Toilet Humor

[dino_electropolis]

I've noticed that I may have an odd toilet thing ( no MoQuo!).

Basically when urinating I don't flush after I'm done, but rather flush as I get near to completion to time it so it all ends together.

Kinda like a childish game. Anyone else, or am I alone in a private world of wierdness?

[Judge Smails]

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[ANC]

I just tap my foot until I make a friend.. wait, what?

[ToiletCrusher]

Someone called me?!?!?!

[Hottub]

When I am visiting a friend's house, I like to do a poopie in the water tank of the toilet.
Hilarity ensues.

[hunnerbun]

Hehehehe love the ads for Envirolet, the composting toilets, over on the left side!

[dino_electropolis]

When I am visiting a friend's house, I like to do a poopie in the water tank of the toilet.
Hilarity ensues.

The good Ol' Upper Decker.

[SouthSideJohnny]

The good Ol' Upper Decker.

We call it a "Top Shelf" down south.

[dino_electropolis]

We call it a "Top Shelf" down south.

Of course you do.....lol

[KC2OSO]

I play that same stupid pee game where the pee has to end at the same time the flush ends.

What I wonder is when you come upon a row of toilets and there's that one that's completely clogged with 500 sheets of tp and shit and is just a complete mess. What the hell led up to that? I've never created one of those...

[SatCam]

I like to draw things or make circles with my piss

[topless_mike]

the "Dry Dock" is a classic, but it must be well timed.

basically, you close the water valve and flush. then you proceed to drop a log on the exposed part of the bowl. wipe and drop paper into wastebasket. close the lid. wash hands, then leave.

next person opens the lid to find the monster just sunning himself leisurely.

[ANC]

the "Dry Dock" is a classic, but it must be well timed.

basically, you close the water valve and flush. then you proceed to drop a log on the exposed part of the bowl. wipe and drop paper into wastebasket. close the lid. wash hands, then leave.

next person opens the lid to find the monster just sunning himself leisurely.

:laugh: I love it!


I remember at my old job, the ol' plastic wrap over the toilet bowl trick... :laugh:

[biggirl]

My son does a tripod while pooping. Seriously. We couldn't figure out why he came out without his clothes and socks on all of the time. So I walked in on him, pooping, he had both of his feet and his hands on the toilet lid to poop. Wow, he must be half jungle animal or something.

[cougarjake13]

When I am visiting a friend's house, I like to do a poopie in the water tank of the toilet.
Hilarity ensues.



i ve pissed in there


never was bold enough to shit in someones