Bit Grifters

[Brillionaire]

Heard a new "bit" on an Oppressive & Antagonist radio show yesterday. Thought I might contribute to that "bit". The premise of the bit seems to be some play on Bill Nye the Science Guy. Here's my question(s):

How many witless grifting eunuch interns does it takes to evoke a laugh on air? How many of their dicks would it take to fill a dilapidated clown car running on fumes? Taking volume into account, it would be the circular cross-sectional area multiplied by total length of said dicks. How many of said "dicks" would it take to get from the roof of that clown car to the moon? Simply take the distance from the roof of the car to the moon (238,857mi (center of the earth to the moon) - 3960mi (radius of the earth) = 234894mi * 5280ft = 1240240320ft (that would be a lot of withered VD filled spongy shafts to stack but unfortunately you can not divide by 0)).

How many gallons of nitrous oxide would it take to "crop dust" the studio of an Oppressive & Antagonistic show to make people laugh? Or better yet, how many gallons of virucide would it take to "crop dust" their snuff?

The world may never know..

[Lady Resin]

:unsure:

[dino_electropolis]

:unsure:

:blink:

[TooLowBrow]

:blink:

:thumbup:

[Snoogans]

who exactly does Opie oppress?

[Brillionaire]

Homer Simpson, since that seems to be his only voice..

[Hottub]

I'm moving this to the O&A forum.

And believe me, I had a different forum in mind.:smoke:

[TooLowBrow]

I'm moving this to the O&A forum.

And believe me, I had a different forum in mind.:smoke:

we have a 'stupid' forum?

[Hottub]

Actually, we do.

[Brillionaire]

we have a 'stupid' forum?


I know you have a name to live up to, but you can do better..

[led37zep]

How many witless grifting eunuch interns does it takes to evoke a laugh on air? How many of their dicks would it take to fill a dilapidated clown car running on fumes? Taking volume into account, it would be the circular cross-sectional area multiplied by total length of said dicks. How many of said "dicks" would it take to get from the roof of that clown car to the moon? Simply take the distance from the roof of the car to the moon (238,857mi (center of the earth to the moon) - 3960mi (radius of the earth) = 234894mi * 5280ft = 1240240320ft (that would be a lot of withered VD filled spongy shafts to stack but unfortunately you can not divide by 0)).


I saw this EXACT thing at a 6th grade science fare

[TooLowBrow]

I know you have a name to live up to, but you can do better..

i cant

im using your thread to motivate me

[Brillionaire]

i cant

im using your thread to motivate me

One rung at a time..

[silks]

:wacko:

[TooLowBrow]

One rung at a time..

this thread is making my funniness disappear like mcfly at the end of back to the future

[Brillionaire]

this thread is making my funniness disappear like mcfly at the end of back to the future

You're climbing that ladder the wrong way..

[TooLowBrow]

You're climbing that ladder the wrong way..

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/VerbatimCries/shit.jpg
http://rmdstore.com/images/thread.jpg

get it?

[FezsAssistant]

who exactly does Opie oppress?

Apparently the people on this board don't think Ron is a real man, with the frequent references to Opie keeping him down.
I'd say Opie bringing R&F to XM and R&F having 10 hours of programming a day on 202 is pretty fucking generous and cool.

[hammersavage]

get it?


brownie spool

[Brillionaire]

I dont know what your breakfast and gay pride have to do with anything.

[TooLowBrow]

brownie spool

close



stool spool

[jab]

wait so what is this thread about? im confused.

[IMSlacker]

wait so what is this thread about? im confused.

I think this guy dislikes O&A. He's probably banned at wackbag, so he decided to post his hilarity here.

[mikeyboy]

Apparently the people on this board don't think Ron is a real man, with the frequent references to Opie keeping him down.
I'd say Opie bringing R&F to XM and R&F having 10 hours of programming a day on 202 is pretty fucking generous and cool.

Wow.

Once again you use a totally unrelated thread to bring out your rage against the members of this board. First of all, you are once again painting the entire board with comments of a few people. Second, how many years has it been since anyone has made one of those "Ope is holding back R&F" statements? You really will take any opportunity to snipe at the show or this board, regardless of how tangential or lacking in fact.

[Death Metal Moe]

Why don't you take your opinion to Wackbag? I know the fine gents over there will be more than happy to answer your question.

[burrben]

i wish this guy wasnt from ohio

[conman823]

Is the answer "Pie"?


Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Pie.

[STC-Dub]

Thanks for sharing.