R&F Sirius/XM Listening Thread for 06-12-09

[Hottub]

Happy Funk Friday, Buddays!

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CALL 866 RON 0 FEZ!

[biggestmexi]

instead of working on this terrific thread you should have been keeping the site up to date

:tongue:

[KingGeno]

Blondes are nice.....


But brunettes are better.

http://idesigniphone.net/wallpapers/02498.jpg

[EliSnow]

Hey buddays!!!

http://image55.webshots.com/455/2/71/92/2041271920044785100gJjJhd_ph.jpg

[Hottub]

Today's words of wisdom.

Lisa, if adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the .net Way.

[ANC]

Today's words of wisdom.

Lisa, if adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the .net Way.

:clap:

:laugh:

Goooooooooooooooooooooood Mornin'!

[ToiletCrusher]

Or, just blame the foreign guy.


Morning Buddays!

I get to leave work at 12:30 today.

Then on the road to see a friend for the weekend!

[ralphbxny]

http://idesigniphone.net/wallpapers/02498.jpg

After this pic...I forget again.

[ralphbxny]

http://idesigniphone.net/wallpapers/02498.jpg

Morning Buddays!!! I am sorry what was I saying....

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

ron and fezzie time!! :clap:

[spankyfrank]

Alright lets do this.....

[biggestmexi]

LETS GET THiS BITCH A-POPPIN

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif

PEW PEW, PEW PEWPEWPEW

[Meataball23]

Morning buddays!

Suped for gameshows

[ANC]

Today's Drop is from the Simpsons!!! Yay Poochie!!

Today's Song is Funky To The Bone by The Soulsetters

now.......

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=41&pictureid=970

[Meataball23]

Pooochy!!!

[Misteriosa]

:drunk: funk fridee buddays

[Hottub]

"Funky to the Bone" The Soulsetters.

[KingGeno]

Nice drop. Making fun on that wacky caller's big words yesterday. :p

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/old-school.jpg

I forgot about Funk Friday!

[Hottub]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg311/ddhockey/smilies/dancing-smiley.gif

[RhinoinMN]

Nice drop. Making fun on that wacky caller's big words yesterday. :p

Congrats on the 5K!

[KingGeno]

Get down to it, boppers.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/barry.gif

[mikeyboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/sheepyonfallon.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

who was sheepy with?

[KingGeno]

Congrats on the 5K!

Thanks budday, dedicated my 5000th to Denise Milani's treat to the world.

I dedicate my 5004th post to you budday, perhaps you can post my Ichiban link again for old times sake.

[ANC]

Congrats Geno from PA! :clap:

[Hottub]

Sheepy's network tv debut.

[RhinoinMN]

Thanks budday, dedicated my 5000th to Denise Milani's treat to the world.

I dedicate my 5004th post to you budday, perhaps you can post my Ichiban link again for old times sake.

Actually I have to rehost that cuz putfile is gone.

[ToiletCrusher]

My Ichiban: Today is the final day of analog TV. See you in hell rabbit ears!

[ANC]

My Ichiban: Today is the final day of analog TV. See you in hell rabbit ears!

I'm waiting for various calls from older relatives wondering why they have no TV..:thumbdown:

[KingGeno]

who was sheepy with?


No idea, but I noticed the whole time he was too tall to be onscreen. He was very much like Al, the Tall Lab Guy, from Police Squad.

[ralphbxny]

This is the Ichiban....

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/Puerto-Rican-Festival.jpg

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/buds.jpg

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/Puerto-Rican-Festival.jpg

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/classyroast.jpg


Puerto Rican Weekend in NYC. Means the Outerboros are safe as all my people will be in Manhattan!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm waiting for various calls from older relatives wondering why they have no TV..:thumbdown:

Because someone stole it to get a heroin fix.

Oh, you meant signal.

[ANC]

Because someone stole it to get a heroin fix.

Oh, you meant signal.

:laugh:

[Hottub]

http://klawedkillerkitten.googlepages.com/tv.jpg/tv-full.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

For Geno. (http://www.zshare.net/audio/61277340bb7658c8/)

[biggestmexi]

hey, whats wrong with cooking over a open fire with a stick

what the fuck?

