Why Am I So Damned Sexy?

[GvacNoMore]

It hardly seems fair that I have been so blessed. Women swoon at the mere sight of me, and no other man around stands a chance when I enter a room. I did not ask for this power, it just happens to be that way. I recently had to pose for photos for Webster's Dictionary so they could print my image under the entry "stud" in their lastest edition.

My question is: do I have some sort of moral obligation to use my powers for good, or should I just be a "love 'em and leave 'em" lothario? Thanks.

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Thanks, Rooster!

[reeshy]

Why don't you just leave, GVAC?

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[sketchy]

maybe theyre attracted to to those hairy hobbit feet of yours.



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[Zipgun]

It ain't just the women pal.

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[Jennitalia]

i get hot just reading his posts ;)


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[JerseyRich]

I am now officially moist!

...and now I'm starvin' too with that "Hobbit Feet" comment.

:)

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[Captain Rooster]

*ahem...Gman...all egoes on the board must stay within 100 x 300....simmah' down nah'

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[Se7en]

It's the voice! You have this whole non-black Barry White thing going on.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's your humility that gets me all hot and bothered.

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[The Blowhard]

It's the modesty.

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[RF Godfather]

Hey no one can be perfect like you. Yo GvacNoMore, wanna "hang out" ;)

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cause youre CRACK BOY! and everyone can be addicted to you!

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[Sheeplovr]

Oh stupid me i thought it was his Giant penis and tight buns

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[TomPoo]

It hardly seems fair that I have been so blessed. Women swoon at the mere sight of me, and no other man around stands a chance when I enter a room.

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[HordeKing1]

GVAC - It's funny. When I looked under "stud" in Webster's Dictionary it had a picture of a 2 X 4.

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[GvacNoMore]

I didn't think it was possible...but guess what? I just looked in the mirror, and it seems I've gotten even BETTER LOOKING! How does this keep happenning?

Me like Fat Guy
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Thanks, Rooster!

[Captain Rooster]

Is this the mirror that they have at Chuck E. Cheese?



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This message was edited by LTRooster on 1-16-02 @ 4:39 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It must have been a pretty big mirror if your entire head fit in it.

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[FezNotRon]

It must have been a pretty big mirror if your entire head fit in it.


Alice, is that a sexual comment?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Alice, is that a sexual comment?


I'm married. what would I know about about sex?

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[HordeKing1]

Is that a mirror you're looking at? I thought it was a picture of Jim!

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[GvacNoMore]

23 hours and yet another crashing of the message board later...and I'm STILL devestatingly handsome!

Can nothing stop me?

Me like Fat Guy
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Thanks, Rooster!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I think I'm going to be sick.

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[GvacNoMore]

Breathe deeply, Alice, you'll be OK. It's not easy to gaze upon such pure machismo.

Me like Fat Guy
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Thanks, Rooster!

[Captain Rooster]

I think Fuzzy is getting sick from your strong mixture of CK One and B.O.

Quite a powerful combo ole' buddy!

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[GvacNoMore]

Something you'd like to confess, Rooster? Or are you sticking to the old "Don't ask, don't tell" line?

Me like Fat Guy
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Thanks, Rooster!

[Captain Rooster]

are you asking?

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[GvacNoMore]

You gonna tell?

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Thanks, Rooster!

[Captain Rooster]

OK OK OK OK OK OK OK ...I'll TELLL

Yes...I was the guy that took the three chicks into the bedroom while you played salty cracker with "Mr Fat Guy Numbah One Fuckie!"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

while you played salty cracker with "Mr
Fat Guy Numbah One Fuckie!"


Aww man, now I'm REALLY going to be sick!

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[HordeKing1]

Serious response (sorry) - You're attractive to women because you're a nice guy, a good person and a loyal friend.

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[CruelCircus]

Is that a mirror you're looking at? I thought it was a picture of Jim!

I prefer to be referred to by my screenname of CruelCircus on the Board, thanx...

Jim


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[GvacNoMore]

Does anybody know this "Cruel Circus" character? The nerve!

Oh, and HK...will you marry me?



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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

Thanks, Rooster!

[iscream22]

Same here GVAC. You know me...... Im 15, date 17 year olds, smoke cigars, drive cars, have a pimp limp, and have phat raps that noone can f**k with ,, WHAT?!

LOL :)

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[HordeKing1]

GVAC - If not for that anti-polygamy law...

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[Green Lantern]

If your sexy than Al Dukes is straight Nyuk Nyuk ;-)

[JerryTaker]

HEY!!

Remember, without us ugly people to be compared to, there'd be no good looking people, we'd just all be the same, I think you owe guys like me some gratitude!!!

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[GvacNoMore]

Iscream, my boy, you sure do make your "Papa" proud! You're a chip off the old block, kid!

HK, I understand...but the law cannot hold back our love. I know you know that, too.

JerryTaker, you're actually a pretty decent looking guy to be quite honest, so I would appreciate it if you stayed home at the next get together that I decide to attend. The less competition, the better.

Oh, and finally, lest any of you doubt just how sexy I truly am...all night long, I haven't been able to keep my hands off of myself! It's unbelievable. But true.


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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[CruelCircus]

HK, I understand...but the law cannot hold back our love. I know you know that, too.

JerryTaker, you're actually a pretty decent looking guy to be quite honest,
You've been spending WAY too much time talking to Alkey.
And that Black Irish guy can't be doing any good, either...


<br>DIC!! -- Drink, Kiss the Stone, Drink some more...

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[GvacNoMore]

I'm sorry, CC. I love you too.

Wow...my raw magnetism and sexuality is even crossing genders now. Who knew?


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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[DaniGirl]

Sheesh. I uncontrollably orgasm everytime I hear your name.

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[ag]

GVAC your such a stud I called out your name JO'ing

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I sound Like Frighty Fright? How?

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[GvacNoMore]

I just got a military style buzz cut, and I'm growing a goatee. I'm still gorgeous.

Thought you'd all like to know.


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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[DaniGirl]

It must be rough being so studly. How do you keep all the girls off of you?

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[Captain Rooster]

I knew you were obsessed with me! Same haircut...soon you'll be wearing a feather boa too!

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[TomPoo]

I can't believe this thread is still alive.



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[mark]

BRO iliked you when you where just a PUNK

YANKS 2 OUTS AWAY THANKS BOYS!!!

[mark]

BRO iliked you when you where just a PUNK

YANKS 2 OUTS AWAY THANKS BOYS!!!

[mark]

BRO iliked you when you where just a PUNK

YANKS 2 OUTS AWAY THANKS BOYS!!!

[GvacNoMore]

Wow! Where you been, Mark? Long time no see! This one's for you, buddy...

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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[HordeKing1]

Why does the "Dandy Highwayman" have a sword coming out of his nose?

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