View Full Version : Are Metrosexuals...
...really homosexuals who are just kidding themselves?
I mean really. What real man gets a pedicure or gets his eyebrows tweezed?
Does anyone use the term "metrosexual" anymore?
I'm so far out of the loop.
I just call them all "queers."
drjoek
06-12-2009, 02:35 PM
I hear they wear plaid shirts.
IrishAlkey
06-12-2009, 02:36 PM
I just call it not wanting to look like Gvac.
spoon
06-12-2009, 02:37 PM
Nah, I call them "____" with a c.
brettmojo
06-12-2009, 02:44 PM
They're just Pawns in an insidious plot conceived by the crab people.
tanless1
06-12-2009, 02:47 PM
i think metro-sexual is a far cry from sombody who gets a manicure , pedicure, or really has 2 eyebrows.
somtimes i need some help w/ my toes, by a profesional , that isnt on my insurance plan.
my barber does my eyebrows and keeps them devided....... or else i would look like
ernest borgnine, or grampa munster.
tanless1
06-12-2009, 02:49 PM
nothin like a good cigar and a parifin foot job .
burrben
06-12-2009, 02:51 PM
I hear they wear plaid shirts.
plaid shorts are awesome.
quiet down.
weekapaugjz
06-12-2009, 02:56 PM
nothin like a good cigar and a parifin foot job .
And then do you get sucked off by the pool boy?
MacVittie
06-12-2009, 02:59 PM
well, metrosexuals are very vain, vanity is a mental illness, and so is homosexuality, so it's not unlikely that there is a connection.
Farmer Dave
06-12-2009, 03:02 PM
If you have a cock and enjoy others fussing over your appearance, you at the very least have homosexual leanings.
Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-12-2009, 03:02 PM
...really homosexuals who are just kidding themselves?
I mean really. What real man gets a pedicure or gets his eyebrows tweezed?
Does anyone use the term "metrosexual" anymore?
I'm so far out of the loop.
I just call them all "queers."
Despite what you've heard some chicks like a guy who takes showers, uses shampoo and tries not to be an animal all the time.
SatCam
06-12-2009, 03:07 PM
Despite what you've heard some chicks like a guy who takes showers, uses shampoo and tries not to be an animal all the time.
So you're saying I should change my underwear atleast once every two days? But I'm a man!!!!!!
Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-12-2009, 03:09 PM
So you're saying I should change my underwear atleast once every two days? But I'm a man!!!!!!
Two days? What are you, Gay? :tongue:
dino_electropolis
06-12-2009, 03:22 PM
...really homosexuals who are just kidding themselves?
I mean really. What real man gets a pedicure or gets his eyebrows tweezed?
Does anyone use the term "metrosexual" anymore?
I'm so far out of the loop.
I just call them all "queers."
This thread is 11 years too late.
DarkHippie
06-12-2009, 03:26 PM
gay sex is gay. anything else, unless it involves gay sex, is not gay.
chest wax = not gay
chest wax while cuban boy tickles your sack = gay
RhinoinMN
06-12-2009, 03:40 PM
gay sex is gay. anything else, unless it involves gay sex, is not gay.
chest wax = not gay
chest wax while cuban boy tickles your sack = gay
you have a way with words, hippie.
spoon
06-12-2009, 04:00 PM
This thread is 11 years too late.
Easy there, Gvac is just catching up!
sailor
06-12-2009, 04:02 PM
neti pots are for queers.
spoon
06-12-2009, 04:03 PM
neti pots are for queers.
Hence you own a ton?
sailor
06-12-2009, 04:07 PM
Hence you own a ton?
just the one.
britneypablo
06-12-2009, 04:09 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dated one for like 5 years....he always liked be better with a short stacked hair cut and all he wanted to do was stick it in my butt.....just sayin
spoon
06-12-2009, 04:11 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dated one for like 5 years....he always liked be better with a short stacked hair cut and all he wanted to do was stick it in my butt.....just sayin
was it sailor?
disneyspy
06-12-2009, 04:12 PM
metrosexuals wear wolf shirts
http://i39.tinypic.com/wbc3dz.jpg
spoon
06-12-2009, 04:24 PM
metrosexuals wear wolf shirts
http://i39.tinypic.com/wbc3dz.jpg
We FINALLY agree on something.
britneypablo
06-12-2009, 04:28 PM
was it sailor?
<font color="deeppink"> oh crap IT WAS! how about that for awkward
Radio Rattlesnake
06-12-2009, 05:25 PM
I'll hurl a cowbell at a metrosexual if I see one.
Based on my staff's appearance, I don't work with any.
Instead, I'll hit Dave.
IamFogHat
06-12-2009, 05:32 PM
...really homosexuals who are just kidding themselves?
I mean really. What real man gets a pedicure or gets his eyebrows tweezed?
Does anyone use the term "metrosexual" anymore?
I'm so far out of the loop.
I just call them all "queers."
I think the PC term I just came up with is gaysexuals. Get your facts straight Gvac. If you want to live in a PC or non PC world.
tanless1
06-12-2009, 10:27 PM
I think the PC term I just came up with is gaysexuals. Get your facts straight Gvac. If you want to live in a PC or non PC world.
i thought gvac was all about the mac ?
tanless1
06-12-2009, 10:31 PM
And then do you get sucked off by the pool boy?
why do i hear a.j. poopy-pants when i say
"no way man.... im all about the chiks,w/ tits even." ?
Ritalin
06-13-2009, 07:09 PM
Who even uses the word metrosexual anymore?
It belongs out back with yuppie and information superhighway.
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