[ANC]

http://klawedkillerkitten.googlepages.com/tv.jpg/tv-full.jpg

:lol: excellent tub!

[Misteriosa]

This is the Ichiban....

Puerto Rican Weekend in NYC. Means the Outerboros are safe as all my people will be in Manhattan!

i'll be in my house happily drinking beer and playing WoW

i did my time in the parade (i performed in it for many many years)

[ANC]

i'll be in my house happily drinking beer and playing WoW

You're going to look in the mirror and flash yourself?

[Misteriosa]

You're going to look in the mirror and flash yourself?

http://www.playerbuzz.com/Images/Media/Player-Buzz/MediaS1759.jpg

[ANC]

http://www.playerbuzz.com/Images/Media/Player-Buzz/MediaS1759.jpg

I keed I keed.

[hydee]

I find it amazing that Sarah Palin, a woman that hates women and makes them pay for their own rape kits, is up in arms about a joke on a comedy show.

Sarah please go diaf.

[biggestmexi]

i'll be in my house happily drinking beer and playing WoW

i did my time in the parade (i performed in it for many many years)

WoW.....suursly?

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/9f/95/l3432b3980001_2_1635.jpg

[hydee]

i'll be in my house happily drinking beer and playing WoW

i did my time in the parade (i performed in it for many many years)

Mind if I ask what server you play on?

I am on Draenor. I play a BE DeathKnight.

[epo]

Listen very carefully...and you can hear "Pump it Up" by Elvis Costello.

Nice work Chris Stanley.

[Misteriosa]

WoW.....suursly?

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/9f/95/l3432b3980001_2_1635.jpg
im not that bad :tongue:... my sister's girl on the other hand... she worries me.
she made lvl 80 with night elf hunter in 6 months...
Mind if I ask what server you play on?

I am on Draenor. I play a BE DeathKnight.

Im on bloodscalp. lvl 57 Night elf druid. duel spec'ed to Resto and Balance

[ToiletCrusher]

If you put a cock on a tree, does that make it a man?

[Misteriosa]

If you put a cock on a tree, does that make it a man?

like this?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2097602819_fb072bbd4d.jpg?v=0

[walker]

She should get an ethnic cock.

[biggestmexi]

she made lvl 80 with night elf hunter in 6 months...


Im on bloodscalp. lvl 57 Night elf druid. duel spec'ed to Resto and Balance

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!

one of those phrases need to be her mod quote

[ralphbxny]

i'll be in my house happily drinking beer and playing WoW

i did my time in the parade (i performed in it for many many years)

I did also as a kid. I plan to Celebrate by going to the NYC BBQ Festival!

[ToiletCrusher]

I think I want to have 8 fingers.


More.

[KatPw]

Ronnie does not seem to take the psychology behind all this into account.

[ANC]

like this?


:clap:
Ya beat me to it!

[epo]

If Dave cut his arm off, would he be a one-armed scissor?

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[ANC]

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!

one of those phrases need to be her mod quote

All you need to understand is ---> i106.piczo.com/view/3/7/z/g/w/i/b/c/q/f/q/p/img/t324351112_59063_6.gif

[Misteriosa]

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!

one of those phrases need to be her mod quote

shut it...

[Hottub]

You nerds are the reason we have WOWGOLD spam.

Knock it off!!


:wink:

[epo]

I wouldn't be surprised if Chaz Bono had a cock all along.

[MadMatt]

If Dave cut his arm off, would he be a one-armed scissor?


Isn't that just a knife? :blink:

[RhinoinMN]

You nerds are the reason we have WOWGOLD spam.

Knock it off!!


:wink:

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank You

[Meataball23]

"Its easier to dig a hole than build a pole"

I learned that and all my medical knowledge from SVU

[Misteriosa]

You nerds are the reason we have WOWGOLD spam.

Knock it off!!


:wink:

i freely admit it... i am a nerd but im the hottest nerd you'll ever meet :thumbup:

[ToiletCrusher]

At the Drive In was underrated.

[epo]

XY is a man.

[RhinoinMN]

I hope Chaz Bono gets into porn. That would be the best porn star name ever.

