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ryno1974
06-09-2009, 02:15 PM
OK, a friend of mine who also happens to be my boss, has 3 kids - 2 boys and a girl. They are like 7,5,2. They are without doubt some of the goofiest looking kids I have ever seen. The old man is a red head (creepy enough in itself) and so is the mom, so guess what? So are two of the kids. The little girl looks just like the dad, which is unfortunate since he is like 5'6", 265, hairy with no neck.

I know all kids are cute, etc. etc., but these ones aren't. The worst part is that the parents always want you to tell them how cute their kids are - "Arent they the cutest?" "Isn't she the prettiest little girl you have ever seen?" The real answer is NOOOOOOO!

I'm just venting, if I complain to my wife she tells me I am being mean. But man, are those kids ugly.

Anyone else ever have this happen to them?
WampusCrandle
06-09-2009, 02:27 PM
ginger kids are a bit awful to look at - you expect them to burst in the sun like tnt in a pinata.
spoon
06-09-2009, 02:29 PM
Truthfully, I think all kids are ugly until at least 2. Babies are ugly fuckers.
Caseyelan
06-09-2009, 02:34 PM
You work for my husband?

Ginger kids can be cute:

PROOF:

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs059.snc1/4529_105237691279_594886279_3102362_6972064_n.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs003.snc1/2785_94137196279_594886279_2912115_8177101_n.jpght tp://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2566/216/91/594886279/n594886279_2763749_3086501.jpg
hammersavage
06-09-2009, 02:35 PM
Is Stan ginger? Can you even tell yet?
Caseyelan
06-09-2009, 02:38 PM
Is Stan ginger? Can you even tell yet?

he has no eyebrow color.... so that is one sign of a fair/ ginger kid... BUT has brown hair on his head. So I dunno....

Whatever color stan is... is the color of fantastic!
WampusCrandle
06-09-2009, 02:38 PM
Truthfully, I think all kids are ugly until at least 2. Babies are ugly fuckers.

Kids are really living footballs with limbs, until the age of 2.
spoon
06-09-2009, 02:40 PM
Kids are really living footballs with limbs, until the age of 2.

I'm pretty sure I can punt a 2 year old at least 40 yards in the air.
WampusCrandle
06-09-2009, 02:41 PM
I'm pretty sure I can punt a 2 year old at least 40 yards in the air.

let's have a Ron and Fez kick ball game instead of a baseball game
Farmer Dave
06-09-2009, 02:46 PM
All parents are oblivious to their own kids ugliness or lack of ugliness. It insures their survival or we would have more parents drowning their ugly offspring.

Since he is your boss, just be polite. Parents also don't know when they are being lied to on the subject.
ryno1974
06-09-2009, 03:07 PM
You work for my husband?

Ginger kids can be cute:

PROOF:

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs059.snc1/4529_105237691279_594886279_3102362_6972064_n.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs003.snc1/2785_94137196279_594886279_2912115_8177101_n.jpght tp://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2566/216/91/594886279/n594886279_2763749_3086501.jpg




Your kids = cute.


My buddy's kid = not

(too dumb to know how to insert pic here):help:
SatCam
06-09-2009, 03:15 PM
Since he is your boss you should make sure he knows how ugly his kids are on a regular basis.

Boss: "hey ryan why are you late to work?"
Ryan: "because my kids arent ugly"

Boss: "hey ryan we're gonna have to let you go"
Ryan: "welllll atleast my kids arent a bunch of ugly fucks. seriously dude your kids are fucking ugly and Ive been dropping hints this entire time. Didja fuck your wife with a can of tomato sauce or something?"
Lady Resin
06-09-2009, 03:34 PM
Truthfully, I think all kids are ugly until at least 2. Babies are ugly fuckers.

Damn I want to hook up my nephew up with her. Purrtiy babies!

http://by102w.bay102.mail.live.com/att/GetAttachment.aspx?tnail=3&messageId=44f79c45-7152-4521-a93d-a8c8a41b482b&Aux=44|0|8CB099305C696F0|
boosterp
06-09-2009, 03:38 PM
90% of babies are unidentifiable ugly shitters. Once they start to grow up only 40% of them remain ugly until teen years.
Kris10
06-09-2009, 05:07 PM
When I was pregnant I wanted a boy. I had 5 ultrasounds, all said it was a girl. I was still convinced I was having a boy. Baby came out, dr said "its a girl" and the first thing I clearly remembering saying was "is she ugly" and he laughed at me & said "she's beautiful" & I said "are you sure or are you just saying that?" This was before I had seen her myself. Thankfully, I had a c-section and she was rather cute.
silera
06-09-2009, 05:14 PM
I remember after having my first son, my ex husband and I would tell each other we weren't sure if he was cute or not. Then one day, a stranger with no interest whatsoever in my feelings told me he was cute.

I remember rushing home and screaming at my ex husband "He's cute honey! There's no reason this person would have told me that. They didn't even have to talk to me!"

That was a relief.

Julianna makes my cute meter hurt.
red_red_red
06-09-2009, 05:54 PM
OK, a friend of mine who also happens to be my boss, has 3 kids - 2 boys and a girl. They are like 7,5,2. They are without doubt some of the goofiest looking kids I have ever seen. The old man is a red head (creepy enough in itself) and so is the mom, so guess what? So are two of the kids. The little girl looks just like the dad, which is unfortunate since he is like 5'6", 265, hairy with no neck.

I know all kids are cute, etc. etc., but these ones aren't. The worst part is that the parents always want you to tell them how cute their kids are - "Arent they the cutest?" "Isn't she the prettiest little girl you have ever seen?" The real answer is NOOOOOOO!

I'm just venting, if I complain to my wife she tells me I am being mean. But man, are those kids ugly.

Anyone else ever have this happen to them?
yes!! i judge other people's kids and post about it, it makes me a better, more good looking person. and thank god i'm not ugly, cuz then who am i to judge?
underdog
06-09-2009, 06:00 PM
Thankfully, I had a c-section and she was rather cute.

Why thankfully? Does your vagina turn stuff ugly?
Kris10
06-09-2009, 06:02 PM
Why thankfully? Does your vagina turn stuff ugly?

My kid didn't come out looking like:

http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/Conehead.jpg
monkfish
06-09-2009, 06:34 PM
he has no eyebrow color.... so that is one sign of a fair/ ginger kid... BUT has brown hair on his head. So I dunno....

Whatever color stan is... is the color of fantastic!

We're in the same boat as you and Dave - dark haired mom, viking colored dad (ginger) - daughter is 3 and has the exact same coloring as Julianna. Son is 18 months and started with no eyebrow color and brownish hair and it's staying brown (thank christ for that.)

You two make handsome kids - and congrats on Stanley.