Which Is More Creepy?

[Freitag]

simple enough:

Lord Jezo

OR

Just for Men hair color ads.

We all know if Jezo's exploits, but if you've missed the Just for Men ads, they've had the following:

1) Keith Hernandez and Walt Clyde Frazier being creepy stalkers and listening outside of a guy's apartment door as he takes his date upstairs

2) Emmitt Smith in the worst nursing home known to man.

3) Daughters desparately trying to replace their dead mother, sending their father out on dates even though he's crushed

4) Another daughter hoping that her dad gets a job because the insurance money from their mom's death has run out

5) A man attempts to break out of a loveless marriage at his high school reunion, only to be thwarted by his wife showing up

6) A man experiences a Tyler Durden esque breakdown at a job interview, literally splitting into two personas

[A.J.]

Men coloring their hair is more pathetic than creepy.

[TheMojoPin]

Creepiest of all is the middleaged dude in the ExtenZ commercials that are on every fucking commercial break.

Plus, you left out the worst hair-coloring ad, which I think I ranted about here before...the one where the son gets into college, and the dad resigns himself to having to get a job so he has to color his hair. What the fuck?!? First of all, were they just banking on their kid to be too stupid to get into college that he retired without having put any money away for the kid's school? Secondly, God forbid you have to keep working to send your child off to college, you heavy sighing, lazy prick. Maybe you should have thought through your brilliant plan of retiring at 48.

[Freitag]

Creepiest of all is the middleaged dude in the ExtenZ commercials that are on every fucking commercial break.



The one who looks like Ossie Davis and waggles his eyebrows after all the girls in the ad say "big!" with major emphasis? Yes, that's awful too.


Plus, you left out the worst hair-coloring ad, which I think I ranted about here before...the one where the son gets into college, and the dad resigns himself to having to get a job so he has to color his hair. What the fuck?!? First of all, were they just banking on their kid to be too stupid to get into college that he retired without having put any money away for the kid's school? Secondly, God forbid you have to keep working to send your child off to college, you heavy sighing, lazy prick. Maybe you should have thought through your brilliant plan of retiring at 48.

I forgot about that one, I had it confused with either a heart medication ad or a stop smoking ad, that he wanted to extend his life to see his son graduate.

You have to see the daughter hoping her dad gets a job and helps him with the tie. It's SUPER creepy. Like "So THAT'S how it is in their family!" creepy.

[TheMojoPin]

The one who looks like Ossie Davis and waggles his eyebrows after all the girls in the ad say "big!" with major emphasis? Yes, that's awful too.

Nah, I'm talking about the one that's just supposed to be the dude and his wife being interviewed in their kitchen. He's just so creepy about it, like he's trying way too hard to sound blase and make it all clinical and logical like a bad science teacher.

[red_red_red]

this is downright frightening:
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg

[Freitag]

Nah, I'm talking about the one that's just supposed to be the dude and his wife being interviewed in their kitchen. He's just so creepy about it, like he's trying way too hard to sound blase and make it all clinical and logical like a bad science teacher.

OK, there's another ad for a similar product then which is bad, but not as creepy as just for men. Just bad. I'll find it when I get home.

[Dude!]

the colonial penn insurance
commercials are ultra creepy
as well

there is a whole series of them
like at the black family reunion
talking about uncle fred
and how smart he was to buy
that incredible $5000 policy

[TheMojoPin]

the colonial penn insurance commercials are ultra creepy as well. there is a whole series of them, like at the black family reunion talking about uncle fred and how smart he was to buy that incredible $5000 policy.

Fixed.

[drjoek]

Get Tivo. I haven't watched a commercial in 3 years.

[TheMojoPin]

Shut up, drkillsathread.

[Freitag]

Get Tivo. I haven't watched a commercial in 3 years.

so how's that work with a live sporting event, where just for men ads are prevalent? Do they have a flux capacitor?

[ToiletCrusher]

just for men hair coloring.

Age like a man, accept that your body doesn't stay the same forever.

Bunch of pussies.

[El Mudo]

Just For Men Touch Of Gray commercials, with the elderly 60s radicals


As shown here:


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Not only terribly creepy, but rage inducing. I HATE baby boomers.


Hahaha....the worst part of that commercial is around 12 seconds, where he's pretending to play the guitar with the hot chick and the tambourine...LOL

[jennysmurf]

this is downright frightening:
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg


Lysol douche? Oof.:blink:

[Freitag]

That reminds me:

What about the Prilosec OTC ad with "Too Old For Dancing in the Club" soccer mom?

[KnoxHarrington]

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Gay sex with an oven?

[SatCam]

Which Is More Creepy?

I like the idea behind this thread, I think it can potentially branch out into other threads that are LordJezo vs. X


good job, matty