[RhinoinMN]

If Dave cut his arm off, would he be a one-armed scissor?



A one armed knissor.

[epo]

To the caller.....If God "decides", its not a "crap-shoot".

(I really do love pointing out holes in logic.)

[RhinoinMN]

Clit like a ripcord.

:lol:

[Hottub]

Everything is pre-destined. It is God's will.

Stupid hayseeds.

[KatPw]

Penile tissue and clitoral tissue are the same thing ronnie.
For those that are actually interested in how sexual differentiation works:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_differentiation

Why do I seem to be the only one who knows this shit?

[biggestmexi]

All you need to understand is ---> i106.piczo.com/view/3/7/z/g/w/i/b/c/q/f/q/p/img/t324351112_59063_6.gif

did you actually go to the website.

I did because i wanted to see what that is.

Its like a new Homestead.

Or anglefire.

Remember those?

[Meataball23]

Is Fez always going to defend every gay/alternative position?

[walker]

i freely admit it... i am a nerd but im the hottest nerd you'll ever meet :thumbup:

Hotter than Bugar from Revenge of the Nerds?

[RhinoinMN]

Dave wants to be Jim Abbott?

[OGC]

I don't think Rene Richards was ever that highly ranked of a woman's tennis player.

Edit: according to wikipedia the highest Rene Richards was ever ranked was #20

[TjM]

A one armed knissor.

Alright ya get this

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8421/20070921anidifranco2.jpg

[ANC]

did you actually go to the website.

I did because i wanted to see what that is.

Its like a new Homestead.

Or anglefire.

Remember those?

Wow I had a Homestead back in college.. that dopey online site builder. :laugh:

[ToiletCrusher]

Everything is pre-destined. It is God's will.


AMEN!!!!!

Praise the lord!!!!

Raise your hands!!!!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus will walk with you to the promised land!!!

[walker]

The WNBA is the biggest atrocity to mankind since the holocaust.

[epo]

There is only one way to settle this argument, give ESD the sex change operation.

[biggestmexi]

Hotter than Bugar from Revenge of the Nerds?


NSFW
http://www.nerdynora.com/
NSFW

[Hottub]

Dave wants to be Jim Abbott?

:lol:

[ANC]

Is Fez always going to defend every gay/alternative position?

:laugh:

[biggestmexi]

AMEN!!!!!

Praise the lord!!!!

Raise your hands!!!!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus will walk with you to the promised land!!!

Easy earl.

[RhinoinMN]

Wow I had a Homestead back in college.. that dopey online site builder. :laugh:

geocities.

[KatPw]

I think the hate for Michael Jackson has more to do with the fact he fucks little boys, not his wacky skin color.

[RhinoinMN]

Easy earl.

Holy, holy, holy.

Holy, holy, holy.

[ANC]

The WNBA is the biggest atrocity to mankind since the holocaust.

get a hold of yourself...

[ToiletCrusher]

Easy earl.

:laugh:

[Hottub]

AMEN!!!!!

Praise the lord!!!!

Raise your hands!!!!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus will walk with you to the promised land!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pqpmm2T6j4g/R9e3VsReY2I/AAAAAAAACyY/YiIMKl0aUzY/s400/flanders.jpg

[walker]

I fucking hate Blowhard. The show just came to a sreeching halt

[KatPw]

I fucking hate Blowhard. The show just came to a sreeching halt

This. Blowhard's an imbecile.

[walker]

She should piss in shame.

[ToiletCrusher]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Pqpmm2T6j4g/R9e3VsReY2I/AAAAAAAACyY/YiIMKl0aUzY/s400/flanders.jpg

Iron helps us play.

[ANC]

geocities.

"In April 2009, Yahoo announced that it will close GeoCities by the end of 2009. The site is no longer accepting new registrations."

Damn I'm always late to the party...:wallbash:



:happy:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Question: If a dog walked around meowing, wouldn't people be freaked?

[PD]

almost good afternoon all.

Ronnie debating vs Fez or Dave is never a contest.

[Misteriosa]

AMEN!!!!!

Praise the lord!!!!

