding back my good jokes for when I hit 10,000 posts. Just you wait!

i for one
enjoy and appreciate
your subtle wit
and self-deprecating
humor
you seem very good-natured
and i like you

[foodcourtdruide]

I wasn't dismissive.
I was encouraging you
to cut down on
the use of the
return key so
your posts stop
looking like this.
I'm worried
you'll get
carpal tunnel.

I'm pro-Dude's posting style.

[underdog]

i for one
enjoy and appreciate
your subtle wit
and self-deprecating
humor
you seem very good-natured
and i like you

Aw. Now I want to hug you. :drunk:

[weekapaugjz]

Aw. Now I want to hug you. :drunk:

tummy sticks?

[underdog]

tummy sticks?

Is there any other type of hug?

[Dude!]

I'm pro-Dude's posting style.

see post 134
in this thread:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2287086&posted=1#post2287086

you earned it