Rubber Raft Dilemma..Sam or Dave...

[OneEyeJack]

Your the captain of a boat that just sank.You, Sam and Dave are in a rubber raft that can hold only two. You have a pistol, they don,t.Which one goes over the side?

remember Sam can answer any questions about classic wrestling you can come up with.Dave knows Axl Rose like the back of his hand...


CHOOSE ONE NOW...

[yojimbo7248]

are you serious? that bullet would be in Sam's brain before we even got into the lifeboat.

[chefdoug68]

dave stays in the raft. I hope we have some sunscreen...

[Tallman388]

Dave Stays, Sam goes the way of the dodo.

[biozombie]

Too easy, Davey Mac has the voice of an angel and can sing any song ever written even if he doesn't know the lyrics.

[denko]

fuck sam... gimme lucky boy.

[TobyWong]

Sammy gets the toss

[denko]

i'll go so far as to say i would cut sam's legs off, then throw him over so dave and i could paddle back to safety with them.

[yojimbo7248]

i'll go so far as to say i would cut sam's legs off, then throw him over so dave and i could paddle back to safety with them.

ha!
who would think this would be even close?

[brettmojo]

Sorry Dave.

But Sam has those black genes in him, so he'd probably be better at doing all the paddling.

[MacVittie]

I would jump overboard. I am willing to martyr myself so that the world can continue to enjoy Special Delivery.

[burrben]

i love sam roberts

[Drunky McBetidont]

i'll go so far as to say i would cut sam's legs off, then throw him over so dave and i could paddle back to safety with them.

would you keep the arms to snack on? if you were in the sun long enough you could make jerky. plenty of salt to keep it from spoiling.


i'd have keep dave on the boat, he has babies waiting on him.



---btw--- if there is a sigpic award thread, denko needs to be nominated. brilliant.

[Gvac]

I'd love to see this exact same thread started on Wackbag...

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Sam gets one in the forehead, Dave gets pistol-whipped, and the travel agency that booked this shitty cruise gets burned to the ground.

[Sue_Bender]

Even if there were room for 12 people...

Sam goes over in a jiffy.

Any excuse is a good one.

[Slumbag]

I like Sam and all, but I want Pitbull Mac with me, punching sharks in the face.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I guess I have to save Dave. He's got 2 kids to support now. Sorry Sammy. Maybe his hair would keep him afloat anyway.

[Devo37]

are you serious? that bullet would be in Sam's brain before we even got into the lifeboat.

just make sure you shoot from the front, cuz that 'fro would stop a bullet from an elephant rifle!

[somebody66]

dry dave, that's how you wannabe, just like ma.

[sailor]

sam's tiny.

[tanless1]

its not personal; but dave wld have to go. he eats to much.

[denko]

would you keep the arms to snack on? if you were in the sun long enough you could make jerky. plenty of salt to keep it from spoiling.



---btw--- if there is a sigpic award thread, denko needs to be nominated. brilliant.

thank you...

i hadn't even thought of eating the arms, not a bad idea.

[Misteriosa]

sam sleeps with the fishies.

and why stop at cutting off the legs? if we take the arms too, we can get there crew style.

[Penelope]

That was a very difficult question to answer. I love Sam and Dave both. Sam shares my love of slasher movies, and that gave me pause . . . before he was thrown out of the boat. Dave is just more important. Redheads are dying out. Plus, Dave is just damn loveable, and there's no way I could ever hurt him. No offense Sam.

[hydee]

I picked Dave ( sorry Dave) but I think Sam is cute, I love his hair, and sarcasm is something I appreciate.

[Heather 8]

remember Sam can answer any questions about classic wrestling you can come up with.


And thus he must be destroyed.

[Crispy123]

Easiest poll ever. Unless theres a dildo up his ass and hes eating his own shit, Dave goes over.

[KEITHJAY]

Sam goes in after a good fucking by Dave for my amusement :thumbup:

[RADIO-SHARK]

:smoke:Gosh!! there are so many questions about Bruno Samartino I would like to know the answers to but I also wonder what type of sneakers Axl Rose wears.I,ll need some time to think this thur..

[Recyclerz]

I can't believe we got to the second page and no one has done the obvious line...

(ahem) You do what's best for the species and shoot a hole in the raft.






Thank you. I'll be here all weekend. Don't forget to tip the waitresses.

[STC-Dub]

I would jump overboard. I am willing to martyr myself so that the world can continue to enjoy Special Delivery.

Beat me to it.

[RADIO-SHARK]

:smoke:I thought about this alot and being a fair individual and also liking both Sam and Dave,I,ve come up with a solution. Sam and Dave both go into the water and fight it out as not to damage my raft. Then the winner is allowed back on board and rows me to safety.