Petition- Sign Here- The Resurgence of RonFez.net

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to try a slip the wife some vodka cock, later fags

Yeah, I know where it's not going.

[styckx]

Thats cause you broke it on cam.......

I kinda lobbed that one over the plate huh?

[underdog]

Well the cool .net crew has reared up and fought a mighty battle against the new poster. I forgot that .Net hates OnA, you hate Wackbag, you hate Fez, that anyone who doesnt suck at the teet of the BigAssVeteran's gets trashed....nice bunch of members MikeyBoy.........I didnt come here to fight or to start a flame war.

I like that you're fighting against people who aren't really the ".net crew", yet that's the conclusion you've drawn. Good work.

[TNABuffalo]

I kinda lobbed that one over the plate huh?

With your history of work, that tends to happen.

[styckx]

I like that you're fighting against people who aren't really the ".net crew", yet that's the conclusion you've drawn. Good work.

Not for nothing but it's a post like that people get the misconception that there is some sort of initiation or some shit to be "accepted" by some pseudo cool crowd.

[underdog]

Not for nothing but it's a post like that people get the misconception that there is some sort of initiation or some shit to be "accepted" by some pseudo cool crowd.

I really just meant he wasn't fighting against Mojo.

[3Setsof10]

I like that his immaturity is everyone else's fault

[Snoogans]

Not for nothing but it's a post like that people get the misconception that there is some sort of initiation or some shit to be "accepted" by some pseudo cool crowd.

cool kids are gay

[styckx]

I really just meant he wasn't fighting against Mojo.

oh ok, now I get it :)

[Lunchbox420]

That's not nice.

Sorry MB..I fixed it

[Snoogans]

Sorry MB..I fixed it

what a pussy. Since when do people listen to Mikeyboy?

[underdog]

oh ok, now I get it :)

I accept everyone.

But that's only because every new person here is one more person who might not ignore me.

[underdog]

what a pussy. Since when do people listen to Mikeyboy?

spoon did.

[Snoogans]

spoon did.

no he got banned. Cause he didnt listen

[3Setsof10]

no he got banned. Cause he didnt listen

He'll be back?

[Snoogans]

never, mikey IP banned him

[underdog]

no he got banned. Cause he didnt listen

Mikey asked him to stop bad mouthing Gaz and spoon said he would. But he asked MB to "ban" him so it wouldn't look bad.

[Snoogans]

Mikey asked him to stop bad mouthing Gaz and spoon said he would. But he asked MB to "ban" him so it wouldn't look bad.

spoon is banned cause of a fight at 5am with pantera. IP Banned.

[Stuft]

never, mikey IP banned him

NEVER!!??? To hell in a handbasket... :flush:

[Snoogans]

yea we are kinda pissed. If they dont overturn the IP ban a bunch of us are just gonna start another board so spoon can post. Its really insane

[mikeyboy]

spoon is banned cause of a fight at 5am with pantera. IP Banned.

He's not IP banned

[ADF]

I'm all signed up.

[Foster]

He's not IP banned

thats not what Snoogans says

[underdog]

spoon is banned cause of a fight at 5am with pantera. IP Banned.

That's what he wants you to think.

[Snoogans]

He's not IP banned

seriously bro? you really gotta go fuck it all up? These asshats were actually believing me. Nice head. YOU USED TO GET JOKES

[Lunchbox420]

I like that you're fighting against people who aren't really the ".net crew", yet that's the conclusion you've drawn. Good work.

I guess I used that term generically , I wasnt really thinking I was fighting with the cool kids, but one could easily draw that conclusion with the amount of piling on....

[slurp mercury]

Mikey asked him to stop bad mouthing Gaz and spoon said he would. But he asked MB to "ban" him so it wouldn't look bad.

I can't imagine that anyone on this planet would ever say a negative word about Gaz. His opinions and thoughts are important to us all.

[Foster]

I can't imagine that anyone on this planet would ever say a negative word about Gaz. His opinions and thoughts are important to us all.

most of us feel that same way, but alas spoon is not one who does

[Snoogans]

most of us feel that same way, but alas spoon is not one who does

by most of us do you mean NOBODY?

[Kris10]

:innocent:

I'm not in the middle of this

[slurp mercury]

most of us feel that same way, but alas spoon is not one who does

That's because Spoon is obviously jealous of the brilliance of one Mr. GAZ!

[Snoogans]

That's because Spoon is obviously jealous of the brilliance of one Mr. GAZ!

by brilliance do you mean parroting what others do and say?

[Stuft]

seriously bro? you really gotta go fuck it all up? These asshats were actually believing me. Nice head. YOU USED TO GET JOKES

Douche! I was preparing myself to have to fill the void w/ more booze or pills, whichever. Not nice.

[SP1!]

It will be better when their resident moron, ESdumbass is off the show, until then .net has a sense of self righteousness that is misplaced.

