Is Masturbating A Homosexual Act?

[disneyspy]

just started thinkin about this,you're havin sex with yourself and whatever sex you are you're havin sex with.i think im 1/2 gay cuz other than women ive had sex with me,and im a dude.whats the deal are you 1/2 gay or all gay?

[EliSnow]

just started thinkin about this,you're havin sex with yourself and whatever sex you are you're havin sex with.i think im 1/2 gay cuz other than women ive had sex with me,and im a dude.whats the deal are you 1/2 gay or all gay?

When did you start drinking today?

[hammersavage]

That's barely comprehensible.

[disneyspy]

When did you start drinking today?

havent had a drink in almost 9 years hoss

[biggirl]

I don't think you are gay. I think you are normal. I was told by Rhino that masturbating is a completely natural act of one's own sexuality.

[TheMojoPin]

No.

This idea of certain acts being automatically "gay" is stupid. There kind of needs to be that one important aspect....what is it again? Oh yeah...BEING INTO SOMEONE ELSE OF THE SAME SEX.

[disneyspy]

I don't think you are gay. I think you are normal. I was told by Rhino that masturbating is a completely natural act of one's own sexuality.

dont let that guy do all the thinkin for you,whats the deal with your true inner self?

[Gvac]

Of course it is.

If you touch yourself you're disgusting and shameful.

[drjoek]

I don't think you are gay. I think you are normal. I was told by Rhino that masturbating is a completely natural act of one's own sexuality.



Sounds like you caught Rhino with his pants at his ankles.
No wonder you want him off the internet.

[boosterp]

I don't think you are gay. I think you are normal. I was told by Rhino that masturbating is a completely natural act of one's own sexuality.

No.

This idea of certain acts being automatically "gay" is stupid. There kind of needs to be that one important aspect....what is it again? Oh yeah...BEING INTO SOMEONE ELSE OF THE SAME SEX.

:thumbup:

[Dr.Girlfriend]

The act isn't gay...but what I think about during might be.

[biggirl]

dont let that guy do all the thinkin for you,whats the deal with your true inner self?

My true inner self thought masturbating was gross.

[TobyWong]

Yes

[drjoek]

My true inner self thought masturbating was gross.



Tell your inner voice to STFU!

[Coach]

Only if you jizz into your own mouth and swallow or use it as a skin cream..or you are jacking to guys.

[biggirl]

Tell your inner voice to STFU!


oh now I get it...I was going to ask what STFU meant, but then I figured it out. I am smart that way.

I have said once before on this board that I thought masturbating was something I was too embarrassed to even think of in my teens and early twenties. Once you have kids and a perverted husband all privacy is thrown out the window. Yay masturbating!!

[disneyspy]

oh now I get it...I was going to ask what STFU meant, but then I figured it out. I am smart that way.

I have said once before on this board that I thought masturbating was something I was too embarrassed to even think of in my teens and early twenties. Once you have kids and a perverted husband all privacy is thrown out the window. Yay masturbating!!

i knew you'd come around

[TNABuffalo]

It is when you are jacking to the Redwings.

[TripleSkeet]

just started thinkin about this,you're havin sex with yourself and whatever sex you are you're havin sex with.i think im 1/2 gay cuz other than women ive had sex with me,and im a dude.whats the deal are you 1/2 gay or all gay?

If thats the case, then everyone is gay. Including your dad.

[SatCam]

I don't think you are gay. I think you are normal.

So you are saying you can't be gay and normal at the same time?






:banning:

[Team_Ramrod]

This thread is a mind fuck...

I don't know. I rub one out on occaision but I never thought of myself as gay.

I guess it's really no more gay than strategically placing a strap-on in the bedroom so my wife will find it one day and hopefully get the hint.

[Ritalin]

Why are some guys always worried about being gay, or accidentally doing something gay, or wearing something gay?

What difference does it make?

[Shane Peterson]

what if you never masturbate but you want to and you keep it a secret... does that make you a gay?

[Hottub]

Hey Ramrod?
Tell me what my strap-on tastes like!

[disneyspy]

what if you never masturbate but you want to and you keep it a secret... does that make you a gay?

i think it only makes you half a fag

[Marc with a c]

color me gay.

[Chigworthy]

color me gay.

With my dick?

[Marc with a c]

Hey Ramrod?
Tell me what my strap-on tastes like!

you have a strap on?

[Marc with a c]

With my dick?

i was the best penis painter in my catholic day camp.

[Chigworthy]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9817/217b6e18be1.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it is if u swallow

[stormy1065]

Its only queer if you play ookie cookie!

[Marc with a c]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9817/217b6e18be1.jpg

i don't want to know what else came up when you googled that.

[Chigworthy]

i don't want to know what else came up when you googled that.

Sure you do, rainbow boy!

[stormy1065]

Maybe that's why fez likes oreos so much.oh wait that's not being postive or nice.I'll disipline myself.bad girl!bad girl!

[BlackSpider]

I think you're gay.
But that has nothing to do with whether you masturbate or not...

[DolaMight]

gay? whatever, next you're gonna tell us cercle jerks are gay. Justa bunch a guys just lettin off some steam.

[ToiletCrusher]

Queer Shmeer!








































If you watch yourself in a mirror it's like another guy is there with you.

[cougarjake13]

just started thinkin about this,you're havin sex with yourself and whatever sex you are you're havin sex with.i think im 1/2 gay cuz other than women ive had sex with me,and im a dude.whats the deal are you 1/2 gay or all gay?

unless you're thinking of the same sex when you do it its not gay

[Team_Ramrod]

Hey Ramrod?
Tell me what my strap-on tastes like!

Citrusy.
Now, I'm not sure if that's from the cleaner you used, or if it's the flavour of lube.

[Aggie]

Who cares, I'm already a dyke now anyway.

[JerseyRich]

Gvac keeps telling me no.

But I feel funny doing it in front of him.

[topless_mike]

only if you get off in front of your pet...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Who cares, I'm already a dyke now anyway.

dykes are ugly, I would call ya a lipstick lesbian

[RhinoinMN]

only if you get off in front of your pet...

I'm not sure if Britneypablo will be upset by this or not.

[RhinoinMN]

only if you get off in front of your pet...

I would call ya a lipstick lesbian

Bad image in my head.

[A.J.]

Of course it is.

If you touch yourself you're disgusting and shameful.

Thank you Archbishop.

[Dr.Girlfriend]

Bad image in my head.

Ewww, lipstick dick.

[britneypablo]

only if you get off in front of your pet...

I'm not sure if Britneypablo will be upset by this or not.

<font color="deeppink"> then im totally a homo considering Babs is a female and typically lays on top of me while i rub out....well she is like on top of the covers and im under....its nice to have the pressure of another body and Babs is a sexy ass dog....if that makes me a dkye so be it...i love that bitch

[ralphbxny]

:bye: Gay

[Donnie Iris]

Maybe the worst question/thread in the history of the internet

[Aggie]

Maybe the worst question/thread in the history of the internet

Like anyone can even know that.

[EliSnow]

Maybe the worst question/thread in the history of the internet

Ahem. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64559&highlight=pmaphone) You owe someone an apology.

[Howard Stern]

Classless, I tell you.

[disneyspy]

WEEEEEEEEEELL,im waiting


for my apology

[IrishAlkey]

I can only cum by jerking off while staring into a mirror and screaming "FAGGOT" at my reflection.

[Gvac]

I can only cum by jerking off while staring into a mirror and screaming "FAGGOT" at my reflection.

I bet you give the best hand jobs.

[Marc with a c]

I bet you give the best hand jobs.

eh.

[paracetamol flanders]

This thread is useless with or without pictures.

[IrishAlkey]

I bet you give the best hand jobs.

Ask my reflection. <3

[Kris10]

I just started rubbing when I saw ramrod in this thread! :wub:

[Chigworthy]

Ask my reflection. <3

Your knuckles are probably bruised from feverishly trying to reach into the mirror and jerk your doppelganger off.

[TNABuffalo]

WEEEEEEEEEELL,im waiting


for my apology

Feel gay yet?

[disneyspy]

Feel gay yet?

i would if i was a sab
um if i lived in buff
uh ya,this year is gonna be rough

[Team_Ramrod]

I just started rubbing when I saw ramrod in this thread! :wub:

I'm blushing and have butterflies...






























Now I'm going to shut the door to my office so I can even the score.