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lleeder
06-10-2009, 01:38 PM
Today at work I was discussing some things with a young lady when she revealed to me a very tragic story. It seems her company has had massive layoffs. The office where she works is about one fourth the size it was this time last year. There have been huge cutbacks on materials as well. They no longer have a coffee machine, forks , knives, cups, ect. Now here's the most tragic bit of news. They cancelled...














THE PLANT WATERING SERVICE!!!!!!!!

Now in the office tens of plants are dying a slow death. I was shown one of the plants and was apalled at its condition. Wilting leaves, droopy disposition and just a generally sad look. Please people in these hard times pick up a watering can and do your part. Or at least chop that shit up and feed it to a cow we can later slaughter and eat.

Aggie
06-10-2009, 01:42 PM
I think I want to change my vote in that other thread. :dry:

~Katja~
06-10-2009, 01:42 PM
That's life... really??? cause I really laughed, so I'll probably go to hell now.

Foster's Blackberry
06-11-2009, 08:30 AM
My company is restricting the number of plants allowed in the office, because they are saying they attract fruit flies. Now all the women who have multiple plants are whining like Oprah got cancelled.

Chigworthy
06-11-2009, 09:01 AM
Just wait for The Happening and see who's laughing.