Punch a celebrity

[ToiletCrusher]

You get to punch a celebrity in the face.

Any celebrity from anything.

Who would it be and why?

[hammersavage]

Rush Limbaugh

[Dude!]

i will go back 10 years
and punch michael bolton
cause he has always
skeeved me

[WampusCrandle]

i know i said it before, but i want to give a good punch in the face to Penny and Gary Marshall, as well as the cast of the View.

Good topic - where ever did you come up with a winner like this?!

[Crossweird]

Can the "John and Kate" kids count as one?

[ToiletCrusher]

i know i said it before, but i want to give a good punch in the face to Penny and Gary Marshall, as well as the cast of the View.

Good topic - where ever did you come up with a winner like this?!

It all started when a boy met a girl. He offered her some pocket candy and instead she got a vienna sausage. Oh wait, that's another story.

[STC-Dub]

Great Topic.

Soo many choices. Limbaugh is in the mix. Bob Costas has always struck as a smug prick so without too much thought he is my current choice.

[ToiletCrusher]

Can the "John and Kate" kids count as one?

If you can hit them all with one punch. Roundhouse that shit.

[Slumbag]

Is God a celebrity?
If so, I pick him.

[Crossweird]

If you can hit them all with one punch. Roundhouse that shit.

LINE UP! I HAVE CANDY!!!

[KingGeno]

Kathy Griffin

I would put "thor's hammer" force into my blow.

Close Second: Joe Buck


Fuckin sucks.

[underdog]

Stuart Scott.

[Gvac]

Bill Maher.

[ToiletCrusher]

You all do realize that your choices don't act as an answer to both questions, right?

[Crossweird]

Do we have to answer that?

[Gvac]

Bill Maher needs an explanation as to why?

Seriously?

I really thought everyone in the world wanted to punch him in the face.

[ToiletCrusher]

Well, I'll let him slide.

[spoon]

Bill Maher needs an explanation as to why?

Seriously?

I really thought everyone in the world wanted to punch him in the face.

Nope, love him.

[Dude!]

You all do realize that your choices don't act as an answer to both questions, right?

you should not have said "all"

the dude! said:

i will go back 10 years
and punch michael bolton
cause he has always
skeeved me

2 answers
as instructed

[Gvac]

Nope, love him.

Figures.

[underdog]

Stuart Scott.

To make his eyes point in the same direction.

[ToiletCrusher]

you should not have said "all"

the dude! said:



2 answers
as instructed


I will never correct you ever again. Keep up the your over use of the return key!

[Reynolds]

Stephen Hawking

[A.J.]

I'm too lazy to merge this one with the 5 previous threads on this topic.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm too lazy to merge this one with the 5 previous threads on this topic.

don't you think if you spent less time saying how lazy you are and more time doing your job, this thread would have been merged by now?

:happy:

[boosterp]

Al Gore.

Why? Because he's AL fucking GORE!

[A.J.]

don't you think if you spent less time saying how lazy you are and more time doing your job, this thread would have been merged by now?

:happy:

Pick, pick, pick.

[yojimbo7248]

Bill Maher needs an explanation as to why?

Seriously?

I really thought everyone in the world wanted to punch him in the face.

really? You could punch any celebrity and you would choose him? I'm with spoon. I like him

Glen Beck tops my list with Ted Nugent tied with Gene Simmons for second

[yojimbo7248]

Mafialife Chris's religion thread got me thinking. scratch Glen Beck, Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent. I would go on a US tour, visiting every t.v. evangelist or Secret-style Dr. Phil quack who was big enough to count as a celebrity and punch them in the face.

[Stankfoot]

stolen from Will Farrell thread

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'd like Don Richols to insult me really good.....then I'd knock his block off and say....

"So you think your funny now old tymer?"


http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/brett/don-rickles.jpg

[mendyweiss]

Is it possible to punch a cartoon ?
Road Runner- never liked him- too glib and cocky !!

[Thebazile78]

Current people on my "deserves a punch in the face" list are people I actually know and have to deal with in real life.

Although, I would like to beat Tom Cruise to a bloody pulp most days of the week, mostly due to the fact that I still believe (probably wrongly) that I am taller than he is and I could take him. The other part of it is the fact that he hasn't been cute since Legend and Top Gun and can't act his way out of a paper bag. Also, he's an ignorant fucko who desperately cries out for a beatdown.

I know for a fact that I'm taller than Al Sharpton from a random encounter in a hotel lobby in Manhattan, and if it wouldn't be decried as a hate crime, I'd like to beat him to a bloody pulp in a dark alley as well because he's a media whore.

Lastly, I think I would also like to beat every single pop "music" producer and "singer" because what passes for "music" on the top-40 stations today all sounds the same. I blame voice synthesizers, head mikes and Milli Vanilli.

[fezident]

I never punched a celeb but, once, when I met Jimmy Smits, I mentioned to his face how much I disliked the Star Wars prequels.

[RoseBlood]

I'm too lazy to merge this one with the 5 previous threads on this topic.

Yeah, but those threads are old.

Gene Simmons just to wipe that smug look he always has on his face. His tongue is gross and he probably has really bad breath too.

Cameron Diaz because everything about her annoying. She can't act. Her laugh is heinous. Her skin is atrocious and she has a joker smile. They made her look like a prettier version of herself in There's Something About Mary cuz even back then she wasn't too attractive.

Julia Roberts for her embarrassing display during Denzel Washington's Academy Award acceptance speech.

Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds and Lil Wayne cause they all suck.. teehee.

[RoseBlood]

I want to punch this man in the face for buying Heidi a cheap looking fake bling bling engagement ring when he's a money child. Also for ghettoizing their apartment by spraypainting The Hillz on their living room wall. :thumbdown:

http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2007/12/spencer-pratt.jpg

[Aggie]

Sean Penn for taking himself too damn seriously and cheating on his wife.



Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds and Lil Wayne cause they all suck.. teehee.

Please do, then I could have Scarlett all to myself!

[JerseyRich]

Please do, then I could have Scarlett all to myself!

Take a number toots.

[RoseBlood]

Take a number toots.

Because we know how much you love the "freshly used pussy".

[Aggie]

Take a number toots.

I bet I have a better chance than you.

[JerseyRich]

Because we know how much you love the "freshly used pussy".

Just fresh...not freshly used.

I bet I have a better chance than you.

What I meant to say was that you would have number 1. :innocent:

[Aggie]

Just fresh...not freshly used.



What I meant to say was that you would have number 1. :innocent:

You betta recognize!

(I'm afraid I am to Scarlett what ChuckwagonCook is to Fez.)

[JerseyRich]

You betta recognize!

(I'm afraid I am to Scarlett what ChuckwagonCook is to Fez.)

Do you have the pillow and the dinner plate too?

[Aggie]

Do you have the pillow and the dinner plate too?

I'm waiting to get them back from Cafe Press right now. :help: