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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-13-2002, 07:55 PM
On Friday I got my haircut. I was in the mood for something a little different. I told her to layer the ends just a little bit. She fucking chopped my hair! It looks like I was attacked by a mad, scissor-wielding monkey! I'm never leaving my fucking house again.
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FUNKMAN
01-13-2002, 08:19 PM
My dad cut my hair til I was in 8th grade. One day he mucked it up pretty bad, when I walked over to my mom, she started crying(imagine how i felt) It was late spring and I was weraing a Wool Hat to school.
From that point on he let me go to the stylist...
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01-13-2002, 08:35 PM
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Pootertoot
01-13-2002, 08:41 PM
It looks like I was attacked by a mad, scissor-wielding monkey!
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Jennitalia
01-13-2002, 08:47 PM
LOL. i went through the same thing a couple of years ago, Alice. i was tired of having the same look, so i decided to get a drastic cut. usually, my hair stylist will tell you if he things a style wont look good on you, but he ended up chopping off a few inches, and i had this hideous, short 'do. i looked so retarded with short hair
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TheGameHHH
01-13-2002, 10:02 PM
Alice, I hope this little story makes you feel better. Junior year of high school I let my mother cut my hair (to this day I still don't know why). Now I have a very very simple hairstyle. I have short hair, a buzz cut if you will, all the way around my head. All my mother had to do was take the shaver and buzz my whole head with a Number 2 buzz clip. Well she managed to do that fine, but she wanted to go a little further and "fix up" my ears and neck. So she takes off the buzz clip and just uses the razor to fix up my ears. As she's clippin I hear this strange sound and feel the razor slide up the side of my head, followed by my mother saying, "Whoops!" Next thing I know I have a line drawn up my head. It sucked walking around with that for a couple of weeks. Since that day I have not let her touch my hair.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-14-2002, 05:37 AM
Thank you Fallon! :-)
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Alice, I defnitley feel your pain. The summer before my senior year of highschool I went to get a haircut at this really upscale salon in town that my aunt was doing the bookeeping for. The woman who cut my hair was a 50-something eurotrash nazi named Irmagard who butchered my hair, and left me with bangs (in 1999 for the love of god) to make matters worst the next day I had to have my senior portraits done which was the photo that goes in the yearbook to immortalize you. I wanted to die. I was never more upset in my whole life, this woman was awful and just told me how mistreated my hair was and that I shouldn't color it at home anymore cause I was "doing an awful job". She reuned my life for a good three weeks.
I too looked like i was attacked by that monkey. I haven't gotten a haircut since this incident. I have my best friend (who is a literal beauty school drop out) give me a trim every few months.
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Poison Ivy
01-14-2002, 06:35 AM
Awww sorry Alice. I'm sure it's not as bad as you think though....maybe a lttle gel or some pretty hairclips will make you feel better while it's growing back.
My friend Dawn took me to her hairdresser once and he butchered my hair. He was a short Irish guy with a buzz cut, I should have known better!! Anyway I went to this place in town and this guy fixed it for me. I've been going to him ever since. It sucked because I would have to trek all the way back to Bergenfield once a month to get a haircut but he just moved to a new place in Hackensack!! Yay!! If you want Alice, ivoryvalentine@home.com ....maybe he can do something to your hair to make you feel better too :)
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JerryTaker
01-14-2002, 07:02 AM
jeez, back in high school, my judgement must have taken a vacation, and I let my girlfriend cut my hair... 'nuff said...
(That's when I started growing my hair long, btw...)
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-14-2002, 07:50 AM
scissor-wielding monkey 1
me 0
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Sheeplovr
01-14-2002, 10:32 AM
Well i havent gooten a real hair cut in liek 4 years
but next time u need your hair cut ill give you a FLOW JOB i got a flowbe its ill suck up your hair and cut it its great also my freind is good with the buzz clippers
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impactplayer2k1
01-14-2002, 10:44 AM
The barber messed up my hair so bad, i had to shave it off. Do you what it's like to look like a chemo patient?
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