View Full Version : Satellite callers suck!
booster11373
06-10-2009, 01:16 PM
Ron and Fez used to have "the best callers on radio" I dont think that true anymore. Even most of the regulars or "chronics" are just sychophants that have only called to tell Ron how right he is or Fez how wrong he is.
I'm catching up on last weeks shows and I am only on Monday the 1st, I might have to stop listening for awhile its not fun or interesting but maybe Im off base here ...........
You're dead on.
Aside from lleeder, they all blow donkey dick.
GreatAmericanZero
06-10-2009, 01:25 PM
i have a little rant about something that drives me crazy and this seems like a good thread to post about it
i am so sick of phone calls that go like "when i was a kid, if i did that i would just get a beating.." or "when i was a kid we'd be outside and get hurt, kids today don't". Its the exact same phone call over and over and over again. Can't anyone have an original thought anymore? We get it, children are raised differently these days, lets move on already
lleeder
06-10-2009, 01:30 PM
When I was a kid, callers tried to be original.
styckx
06-10-2009, 01:31 PM
Hey how's it going fellas.
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Ron: Whatcha got for us caller...
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Caller: Hey, hello?
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Ron: Yeah, you're on the air.
Caller: Oh, sorry, yeah, um, I think Fez is gay C-YA!
lleeder
06-10-2009, 01:40 PM
Hey how's it going fellas.
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Ron: Whatcha got for us caller...
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Caller: Hey, hello?
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Ron: Yeah, you're on the air.
Caller: Oh, sorry, yeah, um, I think Fez is gay C-YA!
Why give an example of a good call?
paulisded
06-10-2009, 01:41 PM
Hey how's it going fellas.
Ron: Whatcha got for us caller...
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Caller: Hey, hello?
..
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Ron: Yeah, you're on the air.
Caller: Oh, sorry, yeah, um, I think Fez is gay C-YA!
You forgot one important part:
(Long pause)
Caller: Hey fellas, how's it going?
Edit: Ugh, you did have that. Ignore and carry on.
Sue_Bender
06-10-2009, 01:43 PM
Hey how's it going fellas.
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Ron: Whatcha got for us caller...
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Caller: Hey, hello?
..
..
Ron: Yeah, you're on the air.
Caller: Oh, sorry, yeah, um, I think Fez is gay C-YA!
Yeah, the "How's it going?" or "What's up, guys?" is THE MOST annoying issue I have
with the morons who own phones only to test them on 866-Ron-0-Fez.
GET TO YOUR POINT!!
Commit to the shit, Call-Tards. :wallbash:
lleeder
06-10-2009, 01:47 PM
Hey how's it going fellas.
................
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Ron: Whatcha got for us caller...
...
...
Caller: Hey, hello?
..
..
Ron: Yeah, you're on the air.
Caller: Oh, sorry, yeah, um, I think Fez is gay C-YA!
I almost forgot to say you forgot to say:
"Hey guys how's it going?"
led37zep
06-10-2009, 01:48 PM
The best is...
Ron: Lets go to Ted, Ted you're on Ron and Fez
Caller: THIS IS TED!
*Pause*.....................
Ron (under his breath and annoyed) yea
Lady Resin
06-10-2009, 01:49 PM
Hey Bbbbboysss.... (wrong show)
Ronnie, you sound like a million bucks.
Do these people even listen to the show?
And if your name is Tommy, use a fake name.:wallbash:
led37zep
06-10-2009, 01:49 PM
Hey Bbbbboysss.... (wrong show)
Ronnie, you sound like a million bucks.
Do these people even listen to the show?
And if your name is Tommy, use a fake name.:wallbash:
like "chad"
disneyspy
06-10-2009, 01:50 PM
i'd like to hear someone from here call in and just start sayin "ronfez.net ronfez.net ronfez.net ronfez.net ronfez.net..."
Marc with a c
06-10-2009, 01:50 PM
fm jeff is the worst of the lot.
drjoek
06-10-2009, 01:58 PM
Yeah, the "How's it going?" or "What's up, guys?" is THE MOST annoying issue I have
with the morons who own phones only to test them on 866-Ron-0-Fez.
GET TO YOUR POINT!!
Commit to the shit, Call-Tards. :wallbash:
The only problem with this is that Ron feels every second of his time is precious. Every call I have made to anyone involves a slight bit of courtesy except when it comes to THE Ron Bennington who has no time for it. So if a caller gives a "how's it going" that can be excused. I actually prefer someone who calls me to acknowledge first rather than launching into the big point of the call
The rest of the stammering Hello Hello shit sucks.
Hottub
06-10-2009, 02:00 PM
"Hey. Look who it is Fez. It's the Daily Lleeder. Whatcha got, buddy."
Hottub
06-10-2009, 02:01 PM
The rest of the stammering Hello Hello shit sucks.
Really, Mr. pot?
drjoek
06-10-2009, 02:07 PM
Really, Mr. pot?
I include my stammering.
Sue_Bender
06-10-2009, 02:21 PM
The only problem with this is that Ron feels every second of his time is precious. Every call I have made to anyone involves a slight bit of courtesy except when it comes to THE Ron Bennington who has no time for it. So if a caller gives a "how's it going" that can be excused. I actually prefer someone who calls me to acknowledge first rather than launching into the big point of the call
The rest of the stammering Hello Hello shit sucks.
Certainly, Doc!
I'd agree with you if this was not a HIGH-IMPACT satellite radio show.
Dumb callers screw with the pacing of the program.
I'll make sure to say, "Good morning, drjoek. How are you this fine day?" when I call into your show. :wink:
callers stink, they sound like jerks and their reception stinks and they arent funny and they need to shave.
drjoek
06-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Certainly, Doc!
I'd agree with you if this was not a HIGH-IMPACT satellite radio show.
Dumb callers screw with the pacing of the program.
I'll make sure to say, "Good morning, drjoek. How are you this fine day?" when I call into your show. :wink:
"Sue in Fla you're on the Weird Dentistry Show with drjoek. Im doing fine
And You?"
Lady Resin
06-10-2009, 02:32 PM
"Sue in Fla you're on the Weird Dentistry Show with drjoek. Im doing fine
And You?"
:lol:
samechick
06-10-2009, 04:13 PM
The calls during the Matt Hooper segment yesterday were pretty awesome.
CofyCrakCocaine
06-10-2009, 05:48 PM
i have a little rant about something that drives me crazy and this seems like a good thread to post about it
i am so sick of phone calls that go like "when i was a kid, if i did that i would just get a beating.." or "when i was a kid we'd be outside and get hurt, kids today don't". Its the exact same phone call over and over and over again. Can't anyone have an original thought anymore? We get it, children are raised differently these days, lets move on already
When I was a young boy, the grown-ups used to pile upon me and beat me with nickle bags full of 1st prize ribbons and gold stars. They called it The GAZzing. Now I can't say anything without being a supermario starman of positive invincibility! (I would post a picture of an 8-bit starman from super mario but I'm just far too lazy to create a webpage just to do that.)
GreatAmericanZero
06-10-2009, 06:17 PM
When I was a young boy, the grown-ups used to pile upon me and beat me with nickle bags full of 1st prize ribbons and gold stars. They called it The GAZzing. Now I can't say anything without being a supermario starman of positive invincibility! (I would post a picture of an 8-bit starman from super mario but I'm just far too lazy to create a webpage just to do that.)
good one!
booster11373
06-10-2009, 06:19 PM
(I do think that more callers need to bring up Mollys cupcakes) did I get the sarcasm thing right?
led37zep
06-10-2009, 06:24 PM
no
Ritalin
06-10-2009, 06:27 PM
I'm listening to yesterday's show on Audible, and it feels to me like they're doing topics that stir up the - sorry but it's true - hayseeds. Fez is gaying it up and Ron is playing the "it's so PC, pussification of America, things were better when we were kids" role.
But why? There aren't any ratings issues, are there?
tanless1
06-10-2009, 07:30 PM
also, the "hey ron" is used to get the ole vocal's rolling after youve been on hold for sometime....listening for your cue, muse'ing the important things like"will ron ask for my cell phone number after the call, as i realy did file the void in his soul.....blah blah"
take the cue, make the gretting"howdey boys" 1beat and roll.
i dont call- im not a good caller. i have other gifts. it wasnt me.
Space Edge
06-10-2009, 08:08 PM
(I do think that more callers need to bring up Mollys cupcakes) did I get the sarcasm thing right?
I find that annoying as well. Also the callers who call up and do the usual "Fez what does cum taste like" or "Homo Says What" then a few callers down the line someone else will do it again. It used to be funny, now it's just beating a dead horse.
CofyCrakCocaine
06-10-2009, 08:24 PM
Callers are not comedians. Shock?
Sue_Bender
06-10-2009, 08:28 PM
"Sue in Fla you're on the Weird Dentistry Show with drjoek. Im doing fine
And You?"
Brilliant!! :lol:
You're a natural...and a gentleman. :clap:
Suspect Chin
06-10-2009, 08:32 PM
I find that annoying as well. Also the callers who call up and do the usual "Fez what does cum taste like" or "Homo Says What" then a few callers down the line someone else will do it again. It used to be funny, now it's just beating a dead horse.
Can you actually hear the show while you are on hold? Obviously I've never called in.
Sue_Bender
06-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Can you actually hear the show while you are on hold? Obviously I've never called in.
Yes.
Then there's an abrupt "POP"...
and Ron is bored with you.
samechick
06-10-2009, 08:41 PM
Yes.
Then there's an abrupt "POP"...
and Ron is bored with you.
That made me laugh
because it's true.
Sue_Bender
06-10-2009, 08:43 PM
That made me laugh
because it's true.
:tongue: That's why you never hear Sue_B on your radio...
Lady Resin
06-10-2009, 08:51 PM
:tongue: That's why you never hear Sue_B on your radio...
On my radio she's Lady Trucker. :tongue:
Sue_Bender
06-10-2009, 09:15 PM
On my radio she's Lady Trucker. :tongue:
But Lady Trucker's a bore and an idiot!
Wait...
:glurps:
At least I TRY!
:flush:
The main problem is the preamble the callers tack onto their phone calls.
First time caller...
You sound like a million bucks...
Another great song from Mooch/Chris Stanley...
Homo sez what?
Just say what is on your mind and hang up.
I love when talk radio callers talk about how it was so much better when they were children. It just seems like society before the 70s was focused on problem resolution based off of corporal punishment, everyone said copious amounts of mean-spirited shit about their "friends" in the name of "busting balls" and -- of course -- women never interjected their opinions for any reason.
I assume the reality is that people who grew up prior to the 70s had parents who rarely discussed how shitty their professional and personal lives were and their personal experiences like the children of this generation exist ignorant to the pressures of adult life. The world is a million times better when you can play with your friends all day and not have to worry about money and safety all the time.
Devo37
06-11-2009, 03:34 AM
The best is...
Ron: Lets go to Ted, Ted you're on Ron and Fez
Caller: THIS IS TED!
*Pause*.....................
Ron (under his breath and annoyed) yea
even better is:
Ron: Ted, you're on Ron & Fez
Caller: Hi, Ted.
Ron: No, you're Ted, I'm Ron, there's Fez.
Fez: Hiya.
Caller: *click*
Ron: He panicked...
yojimbo7248
06-11-2009, 03:42 AM
I'm listening to yesterday's show on Audible, and it feels to me like they're doing topics that stir up the - sorry but it's true - hayseeds. Fez is gaying it up and Ron is playing the "it's so PC, pussification of America, things were better when we were kids" role.
But why? There aren't any ratings issues, are there?
couldn't agree more. Seriously - anti-hunting, pro-censorship, pro-Iran, pro-gay. just wait, won't be long before we get some anti-God talk to really rile up the hayseeds. I think a decision has been made to piss of our red state, Bush-loving, Limbaugh-listening friends. Ron is being their champion with "America used to be a great country where men were men..." and Fez, with his increasingly exaggerated gayness, pro-Iran stance, and extremely liberal viewpoint on just about everything, is becoming their WWF baddie. I blame the suits...
booster11373
06-27-2011, 04:27 PM
They still suck
deliciousV
06-27-2011, 04:46 PM
compared to early days New York callers, yes. Compared to early days satellite callers, a big improvement.
PigShitIrish
06-28-2011, 09:29 AM
compared to early days New York callers, yes. Compared to early days satellite callers, a big improvement.
Absolutely!
Doom Penis
06-28-2011, 10:36 AM
I suck at calling my mom on regular basis.
Doom Penis
06-28-2011, 10:51 AM
I suck at calling my mom on regular basis.
sailor
06-28-2011, 11:30 AM
At least you post about it regularly.
spoon
06-28-2011, 02:22 PM
i don't suck at calling your mothers
disneyspy
06-28-2011, 02:25 PM
you blow?
spoon
06-28-2011, 02:27 PM
I would like to decline Dspy's offer at oral.
He is a dirty dirty pig fucker with more bumps on his penis than Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds have on their backs.
disneyspy
06-28-2011, 02:27 PM
hey bitch,no personal attacks!
spoon
06-28-2011, 02:30 PM
so sorry mikeyspy
I'll knock it off and stay off your lawn
jennysmurf
06-28-2011, 02:45 PM
The sexual tension between Spoon and Disneyspy is making me uncomfortable. It's so palatable, almost like a Hostess apple pie--which I also don't enjoy.
disneyspy
06-28-2011, 02:46 PM
The sexual tension between Spoon and Disneyspy is making me uncomfortable. It's so palatable, almost like a Hostess apple pie--which I also don't enjoy.
i'd invite you to a threesome with us but i dont want to dissapoint two women
spoon
06-28-2011, 02:46 PM
The sexual tension between Spoon and Disneyspy is making me uncomfortable. It's so palatable, almost like a Hostess apple pie--which I also don't enjoy.
COMMUNIST!
How couldn't you love BOTH these things you speak of!?
Dare I say, DELICIOUS!
spoon
06-28-2011, 02:48 PM
i'd invite you to a threesome with us but i dont want to dissapoint two women
I figured you of all people would be used to disappointment. You are a mod here remember?
OH and is the second s is for sexy?
disneyspy
06-28-2011, 02:50 PM
I figured you of all people would be used to disappointment. You are a mod here remember?
OH and is the second s is for sexy?
you just said me and a hostess apple pie were delishious so i'm gonna let that one pass
spoon
06-28-2011, 03:08 PM
you just said me and a hostess apple pie were delishious so i'm gonna let that one pass
Ok, now you're trying to spell like sheepy. Frank Black is going to fuck you up!
disneyspy
06-28-2011, 04:15 PM
you want to taste me,i saw what you wrote jennysmurf
spoon
06-28-2011, 04:54 PM
insert puking noise here
TripleSkeet
06-28-2011, 05:09 PM
I love when talk radio callers talk about how it was so much better when they were children. It just seems like society before the 70s was focused on problem resolution based off of corporal punishment, everyone said copious amounts of mean-spirited shit about their "friends" in the name of "busting balls" and -- of course -- women never interjected their opinions for any reason.
That right there sounds like Heaven.
cougarjake13
06-28-2011, 05:15 PM
That right there sounds like Heaven.
fuck yeh it does
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