Cousins and Groping

[WampusCrandle]

How far does a cousin have to be before it's kinda O.K. to do anything sexual with them? I say never ... but recently, there's been one ... and without going into any other details, she is loaded (well over 60 million). Our great grandmothers were sisters.

Oh glorious Oracle, do I dare cross into the realm of creepy for a more comfortable life?

[spoon]

Wrong

[sailor]

about half of states (including new york) allow you to marry a cousin. darwin, einstein, fdr and rudy giuliani married a cousin. this site (http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=famous) is a good source of info.

[shittles]

people get so hung up on who is marrying and groping who. I don't like to limit love

[Farmer Dave]

I wouldn't even know if my great g'ma had a sister let a lone an offspring's offspring there of. Bang away and get you some cash.

[spoon]

There are just WAY too many other women out there to have to go there. Sorry, money and sex are bad motivators too which can lead u down wrong paths.

Move on Wampus Whatley!

[sr71blackbird]

Go for it!

[Scanty]

I thought you were a chick!

[Gvac]

Our great grandmothers were sisters.

You're probably less related than a "stranger" you might meet.

Bang away.

[sailor]

You're probably less related than a "stranger" you might meet.

Bang away.

good point. they share 2nd great grandparents, making them third cousins. virtually unrelated.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i'll bang her and tell you all about it. that way it stays classy.

[hammersavage]

This movie explains so much.

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/les-cousins-dangereux-77816.jpg

[RoseBlood]

oh please, like she's going to have sex with YOU.

[biggirl]

If you know you are related in some way that makes it wrong and kinda creepy. Money isn't everything......

[instrument]

yeah i'm worth millions and i wanna bone my message board loser cousin.

[WampusCrandle]

i'll bang her and tell you all about it. that way it stays classy.

you most certainly class personified.

You're probably less related than a "stranger" you might meet.

Bang away.

You are my sensei, Gvac.

oh please, like she's going to have sex with YOU.

Oh please, you're just jealous because im young, you must be old (over 30) and i don't want to pound a snatch that resembles Necronomicon,

[MacVittie]

If I passed my 3rd cousin walking down the street I'd never be able to tell. I have some second cousins I feel fairly close to family-wise, and some I have never met. If it feel wrong, don't do it. Otherwise, what's holding you back?

[EliSnow]

yOh please, you're just jealous because im young, you must be old (over 30) and i don't want to pound a snatch that resembles Necronomicon,

She's only two years older than you.

[TripleSkeet]

Anything after 2nd cousin is perfectly acceptible. And for $6o million, Id even let that slide.

[WampusCrandle]

She's only two years older than you.

ugh - she is older than me. too old

[DarkHippie]

You are fine as long as it is not 1st cousins. Don't even think twice about it, or use it to make it seem dirty and hot

[IamPixie]

you most certainly class personified.



You are my sensei, Gvac.



Oh please, you're just jealous because im young, you must be old (over 30) and i don't want to pound a snatch that resembles Necronomicon,

you already made your decision. why ask? You're so cranky anymore.

[SatCam]

I'd say go for it. As far as relations go, brother/sister is probably where I draw the line

[Kris10]

Only if I had no idea we were related

[TNABuffalo]

Are cousins by marriage fair game then?

[RhinoinMN]

I thought this was about fishing with your cousins. I do that all the time.

[Dirtbag]

Only if I had no idea we were relatedExactly. If I was with someone and found out later there was some distant connection I don't think I'd be too skeeved out. Knowing beforehand and doing it anyway is a little creepy.

[A.J.]

Cousins marrying cousins is quite common here.

[WampusCrandle]

I thought this was about fisting with your cousins. I do that all the time.

fixed it.

[Gvac]

I had a third cousin that was hot as fucking hell when we were younger.

Not a day goes by that I don't regret not banging her.

Now she's old, fat, and hideous with three kids.

Don't repeat my mistake, Wampus.

[WampusCrandle]

I had a third cousin that was hot as fucking hell when we were younger.

Not a day goes by that I don't regret banging her.

Now she's old, fat, and hideous with three kids.

Don't repeat my mistake, Wampus.