Its a rare day when whackbag is looked at as the voice of reason.


Oh, please quit talking on the show dave you suck collie ass.

[Foster]

That's because Spoon is obviously jealous of the brilliance of one Mr. GAZ!

considering all spoon's hostility toward gaz, I believe you're right

[Snoogans]

It will be better when their resident moron, ESdumbass is off the show, until then .net has a sense of self righteousness that is misplaced.

Its a rare day when whackbag is looked at as the voice of reason.


Oh, please quit talking on the show dave you suck collie ass.

HEY STOP. YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO BADMOUTH DAVE ANYMORE. The BALLBUSTERS CANT BE BALLBUSTED

[Snoogans]

considering all spoon's hostility toward gaz, I believe you're right

are you a cheep.....bahhhhhhh

you sound like you got octopus comin out of jour fugging ears mang.


THINK FOR YOURSELVES. Anyone who thinks gaz is great its because he just parrots the show ideas.

[slurp mercury]

HEY STOP. YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO BADMOUTH DAVE ANYMORE. The BALLBUSTERS CANT BE BALLBUSTED

Hey Mister! We only say NICE things about anything associated with the show on THIS SITE!

[ScottFromGA]

FUCK WACKBAG IN THEIR FUCKHOLES!


well...not really but then again, Yes.


ScottFromGa.....almost at 3000 posts!

[mikeyboy]

are you a cheep.....bahhhhhhh

you sound like you got octopus comin out of jour fugging ears mang.


THINK FOR YOURSELVES. Anyone who thinks gaz is great its because he just parrots the show ideas.

Wow, you sound like you're parroting someone else's ideas. :innocent:

[Snoogans]

Wow, you sound like you're parroting someone else's ideas. :innocent:

he just happens to be right. Ive gone after gaz on it before. Ijust havent been here in awhile cause hammersavage creeped me out

[Kris10]

Ijust havent been here in awhile cause hammersavage creeped me out

you too!

[mikeyboy]

You just learn to live with it.

[Snoogans]

You just learn to live with it.

dude he PMed other people asking how i was and sayin he missed me. Im genuinely creeped out

[underdog]

It will be better when their resident moron, ESdumbass is off the show, until then .net has a sense of self righteousness that is misplaced.

Its a rare day when whackbag is looked at as the voice of reason.


Oh, please quit talking on the show dave you suck collie ass.

I like that you never break your shitty character.

[walker]

Best board on the internet.


Best people.


Positivity.


Good-looking broads.


Mikeyboy.


Not Wackbag.


Unified front.


LOVE FOR THE RON & FEZ SHOW.



These are the reasons why we're bringing the board back. Sign Up, please, if you love Ron & Fez and this board.


Beanie's cunt smells like my tackle box

[epo]

Beanie's cunt smells like my tackle box

Is that necessary?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Beanie's cunt smells like my tackle box

:nono: :banning:

[underdog]

Beanie's cunt smells like my tackle box

I like that you never break your shitty character.

[mikeyboy]

Beanie's cunt smells like my tackle box

:blink:

Starting off on the wrong foot again?

[styckx]

wtf is with people tonight

[Spaz]

That's because Spoon is obviously jealous of the brilliance of one Mr. GAZ!

who wouldnt be ? he was poster of the year.

[Foster]

Beanie's cunt smells like my tackle box

that statement doesn't really reflect the spirit of this thread

[mikeyboy]

wtf is with people tonight

http://www.steadyhealth.com/articles/user_files/4540/Image/tampon.jpg

[underdog]

wtf is with people tonight

I miss marc and hammersavage.

[Snoogans]

who wouldnt be ? he was poster of the year.

HA. Spaz and Slurp. Isnt that line a time warp. You guys better not touch each other. Same Matter cant occupy the same space

[slurp mercury]

who wouldnt be ? he was poster of the year.

His brilliance makes our world a better place!

[Kris10]

http://www.steadyhealth.com/articles/user_files/4540/Image/tampon.jpg

not me! :clap:

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.steadyhealth.com/articles/user_files/4540/Image/tampon.jpg

2 pack. 1 for the pink and 1 for the stink

[mikeyboy]

HA. Spaz and Slurp. Isnt that line a time warp. You guys better not touch each other. Same Matter cant occupy the same space

How do you keep yourself from touching like 200+ "sports figures" who post on the board?

[Snoogans]

How do you keep yourself from touching like 200+ "sports figures" who post on the board?

those are my friends. I just had them sign up. What I cant be friends with athletes?

[paulisded]

I like that you never break your shitty character.

Board characters stink.

[Drunky McBetidont]

those are my friends. I just had them sign up. What I cant be friends with athletes?

so that is where phelps got the grass.:smoke:

[mikeyboy]

those are my friends. I just had them sign up. What I cant be friends with athletes?

Maybe you could convince your friends to be funny.

[yojimbo7248]

Board characters stink.

a-fucking-men, brother

[Snoogans]

so that is where phelps got the grass.:smoke:

Shhhh

Maybe you could convince your friends to be funny.

Jealous? I dominate so much you made a character about me, fool

[styckx]

Board characters stink.

Would you like some skittles, peppermints or a pushpin?

[Snoogans]

Would you like some skittles, peppermints or a pushpin?

you got any York's?

[epo]

Would you like some skittles, peppermints or a pushpin?

I'd like some shittles.

[mikeyboy]

http://www.saratogacoffeetraders.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/heath.jpg

[Snoogans]

http://www.saratogacoffeetraders.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/heath.jpg

Heath? What are you some kinda homo?

[mikeyboy]

Heath? What are you some kinda homo?

Fucking delicious. I can't help it if you're lacking any semblance of taste.

[Gvac]

Heath? What are you some kinda homo?

He's a rich boy.

[3Setsof10]

Fucking delicious. I can't help it if you're lacking any semblance of taste.

Who could not like a Heath bar???

[styckx]

I'll back Mikeyboy up on this one, Heath bars aren't bad at all

[dino_electropolis]

He's a rich boy.

Funny, i always thought these were the choice of the wealthy sweet tooth.
http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/toblerone1.jpg

[Snoogans]

Who could not like a Heath bar???

Men. Men who eat real candy. Like Snickers and Reeses and Roll O's and shit

[mikeyboy]

I think they cost the same as a Snickers.

[Kris10]

Yuck to Heath bars

[Gvac]

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[mikeyboy]

Men. Men who eat real candy. Like Snickers and Reeses and Roll O's and shit

Roll-Os are for chicks and pre-op transexuals.

[Snoogans]

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he doesnt rely on his old man's money though. Its his sugar momma wife that gives him the free ride

[Snoogans]

Roll-Os are for chicks and pre-op transexuals.

how dare you ever knock a candy thats just chocolate and caramel. What are you a fuckin communist?

[Kris10]

Roll-O's are yuck as well.

[mikeyboy]

how dare you ever knock a candy thats just chocolate and caramel. What are you a fuckin communist?

Enjoy your little dainty bites of candy, Precious. I'll bet you stick out your pinkie as you pop them in your mouth.

[Snoogans]

Enjoy your little dainty bites of candy, precious.

still look more manlier than you and your fruity fuckin heath bar

[styckx]

Knock it off, both of you!

[Snoogans]

Knock it off, both of you!

please, im not lettin him get the last word in

[3Setsof10]

still look more manlier than you and your fruity fuckin heath bar

We gonna go here?

Don't be talkin' smack about fuckin Heath bars

[Snoogans]

We gonna go here?

Don't be talkin' smack about fuckin Heath bars

garbage. id rather eat a caramello

[Hottub]

please, im not lettin him get the last word in

Oh, sweet!
You wanna go there?:devil2:

[Drunky McBetidont]

sweedish fish rule the candy isle

[Foster]

drjoek will get a hard-on reading this thread

[Snoogans]

Oh, sweet!
You wanna go there?:devil2:

I have way too much info on you son

sweedish fish rule the candy isle

cant argue with this. Swedish fish fuckin dominate

[dino_electropolis]

sweedish fish rule the candy isle

Is that off the coast of Sugartopia?


seriously though, this is a discussion of chocolates, not candy as a whole......


because if it was about candy in general, Skittles clearly take it down.

[Snoogans]

Is that off the coast of Sugartopia?


seriously though, this is a discussion of chocolates, not candy as a whole......


because if it was about candy in general, Skittles clearly take it down.

fuck that. Starburst is better than fuckin skittles. And fish own them all. Stop it

[Caseyelan]

wtf is with people tonight

this.

[STC-Dub]

What am I signing up for?

[dino_electropolis]

fuck that. Starburst is better than fuckin skittles. And fish own them all. Stop it

Starburst take a close second, no doubt.

Swedish fish get all gunked up in the teeth.....and only come in one flavor....

Communist red, if you ask me.

[Snoogans]

this.

is there a picture missing or something?

[Drunky McBetidont]

What am I signing up for?

trial membership on wackbag

[mikeyboy]

Can we at least agree that Necco Wafers eat uncut monkey cock?

[Snoogans]

Starburst take a close second, no doubt.

Swedish fish get all gunked up in the teeth.....and only come in one flavor....

Communist red, if you ask me.

and skittles dont get stuck to your teeth? Most of those candies do. And its only one flavor cause its so awesome you dont need more flavors.

Reese's Pieces also kick fuckin ass, way better than M&M's. You savages

[mikeyboy]

is there a picture missing or something?

http://tmideast.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/facepalm2ly3.jpg

[Snoogans]

Can we at least agree that Necco Wafers eat uncut monkey cock?

indeed. Worse than now and laters

[Drunky McBetidont]

Can we at least agree that Necco Wafers eat uncut monkey cock?

who eats those. if i got the little short stack on halloween i would throw them out. fucking rolled up in wax paper and all dusty. wtf.

