Trashy yard decorations

[styckx]

So, spinning off Tubs landscaping thread, what are some of the more white trash(or our other fine races also) or stereotypical white trash yard decorations? Maybe someone can add a poll once we get a good list. Don't be offended if you own one of the things listed. All in good fun.

I'll start off with the tried and true yard globe

http://www.seattlesecretgarden.com/images/Barkyard%20Globe.jpg

[Hottub]

Mary On The Half Shell.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/151319281_714cc1725f.jpg?v=0

[Gvac]

http://noliberty.com/pink-flamingo-lawn-decoration.jpg

A favorite of Staten Island guineas.

[epo]

Seriously people, cut it with the fucking gnomes....

http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/Enchanted%20Fantasies%20Images/gnomes.JPG

[Gvac]

Come to think of it, I don't think anything other than a classic looking sundial is acceptable.

Everything else looks trashy.

[IMSlacker]

http://noliberty.com/pink-flamingo-lawn-decoration.jpg

A favorite of Staten Island guineas.

I find these guinea impatiens Gvac's been planing suspect.

http://www.gardenshopcolyton.co.uk/images/New%20Guinea%20Impatiens.jpg

[Foster]

Come to think of it, I don't think anything other than a classic looking sundial is acceptable.

Everything else looks trashy.

I beg to differ

http://www.lawnjock.com/images/whitejockey1.jpg

pure class my friend

[Hottub]

http://www.sethbarnes.com/blogphotos/sethbarnes/www/cat_ghetto.jpg
Car on blocks
25 cats.

[epo]

Come to think of it, I don't think anything other than a classic looking sundial is acceptable.

Everything else looks trashy.

Take it back!

http://www.goddessgift.net/images/buddha-garden-meditation-AT-O-200GRN.jpg

[silks]

http://www.gazzola.us/MTP/Images/home.jpg

Major appliances always a nice touch.

[styckx]

At the shore you'll see a lot of boat gardens, and usually nearby leaning up against a tree or something is a boat anchor

http://www.willowburn.co.uk/Willowburn%20Gallery/photos/boat%20garden%201.JPG

[Kublakhan61]

I've never seen a boat garden before -BUT, I like it!

[silks]

Who could forget the tire planter...

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pr_planter.gif

[grlNIN]

Come to think of it, I don't think anything other than a classic looking sundial is acceptable.

Everything else looks trashy.

Is that really how old you are? Clocks weren't even invented?

[Gvac]

Is that really how old you are? Clocks weren't even invented?

And we liked it that way!

Men were men and women were glad to have 'em!

You kids and your cell phones!

[styckx]

Ahh, a nice summer night, cool breeze in the air, think I'll open the windows DINGDINGINDINGINDINGIDINGNG and read a book FDIUDNIDNINDINGIDINGDINGINDGINDING, ok, maybe I'll watch some tv inste... DINGIDNINGDINDOINDGINDGINDINGINDGINDIGN. Fuck this shit I'm closing the windows.

God do I fucking hate wind chimes

http://www.boldersounds.net/images/WindChimes.gif

[boosterp]

Mary On The Half Shell.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/151319281_714cc1725f.jpg?v=0

Any thing with mary or jebus is tacky except at x-mas time.

[tele7]

Come to think of it, I don't think anything other than a classic looking sundial is acceptable.

Everything else looks trashy.

Amen brother!

http://www.glamorati.com/celebrity/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/neverland-ranch-thumb.jpg

[Liverspot]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/amazinggifts/GARDEN/GNOMETOmain.jpg

[KatPw]

Seriously people, cut it with the fucking gnomes....

http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/Enchanted%20Fantasies%20Images/gnomes.JPG

But I love Gnomes :down: Are mushrooms forbidden also?

[~Katja~]

styckx... you need to go to some white trash neighborhoods... none of the things you describe are white trash... a bit cheesy perhaps but not trashy.

[Brad in Bama]

Mark my words when I say I have the perfect what the fuck picture coming soon to this thread. This guy has the yard of all yards. I'll take one first of next week.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Baz9ABnPNvI/SC9zTsxl5MI/AAAAAAAAAOI/E3daIn7vliQ/s320/100_0068.JPG

Of course this isn't my pic, but I seriously saw a family use a toilet as a planter across the street from my aunt's old house.

It was over a decade ago before we carried camera phones everywhere or I'd at least have a grainy pic of it.

[KatPw]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Baz9ABnPNvI/SC9zTsxl5MI/AAAAAAAAAOI/E3daIn7vliQ/s320/100_0068.JPG

Of course this isn't my pic, but I seriously saw a family use a toilet as a planter across the street from my aunt's old house.

It was over a decade ago before we carried camera phones everywhere or I'd at least have a grainy pic of it.

Was anyone in the family a plumber?

[Death Metal Moe]

Was anyone in the family a plumber?

No idea, it was one of those neighborhoods where people didn't talk a lot.

[STC-Dub]

Do the 6 tires that a house about a block away from my house have thrown on their front lawn count?