Incident at Subway

[Freitag]

I'm wondering what I should do in this situation.

I was at Subway, getting one of the Subway pizzas (which is pretty good).

While going through the line, one of the Subway workers either cut or burned her hand.

She finished making the sandwich (red flag #1) and then proceeded to get her hand bandaged up.

Now, I didn't think much of it because she didn't work on my pizza.

I then realized, an hour later, after I had eaten the pizza, that I didn't see what happened to the knife that cut the subway worker. I don't know if they took it out of service or if they continued using it, because that's what cut the pizza I ate.

I've been feeling nauseous thinking about this for the past hour.

[Snoogans]

I'm wondering what I should do in this situation.

I was at Subway, getting one of the Subway pizzas (which is pretty good).

While going through the line, one of the Subway workers either cut or burned her hand.

She finished making the sandwich (red flag #1) and then proceeded to get her hand bandaged up.

Now, I didn't think much of it because she didn't work on my pizza.

I then realized, an hour later, after I had eaten the pizza, that I didn't see what happened to the knife that cut the subway worker. I don't know if they took it out of service or if they continued using it, because that's what cut the pizza I ate.

I've been feeling nauseous thinking about this for the past hour.

little extra iron never hurt no one

[ihaveabadmonkey]

was welcome to the wonderful world of aids written on a napkin?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nice you usually pay extra for a Vampire Pizza


plus blood tastes better then the crap Subway calls Maranara

[hammersavage]

Blood=good. Floor=no good

[ToiletCrusher]

I thought this was going to be about a mass transit system.

[Snoogans]

Blood=good. Floor=no good

aids dies when it hits the air.....usually

[mikeyboy]

I'm wondering what I should do in this situation.

I was at Subway, getting one of the Subway pizzas (which is pretty good).

While going through the line, one of the Subway workers either cut or burned her hand.

She finished making the sandwich (red flag #1) and then proceeded to get her hand bandaged up.

Now, I didn't think much of it because she didn't work on my pizza.

I then realized, an hour later, after I had eaten the pizza, that I didn't see what happened to the knife that cut the subway worker. I don't know if they took it out of service or if they continued using it, because that's what cut the pizza I ate.

I've been feeling nauseous thinking about this for the past hour.

How do you know there was a knife?

[Snoogans]

How do you know there was a knife?

what would she cut her hand with, a piece of lettuce?

[hammersavage]

^Her vagina

[mikeyboy]

what would she cut her hand with, a piece of lettuce?

While going through the line, one of the Subway workers either cut or burned her hand.

.

[Freitag]

How do you know there was a knife?

Because I know a knife was used to open the bread, to "fold" the sandwich, and then cut the sandwich in half in front of me. I saw the subway work react in pain, look at her finger, and then finish the sandwich.

She then went to the sink, took off her gloves, washed her hands, went in the back, (presumably put a band aid on) and then re-gloved.

I think the sandwich was toasted so she might have hit the metal on the tray from the toaster oven, or she could have had a cut on her hand already that was aggravated by something.

[Snoogans]

^Her vagina

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,441601,00.jpg

[Snoogans]

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stop ruining the fun mikey. Let us think Matty ate AIDS blood

[hammersavage]

Her period. That's kinda funny.

[disneyspy]

Blood=good. Floor=no good

blood on a baby?

[Snoogans]

Her period. That's kinda funny.

that wouldnt be cutting anything. Follow along

[mikeyboy]

stop ruining the fun mikey. Let us think Matty ate AIDS blood

Fine. Better get your affairs in order, Matty.

[RAAMONE]

why are you eating at subway in the first place...terrible

[Snoogans]

Fine. Better get your affairs in order, Matty.

maybe you could notorize everything for him

[hammersavage]

I just meant that's where the blood came from. I can't be perfect on this damn phone.

[JerseyRich]

You live in NJ. Stop eating SUBWAY.

Problem solved in the future.

[Snoogans]

I just meant that's where the blood came from. I can't be perfect on this damn phone.

perfect? You are so far from perfect you didnt record 1 out thru 27 hitters

[Freitag]

Eating at subway because it's where people in the office were going. It was either that or Thai food, and I didn't want to be sick for the rest of the day.

[Freitag]

perfect? You are so far from perfect you didnt record 1 out thru 27 hitters

you stretched so far for that one you've turned into Reed Richards

[Snoogans]

you stretched so far for that one you've turned into Reed Richards

should I know who Reed Richards is?

[Freitag]

should I know who Reed Richards is?

google, you smoke-addled buffoon.

[JerseyRich]

Eating at subway because it's where people in the office were going. It was either that or Thai food, and I didn't want to be sick for the rest of the day.

Yea, that worked out well for you.

[Freitag]

Basically, I'm going to go there tonight to talk to the manager after I'm done at work. Then if I don't get resolution, I'm gonna get Consumerist involved.

[Freitag]

Yea, that worked out well for you.

Hindsight is always 20/20

[Aggie]

Just pretend you're a model and make yourself throw up.

[Snoogans]

google, you smoke-addled buffoon.

fuck that. Comics suck

[Marc with a c]

Basically, I'm going to go there tonight to talk to the manager after I'm done at work. Then if I don't get resolution, I'm gonna get Consumerist involved.

i don't even know what to say to this.

what kind of resolution are you looking for?

[hammersavage]

A handy from Jared should suffice.

[Freitag]

i don't even know what to say to this.

what kind of resolution are you looking for?

Either an explanation of her injury or asking what she did with the knife.

[disneyspy]

Eating at subway because it's where people in the office were going. It was either that or Thai food, and I didn't want to be sick for the rest of the day.

i'd rather be sick for a day than get aids for life

[Freitag]

and yes, maybe getting the board of health in my town involved. I really DON'T want to do that, but I'm OCD and I'm flipping out.

[ToiletCrusher]

Why didn't you just return the sandwich?

Also, if you are eating food from a place that hires morons that cut themselves and are too fucking stupid to stop what they are doing, you have far bigger problems.

[disneyspy]

and yes, maybe getting the board of health in my town involved. I really DON'T want to do that, but I'm OCD and I'm flipping out.

did you remember to turn off the coffee pot?

[ToiletCrusher]

did you remember to turn off the coffee pot?

exactly 30 times.

[Marc with a c]

Either an explanation of her injury or asking what she did with the knife.


what do you think the manager is going to say? they'll obviously say they got rid of the knife.

[Freitag]

Just pretend you're a model and make yourself throw up.

I thought about that, but the process of throwing up creates lesions in your mouth, throat, and esophagus from the stomach acid, and I don't have any thing to equalize the stomach acid (milk) handy, so throwing up would create more problems.

[Freitag]

what do you think the manager is going to say? they'll obviously say they got rid of the knife.

Yeah, but I'm hoping I'll get an explanation on the finger.

We'll see.

[disneyspy]

what do you think the manager is going to say? they'll obviously say they got rid of the knife.

worked for OJ

[sailor]

did they drop the pizza dough on the floor?

[JerseyRich]

I thought about that, but the process of throwing up creates lesions in your mouth, throat, and esophagus from the stomach acid, and I don't have any thing to equalize the stomach acid (milk) handy, so throwing up would create more problems.

You are out of your fucking mind.

[Snoogans]

and seriously matty, you almost deserve this for being in NJ and gettin PIZZA at a SUBWAY

[disneyspy]

MATTY,DO YOU GET SUBS AT PIZZA HUT? quit bein a pussy,EAT A SUB AT SUBWAY!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

usually Subways are privately owned franchises that are owned by Habibis, rarely a manager

I am gonna assume they will throw money at the problem, if a free sub is worth it to you, than complain

[disneyspy]

matty,do you go to KFC for a quarter pounder?

cuz im thinkin you're goin to the wrong places to eat

[RoseBlood]

and yes, maybe getting the board of health in my town involved. I really DON'T want to do that, but I'm OCD and I'm flipping out.

Stop blaming this ridiculousness on some supposed OCD. Being OCD does not cause one to flip out, being an hysterical douche does.

[RoseBlood]

Either an explanation of her injury or asking what she did with the knife.

I think you're really looking for a detailed print out of her last physical exam, complete with lab and blood work results.

[mikeyboy]

:popcorn:

[hammersavage]

Hey, she called you hysterical. That's nice...

[disneyspy]

Hey, she called you hysterical. That's nice...

i believe its he's a hysterical not an hysterical douche,that means funny,right?

[RoseBlood]

i believe its he's a hysterical not an hysterical douche,that means funny,right?

Argh.. I've been caught by the grammar police. "A" hysterical because the "H" isn't silent. :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

Argh.. I've been caught by the grammar police. "A" hysterical because the "H" isn't silent. :wallbash:

so you admit you think he's funny?

[hammersavage]

spy's an grammar douche

[Freitag]

Stop blaming this ridiculousness on some supposed OCD. Being OCD does not cause one to flip out, being an hysterical douche does.

Fine, I'm not OCD, I'm germphobic. Better, you surly wench?

[disneyspy]

Fine, I'm not OCD, I'm germphobic. Better, you surly wench?

i believe its germaphobe

[King Hippos Bandaid]

most germaphobes are actually germs that are in denial

[disneyspy]

most germaphobes are actually germs that are in denial

thats hysterical

[foodcourtdruide]

Stop blaming this ridiculousness on some supposed OCD. Being OCD does not cause one to flip out, being an hysterical douche does.

If I may interject... during my deepest, darkest OCD days an overwhelming fear of food handlers somehow accidentally injecting HIV blood into my food would put me in a dark corner of paranoia. I personally think that's what we're dealing with here.

[JerseyRich]

If I may interject... during my deepest, darkest OCD days an overwhelming fear of food handlers somehow accidentally injecting HIV blood into my food would put me in a dark corner of paranoia. I personally think that's what we're dealing with here.

No. I think she had it right.

[foodcourtdruide]

No. I think she had it right.

haha, I dunno. I don't know how to explain what it's like reading this thread. It's kind of like a former drug addict reading about someone's drug experience.

[foodcourtdruide]

Basically, I'm going to go there tonight to talk to the manager after I'm done at work. Then if I don't get resolution, I'm gonna get Consumerist involved.

How will this get you any closure? Do you think the manager is going to force the person who prepared your sandwich to get an AIDS test? Just let it go.

[disneyspy]

but matty really should get an aids test in 6 months

[foodcourtdruide]

but matty really should get an aids test in 6 months

He would be the first person in the history of the planet to get AIDS from a sandwich.

[hammersavage]

I think Arthur Ashe got AIDS from a Rueben.

[Jujubees2]

Matty,

How do you eat out at all? When you go to a restaurant, do you go in the kitchen to check on how they prepare your food?

[disneyspy]

that guy in PHILADELPHIA got AIDS from eatin a salami sub

[mikeyboy]

Eazy E got AIDS from a steak and cheese Hot Pocket.

[hurlmon]

Fine, I'm not OCD, I'm germphobic.

They why would you even be eating at a subway?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Magic Johnson caught (fake)AIDS from a concession stand hot dog at the LA Forum

[foodcourtdruide]

Eazy E got AIDS from a steak and cheese Hot Pocket.

Steak in a Hot Pocket sounds really gross.

[Aggie]

Magic Johnson caught (fake)AIDS from a concession stand hot dog at the LA Forum

Matty should have gotten a hot dog!

[hammersavage]

Robert Reed got AIDS from a Fat Bastard off the grease trucks at Rutgers.

[disneyspy]

matty got AIDS from eatin a pizza at a SUBWAY

[Marc with a c]

pedro zamora got aids from getting semen in his butt.

oh wait.

[JerseyRich]

Robert Reed got AIDS from a Fat Bastard off the grease trucks at Rutgers.

OK, this thread just got me starvin'.

[JPMNICK]

Eazy E got AIDS from a steak and cheese Hot Pocket.

i don't know why that made me laugh so hard at my desk, but it did.

[mikeyboy]

Steak in a Hot Pocket sounds really gross.

Show a little respect for the dead.

[hammersavage]

pedro zamora got aids from getting semen in his butt.

oh wait.

How did Sean Sasser not?

[foodcourtdruide]

Show a little respect for the dead.

Sorry, I guess I just always sided with MC Ren and Dr. Dre.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

on the other hand Tommy Morrison caught aids from a Subway Meatball Sub , but then found out 10 years later that he didn't really have AIDS


so you are safe 10 years later

[boosterp]

On a serious note, even if she had AIDS, HIV, or Hep C it would be improbable you'd catch it thanks to your stomach acid and the enzymes of your mouth. You'd have to injest more blood, have bleeding gums and cuts in your mouth, and a compromised immune system to catch anything.

Now, is that a health violation, yes because she went back to making the sammich if she did indeed injure herself right then.

[Freitag]

Matty,

How do you eat out at all? When you go to a restaurant, do you go in the kitchen to check on how they prepare your food?

cognitive dissonance.

[Freitag]

On a serious note, even if she had AIDS, HIV, or Hep C it would be improbable you'd catch it thanks to your stomach acid and the enzymes of your mouth. You'd have to injest more blood, have bleeding gums and cuts in your mouth, and a compromised immune system to catch anything.

Now, is that a health violation, yes because she went back to making the sammich if she did indeed injure herself right then.

see, that's the kind of thing I was looking for.

[Aggie]

see, that's the kind of thing I was looking for.

and you expected it from this lot?

[hammersavage]

He rang the blood filled mop into his asshole. Can you get it that way?

[Freitag]

and you expected it from this lot?

I don't know. I was just trying to work through it. Some people understand, and others are just tools.

[boosterp]

see, that's the kind of thing I was looking for.

and you expected it from this lot?

Matty and I are cool.

He rang the blood filled mop into his asshole. Can you get it that way?

Likely, but you'd have to go with the mop to get tested.

[HBox]

Was this anything like the meat slicer scene in The Wrestler because that's the only way I can picture it for some reason.

[Tenbatsuzen]

so I went into subway and I found out from the manager that the knives they used are sterilized and wiped down between each sandwich. He showed me how they did it. I was impressed.

[Jujubees2]

so I went into subway and I found out from the manager that the knives they used are sterilized and wiped down between each sandwich. He showed me how they did it. I was impressed.

Looks like you found a new place to hang out!

[underdog]

so I went into subway and I found out from the manager that the knives they used are sterilized and wiped down between each sandwich. He showed me how they did it. I was impressed.

Ew.

I really hope they spit in your sandwich the next time you go there.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ew.

I really hope they spit in your sandwich the next time you go there.

I actually don't plan to. This experience was enough for me.

[sailor]

liberace got aids from an improperly sterilized knife used on his 5 meat stack, even though the manager assured him it was impossible.

[HBox]

Freddie Mercury got AIDS when someone sneezed on his Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki.

[foodcourtdruide]

Subway, eat aids!

[boosterp]

Subway, eat aids!

So that's how Jared lost his weight.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

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I love this because its like our version of the shortest verse in the bible.

Matty sorry you got the aids, hope you feel better soon. You prolly can't get any info on if the chick has any cooties due to HIPAA regs. Maybe you should ask Dr. Steve?
or at least Dr. Joke

[Snoogans]

see, that's the kind of thing I was looking for.

i said the same thing in like the 5th post of the thread. Because you can't read, I just had to sit through 2 pages of the worst jokes I've ever seen

[Reynolds]

Most people wouldn't even notice a little blood in their pizza sauce.

It's like piss in a pool, no need to worry until the water starts changing colors.

oh wait...

[foodcourtdruide]

i said the same thing in like the 5th post of the thread. Because you can't read, I just had to sit through 2 pages of the worst jokes I've ever seen

I stated this as well. I guess I didn't ise enough fancy words.

[Tall_James]

I love Subway. They paid for me to go to New Orleans and meet Reggie Bush. For that I am ever grateful.

[TheMojoPin]

I love Subway. They paid for me to go to New Orleans and meet Reggie Bush. For that I am ever grateful.

Paid for by a mountain of bloody sandwiches. I hope you're happy.

[Tall_James]

Paid for by a mountain of bloody sandwiches. I hope you're happy.

Blissfully.

[TheMojoPin]

You gigantic monster.