[Gvac]

If we're talking candy that gets stuck to your teeth, one rules all.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCdDRPP8xaM/Rm7APrnAB5I/AAAAAAAAAGE/a1SF90fiNQ0/s320/mikeAndIkeNew.jpg

Skittles, Swedish Fish, and Starburst can only dream about being half as good.

[Snoogans]

who eats those. if i got the little short stack on halloween i would throw them out. fucking rolled up in wax paper and all dusty. wtf.

mikey prob gives them out on halloween, cause he hates everyone

[mikeyboy]

indeed. Worse than now and laters

Now & Laters are like Starburst that got blessed by the suck fairy.

[Snoogans]

If we're talking candy that gets stuck to your teeth, one rules all.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCdDRPP8xaM/Rm7APrnAB5I/AAAAAAAAAGE/a1SF90fiNQ0/s320/mikeAndIkeNew.jpg

Skittles, Swedish Fish, and Starburst can only dream about being half as good.

time to take your pills old man. Back into the home. Its past your bedtime


AND DONT FUCK WITH RAISINETTES EITHER. DOMINATING. Well not raisinettes, they suck. But real chocolate covered raisins

[Gvac]

Dark chocolate covered raisins from Trader Joe's rule. Dark chocolate and milk chocolate raisinettes suck a bag of dicks.

[Snoogans]

Now & Laters are like Starburst that got blessed by the suck fairy.

yea, shitty knock off starburst

[styckx]

Can we at least agree that Necco Wafers eat uncut monkey cock?

Yep, right up there w/ these fuckers

http://anniestreasuretrove.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/candy-dots.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Dark chocolate covered raisins from Trader Joe's rule. Dark chocolate and milk chocolate raisinettes suck a bag of dicks.

Worse than Raisinets:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Frt9Q5sVL._SL500_AA200_.jpg

[Gvac]

Yep, right up there w/ these fuckers

http://anniestreasuretrove.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/candy-dots.jpg

Are you insane?

Dots are amazing.

At least they were when I was 7. I don't think I've had 'em since.

[dino_electropolis]

Jolly Ranchers.....in free candy or lollipop form.

Watermelon or green apple.

[Snoogans]

Worse than Raisinets:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Frt9Q5sVL._SL500_AA200_.jpg

i see your snowcaps and raise you goobers

[mikeyboy]

Yep, right up there w/ these fuckers

http://anniestreasuretrove.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/candy-dots.jpg

Any candy that forces you to eat bits of paper sucks Koala shit.

[Gvac]

Worse than Raisinets:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Frt9Q5sVL._SL500_AA200_.jpg

Fuck you.

Sno-Caps are the best.

They've been my #1 movie candy since I was a kid.

They're for real men who like dark chocolate, not milk chocolate like sissies do.

[Snoogans]

Fuck you.

Sno-Caps are the best.

They've been my #1 movie candy since I was a kid.

They're for real men who like dark chocolate, not milk chocolate like sissies do.

they are for men who like penis

[dino_electropolis]

Fuck you.

Sno-Caps are the best.

They've been my #1 movie candy since I was a kid.

They're for real men who like dark chocolate, not milk chocolate like sissies do.

Bro, "sno-caps".....i mean seriously.

[mikeyboy]

Fuck you.

Sno-Caps are the best.

They've been my #1 movie candy since I was a kid.

They're for real men who like dark chocolate, not milk chocolate like sissies do.

They are effeminate semi-sweet chocolate chips.

[Gvac]

Jolly Ranchers.....in free candy or lollipop form.

Watermelon or green apple.

OK Grandma!

[epo]

Can we at least agree that Necco Wafers eat uncut monkey cock?

YOU SON OF a BITCH!

[Gvac]

they are for men who like penis

Bro, "sno-caps".....i mean seriously.

They are effeminate semi-sweet chocolate chips.

Why don't the three of you head down to Chelsea and hang with Fez in the piano bar?

[BlackSpider]

Stay on topic...

[mikeyboy]

Stay on topic...

:banning:

[Hottub]

Fuck you.

Sno-Caps are the best.

They've been my #1 movie candy since I was a kid.

They're for real men who like dark chocolate, not milk chocolate like sissies do.

They are not milk chocolate. They are not dark chocolate.
They are semi sweet.
Custom made for sexually undecicive individuals, such as yourself.

[dino_electropolis]

OK Grandma!

What? Jolly Ranchers?

You must not be feelin well.....

have some of these.....
http://richardwilson.typepad.com/tvgrouting/images/zwerthers_1.jpg

[styckx]

What? Jolly Ranchers?

You must not be feelin well.....

have some of these.....
http://richardwilson.typepad.com/tvgrouting/images/zwerthers_1.jpg

They smell like my grandma

[dino_electropolis]

They smell like my grandma

(that was kinda my point)

[Snoogans]

What? Jolly Ranchers?

You must not be feelin well.....

have some of these.....
http://richardwilson.typepad.com/tvgrouting/images/zwerthers_1.jpg

dude seriously. What are you older than Otis Nixon?

[hammersavage]

Anybody say Junior Mints? I like Junior Mints.

http://www.simplysneakers.com/wp-content/gallery/10/nike-sb-classic-mint-green-2.jpg

[epo]

Anybody say Junior Mints? I like Junior Mints.

http://www.simplysneakers.com/wp-content/gallery/10/nike-sb-classic-mint-green-2.jpg

Fucking commoner.

[Gvac]

Mint is disgusting.

[Snoogans]

what a shock, that fuckin creep eats a fuckin creep candy. You want choc and mint, GET A YORK LIKE A MAN

[mikeyboy]

Anybody say Junior Mints? I like Junior Mints.

http://www.simplysneakers.com/wp-content/gallery/10/nike-sb-classic-mint-green-2.jpg

Yeah, who doesn't love eating Othello pieces filled with spooge-consistency mint.

[styckx]

Also, as far as Reese's Peanut Butter cups. LAMEO

Any man knows the only time real peanut butter filled chocolate goodness comes out is at Easter, Halloween, and Christmas

Peanut Butter Eggs, Pumpkins, Trees > Peanut Butter Cups.

[hammersavage]

Peanut Chews. Always chastised for my love of Peanut Chews.

[mikeyboy]

Also, as far as Reese's Peanut Butter cups. LAMEO

Any man knows the only time real peanut butter filled chocolate goodness comes out is at Easter, Halloween, and Christmas

Peanut Butter Eggs, Pumpkins, Trees > Peanut Butter Cups.

styckx also likes his steak to be cut up into fun shapes.

[Snoogans]

Also, as far as Reese's Peanut Butter cups. LAMEO

Any man knows the only time real peanut butter filled chocolate goodness comes out is at Easter, Halloween, and Christmas

Peanut Butter Eggs, Pumpkins, Trees > Peanut Butter Cups.

i believe reese's pieces were brought up. not cups

[styckx]

i believe reese's pieces were brought up. not cups

Just heading it off at the pass

[mikeyboy]

i believe reese's pieces were brought up. not cups

Reese's Pieces? You're probably just trying to trap and fuck an extra-terrestrial.

[lleeder]

You're all commoners the real deal is a 4 dollar Godiva peanutbutter cup.

[Snoogans]

Reese's Pieces? You're probably just trying to trap and fuck an extra-terrestrial.

please. Like anyone on this board WOULDNT fuck an alien if they had the chance.

Especially a virgin loser like hammersavage

[mikeyboy]

You're all commoners the real deal is a 4 dollar Godiva peanutbutter cup.

Does your wife give you those as consolation after she tells you you can't go to a bar night?

[hammersavage]

please. Like anyone on this board WOULDNT fuck an alien if they had the chance.

Especially a virgin loser like hammersavage

All jokes aside, who wouldn't. I'd break my cherry for that.

[Gvac]

Reese's pieces taste like shit. I love peanut butter but whatever is in them, it ain't good.

Awful.

[hammersavage]

Does your wife give you those as consolation after she tells you you can't go to a bar night?

this board just got REAL

[lleeder]

Does your wife give you those as consolation after she tells you you can't go to a bar night?

when did i miss a bar night?

[Snoogans]

Reese's pieces taste like shit. I love peanut butter but whatever is in them, it ain't good.

Awful.

do tastebuds stop working when you get old too?

NOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY I FUCKIN SMOKE SO MUCH. DO YOU REALLY WANNA END UP LIKE THIS MAN?

[epo]

Peanut Chews. Always chastised for my love of Peanut Chews.

As you should be you filthy animal.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I just finished watching the Departed.

Lousy movie.

However, I'm docking the RUTHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS 10 points for going after the fat jokes and not jokes about the IEDs missing the target.

[mikeyboy]

when did i miss a bar night?

I was hoping that detail would just get glossed over.

[Snoogans]

I just finished watching the Departed.

Lousy movie.

However, I'm docking the RUTHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS 10 points for going after the fat jokes and not jokes about the IEDs missing the target.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CANDY

STAY ON TOPIC

[mikeyboy]

However, I'm docking

Wife's away?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was hoping that detail would just get glossed over.

BTW, why are you 1) having an emergency work call at 9p on a Saturday and 2) why are you having a "family picnic" at 9p on a Saturday?

[lleeder]

I was hoping that detail would just get glossed over.

I thought you meant last night. That had to be one empty ass going away party.

[mikeyboy]

BTW, why are you 1) having an emergency work call at 9p on a Saturday and 2) why are you having a "family picnic" at 9p on a Saturday?

1) Don't fucking ask

2) It actually started at 7:00

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wife's away?

http://dearfrannie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/captain-stubing1.jpg

[hammersavage]

when did i miss a bar night?

You better get clearance for July 11th.

[Foster]

I thought you meant last night. That had to be one empty ass going away party.

actually it was pretty packed

[led37zep]

Are we going to ignore underdogs post in this thread too?

i just want to make sure we get the count right.


Consider me DOWN!

[Tenbatsuzen]

1) Don't fucking ask

2) It actually started at 7:00

1) So the penance for you to be able to have weird work hours is working on a Saturday at 9pm

2) Isn't 7pm late for kids that old? Just asking for future parental reference

3) Isn't having a picnic at night missing a vital ingredient... the sun?

[hammersavage]

Are we going to ignore underdogs post in this thread too?

i just want to make sure we get the count right.


Consider me DOWN!

Who

[Tenbatsuzen]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CANDY

STAY ON TOPIC

YOU EAT CANDY WITH A MOVIE

FUCK YOU

[Snoogans]

MOTHERFUCKERS

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CANDY

I dont wanna hear about Mikeyboy's sugar momma. CANDY

[Tenbatsuzen]

Who

token person of color

[hammersavage]

I really enjoy Good and Plenty. They look like pills. Purple and white pills.

[MadMatt]

http://dearfrannie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/captain-stubing1.jpg

You heard it here first folks - Tenbats is gay for Gavin MacLeod.

[epo]

I really enjoy Good and Plenty. They look like pills. Purple and white pills.

Great, another candy I have to stop liking.

Son of a bitch.

[Tenbatsuzen]

MOTHERFUCKERS

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CANDY

I dont wanna hear about Mikeyboy's sugar momma. CANDY

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[hammersavage]

Great, another candy I have to stop liking.

Son of a bitch.

You had a goal, but not that many 'cause you're the only one I'll give you good and plenty

[Gvac]

Licorice is for imbeciles.

[Snoogans]

I really enjoy Good and Plenty. They look like pills. Purple and white pills.

i thought you usually eat blue pills to make your tiny cock work

[hammersavage]

i thought you usually eat blue pills to make your tiny cock work

I'm just gonna prematurely cum anyway, why would I waste the money?

[Tenbatsuzen]

You heard it here first folks - Tenbats is gay for Gavin MacLeod.

let it float... it floats back to youuuuuuuu

[yojimbo7248]

Licorice is for imbeciles.

what the fuck are you talking about? red licorice is the best.

[MadMatt]

I really enjoy Good and Plenty. They look like pills. Purple and white pills.

Yeah, but somehow the candy coating on the outside is ungodly sweet! Maybe it's because the licorice is a little bitter, but I can't eat too many without going into sugar shock from the coating.

[hammersavage]

What about Dandy Candy? I think that's the best kind.

[Gvac]

what the fuck are you talking about? red licorice is the best.

I meant black and you know it.

Don't you dare take away my Twizzlers.

[dino_electropolis]

Great, another candy I have to stop liking.

Son of a bitch.

Any licorice or licorice derivative candy is strictly the work of the devil.

[styckx]

YOU EAT CANDY WITH A MOVIE


He's dating candy?

[Snoogans]

what the fuck are you talking about? red licorice is the best.

twizzlers you mean?

Ewwwww

[mikeyboy]

1) So the penance for you to be able to have weird work hours is working on a Saturday at 9pm

2) Isn't 7pm late for kids that old? Just asking for future parental reference

3) Isn't having a picnic at night missing a vital ingredient... the sun?

0) I'm not sure why I'm answering your questions.

1) I've been working pretty regular 10-13 hours a day for the last month. Shit just needs to be dealt with during weird hours sometimes.

2) It was supposed to start at 6:00 but we had some disconnect with family in town. FWIW, my kids rock the night anyway.

3) Ever heard of summer? Besides at 9:00 when I posted, it was after I was home and done with said conference call and picnic.

[led37zep]

I'm just gonna prematurely cum anyway, why would I waste the money?

Wait wait wait.


I assume you're usually alone.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm still fascinated with Mikey's "night picnic". Has his soul-sucking job altered his clock so much that he lives on a different schedule than the rest of us?

He probably can't reply because he's making breakfast for his wife.

[Snoogans]

I'm still fascinated with Mikey's "night picnic". Has his soul-sucking job altered his clock so much that he lives on a different schedule than the rest of us?

He probably can't reply because he's making breakfast for his wife.

who are you hammersavage now. Stop creeping everyone out and put down the binoculars you whacko

[Tenbatsuzen]

0) I'm not sure why I'm answering your questions.

1) I've been working pretty regular 10-13 hours a day for the last month.

ugh, sucker. I did that. You know what that got me? Downsized.

Maybe it's different in the world of "law", but I'll be goddamned if I don't give anything I don't love more than 8 hours.

[hammersavage]

Wait wait wait.


I assume you're usually alone.

Just the thought makes me drop a load

[brettmojo]

wtf is with people tonight

http://addins.kwwl.com/blogs/weather/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fullmoon.jpg

dude seriously. What are you older than Otis Nixon?

His jaw is probably in better shape though.

Also, as far as Reese's Peanut Butter cups. LAMEO

Any man knows the only time real peanut butter filled chocolate goodness comes out is at Easter, Halloween, and Christmas

Peanut Butter Eggs, Pumpkins, Trees > Peanut Butter Cups.

That once was true... Until this,

http://candyfordinner.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/reeses-dark-batman-se/DSC03739.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

Hey Buddays!

Did I miss anything?

Ohhhhhhhhh.....


What an epic thread derailment! :wacko:

[Tenbatsuzen]

who are you hammersavage now.

An unhealthy interest in sheepy's sister?

Yeah, just it's the other one

[bobrobot]

Hey Buddays!

Did I miss anything?

Ohhhhhhhhh.....


What an epic thread derailment! :wacko:


ouch!!!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/10/train.jpg

[MadMatt]

Licorice is for imbeciles.

Oh, suck it grandpa! You can stick with your penny candy and Worther's Originals, the rest of us will be less judgmental.

:laugh:

[yojimbo7248]

I meant black and you know it.

Don't you dare take away my Twizzlers.

http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/entertainment/images/Ani-DiFranco-05.jpg

[Snoogans]

An unhealthy interest in sheepy's sister?

Yeah, just it's the other one

it was so funny watchin him flop with her all night

[yojimbo7248]

Hey Buddays!

Did I miss anything?

Ohhhhhhhhh.....


What an epic thread derailment! :wacko:

Hiya, Sue
What's your favorite candy?

[Tenbatsuzen]

it was so funny watchin him flop with her all night

I know things

[hammersavage]

it was so funny watchin him flop with her all night

Are your Asian woman eyes seriously that blurry? I talked to her for 5 minutes and the second your creepy ass walked over, she got really uncomfortable. Then the fact that you couldn't shut the fuck up about how good of a high school baseball player you were, like anyone could ever care.

Tell the Joe Benigno story again

[MadMatt]

I meant black and you know it.

Don't you dare take away my Twizzlers.

http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/music/images/Ani-DiFranco.jpg

:lol::lol::lol: Fuck! Yojimbo beat me to it and used the exact same pic!

[led37zep]

Just the thought makes me drop a load

Reality is rarely the sexual afrodisiac

[Snoogans]

Are your Asian woman eyes seriously that blurry? I talked to her for 5 minutes and the second your creepy ass walked over, she got really uncomfortable. Then the fact that you couldn't shut the fuck up about how good of a high school baseball player you were, like anyone could ever care.

Tell the Joe Benigno story again

email all my friends sayin how your creepy gay ass misses me again. Leave me alone you fuckin nut

[underdog]

Roll-Os are for chicks and pre-op transexuals.

I like roll-os.

Can we at least agree that Necco Wafers eat uncut monkey cock?

Strangely, I live about 3 blocks from the original Necco wafer factory. Not sure what that means.

Reese's Pieces? You're probably just trying to trap and fuck an extra-terrestrial.

West-Side?

Are we going to ignore underdogs post in this thread too?

What did I say? I forget sometimes.

[dino_electropolis]

Surprised that Underdog hasnt posted here yet.

[led37zep]

What did I say? I forget sometimes.

Thats SOOOOOO you.

so forgetable.

[Sue_Bender]

Hiya, Sue
What's your favorite candy?


Howdy, yojimbo!!

Any type of malted balls.

I love to see how many I can cram into my mouth before they melt together forming a large malted ball brick.

Delicious!

[Gvac]

Howdy, yojimbo!!

Any type of malted balls.

I love to see how many I can cram into my mouth before they melt together forming a large malted ball brick.

Delicious!

I love you more and more each day.

[mikeyboy]

Howdy, yojimbo!!

Any type of malted balls.

I love to see how many I can cram into my mouth before they melt together forming a large malted ball brick.

Delicious!

Sue likes balls.

S_B is the best.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Are your Asian woman eyes seriously that blurry? I talked to her for 5 minutes and the second your creepy ass walked over, she got really uncomfortable. Then the fact that you couldn't shut the fuck up about how good of a high school baseball player you were, like anyone could ever care.


You dumb fuck, she was uncomfortable THE ENTIRE NIGHT.

[styckx]

Sue likes balls.

S_B is the best.

Malted balls are good but they don't stay fresh long and the center gets soft

[Snoogans]

You dumb fuck, she was uncomfortable THE ENTIRE NIGHT.

seriously. I went in to distract her from hammer so she could run

[Tenbatsuzen]

West-Side?



+4. Would have given you the Fridays Non-Clappy Hands award but you multi-quoted, ruining the timing and funny

[Tenbatsuzen]

seriously. I went in to distract her from hammer so she could run

shut up, you peter cetera man who will fight for your honor motherfucker.

[mikeyboy]

seriously. I went in to distract her from hammer so she could run

In the rf.net playbook, that's called the Ham5

[Sue_Bender]

shut up, you peter cetera man who will fight for your honor motherfucker.

:lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

In the rf.net playbook, that's called the Ham5

what's the play when snoogans, pantera, and FMjeff take a "walk"?

[mikeyboy]

what's the play when snoogans, pantera, and FMjeff take a "walk"?

The "redI"

[Snoogans]

shut up, you peter cetera man who will fight for your honor motherfucker.

it aint honor. Its more ill fight for anyone who needs to be saved from hammersavage. Even you

[Tenbatsuzen]

...and when I get banned?

[Snoogans]

The "redI"

ive never smoked with Jeff. He creeps me out too. He is a ball grabber

[mikeyboy]

...and when I get banned?

"carnivale"

[dino_electropolis]

what's the play when snoogans, pantera, and FMjeff take a "walk"?

3 Muskateers, possibly the worst chocolate bar going.

[Tenbatsuzen]

it aint honor. Its more ill fight for anyone who needs to be saved from hammersavage. Even you

I'm quite capable of extracting myself from socially retarded people on my own. Just ask Sexybastard.

[led37zep]

Sue likes balls.

S_B is the best.

Is that fucking code?


I don't have time for puzzles michael

[Tenbatsuzen]

3 Muskateers, possibly the worst chocolate bar going.

die in a fire.

3 mustakteers RULES. it's the only chocolate candy that doesn't upset my stomach at work.

[Snoogans]

3 Muskateers, possibly the worst chocolate bar going.

glad someone remembers what this thread is for

[Tenbatsuzen]

"carnivale"

I'm sure you have pinatas, sombreros, and fireworks at the ready.

[mikeyboy]

die in a fire.

3 mustakteers RULES. it's the only chocolate candy that doesn't upset my stomach at work.

Is that the Turkish knock-off?

[Snoogans]

Is that the Turkish knock-off?

HA


3 musk is such garbage. Go eat it with some worthers

[hammersavage]

Love Mike, hate Ike

http://www.candy.org/cleanimages/concession/mikeikeoriginalmovie.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

die in a fire.

3 mustakteers RULES. it's the only chocolate candy that doesn't upset my stomach at work.

Wow....how sad is that statement....and on so many levels.

[MadMatt]

HA


3 musk is such garbage. Go eat it with some worthers

Hey! Quit stealing my Worther's insult! :furious:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wow....how sad is that statement....and on so many levels.

the quality of the slop they serve in my office is subpar at best. And three musketeers is delicious.

[Snoogans]

Hey! Quit stealing my Worther's insult! :furious:

Like you are important enough to read what you say


COMMONERS KEEP BOTHERING ME. Ban them all, mikey.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is that the Turkish knock-off?

I've had a few glasses of wine, nazi asshole.

[Snoogans]

the quality of the slop they serve in my office is subpar at best. And three musketeers is delicious.

Somalian people would refuse to eat that trash

[MadMatt]

Like you are important enough to read what you say


COMMONERS KEEP BOTHERING ME. Ban them all, mikey.

:lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Somalian people would refuse to eat that trash

the food in my office? fuck yeah.

[MadMatt]

I've had a few glasses of wine, nazi asshole.

That has to be the worst name for a wine i have ever heard.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That has to be the worst name for a wine i have ever heard.

I'm having the Mengele vintage, with colon polyps. It's really quite sublime.

[bobrobot]

http://www.driveintheater.com/history/intermis.jpg

[led37zep]

That has to be the worst name for a wine i have ever heard.

It was in the "unclipped" aisle of trader joes.

[Snoogans]

That has to be the worst name for a wine i have ever heard.

fuck you. Now i have to start reading what you say

[mikeyboy]

Somalian people would refuse to eat that trash

I thought you were supposed to be some kind if Norma Rae-like union rep for the board? Stop drinking the bongwater and get your bit right.

[Snoogans]

I thought you were supposed to be some kind if Norma Rae-like union rep for the board? Stop drinking the bongwater and get your bit right.

i was waiting for you to give the go ahead. Muy Bueno

[styckx]

It was in the "unclipped" aisle of trader joes.

Goatweed has a aisle to himself?

[NewYorkDragons80]

How about we all stop talking about what we think is wrong or right all the fucking time and start adding to the board.

Seriously. I didn't know we had a problem until there was a concerted effort to fix something I didn't think was broken.

[dino_electropolis]

That has to be the worst name for a wine i have ever heard.

It goes best with a fine Sauerbrauten and a sense of unparalleled racial superiority.

[bobrobot]

That has to be the worst name for a wine i have ever heard.

HA HA HA!!! That made me horselaff!!!

http://www.splodge-plog.com/wp-content/splodge-uploads/2008/01/horse_laughing.jpg