Ronfez.net Party - A Midsummer's Bar Night!!! (Wharf Bar NYC-7/11/09)

[hammersavage]

Well, the people have been begging for it and here it is. Been a couple of months since we had an OFFICIAL RonFez.net bar night extravaganza. WAIT NO MORE!!!

ALL are invited to the RonFez.net summer bar night at the Wharf Bar!!!!!

Here's the important info:
Date-Saturday, July 11th
Time-The evening should begin around 8pm. But there is great looking food available so dinner is an option.
Location-Wharf Bar and Grill in NYC (http://www.wharfnyc.com/).
Wharf Bar is located at 587 Third Ave. (between 38th & 39th St.).
(212) 490-7270

$3.50 pints is the drink special (trying to work on something else).


We will have use of the deck area, which thankfully has a retractable roof in case of inclement weather.

Enjoy lunch or dinner outside on the rear deck. The retractable roof allows the deck to remain open year-round, rain or shine. An extensive menu features pub fare, an array of salads and sandwiches, and special items from the grill, including a few fresh seafood selections.


No excuses not to make this one. Please, come have a drink with friends and celebrate the summer. Everyone should come out, don't be shy and don't bring any drama. This is just for those looking to have a good time.

RSVP here


If a mod can make this real sticky icky please

[Tall_James]

Better take out some stink bomb insurance.

[walker]

Well, the people have been begging for it and here it is. Been a couple of months since we had an OFFICIAL RonFez.net bar night extravaganza. WAIT NO MORE!!!

ALL are invited to the RonFez.net summer bar night at the Wharf Bar!!!!!

Here's the important info:
Date-Saturday, July 11th
Time-The evening should begin around 8pm. But there is great looking food available so dinner is an option.
Location-Wharf Bar and Grill in NYC (http://www.wharfnyc.com/).
Wharf Bar is located at 587 Third Ave. (between 38th & 39th St.).
(212) 490-7270

$3.50 pints is the drink special (trying to work on something else).


We will have use of the deck area, which thankfully has a retractable roof in case of inclement weather.




No excuses not to make this one. Please, come have a drink with friends and celebrate the summer. Everyone should come out, don't be shy and don't bring any drama. This is just for those looking to have a good time.

RSVP here


If a mod can make this real sticky icky please


I'm in!

[underdog]

Damnit. I was looking forward to making the next board event but I have to miss this one. :down:

[Tall_James]

If a mod can make this real sticky icky please

Done.

[hammersavage]

Damnit. I was looking forward to making the next board event but I have to miss this one. :down:

Ah bullshit!

[JerseyRich]

A board event AND a Wilco show in Brooklyn all within three days?!

HELL YEA!

[hammersavage]

If you time it correctly, you could ride that drunk wave from Saturday to Monday night!

[Marc with a c]

are there hottubs in the floor?

[JerseyRich]

are there hottubs on the floor?

If there are 12 year old girls in skirts, you can count on it.

[underdog]

Ah bullshit!

I had a blast when I came down last time. Plus, I use any excuse I can to get down to that magnificent city. Real life interferes this time though.

[Marc with a c]

Ah bullshit!

i met him, you aint missing shit.

[~Katja~]

not sure I can make it... and I think Casey is celebrating her 30th the same weekend in AC too...

[hammersavage]

i met him, you aint missing shit.

He can hear you, you know

[Marc with a c]

He can hear you, you know

well then hear this.

boston sucks!

[hammersavage]

not sure I can make it... and I think Casey is celebrating her 30th the same weekend in AC too...

boo. oh well, can't fit to everybody


gvac is watching, apparently

[~Katja~]

boo. oh well, can't fit to everybody

well for me it's just a matter of money anyway... with being unemployed and the WIlco concert a few days later, I have yet to figure out just how much this all effects my budgets...

[Hottub]

$3.50 pints?
A guy could get really hammersavaged on that.:drunk:

[underdog]

i met him, you aint missing shit.

I'm fantastic and you know it.

[hammersavage]

well for me it's just a matter of money anyway... with being unemployed and the WIlco concert a few days later, I have yet to figure out just how much this all effects my budgets...

I see. Hope you can work it all out

I'm fantastic and you know it.

I have to just take your word on that.

[Gvac]

This place looks like a shit hole.

Cheap beer, cheap wings, cheesy nautical theme.

I'm in.

[drusilla]

it has been requested that i make an appearance.

i dont think i've seen you fools since january anyways.

[Gvac]

it has been requested that i make an appearance.

i dont think i've seen you fools since january anyways.

That would so rule.

[hammersavage]

This place looks like a shit hole.

Cheap beer, cheap wings, cheesy nautical theme.

I'm in.

This sounds like a perfect yelp

[hammersavage]

it has been requested that i make an appearance.

i dont think i've seen you fools since january anyways.

this puts it over the top. it will be EPIC

[~Katja~]

the first bar picture I saw reminds me of Tommy Fox...

[Marc with a c]

epic fail.

[hammersavage]

she can't hear you

[Marc with a c]

she can't hear you

i was talking to you.

[hammersavage]

so was I

[silks]

This joint looks a bit too classy for me, but I'm going to try to swing by anyway. I'd like to get to meet everyone.

Besides, there's an OTB a few blocks uptown...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm in

[Gvac]

This joint looks a bit too classy for me, but I'm going to try to swing by anyway. I'd like to get to meet everyone.

Besides, there's an OTB a few blocks uptown...

What are you, some sort of white trash, gambling addicted alcoholic?

[mikeyboy]

What are you, some sort of white trash, gambling addicted alcoholic?

That might actually up the respectability of our group.

[Gvac]

That might actually up the respectability of our group.

Exactly what I was thinking.

I was hoping it was ChrisTanley/Pepper Hicks.

[MadMatt]

What are you, some sort of white trash, gambling addicted alcoholic?

Wait... Silks is Pepper Hicks? :blink:

[Gvac]

I was hoping it was ChrisTanley/Pepper Hicks.

Wait... Silks is Pepper Hicks? :blink:

Posted at exactly the same time.

Great minds think alike!

[zildjian361]

im there

[silks]

What are you, some sort of white trash, gambling addicted alcoholic?

Yes


Wait... Silks is Pepper Hicks? :blink:

No

[MadMatt]

Posted at exactly the same time.

Great minds think alike!

:lol: Nice.

[Gvac]

What are you, some sort of white trash, gambling addicted alcoholic?

Yes

Awesome.

Can't wait to meet you.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i sure hope august west makes it.

[dino_electropolis]

July 11?

Of course it would be the night of my wedding.....


this marriage thing is ruining my life already!

[BlackSpider]

July 11?

Of course it would be the night of my wedding.....


this marriage thing is ruining my life already!




I'd go to the party instead...

[Drunky McBetidont]

July 11?

Of course it would be the night of my wedding.....


this marriage thing is ruining my life already!

just think of all the $ you save by making this your reception (cash bar)

[grlNIN]

it has been requested that i make an appearance.

i dont think i've seen you fools since january anyways.

I haven't seen any of these jerks in 2 years and i am showing up.

Plus, you have to come so i can crash in your mom's bed. <3

[dino_electropolis]

I'd go to the party instead...

just think of all the $ you save by making this your reception (cash bar)

only if all you guys hand me envelopes stuffed with cold hard cash at the end of the night!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll do what I do best:

Promise to go until the last minute and then back out.

But in all honesty, with advance notice like this, I think I might be able to handle it.

What are the laws like regarding sleeping in one's car on the street again?

[BlackSpider]

only if all you guys hand me envelopes stuffed with cold hard cash at the end of the night!


I can promise not to take half of everything you own...

[joethebartender]

July 11?

Of course it would be the night of my wedding.....


this marriage thing is ruining my life already!

:help:It's my wedding anniversary...

How do I explain taking her to the Wharf Bar for dinner?

Maybe Gvac could be our waiter. Put a candle on the table and call the wings a quail appetizer. Hottub has 4 weeks to learn the violin!

[Drunky McBetidont]

:help:It's my wedding anniversary...

How do I explain taking her to the Wharf Bar for dinner?

Maybe Gvac could be our waiter. Put a candle on the table and call the wings a quail appetizer. Hottub has 4 weeks to learn the violin!

just tell her it is a surprise and when you walk in everyone will yell "surprise!" it will be great.

[underdog]

:help:It's my wedding anniversary...

How do I explain taking her to the Wharf Bar for dinner?

If I told my wife I was bringing her to a bar in Manhattan for our anniversary, she would probably blow me.

I love my wife.

[hammersavage]

I haven't seen any of these jerks in 2 years and i am showing up.

Plus, you have to come so i can crash in your mom's bed. <3

Invite one, invite all. Those are the rules.

I'll do what I do best:

Promise to go until the last minute and then back out.

But in all honesty, with advance notice like this, I think I might be able to handle it.

What are the laws like regarding sleeping in one's car on the street again?

Don't be a douche, just make it there, alright?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Barnights are for steers and Fez.

[grlNIN]

Invite one, invite all. Those are the rules



You mean this wasn't planned for me specifically?

Now i don't know if this night is going to work for me after all.

[hammersavage]

You mean this wasn't planned for me specifically?

Now i don't know if this night is going to work for me after all.

Oh no, it was. I just mean in beffers mothers bed

[grlNIN]

Oh no, it was. I just mean in beffers mothers bed

Don't you dare talk about my Hedy like that!

[TheMojoPin]

I'll be there.

[hammersavage]

I'll be there.

In spirit always

[TheMojoPin]

I'll haunt you good.

[hammersavage]

We would all come to a Chicago bar night

[grlNIN]

We would all come to a Chicago bar night

Only if he dressed in a hula skirt and coconut shells.

[mikeyboy]

I'll be there.

Don't taunt.

[hammersavage]

I can be there in 14 hours.

[mikeyboy]

Can we make it close to the Hotel Burnham? Those were my lodgings of choice when I used to travel to Chicago all the time for work.

[hammersavage]

Whatevers convenient for Mojo

[Gvac]

Can we make it close to the Hotel Burnham? Those were my lodgings of choice when I used to travel to Chicago all the time for work.

Well la di da.

[mikeyboy]

Well la di da.

Hey. Free wine happy hour every day. You can't beat it.

[Gvac]

Hey. Free wine happy hour every day. You can't beat it.

Must be nice...

[led37zep]

So...I guess I don't have to feel bad for not inviting the board to my bachelor party in California on the same night.

[grlNIN]

So...I guess I don't have to feel bad for not inviting the board to my bachelor party in California on the same night.

Afterparty?

[led37zep]

Afterparty?

The timing should work out...just ask mikeyboy for the .net jet

[Marc with a c]

The timing should work out...just ask mikeyboy for the .net jet

what?!? there's a ronfez.jet?

[mikeyboy]

what?!? there's a ronfez.jet?

We gave them to all of the mods at the last Christmas party.

[Marc with a c]

We gave them to all of the mods at the last Christmas party.

fuckers. which one of the mods will be played by sam jackson in the sequel?

[underdog]

fuckers. which one of the mods will be played by sam jackson in the sequel?

Hopefully me or Dash become a mod soon.

[Suspect Chin]

Hopefully me or Dash become a mod soon.

Gvac just got promoted, so it will be a while.

[underdog]

Gvac just got promoted, so it will be a while.

Gvac is as far from black as possible.

[Suspect Chin]

Gvac is as far from black as possible.

Yeah but we already have Mojo so the token is fulfilled.

[underdog]

Yeah but we already have Mojo so the token is fulfilled.

Mojo is the whitest black person ever. He's the Carlton of ronfez.net.

He also roots for the Cubs.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Mojo is the whitest black person ever. He's the Carlton of ronfez.net.

He also roots for the Cubs.

Blacker than you, half-breed.

[TheMojoPin]

Based on the random iShuffle selections being posted, I'm the blackest person to ever post here.

[Sue_Bender]

I may actually make this bad boy.

Oh, the times we'll have!

[hammersavage]

I may actually make this bad boy.

Oh, the times we'll have!

If that doesn't get people out, I don't know what would.

[~Katja~]

not sure I can make it... and I think Casey is celebrating her 30th the same weekend in AC too...

I take that back, just cleaned out my e-mails and saw this is from Friday to Saturday... so looks like with her B-day, this party and the Wilco concert on the 13th this will be an exciting party week/weekend...
I know one of the three I will be able to make for sure... the other two are still not clear for me...

[CruelCircus]

:help:It's my wedding anniversary...

How do I explain taking her to the Wharf Bar for dinner?

Maybe Gvac could be our waiter. Put a candle on the table and call the wings a quail appetizer. Hottub has 4 weeks to learn the violin!

I'll bring my saxophone.

[Gmann]

Im in! :thumbup:

[silks]

Awesome.

Can't wait to meet you.


I'll be the one reeking of Scotch, carrying a racing form.

[Gvac]

I'll be the one reeking of Scotch, carrying a racing form.

Bukowski?

[silks]

Bukowski?

I'm slightly less of a degenerate. I would have loved to have spent an afternoon at the track with him though.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am so happy to have advance notice!

[drusilla]

Im in! :thumbup:

your patrons will be ok if you take a saturday night off?

[A.J.]

I'll give a definite "maybe" for now.

[Dash77]

I'm there..

[angrymissy]

I take that back, just cleaned out my e-mails and saw this is from Friday to Saturday... so looks like with her B-day, this party and the Wilco concert on the 13th this will be an exciting party week/weekend...
I know one of the three I will be able to make for sure... the other two are still not clear for me...

I'm gonna try to back to back party as well, maybe leave AC later on Sat and head right up to this... as gvac will remind you, I am old (30) and this depends on my ability to party two nights in a row.

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna try to back to back party as well, maybe leave AC later on Sat and head right up to this... as gvac will remind you, I am old (30) and this depends on my ability to party two nights in a row.

Show that old prick ageism is wrong.

[Denise Dean]

Can I come?

[bigfatfuck]

Do they serve food there?

[JerseyRich]

Do they serve food there?

Yes, they even have an elevator.

[hammersavage]

Yes, they even have an elevator.

yessssss

[hammersavage]

oh snap

[CruelCircus]

I'm gonna try to back to back party as well, maybe leave AC later on Sat and head right up to this... as gvac will remind you, I am old (30) and this depends on my ability to party two nights in a row.

You might even be able to take advantage of the new "ACES" train. Goes from Penn Station straight to AC. Haven't done it yet, but I'm curious.

http://www.acestrain.com/

[ralphbxny]

I am going to try and make this!!!! Seriously!!

[Furtherman]

You might even be able to take advantage of the new "ACES" train. Goes from Penn Station straight to AC. Haven't done it yet, but I'm curious.

http://www.acestrain.com/

I've taken it. It's nice! But only leaves at odd times, twice a day, so check the schedule. Plus, there's no straight, direct route to A.C., as you head towards Philly first, then change tracks to head back towards A.C.

But it has waiter service - beer, food. Not too expensive.

[hammersavage]

I'm ready to drink

[Dash77]

I'm ready to drink

When arn't you ??

[Snoogans]

I'll consider gracing you all with my presence

[~Katja~]

After doing some budgeting I figured I could totally attend this and now I saw I am actually not free... unless I find a sitter or convince Lukas' dad to take him...
But I am planning to be there for now.

[hammersavage]

Tell that dead beat I said he better man up.

[Don Stugots]

just found out about this. 80% chance I will be there. thanks Hammer Savage and Katja

[Marc with a c]

it appears as though i'm now at eighty percent not coming.

[hammersavage]

stop that now

[Snoogans]

ill put myself at about 75-80% also. Im day to day

[JerseyRich]

Are you and Marc getting your hair did that day?

[Snoogans]

Are you and Marc getting your hair did that day?

i got my haircut like a month or so ago. Im good for about a year

[JerseyRich]

i got my haircut like a month or so ago. Im good for about a year

That's not the hair I was talking about.

[Furtherman]

i got my haircut like a month or so ago. Im good for about a year

That's not the hair I was talking about.

Mow the lawn.

[Snoogans]

You sick sick bastards.

Of course the lawn is taken care of. Im not some kinda animal

[JerseyRich]

"Trimmin the bush to make the tree look taller."

[Snoogans]

"Trimmin the bush to make the tree look taller."

From what Gvac says, whats the point? Half your dick is in your ass, anyway

[Marc with a c]

"Trimmin the bush to make the tree look taller."

when the leaves fall off the trees and never grow back they can just get a hat and a vest that distracts all the other trees from noticing.

[hammersavage]

I'm 80% laughing right now

[JerseyRich]

I'll 12% hoping that you all get testicular cancer.

[hammersavage]

Walker, JerseyRich, Gvac, drusilla, Hippo, mikeyboy, zildjian, grlNIN, CruelCircus, Gmann, silks, Dash, Katja, Furtherman, ralphbxny, BlackSpider, foster ALL STEPPING UP!!!!

Stugots, Snoogans and Marc at 80%

TC, will you be stepping up? Let's go people.




It looks like the cheapest parking in the neighborhood is the Icon at 40th between 1st and 2nd. In at 7, out by 2am is $9. Just a couple blocks walk.

If anyone takes the PATH, you get out at 34th and 6th. Again, not a long walk to 38th and 3rd. You could even park in Hoboken at a meter, which is free after 8pm on a Saturday and take the PATH in. The 6 train stops nearly for anyone in the surrounding boroughs.

[BlackSpider]

Hmmm...

[Gvac]

Hmmm...

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.

[hammersavage]

what?

[Snoogans]

Im still day to day, but Id like to upgrade myself to 82%.

[~Katja~]

Hmmm...
you and perry... both a maybe as of today!

[Foster]

I'm going; don't want to miss seeing Katja have her ass slapped all night

[BlackSpider]

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.

I did.
I thought the same when I saw the list.
That's why I said Hmmm...

[Snoogans]

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.

I might be back to 74% after reading this comment

[jab]

do i have to slap katja's ass? can i just admire it and then slap it later?

[hammersavage]

I did.
I thought the same when I saw the list.
That's why I said Hmmm...

I saw nothing definite

[Foster]

you and perry... both a maybe as of today!

a few weeks ago perry told me he would definitely make the next bar night

[~Katja~]

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.
annoying, not boring... get it right at least :)

[~Katja~]

I'm going; don't want to miss seeing Katja have her ass slapped all night
most action I had in years

[hammersavage]

And its 4 days after beffer's birthday. Can't even buy her a drink

[BlackSpider]

Im still day to day, but Id like to upgrade myself to 82%.

82,82,82,CanIgetA,74

I might be back to 74% after reading this comment


74,74,74,CanIgetA62,


I did.
I thought the same when I saw the list.
That's why I said Hmmm...

[PerryWinkle]

a few weeks ago perry told me he would definitely make the next bar night

Perry's a liar.


But I'm about 64% right now

[underdog]

If this were any other weekend in July, I'd totally be there.

Boo to the 11th.

[CruelCircus]

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.

That's unnecessarily hurtful.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

my one free weekend in July, I shall attend, drink and be somewhat merry


anyone on the cusp of coming, be reassured, I'll be there

[Marc with a c]

hippo is the blue balls of bar nights.

[Furtherman]

Not only am I stepping up, I'm stepping up 2 the streets.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hippo is the blue balls of bar nights.


I know I turn you on then leave early, sorry sweetie

[drusilla]

it appears as though i'm now at eighty percent not coming.

what the hell?

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.

ouch

And its 4 days after beffer's birthday. Can't even buy her a drink

i'm a cheap date

[hammersavage]

what the hell?


He's playing hard to get.







And its working

[~Katja~]

so who else is going to be at this party???

[drusilla]

not too many

[Snoogans]

I had a minor set back. The high ankle sprain isnt progressing like the trainers though. Ive been moved from Day to day to questionable. Im at about around 50% right now

[A.J.]

I'm still a "maybe"

[disneyspy]

I had a minor set back. The high ankle sprain isnt progressing like the trainers though. Ive been moved from Day to day to questionable. Im at about around 50% right now

are you playin any sports i might be able to bet on?

[sailor]

leaning towards going.

[hammersavage]

not too many

I disagree

[ImNotGvac]

This place looks like a shit hole.

Cheap beer, cheap wings, cheesy nautical theme.

I'm in.

AND 16 BEERS ON TAP!!

[sailor]

wait, but that's free slurpee day!

[Ritalin]

Ritalin will make the scene.

[hammersavage]

leaning towards going.

Ritalin will make the scene.

that's what I'm talking about bitches. stepping up!

[mikeyboy]

I had a minor set back. The high ankle sprain isnt progressing like the trainers though. Ive been moved from Day to day to questionable. Im at about around 50% right now

How about if we bind your feet?

[spoon]

hmmmmmmmmmmm?

[ImNotGvac]

How about if we bind your feet?

I see what you did there ....

[~Katja~]

How about if we bind your feet?

can't wait to yell
"You wouldn't be in the bag if you weren't so out of control!!!!"

[Dash77]

Plains have changed now I maybe joining you freaks..

Damn responsability....

[hammersavage]

Cancel your plains

[~Katja~]

Plains have changed now I maybe joining you freaks..

Damn responsability....

that's just plain awesome!

[zildjian361]

You HAVE to come.

Look at that list of attendees. Aside from me they're the most boring bunch on the planet.

G I'LL be there :wink:

[zildjian361]

I'm going; don't want to miss seeing Katja have her ass slapped all night

I got first digs on that Bro:smile:

[Contra]

Throwing my hat in, still a maybe I have to work out a few things

[hammersavage]

Throwing my hat in, still a maybe I have to work out a few things

Well work them the fuck out and be there. Everybody!


Less than a week away

[JerseyRich]

Saturday I shall be there...maybe +2

[hammersavage]

Saturday I shall be there...maybe +2

If this is a balls joke, I like it

[Contra]

If this is a balls joke, I like it

I think it might be Rosy Palm and her twin sister.

[BlackSpider]

I wonder if I'll show up...

[~Katja~]

I wonder if I'll show up...
I wonder that too.

[Gvac]

I'm going to wear shorts for proper ventilation.

[hammersavage]

I'm going to wear shorts for proper ventilation.

If your calves don't get these people out, I truly don't know what will

[Gvac]

If your calves don't get these people out, I truly don't know what will

Right?

Should I shave my legs?

I'm going out on a limb here, people.

[BlackSpider]

Does this place have a dress code...?

[~Katja~]

Does this place have a dress code...?
no I'll still wear a dress...

[hammersavage]

Does this place have a dress code...?

no crossdressing. mo

[Gvac]

no I'll still wear a dress...

Me too.

[BlackSpider]

That's what I get for asking a sirius question...

[Foster]

I haven't decided what to wear yet,

I might need to go shopping

[hammersavage]

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[hammersavage]

Just 5 days til the unity party

[Contra]

no I'll still wear a dress...

A short one I hope.

I mean its going to be warm out...

[JerseyRich]

Just 5 days til the unity party

Are the shirts done at the printer?

[A.J.]

I'm going to wear shorts for proper ventilation.

You think you're going to be gassy?

[Marc with a c]

You think you're going to be gassy?

he might as well call them sharts cause that's all he does in them anyway.

[hammersavage]

I just got called to confirm the party. I estimated 35 attendees. Ni idea. Don't make me look stupid.

[Meataball23]

I cant believe im actually going home this weekend. Ive been looking for one of these to make a debut at...badtimes

[JerseyRich]

he might as well call them sharts cause that's all he does in them anyway.

A regular Billy Mays you are!

[sailor]

I just got called to confirm the party. I estimated 35 attendees. Ni idea. Don't make me look stupid.

yeah, can't make it.

[Furtherman]

I just got called to confirm the party. I estimated 35 attendees. Ni idea. Don't make me look stupid.

I'll show up twice.

[hammersavage]

yeah, can't make it.

But sailor!!!
!!

[sailor]

I'll show up twice.

but furtherman!!!
!!

[mikeyboy]

I'll bring a cardboard sailor stand-up.

[sailor]

I'll bring a cardboard sailor stand-up.

i knew you had one!

[Furtherman]

but furtherman!!!
!!

Wait a sec... I know the owners... I probably won't count as a guest.

If there is 34 people there, they'll break a leg. Wish I could help!

[disneyspy]

i knew you had one!

hes gonna set it up in the corner hiding behind the coats

[Marc with a c]

ronfez.net fatheads probably wouldn't sell that well.

[hammersavage]

I'll bring a cardboard sailor stand-up.

Cut out a hole where the vagina
is

[disneyspy]

Cut out a hole where the vagina
is

gvac will tell him he likes the cut of his vig

[hammersavage]

gvac will tell him he likes the cut of his vig

I bet your humor must kill in Michigan.

[disneyspy]

I bet your humor must kill in Michigan.

eat my ass

[Furtherman]

I bet your humor must kill in Michigan.

eat my ass

Ha! He used the state motto.

[sailor]

Cut out a hole where the vagina
is

i have a penis.

[~Katja~]

alright, who is in????

[hammersavage]

alright, who is in????

:bye:

[Foster]

me and jabbers are definite, gonna check with mistie today

[~Katja~]

:bye:
:bye:

[hammersavage]

me and jabbers are definite, gonna check with mistie today

awesome, more dudes, less chicks. sounds like a .net party

[JerseyRich]

awesome, more dudes, less chicks. sounds like a .net party

I'll be there with a chick...but if you'd rather I just send her along and stay home to help with the ratio, I'll work on that.

[hammersavage]

No. Your grandma can come

[Marc with a c]

rich if yo bring yer grandmother i promise to bang her on the bar.

[drjoek]

rich if yo bring yer grandmother i promise to bang her on the bar.

Its only been a coyple of month !!

[JerseyRich]

rich if yo bring yer grandmother i promise to bang her on the bar.

Zildjian...how did you hack Marc's account?

[Marc with a c]

Its only been a coyple of month !!

fair enoygh.

[Contra]

I'll know by the end of the day

[hammersavage]

I'll know by the end of the day

well Marc called dibs. don't know if that effects you.

[hammersavage]

come slap Katja's ass and Gvac calves

[Furtherman]

I don't know if they'll let bums in this place. It might change the complexion.

[Gvac]

I don't know if they'll let bums in this place. It might change the complexion.

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!

[hammersavage]

Yes he did

[disneyspy]

found a video of katja and hammersavage


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[spoon]

since when did hsav become a gay party planner?

[spoon]

hammersavage and hottub

ronfez.net's very own party planning queers

[spoon]

I smell a career change Hammer!

Oh wait, how about I smell a career option.

[Gvac]

I smell a career change Hammer!

Oh wait, how about I smell a career option.

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!

[spoon]

Being serious for a second, at least someone is putting events together for the board....unlike that twittering fool who "owns" the place.

Bravo baby virgin.

[zildjian361]

Zildjian...how did you hack Marc's account?

Rich have no idea what your'e talkin about. plus i aint no computer geek. and i never banged a women older than me. But I'll be there, this might make sense then:innocent::smoke::drunk:

[hammersavage]

since when did hsav become a gay party planner?

half of that was at birth

Being serious for a second, at least someone is putting events together for the board....unlike that twittering fool who "owns" the place.

Bravo baby virgin.

thanks baby doll. will you be there?

[spoon]

like i said

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[~Katja~]

found a video of katja and hammersavage


<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O8bhZ70quy4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object> (http://%3Cobject%20width=%22425%22%20height=%22344%22%3E% 3Cparam%20name=%22movie%22%20value=%22http://www.youtube.com/v/O8bhZ70quy4&hl=en&fs=1&%22%3E%3C/param%3E%3Cparam%20name=%22allowFullScreen%22%20va lue=%22true%22%3E%3C/param%3E%3Cparam%20name=%22allowscriptaccess%22%20 value=%22always%22%3E%3C/param%3E%3Cembed%20src=%22http://www.youtube.com/v/O8bhZ70quy4&hl=en&fs=1&%22%20type=%22application/x-shockwave-flash%22%20allowscriptaccess=%22always%22%20allowf ullscreen=%22true%22%20width=%22425%22%20height=%2 2344%22%3E%3C/embed%3E%3C/object%3E)
she seems smart and very reasonable...

[Foster]

she seems smart and very reasonable...

and knows the value of a dollar

[JerseyRich]

It's like I always say...Bitches get thirsty too.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

too lazy to read entire thread


A: is there a separate party room

B: is the party room indoors or outdoors

C. Any Drink Specials


wow I sound old and cheap

[JerseyRich]

too lazy to read entire thread


A: is there a separate party room

B: is the party room indoors or outdoors

C. Any Drink Specials


wow I sound old and cheap

Just be there and drink you fuckin' mook.

[sailor]

Just stay home you fuckin' mook.

fixed

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Just be there and drink you fuckin' mook.


oh ill be there and drunk, just need to see if I have to pre game on way, I am PT ing it

[Furtherman]

OK, KHB... I'll answer your questions.

A: is there a separate party room - Yes.

B: is the party room indoors or outdoors - It's an enclosed deck, but if the weather is nice, the windows should be opened.

C. Any Drink Specials - $3.50 pints.

D. wow I sound old and cheap - Yes.

E. Will there be free hugs from spoon - Yes.

F. Will JerseyRich be giving trimming tips - Yes.

G. Will hammersavage fall though a glass ceiling into the reflection pool - Most likely.

H. Will Gvac calves be oily - No.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

OK, KHB... I'll answer your questions.

A: is there a separate party room - Yes.

B: is the party room indoors or outdoors - It's an enclosed deck, but if the weather is nice, the windows should be opened.

C. Any Drink Specials - $3.50 pints.

D. wow I sound old and cheap - Yes.

E. Will there be free hugs from spoon - Yes.

F. Will JerseyRich be giving trimming tips - Yes.

G. Will hammersavage fall though a glass ceiling into the reflection pool - Most likely.

H. Will Gvac calves be oily - No.


this is why I want to kiss you

[Furtherman]

Will Furtherman be kissing any guys - NO.

[Marc with a c]

i have a question as well. what does 'PTing it' mean?

[Furtherman]

i have a question as well. what does 'PTing it' mean?

I think that means he'll be arriving in one of these:

http://limofan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/pink-pt-cruiser-limo-front.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i have a question as well. what does 'PTing it' mean?


Public Transportation

[~Katja~]

oh ill be there and drunk, just need to see if I have to pre game on way, I am PT ing it
I thought you were saving calories for a cruise... being drunk and pregaming it does not sound like it

[Contra]

Like the Jackson 5, I'll be there

[~Katja~]

Like the Jackson 5, I'll be there
haven't you heard? They most definitely won't!