Note To Self: don't have sex with Gvac's third cousin.

[spoon]

Oh please, you're just jealous because im young, you must be old (over 30) and i don't want to pound a snatch that resembles Necronomicon,

Come on, I'd fuck both of you.

[Gvac]

Note To Self: don't have sex with Gvac's third cousin.

I meant I regretted NOT banging her.

Maybe if I did it would have saved her from her awful fate.

[RhinoinMN]

I meant I regretted NOT banging her.

Maybe if I did it would have saved her from her awful fate.

Sure. I bet she would have rather led a life with 3 eyed monchichi looking shits running around.

[epo]

Sure. I bet she would have rather led a life with 3 eyed monchichi looking shits riding the short bus because he banged his cousin.

Fixed it for ya.

[WampusCrandle]

Come on, I'd fuck both of you.

I found a bucket of lard - Let's get my as prepped for your jock cock, Spoon!

I meant I regretted NOT banging her.

Maybe if I did it would have saved her from her awful fate.

Note To Self: Go back in time and pound Gvac's cousin's vagina opening.

[Gvac]

Note To Self: Go back in time and pound Gvac's cousin's vagina opening.

Take me with you!




Bro...a young Sofia Loren.

But hotter.

Honest to God.

[WampusCrandle]

Take me with you!

Bro...a young Sofia Loren.

But hotter.

Honest to God.

wow .... nice. so, does she look worse than Loren does now?

[grlNIN]

A former client for the program i work for is currently pregnant with her first cousin's baby & they plan to start a family.

The nurse that used to see her found this out from a current client, pretty terrible.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Now she's old, fat, and hideous with three kids.


translated: 34, 5'10, 140.

[Crispy123]

First cousins having kids have less of a chance of birth defects as fat people or people who smoke. I say 2nd or further no prob unless you grew up together and/or it feels wierd to you.

[WampusCrandle]

First cousins having kids have less of a chance of birth defects as fat people or people who smoke.

where did you get that stat from?

[brettmojo]

where did you get that stat from?
I imagine it was whispered reassuringly into his ear.

[Hottub]

As a moderator here, part of my job description is to help the members.
Tell you what. I'll do the cousin, do what you will with the cream pie.
I'll already be on the road with a sammich in one hand, and a cold Corona in my lap.

Service above self, my friend.

[grlNIN]

and a cold Corona in my lap.

Too far.

[TheGameHHH]

I have a 3rd cousin thats hot as hell. If she ever gave me a hint that she wanted to fuck, id be inside her faster then Carl Crawford swiping a bag

[WampusCrandle]

As a moderator here, part of my job description is to help the members.
Tell you what. I'll do the cousin, do what you will with the cream pie.
I'll already be on the road with a sammich in one hand, and a cold Corona in my lap.

Service above self, my friend.

hahahaha, you are a Mod to be desired, Hottub.

[cougarjake13]

how do u know u even have a shot of doing anything

[led37zep]

I found a bucket of lard - Let's get my as prepped for your jock cock, Spoon!


Would you fuck Spoon if you found out he was your 2nd cousin?

[boosterp]

I've really given this some thought. I still have family in Germany who I met some of them. One is a 3rd cousin who is a low level manager at Porsche and was really hot. We hung out, went drinking, I even passed out next to her bed on the floor. I am sure I had some dirty thoughts but never acted on them. times I wonder why, but knowing she was related just would creep me out.

[Stuft]

There are so many fuckable holes in the world...if you pick one that is even remotely related to you, you need therapy.

Get outta your fishbowl!!!

[WampusCrandle]

There are so many fuckable holes in the world...if you pick one that is even remotely related to you, you need therapy.

Get outta your fishbowl!!!

we all want what we can't have

[Farthammer]

For 60 mil I would bang my first cousin no problem. I actually have a couple hot ones too.

[strawberrypop]

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[Thomas Merton]

about half of states (including new york) allow you to marry a cousin. darwin, einstein, fdr and rudy giuliani married a cousin. this site (http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=famous) is a good source of info.


Darwin married a cousin? Ha, I find that ironic. So much for natural selection