Raise your hands!!!!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus will walk with you to the promised land!!!

i was gonna go flanders, but i'll go this instead:

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=6940

[walker]

This. Blowhard's an imbecile.

And I hate his shitty accent. Go stroll down memory lane at Frank's Place

[KatPw]

That caller is an idiot that has no idea how sexual reassignment works.

[biggestmexi]

"In April 2009, Yahoo announced that it will close GeoCities by the end of 2009. The site is no longer accepting new registrations."

Damn I'm always late to the party...:wallbash:



:happy:

but is my 98 degrees apprecation website still be up

[Meataball23]

Iron helps us play.


:clap::lol:

[PD]

That caller is an idiot that has no idea how sexual reassignment works.

but it was said on the radio, so it MUST be correct.

:tongue:

[ANC]

Iron helps us play.

"God said to Moses there's gonna be a floody floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy muddy..."

[biggestmexi]

so does that make Fez an XXY?


OH Fezzy making a XM joke.

[epo]

I would love to fuck an XX-X.

[ANC]

almost good afternoon all.

Ronnie debating vs Fez or Dave is never a contest.

:bye: Mr. Dragon

[biggestmexi]

wow, a lesbian that has no urge to go out and get a penis.

imagine that

[ToiletCrusher]

That's it!

We've blown the top off the simpsons references!

Keep 'em coming!

[hydee]

Question: If a dog walked around meowing, wouldn't people be freaked?

My cat chirps at the birds. I say fuck it let people do with their bodies what they want. She wants a dick. Let her have one.

It's personal freedom. About finding out who you are and who you want to be and living it.

[Misteriosa]

my niece told me that i walk like a man...

she's hatin' on my swagger... :smoke:

[KatPw]

Ronnie's acting like these people can just waltz into a hospital and have their genitals switched around. You are required to go for years of psychological counseling. People are refused these operations all the time. If a psychiatrist says you are not a candidate for the procedure you cannot get it. That is why it is so rare.

[wkj]

Kind of getting tired of gay "type" talk, every single day. :annoyed:

[Meataball23]

I like my beer cold and my homosexuals flaming!

[epo]

There is a guy who walks around downtown Milwaukee with the implanted horns. I swear he only did it for the weird reactions.

[ANC]

From wiki:

Bono recalls being a tomboy as a child, and when he appeared on The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour he insisted on being dressed to match Sonny rather than Cher.<SUP class=reference id=cite_ref-CNN_3-0>] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_Bono#cite_note-CNN-3)</SUP>

:wacko:

[TjM]

Kind of getting tired of gay "type" talk, every single day. :annoyed:

Could be worse. We could have to hear Zman go on and on about how he likes manly things and come up with names for tits

[Hottub]

wow, a lesbian that has no urge to go out and get a penis.

imagine that

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

[KatPw]

There is a guy who walks around downtown Milwaukee with the implanted horns. I swear he only did it for the weird reactions.

Most likely. I've seen a few people with the sub-dermal piercings lately. It looks painful.

[Hottub]

Meatball was faster, I was more accurate.

[wkj]

Could be worse. We could have to hear Zman go on and on about how he likes manly things and come up with names for tits

Good point.

[Hottub]

There is a guy who walks around downtown Milwaukee with the implanted horns. I swear he only did it for the weird reactions.

Is he a Jew?

[ANC]

That's it!

We've blown the top off the simpsons references!

Keep 'em coming!

Oh, TC you are the living end..

[Meataball23]

Meatball was faster, I was more accurate.


Fact

[EliSnow]

Ronnie's acting like these people can just waltz into a hospital and have their genitals switched around. You are required to go for years of psychological counseling. People are refused these operations all the time. If a psychiatrist says you are not a candidate for the procedure you cannot get it. That is why it is so rare.

I found out about this after reading Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill was rejected for a gender switch operation due to his psych problems. That's how the FBI was able to identify him upon a hint from Hannibal Lector.

[walker]

of course she's retarded, she is Sonny & Cher's offspring

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

My cat chirps at the birds. I say fuck it let people do with their bodies what they want. She wants a dick. Let her have one.

It's personal freedom. About finding out who you are and who you want to be and living it.

Oh no, you misunderstand. I don't care if they do, I just don't want people to try and force me to accept it as normal ( i.e. not freaky). I accept that it is done and that people have a right and choice.

[stormy1065]

I made Ronnie laugh I so happy sometimes it good being a Bull dike sometimes!

[ANC]

Is he a Jew?

Then we'd better throw him down the well. :lol:

[KatPw]

I found out about this after reading Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill was rejected for a gender switch operation due to his psych problems. That's how the FBI was able to identify him upon a hint from Hannibal Lector.
I forgot about that plot point. Haven't read that book in years, good read. Even creepier than the movie.

[Meataball23]

No cookies for you Homer. Aww thats mean, have a teensie piece

[ToiletCrusher]

God Shmod. I want my monkey man!

[ANC]

Ron, I have just the doctor for you:

http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-nick-riviera1.gif

[EliSnow]

There is a huge difference between thinking you should be a dog and thinking that you should be a different sex. Fuck. People who have studied human psychology of years recognize this fact.

[PD]

That's it!

We've blown the top off the simpsons references!

Keep 'em coming!

I had one yesterday, when Rhino mentioned fishing at the Nuclear plant.
http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/Blinky.gif

[walker]

There is a guy who walks around downtown Milwaukee with the implanted horns. I swear he only did it for the weird reactions.

I took a tour of Miller Park not to long ago when I was in Milwaukee for business. I sat in Euker's chair. It was pretty neat

[Meataball23]

Lets get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and have them reinact the civil war! That cant possibly hurt people. Unless the monkeys started hurting people...which they definitely would.

[epo]

Is he a Jew?

Hey, we've got plenty of Jews in Wisconsin. Hell...we might be the only state with 2 jewish senators.

[EliSnow]

I forgot about that plot point. Haven't read that book in years, good read. Even creepier than the movie.

Agreed.

They mention the same point in the movie, but I think it's better expained in the book.

[epo]

I took a tour of Miller Park not to long ago when I was in Milwaukee for business. I sat in Euker's chair. It was pretty neat

Bob Uecker's broadcasting seat or the "Uecker seats"?

[KatPw]

I had one yesterday, when Rhino mentioned fishing at the Nuclear plant.
http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/Blinky.gif

:laugh: I always make the same joke to my in-laws, because they go fishing near the nuclear power plant also. Glow-in-the-dark fish must make night fishing a breeze!

[ANC]

No cookies for you Homer. Aww thats mean, have a teensie piece

it's "candy" in reference to the cactus candy, but you made me chuckle so you get this: :thumbup:

[EliSnow]

KRNF. Make it happen CBS!!

[ToiletCrusher]

RnF on CBS?

[Meataball23]

it's "candy" in reference to the cactus candy, but you made me chuckle so you get this: :thumbup:


Haha the two greatest words in the english language de-fault!

[walker]

Bob Uecker's broadcasting seat or the "Uecker seats"?

His actual broadcasting seat.

[epo]

"Get us some pictures of dicks!" - Ron Bennington, June 12, 2009.

[jennysmurf]

How many of you went to dralter.com? C'mon, admit it.

[epo]

His actual broadcasting seat.

My season tickets are 3 sections to the left of that.

[EliSnow]

"Not to be racist," but I'm going to say a racist thing.

[BrodieBanky]

This discussion reminds me of Jimmy's hatred of the press talking about the "Pregnant Man".

[jennysmurf]

"Get us some pictures of dicks!" - Ron Bennington, June 12, 2009.

I believe he asked for pictures of NEW dicks. Get it right.

[KatPw]

Sexual reassignment has nothing to do with wanting to fuck. Otherwise they would just use a strap-on. It's about feeling "whole". Seriously, I think I must have been the only person to pay attention in Human Sexuality class.

[Meataball23]

How many of you went to dralter.com? C'mon, admit it.


Passed on that, just b/c I assumed it would be blocked at the office.

Im actually stunned that this site isnt blocked.

[ANC]

"Not to be racist," but I'm going to say a racist thing.

:laugh:

[PD]

XYY

http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition=47xyysyndrome

What is 47,XYY syndrome?

47,XYY syndrome is characterized by an extra copy of the Y chromosome in each of a male's cells. Although males with this condition may be taller than average, this chromosomal change typically causes no unusual physical features. Most males with 47,XYY syndrome have normal sexual development and are able to father children.

47,XYY syndrome is associated with an increased risk of learning disabilities and delayed development of speech and language skills. Delayed development of motor skills (such as sitting and walking), weak muscle tone (hypotonia), hand tremors or other involuntary movements (motor tics), and behavioral and emotional difficulties are also possible. These characteristics vary widely among affected boys and men.

A small percentage of males with 47,XYY syndrome are diagnosed with autistic spectrum disorders, which are developmental conditions that affect communication and social interaction.


so while its different than Down's in that it may not present, there is a statistically higher chance for problems.

[Misteriosa]

Sexual reassignment has nothing to do with wanting to fuck. Otherwise they would just use a strap-on. It's about feeling "whole". Seriously, I think I must have been the only person to pay attention in Human Sexuality class.

dont worry kat. as usual, we are seeing eye to eye on this topic. however, i dont think Human Sexuality was a class that was offered to everyone. i only got that class in college cuz i needed the credit for psych.

[Hottub]

"Not to be racist," but I'm going to say a racist thing.

Exactly.

[epo]

I believe he asked for pictures of NEW dicks. Get it right.

Did you order the meats and cheeses for the wedding yet?

[TjM]

This discussion reminds me of Jimmy's hatred of the press talking about the "Pregnant Man".

One of the best chapters in "I hate your guts"

[biggestmexi]

"Get us some pictures of dicks!" - Ron Bennington, June 12, 2009.

fez is gettin worse to listen to than Patrice.


I cant believe i said that.

[Hottub]

Oh. I remembered this one.
Was fitting a few minutes ago.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay...

[hydee]

Sexual reassignment has nothing to do with wanting to fuck. Otherwise they would just use a strap-on. It's about feeling "whole". Seriously, I think I must have been the only person to pay attention in Human Sexuality class.

This.

[TjM]

fez is gettin worse to listen to than Patrice.


I cant believe i said that.


Love Patrice

[PD]

Sexual reassignment has nothing to do with wanting to fuck. Otherwise they would just use a strap-on. It's about feeling "whole". Seriously, I think I must have been the only person to pay attention in Human Sexuality class.
dont worry kat. as usual, we are seeing eye to eye on this topic. however, i dont think Human Sexuality was a class that was offered to everyone. i only got that class in college cuz i needed the credit for psych.

yeah, some us understand it.

[ANC]

Bart: Mr. Smithers? I thought you were, you know-- uh

Waylon Smithers: no I'm straight. As long as I take these injections every ten minutes [injects shot into arm]. I LOVE BOOBIES!

[EliSnow]

So she's an actual "half a fag?"

[Meataball23]

Dave sounds like hes salavating

[TjM]

Who's the blonde that started the thread?

[ToiletCrusher]

Oh. I remembered this one.
Was fitting a few minutes ago.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay...


Be faster, clit dick!

[ANC]

One of the best chapters in "I hate your guts"

Loved that book by the way, I flew through it.

[Meataball23]

Bart: Mr. Smithers? I thought you were, you know-- uh

Waylon Smithers: no I'm straight. As long as I take these injections every ten minutes [injects shot into arm]. I LOVE BOOBIES!

:clap::clap:

Waylon's got mother issues

[biggestmexi]

Love Patrice

your on my list

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NliQl_vuj1Q/SNzeW6MNTNI/AAAAAAAABS4/3M9DDGzpZuU/s400/PeopleToKill.jpg

[Misteriosa]

Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream.
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that...[ahem]...I...love you.
Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: [quickly] In those colors! [aside] Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!

[wkj]

yeah, some us understand it.

And some of us don't care.

[EliSnow]

Who's the blonde that started the thread?

Some lingerie model.

[PD]

Oh. I remembered this one.
Was fitting a few minutes ago.

Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay...

nice.

http://www.snpp.net/guides/kb.gay.list.html

[TjM]

your on my list

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NliQl_vuj1Q/SNzeW6MNTNI/AAAAAAAABS4/3M9DDGzpZuU/s400/PeopleToKill.jpg

:glurps:

[TjM]

And some of us don't care.

Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

[ANC]

We played a show with a band that had a tranny lead singer. I was outside smoking but apparently "she " flashed "her" dick to the crowd and creeped out most of the bar.

[hydee]

fez is gettin worse to listen to than Patrice.


I cant believe i said that.

It is hard to listen to Fez try to become the gay spokesperson, especially when he is either to afraid or ashamed to come out of the closet.

[Meataball23]

Sorry Im so late, I was having margaritas with the velvet mafia

[ANC]

Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream.
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that...[ahem]...I...love you.
Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: [quickly] In those colors! [aside] Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!

:thumbup:

[epo]

Oh no....Ronnie's on another insomniac kick?

[ToiletCrusher]

Burns: Look, stop calling me and enjoy your vacation. And remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back.


Smithers: Uh, actually sir, picture-taking is not allowed at this...particular resort. Oop, I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me.

[Meataball23]

Burns: Look, stop calling me and enjoy your vacation. And remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back.


Smithers: Uh, actually sir, picture-taking is not allowed at this...particular resort. Oop, I gotta go now, there's a line forming behind me.

:lol::lol:

[biggestmexi]

there's a line forming behind me.

mod quote?

[ToiletCrusher]

mod quote?

Fine, then you get "clit dick".

[biggestmexi]

Fine, then you get "clit dick".

i never said that though.

and you have plenty of room left :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

Did you order the meats and cheeses for the wedding yet?

That's where I'm headed right now. Only the finest meats and cheeses for our wedding. I'm getting the rice cheese cause it's better than the soy cheese, and Morningstar veggie burgers, which are classier than the Boca.

[ToiletCrusher]

i never said that though.

and you have plenty of room left :tongue:

Looks like I get both.

[PD]

Morningstar veggie burgers, which are classier than the Boca.

I really like the Morningstar stuff. The chick-a-bun, for example, actually is pretty close, and they also have black bean, chiptole and other interesting stuff.

[Hottub]

We played a show with a band that had a tranny lead singer. I was outside smoking but apparently "she " flashed "her" dick to the crowd and creeped out most of the bar.

Appearing this Saturday Night at The Ramrod...

One Bullet Test.

[TjM]

"veggie burger" What is this strange thing of which you speak?

[ANC]

Appearing this Saturday Night at The Ramrod...



One Bullet Test.


:lol:

for the record it was at The Saint in Asbury Park.

[ToiletCrusher]

"veggie burger" What is this strange thing of which you speak?

it's a tool of the devil. Stay as far away from it as possible.

[biggestmexi]

That's where I'm headed right now. Only the finest meats and cheeses for our wedding. I'm getting the rice cheese cause it's better than the soy cheese, and Morningstar veggie burgers, which are classier than the Boca.

just eat salads then with rice pilaf.

[ANC]

I was trying to find the pic of Smithers and Mr. Largo in the car....from Run Homer Run

"We were carpooling and nothing else!"

[KatPw]

I know someone on another board that is going to this doctor for their surgery (male to female). The doctor is also a male to female. There are pictures on the site for those brave enough to look. Nothing I saw was gross though, unlike whatever site Dave was looking at.
http://www.drchristinemcginn.com/

[Meataball23]

I know that rejoiner was scottish and mooch is irish...but where the hell has he been?

[TjM]

Rice Cheese? Soy Cheese? Veggie Burgers? Black magic I say!

[EliSnow]

Does anyone here watch HLN? The little I have lately leads me to believe it's crap, crap and more crap.

[TjM]

I need a steak tonight just to purge the horrid memory of even hearing those words

[Meataball23]

Does anyone here watch HLN? The little I have lately leads me to believe it's crap, crap and more crap.


Not I

[ANC]

"...and if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack."

"Ouch!"

"sit on a tack...sit on a tack"

[ToiletCrusher]

Rod and Todd sang that joy joy song. I don't have the picture of them singing it though.

edit: nicely done ANC.

[Meataball23]

Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off that cloud and save my Todd!

[biggestmexi]

I need a steak tonight just to purge the horrid memory of even hearing those words

you should eat a cow.


I never even heard of this blasphemous "rice" cheese.

[ANC]

Rod and Todd sang that joy joy song. I don't have the picture of them singing it though.

edit: nicely done ANC.

:thumbup:

Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off that cloud and save my Todd!

:lol::clap:

[epo]

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[TjM]

There is no such thing to make cheese you need milk to make milk you need a tit and there is no such thing as a rice tit.

[ANC]

There's only so much Lemoncello you can drink without throwing your guts up..

[realmenhatelife]

It was on the Philly Fox affiliate, he hits on Jenipher Fredericks, the entertainment corespondant, who is cute from a distance but really weird up close.

The current fox traffic girl is who I'd love to drunkenly hit on.

Video was up in full on filmdrunk.com

[ANC]

There is no such thing to make cheese you need milk to make milk you need a tit and there is no such thing as a rice tit.

What about Fromunder Cheese?

[TjM]

What about Fromunder Cheese?

:laugh:

[Diggy]

Good for Danny. I love when drunks stand up for themselves. That goes for my dear friend Randy in the back-alley of the Olive Garden too.

[epo]

ESD didn't listen Garden State?

[biggestmexi]

There is no such thing to make cheese you need milk to make milk you need a tit and there is no such thing as a rice tit.


IS TO!
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/bestasiangirl/Aki%20Hoshino/2nd/1302_34.jpg

[ANC]

:wallbash: Dumb callers that listen and talk to their radio.. Fuckin' dolts!

[ANC]

Danny Devito was my mother-in-law's hair stylist for her wedding.

[EliSnow]

Did Jay just say "run of the milk?"

[KatPw]

Danny Devito was my mother-in-law's hair stylist for her wedding.

Get out! That is too funny. Did your MIL have to scrunch down in the seat or did he stand on a box or something?

[ToiletCrusher]

Ok buddays!

Off to go home to pack! Then on the road!

If I see Eli in Hartford, I will trip him!

[epo]

You can't do brackets on the NBA playoffs, they re-seed the brackets after each round.

[Meataball23]

The crowds are always better in college. I hate the breaks in the action in the nba w/ the overdone stadium music. Give me a fired up band/student section any day.


Then again quality of play is more important than a crowd

[ANC]

Get out! That is too funny. Did your MIL have to scrunch down in the seat or did he stand on a box or something?

:laugh:. His family and Nicholson's family owned the shop, I think it was in Asbury or Neptune.

[Meataball23]

I was hoping for hitler v. lincoln:furious:

[realmenhatelife]

noone ever brings up the movie The Ratings Game, I love that fucking movie. If mommy and daddy could see me now, they'd toss their cookies!

[EliSnow]

If I see Eli in Hartford, I will trip him!

And I'll recognize you because you'll look like a crack addict with AIDS?

[KatPw]

:laugh:. His family and Nicholson's family owned the shop, I think it was in Asbury or Neptune.

That is just crazy!

[Meataball23]

Card sharks??

I was born in the 80's I have no idea what that was

[ralphbxny]

The Dating game ?

[disneyspy]

buddays

the dating game?

[ANC]

I thought the Dating Game was Little Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass?

[Meataball23]

The Dating game ?

:clap:

Well played

[PD]

Mikeyboy insulting Ronnie!!:clap:

[EliSnow]

mikeyboy takes that ham-n-egger Bennington down a peg!

[drjoek]

buddays

the dating game?

:clap:

[ralphbxny]

Jokers Wild

[wkj]

mikeyboy takes that ham-n-egger Bennington down a peg!

:clap::clap:

[Misteriosa]

nice try mikeyboy :clap:

[Hottub]

mikeyboy takes that ham-n-egger Bennington down a peg!

:thumbup::thumbup:

[disneyspy]

oh mikeyfriday,loses again

[ralphbxny]

Card sharks??

I was born in the 80's I have no idea what that was

One Answer early.

[disneyspy]

weekest link

[ANC]

I love Ron's "It's Time To Play" sing along :lol:

[drjoek]

Voice Whores I rule
Game Show Game I suck

[Hottub]

I named my oldest son Wink.:down: