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Hottub
06-18-2009, 05:22 AM
Good Morning Buddays.
Raining like a mother out there.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_xMWwqZnfB1k/SKKWb-qdYYI/AAAAAAAAABA/zu2cswTGUHg/s640/erica_campbell.jpg

I'm smitten.

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CALL 866 RON 0 FEZ!

KingGeno
06-18-2009, 05:38 AM
Nothing wrong with wet weather, tub. In moderation, of course.

http://www.manofest.com/content/images/joomgallery/img_pictures/super_mega_females_1/rosie_jones_76/rosie_jones_20090608_1089866695.jpg

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 05:38 AM
Good Morning Buddays.
Raining like a mother out there.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_xMWwqZnfB1k/SKKWb-qdYYI/AAAAAAAAABA/zu2cswTGUHg/s640/erica_campbell.jpg

I'm smitten.


Don't hurt yourself looking at those pics.

Hey buddays. Looks like I'll be able to join in today.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 05:43 AM
I want to start every morning looking at those!!!

Hello all!

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 05:45 AM
Heading to Clapton/Winwood concert this afternoon!


Maybe some phone posting for me.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 05:53 AM
Heading to Clapton/Winwood concert this afternoon!


Maybe some phone posting for me.


pics!!!

OGC
06-18-2009, 06:18 AM
Hi buddies :bye:

ANC
06-18-2009, 06:24 AM
Hiya Buddies.. :bye:

I just had some Instant Grits for breakfast and enjoyed the shit out of them... Ya don't see grits much up here.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 06:30 AM
Having a few oatmeal cookies. WITH RAISINS IN THEM! Because that's how a gentleman does it.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 06:41 AM
I am going to have burritos for my lunch.

I am going to eat lunch early.

I am going to be happy with burritos in my belly early.

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 06:42 AM
Having a few oatmeal cookies. WITH RAISINS IN THEM! Because that's how a gentleman does it.

how fast could you ship some of those to me?

Hottub
06-18-2009, 06:46 AM
http://www.theheartofnewengland.com/images/oatmealcookies.gif

Enjoy.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 06:47 AM
pics!!!

I can upload to facebook. You will have to take them from there, or I will just text them to ya.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 06:47 AM
http://www.theheartofnewengland.com/images/oatmealcookies.gif

Enjoy.

Those things make me want to shit.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-18-2009, 06:48 AM
Hey Smellers,

Great boobie photos!!!

Day two in Nashville. Annie and I hung out at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge last night and whooped it up. We had sushi at Sam's Sushi. We ended up having about 6 huge rolls and one drink. And it only cost us $10.00!!!! And Sam would not accept a tip.

Brilliant!!!!

Annie wants to do some shopping today around the Opry Mills area. They have one of those gigantic Bass Pro Shops here too, and tonight we get to see Eddie Vedder do his thing at the Rhyman.

I'll see you all later on today. Have fun with the show and stuff.

Love Lenny

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-18-2009, 06:51 AM
I've been known to take some Oatmeal Cookie dough with raisins and make little balls with them and coat them in Chocolate.

There is just something special about raw cookie dough that I can't seem to ever get it all into the oven.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 06:53 AM
Sounds like you guys are having a good time. Enjoy Vedder.


Anybody going to listen on their iPhone today? I'm going to try it tomorrow. I want to resynch a few things first. 3.0 whacked a bunch of my apps.:furious:

stormy1065
06-18-2009, 06:55 AM
Hey all good morning listening on the road like always.Chuck wagon go to country music hall of fame you'll enjoy it I work in Nashville

Misteriosa
06-18-2009, 06:56 AM
ron and fezzie time!! :clap:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
06-18-2009, 07:00 AM
Hey all good morning listening on the road like always.Chuck wagon go to country music hall of fame you'll enjoy it I work in Nashville
Where do you work buddy. Do you wanna grab a beer today?

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 07:02 AM
Morning buddays :bye:

Horrible weather looks like the golf is going to be miserable.

And! the US is getting stomped by the brazilians...badtimes all around

jimmyolsenblues
06-18-2009, 07:03 AM
"Attention Scum" could be the greatest two word intro ever for any show ever....

led37zep
06-18-2009, 07:03 AM
I'm going to be trying the new XM/Sirius app at the gym today. So car the sound quality is much better than pocket tunes.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 07:04 AM
no mention of the drop or the song?

fucking slackers.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:05 AM
My XaMp locked up!:wallbash:
What song?

Misteriosa
06-18-2009, 07:05 AM
no mention of the drop or the song?

fucking slackers.

beatles - i got a feeling

the site is also slow as hell (for me)

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:07 AM
beatles - i got a feeling

the site is also slow as hell (for me)

One of my all-time favorites.

Well I got the show on finally.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:08 AM
I missed the drop and the song. What were they?

stormy1065
06-18-2009, 07:09 AM
Would love to but I drive a truck all day. In an around Nashvegas. Enjoy your time in town though.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:09 AM
How did Hilary hurt her arm? Did she backtalk to Obama?

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 07:10 AM
How did Hilary hurt her arm? Did she backtalk to Obama?


Presidential goon hand?

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:14 AM
Oleee, Ole, O-le, O-le, Brazil, Brazil.

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 07:16 AM
Also we have to play Egypt on Sunday and they are no joke...US could take the collar 0-3 in this stupid tournament

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 07:17 AM
Presidential goon hand?

:lol:

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:23 AM
Anyone know how close is Molly's to O Hare Airport?

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:24 AM
We had sushi at Sam's Sushi. We ended up having about 6 huge rolls and one drink. And it only cost us $10.00!!!! And Sam would not accept a tip.

Love Lenny

EW, Sam's Club Sushi.......

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:24 AM
You have to love Brazil soccer fans.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1602/braziliansoccerfan.jpg

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:25 AM
Anyone know how close is Molly's to O Hare Airport?

yeah.......

























...........Google maps does.:tongue:



Driving directions to 2536 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614
15.7 mi – about 27 mins (up to 40 mins in traffic)
Suggested routes



Chicago O'Hare Airport

1. Head south on Chicago Ohare International Airport
1.0 mi
2. Continue on I-190 E
2.2 mi
3. Take the exit onto I-90 E
9.3 mi
4. Take exit 46A for California Ave toward 2800 W
0.1 mi
5. Slight right at N California Ave
223 ft
6. Turn left at W Diversey Ave
1.8 mi
7. Continue on W Diversey Pkwy
1.0 mi
8. Turn right at N Clark St
0.3 mi

2536 N Clark St
Chicago, IL 60614

TjM
06-18-2009, 07:26 AM
Anyone know how close is Molly's to O Hare Airport?

Looks like about a 20 minute drive

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 07:26 AM
EW, Sam's Club Sushi.......

Its not that bad.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:27 AM
yeah.......

























...........Google maps does.:tongue:

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=o%27hare+airport&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=YFw6SuGVCJPclAfO4ZnnDQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1

Thanks ...


Although I was looking for anecdotal information that could convey time considering traffic etc.

JimmieHats
06-18-2009, 07:27 AM
I've lived in Boothwyn :o

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:28 AM
Its not that bad.

are you sure its just not undercooked seafood samples.

TjM
06-18-2009, 07:28 AM
Thanks ...


Although I was looking for anecdotal information that could convey time considering traffic etc.

16.2 miles

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:30 AM
Directions from ORD (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=ORD&daddr=2536+north+clark+street+chicago+illinois+606 14&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=37.509726,-95.712891&sspn=42.954171,93.164063&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=12)

You can also use public transit as well.

up to 40 minutes in traffic.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 07:31 AM
bearded paul mccartney!!!

styckx
06-18-2009, 07:31 AM
Bearded Paul McCartney!!

ANC
06-18-2009, 07:31 AM
Bearded Paul McCartney! :clap:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 07:31 AM
Bearded Paul McCartney!!!

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 07:32 AM
I can't wait til he gets his ass kicked.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:33 AM
I downloaded the XM app. You need a premium online service (whatever tthat is) at $2.99/month. They do have a 7 day free trial I am going to run.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:34 AM
How can you not love Dave!

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:35 AM
How can you not love Dave!

log on as SP1

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:35 AM
Paul and George were on a fairy run?

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:36 AM
Fucking hilarious.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:37 AM
Hey, that 12 year old looked 14.

PD
06-18-2009, 07:37 AM
How can you not love Dave!

log on as SP1

and a few others.

I love hearing dave. It may not ALWAYS work, but it works more than not.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:37 AM
log on as SP1

Ha!
I hope he's enjoying the bag.

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:41 AM
Ha!
I hope he's enjoying the bag.

Who ISNT enjoying the bag?

:happy:

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:43 AM
Chris Stanley throwing off Ron's vibe.

walker
06-18-2009, 07:45 AM
Chris Stanley throwing off Ron's vibe.

You mean Chris Tanley?

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:46 AM
Wow, that caller was calling from a year ago about Bret Favre.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 07:47 AM
Enough about Favre!

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 07:48 AM
You mean Chris Tanley?

Chriss Tanley.

realmenhatelife
06-18-2009, 07:49 AM
I dont think The Smiths are ever getting back together, and they've been offered insane ammounts of money.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:49 AM
I wish he wouls just go away.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 07:51 AM
Ha!
I hope he's enjoying the bag.

You really have to stop teabagging posters before you ban them.

ANC
06-18-2009, 07:51 AM
Enjoys the 3 Stooges....

http://www.dailypress.com/media/photo/2009-01/44490821.jpg

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 07:52 AM
You really have to stop teabagging posters before you ban them.

Buzz kill.

epo
06-18-2009, 07:54 AM
Jesus fuck. Listening to the talk about "approval ratings" is just stupid.

The numbers are 64%-32%, approve/disapprove. These numbers have been completely consistent over the past 6 weeks.

ANC
06-18-2009, 07:54 AM
I was just about to post the Gas Prices thing..

IMSlacker
06-18-2009, 07:54 AM
Ha. Eric's/Striker's phone cut out. What a tragedy.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:56 AM
Ha. Eric's/Striker's phone cut out. What a tragedy.

Maybe they pulled an opie?

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 07:56 AM
I downloaded the XM app. You need a premium online service (whatever tthat is) at $2.99/month. They do have a 7 day free trial I am going to run.

I keep searching for one for Windows mobile, but I'm striking out.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 07:59 AM
I keep searching for one for Windows mobile, but I'm striking out.

Windows Mobile?
Yuck.

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:01 AM
Do you guys think Fez will take the PETA thing into some bizzare direction to keep the heel turn going or will he be silent and let Ron/Dave and the callers talk about it?

I also hate that Im thinking about the stupid teasers.

Gerald
06-18-2009, 08:04 AM
I ate 20 White Castle sliders with jalepeno cheese in a drunken stupor once. I paid the price the next day in multiple ways.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:06 AM
Kentucky Grilled Chicken. I tried it was dried out and my pee smelled like chicken the whole night.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 08:06 AM
I used to like to dip my fries in BBQ sauce.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 08:07 AM
I think we should have a reservation out west where we can round up and keep all of the flies.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 08:07 AM
I used to like to dip my fries in BBQ sauce.

I dip my fries in mayonnaise. I fuckin drown em in that shit.

BeerBandit
06-18-2009, 08:08 AM
Did Dave just say that a fly is not an animal?


What?

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 08:08 AM
Wait, aren't insects animals?

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 08:08 AM
I think we should have a reservation out west where we can round up and keep all of the flies.

Fly relocation program. I like it.

BeefJerkyJerry
06-18-2009, 08:08 AM
<img src="http://www.heartattackgrill.net/pic/menu.jpg">

The best fries and burgers are here..!! The Heart Attack Grill look it up on YouTube... (Oh yea the waitresses are HoT!!)

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:09 AM
Fly relocation program. I like it.


Id like to hear a long winded nonsensical report about it

Landblast
06-18-2009, 08:09 AM
i have never had a white castle hamburger at the restaurant,
it would be a wish before i die

realmenhatelife
06-18-2009, 08:10 AM
They're just chewing into the mics cus they're trying to get on O&A.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:10 AM
I thought we honer the American Wolf on commemorative T-Shirts.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 08:11 AM
i have never had a white castle hamburger at the restaurant,
it would be a wish before i die

If you ever do, remember that it helps to be drunk.

wkj
06-18-2009, 08:11 AM
Kentucky Grilled Chicken. I tried it was dried out and my pee smelled like chicken the whole night.

I just got finished with my Grilled Chicken, Breast and Wing for $5.50--was not worth it and now I find out my pee is going to smell like chicken? :sad:

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:11 AM
i have never had a white castle hamburger at the restaurant,
it would be a wish before i die

It's always from the drive thru for me. Either eat it on the go or sit in the parking lot and stuff myself.

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:12 AM
Most dogs couldnt make it on their own b/c their bred to be that way.

There are wild feral dogs

Hottub
06-18-2009, 08:12 AM
I thought we honer the American Wolf on commemorative T-Shirts.

:lol:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 08:13 AM
It's always from the drive thru for me. Either eat it on the go or sit on the pot and stuff myself.

truth.

TjM
06-18-2009, 08:13 AM
I used to like to dip my fries in BBQ sauce.

Nothing wrong with that :thumbup:

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:13 AM
I just got finished with my Grilled Chicken, Breast and Wing for $5.50--was not worth it and now I find out my pee is going to smell like chicken? :sad:

Sorry buddy,but it's true..

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:18 AM
Elephants can mourn

nate1000
06-18-2009, 08:18 AM
Having a few oatmeal cookies. WITH RAISINS IN THEM! Because that's how a gentleman does it.

Interesting. I haven't baked in years, but I just so happened to make 4 dozen banana-oatmeal-raisin cookies last night for my daughter's health fair. The recipie was a request, but surprisingly turned out pretty tasty.

Great minds..

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 08:23 AM
We joke in my house that our dog speaks english cause she knows what so many words mean and reacts to them but this guy's right, it's just because of repetition.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 08:24 AM
I think I'm going to eat a cheeseburger tonight.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:24 AM
I used to like to dip my fries in BBQ sauce.

Dipping KFC Potato Wedges in KFC Gravy FTW

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 08:25 AM
I used to like to dip my fries in BBQ sauce.

i use wendy's frosties

PD
06-18-2009, 08:25 AM
If you ever do, remember that it helps to be drunk.

and 3am.

I got called away - why are they eating White Castles?

also, did anyone mention - if you text them the message "crave" you get 1 free burger.
(yes is a 60 cent value but its still free)

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:26 AM
i use wendy's frosties

:thumbup: I have too... fantastic. It's the whole salty/sweet thing.

I also dip my bacon or sausage in Maple Syrup....

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:27 AM
I think I'm going to eat a cheeseburger tonight.


Im thinking pizza

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:27 AM
and 3am.

I got called away - why are they eating White Castles?

also, did anyone mention - if you text them the message "crave" you get 1 free burger.
(yes is a 60 cent value but its still free)

It depends on how much your plan charges for texting too.. :wink:

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:28 AM
I think I'm going to eat a cheeseburger tonight.

x2

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 08:28 AM
I love the callers who call about some topic and use the time to take a dig at Fez and/or gays. Like this caller talking about dogs, and mentioning the fag dogs Fez likes.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 08:30 AM
Im thinking pizza

I did pizza last night - meatball and onion. Delicious.

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 08:30 AM
I also dip my bacon or sausage in Maple Syrup....

You were halfway to a mod quote my friend.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:31 AM
Damn it's raining like a motherfucker out there....

"One day, a real rain will come and wash the scum off the streets."

http://www.onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/fezziedriver.png

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:33 AM
I did pizza last night - meatball and onion. Delicious.

Love it. Gonna replace the onion with mushroom though.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:34 AM
You were halfway to a mod quote my friend.

:laugh: I welcome them, in fact I challange any mod to give me another... they don't have the balls to give me a..........FIFTH mod quote! :glurps:



:innocent:

wkj
06-18-2009, 08:35 AM
This show almost sounds like a best of; BTW thought OA was terrible this morning.

barjockey
06-18-2009, 08:36 AM
I'm mobile today. Hampton Beach NH, I think I see the sun:smoke:

Evolved
06-18-2009, 08:36 AM
What's the story with the burgers?

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 08:37 AM
I'm sorry but this caller is wrong. We're nowhere near the "dangerous point" of humanizing all animals so that we can't eat them, etc. There are some animal rights laws, etc. but we're not seeing a slippery slope to where he says anytime soon.

barjockey
06-18-2009, 08:38 AM
I'm about to have a couple of lobster rolls.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 08:38 AM
Listening to them eating sliders makes me feel bad about the burritos I just ate.

barjockey
06-18-2009, 08:40 AM
Listening to them eating sliders makes me feel bad about the burritos I just ate.

Never feel bad about eating a Burrito. If you didnt eat them the world would be over-run with'em

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 08:40 AM
What's the story with the burgers?



i think they originated in Hamburg, germany?

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 08:41 AM
did that one caller say that Saran Wrap comes from cattle?

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:41 AM
Never feel bad about eating a Burrito. If you didnt eat them the world would be over-run with'em

Little bastards!

http://www.storylandminiaturedonkeys.com/Anna%20Elizabeth%2012.jpg

PD
06-18-2009, 08:42 AM
This show almost sounds like a best of; BTW thought OA was terrible this morning.

I liked Joe Rogan.

I'm about to have a couple of lobster rolls.

Love those.
I'm eating left over chinese food :(

barjockey
06-18-2009, 08:43 AM
Little bastards!

http://www.storylandminiaturedonkeys.com/Anna%20Elizabeth%2012.jpg

Starvin'

wkj
06-18-2009, 08:44 AM
I liked Joe Rogan.

Even then, they were stepping all over each other. First part of the show with the marketing bit and the IPod had me turning away.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:45 AM
Starvin'

Homer: Marge, you wouldn't believe it! They sell shredded meat on the street corners!

Cuban Vendor Boy: Es Carne de Burro.

Homer: It's nice to meet you.

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:47 AM
Wow, that's a lot of moosen.

IMSlacker
06-18-2009, 08:47 AM
I'm doubting Blowhard's story here. How are diapers going to stop moose farts?

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 08:47 AM
Homer: Where's my burrito!?

wkj
06-18-2009, 08:48 AM
I'm doubting Blowhard's story here. How are diapers going to stop moose farts?

Picked up on that too.

biggestmexi
06-18-2009, 08:48 AM
Do you own a TOM TOM?

DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS?

You WILL love this link!! (http://www.tomtom.com/page/simpsons)

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:50 AM
Do you own a TOM TOM?

DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS?

You WILL love this link!! (http://www.tomtom.com/page/simpsons)

I will buy one just for this!!!!!! :clap:

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:51 AM
Fuck Mozzarella Sticks, Mozzarella en Carozza FTW!

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 08:51 AM
Do you own a TOM TOM?

DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS?

You WILL love this link!! (http://www.tomtom.com/page/simpsons)

Spammer?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1EHwxFaLyWM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1EHwxFaLyWM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:51 AM
Homer: Marge, you wouldn't believe it! They sell shredded meat on the street corners!

Cuban Vendor Boy: Es Carne de Burro.

Homer: It's nice to meet you.


:lol::clap::lol:

barjockey
06-18-2009, 08:53 AM
Hate the Doug & Kenneth promo

http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/2c9296253e53f6c4
:thumbdown:

drjoek
06-18-2009, 08:53 AM
Question
Does Fez now have a death wish?
60 Oreos last week
15 White Castle sliders this week
:ohmy:
Wasn't there a time when they were trying to prevent another heart attack?

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:53 AM
Homer: Where's my burrito!?


"Could God microwave a burrito so hot, he himself couldnt eat it?"

ANC
06-18-2009, 08:54 AM
"Could God microwave a burrito so hot, he himself couldnt eat it?"

:laugh:

The Doug and Kenneth promo has an edit in it like the Kamp Krusty "Mr. Black" thing

MadMatt
06-18-2009, 08:56 AM
"Could God microwave a burrito so hot, he himself couldnt eat it?"

I don't know, let's ask:

Mikeyboy - can you please respond to this gentleman? He asked you a question about lunch.

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 08:58 AM
:laugh:

The Doug and Kenneth promo has an edit in it like the Kamp Krusty "Mr. Black" thing


"Can we call you uncle blacky?!"

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:00 AM
"Can we call you uncle blacky?!"

:lol:

jetdog
06-18-2009, 09:00 AM
what was that movie drop?

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:00 AM
Look out! Truth Bombs be droppin'!!!!

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:01 AM
what was that movie drop?

The Usual Suspects

MadMatt
06-18-2009, 09:03 AM
Cut it into quarters and have them race through it...

PD
06-18-2009, 09:03 AM
The Usual Suspects

I hope that isn't a movie that you still need to see.

:bye:

barjockey
06-18-2009, 09:05 AM
The amount of sodium in those burgers is staggering. 210 mg of sodium /burger

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:05 AM
I hope that isn't a movie that you still need to see.

:bye:

Yo!

Nah I own it, I've probably seen it 60+ times...

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 09:06 AM
Dave: "There can only be one pearl necklace wearer.":lol:

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 09:07 AM
"acting like a crazed idiot."

Yeah, ESD has done that before.

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:08 AM
Wait what? Fez doesn't know how to burp? :blink:

Friday
06-18-2009, 09:08 AM
yay

i don't know how to burp either!

Hottub
06-18-2009, 09:08 AM
White Castle nutritional info. (http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/nutrition.asp)

X15 of course.:ohmy:

barjockey
06-18-2009, 09:08 AM
"I never learned to burp" put that on his tombstone:happy:

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 09:10 AM
Wait what? Fez doesn't know how to burp? :blink:

yay

i don't know how to burp either!

It's not like snapping your fingers or whistling, you don't learn how to burp it just happens.:blink:

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:10 AM
yay

i don't know how to burp either!

huh? Even if you're not trying it just happens sometimes...

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:11 AM
It's not like snapping your fingers or whistling, you don't learn how to burp it just happens.:blink:

huh? Even if you're not trying it just happens sometimes...

:smile:

barjockey
06-18-2009, 09:11 AM
3000 mg of sodium in one sitting. Should we have Stroke countdown?:down:

PD
06-18-2009, 09:12 AM
I think fridee just never has gas

she truly is a lady.

Friday
06-18-2009, 09:12 AM
huh? Even if you're not trying it just happens sometimes...

but some people can just do it on command

my cousins tried to teach me as a kid but i just never could do it.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 09:13 AM
I remember when the first video store came to my home town and I saw porn movie covers for the first time at 12 or so. Our store also had a list of all movies, and even listed their porn movies. I practically jacked to that list.

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 09:14 AM
He only farts when he needs to wake up.

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 09:18 AM
Maybe I can get another truth bomb.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 09:18 AM
If you've downed as many beers as I have in my life, you damn well better know how to burp.:drunk:

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 09:18 AM
Word to your moms, it's time to drop truth bombs.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
Shrapnel everywhere!

Furtherman
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
The Cooler is a good movie - nice choice fezfez!

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
Enough about Jon, Kate, etc.

walker
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
Blowing a whistle? Who is whistle?

IMSlacker
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
I just checked my Netflix account. Apparently, I watched The Cooler back in 2004. I have absolutely no recollection.

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
Should we have Stroke countdown?

Hawt!

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 09:19 AM
but some people can just do it on command

my cousins tried to teach me as a kid but i just never could do it.

My son just learned how. Fun times at the Rhino house.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 09:21 AM
Enough about Jon, Kate, etc.

I was flipping though the channels and saw that Orange County Choppers was building them a bike.:wallbash:

PD
06-18-2009, 09:21 AM
if anyone cares, this is the Kate pic
http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/2009/06/KateGosselin0617.jpg

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 09:21 AM
The Cooler is a good movie - nice choice fezfez!

Ronnie is right. This was a suprise choice by Fez.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 09:23 AM
Ronnie is right. This was a suprise choice by Fez.

I like the cooler too. Nice!

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 09:23 AM
All three of these truth bombs are about paparazzi.

barjockey
06-18-2009, 09:23 AM
He only farts when he needs to wake up.


http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/fartalarm.jpg

PD
06-18-2009, 09:23 AM
All three of these truth bombs are about paparazzi.

Fez news either comes from the National Enquirer or USA today.

MadMatt
06-18-2009, 09:23 AM
Nevermind. It doesn't help.

barjockey
06-18-2009, 09:26 AM
I'm hungry

PD
06-18-2009, 09:27 AM
I'm hungry

what happened to the Lobster Roll?

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 09:27 AM
:smile:

"Great minds think a lot.""

Warren Peace
06-18-2009, 09:27 AM
Dave - they did this in "The Last Boy Scout"

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:27 AM
if anyone cares, this is the Kate pic
http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/2009/06/KateGosselin0617.jpg

http://pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/images/thumb/a/ae/TV_WhenTheWhistleBlows.gif/250px-TV_WhenTheWhistleBlows.gif

http://onebullettest.com/MSGBRD/extras_1.gif

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:29 AM
"Great minds think a lot.""

:lol:

comp_atkins
06-18-2009, 09:29 AM
fez wants to die seven pounds style.... box jellyfish in the tub

barjockey
06-18-2009, 09:31 AM
what happened to the Lobster Roll?

3 pm is Lob-roll time.

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:32 AM
"Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it."

http://bp0.blogger.com/_YQ96NkVMUz8/RrhsUcINL6I/AAAAAAAADJo/P9fIZ2_flI0/s400/DSC07710.JPG

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:35 AM
Cap'n Crunch w/ Crunch Berries FTW :thumbup:.

led37zep
06-18-2009, 09:36 AM
Lucky charms challenge....just the marshmellows.

KatPw
06-18-2009, 09:36 AM
I've been to a Ducks game. Nice stadium and a lot of fun.

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:37 AM
Lucky charms challenge....just the marshmellows.

no beverages allowed...

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:37 AM
Sounds like me and Dave have the same summer plans.:laugh:

led37zep
06-18-2009, 09:39 AM
I've been to a Ducks game. Nice stadium and a lot of fun.

Sure is.

http://www.uoregon.edu/about/tour/14/photos_14/img_autzen.png

Servo
06-18-2009, 09:40 AM
I would love to see Dave on Dealiest Catch! "East Side Dave - the Northwestern's newest greenhorn."

walker
06-18-2009, 09:41 AM
Sure is.

http://www.uoregon.edu/about/tour/14/photos_14/img_autzen.png

That is a great pic. I've never been there, but remember the Rose Bowl back in 1994 when PSU dick-stomped those ducks? That was the last time we heard from Kijana Carter!

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 09:43 AM
It's great to hear ESD stick up for his children's people.

led37zep
06-18-2009, 09:43 AM
That is a great pic. I've never been there, but remember the Rose Bowl back in 1994 when PSU dick-stomped those ducks? That was the last time we heard from Kijana Carter!

This is how you pay back the man who tied you into a lleeder board character?

I give and I give

and all you do is take!

ToiletCrusher
06-18-2009, 09:45 AM
Speaking of Bill Burr, I wonder if Fez booked him today when they crossed paths in studio.

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:45 AM
I would love to see Dave on Dealiest Catch! "East Side Dave - the Northwestern's newest greenhorn."

:clap:

ChrisTheCop
06-18-2009, 09:48 AM
Fyi, you can not "view instantly" The Cooler, on Netflix.

But if you order it today, you should be able to get it by saturday.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 09:48 AM
Count Chocula.:innocent:

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:55 AM
<3 True Romance! :thumbup:

ANC
06-18-2009, 09:56 AM
A "dry" cereal challange is a real challange..

Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-18-2009, 09:59 AM
Whatever happened to just shutting the fucc up? It happened it passed, why wreck your wife's life now?

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:00 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XDLnpGlOHFU/SXcHVCGmakI/AAAAAAAACZk/VaX0EYqaD_A/s400/big_love_big.jpg

led37zep
06-18-2009, 10:01 AM
and just wait a few years for that kid to pop back up and meet his dad or the chick wants support?

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:02 AM
"Don't take the advice of someone on the radio."

:clap:

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 10:03 AM
fez wants to die seven pounds style.... box jellyfish in the tub

I think we're the only two people who saw that movie.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-18-2009, 10:03 AM
and just wait a few years for that kid to pop back up and meet his dad or the chick wants support?

Cross that bridge if/when you get to it. It's not guaranteed that this will happen. What is guaranteed is that if he tells his wife, that marriage is going to hit a major low.

PD
06-18-2009, 10:05 AM
Dr steve has outside kids?

led37zep
06-18-2009, 10:06 AM
Dr steve has outside kids?

he lets them come inside when its raining and on christmas

walker
06-18-2009, 10:08 AM
Natural, fo sho!

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 10:08 AM
Hey I'm in the 5k club!

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:08 AM
While my wife looks great with make up or out, I have to go with her wearing makeup.

Hottub
06-18-2009, 10:10 AM
While my wife looks great with make up or out, I have to go with her wearing makeup.

X2.

:wink:

IamFogHat
06-18-2009, 10:10 AM
Chris Stanely likes it set to whore.
http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/makeupgun.jpg

Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-18-2009, 10:11 AM
As long as the skin is well lotioned(i.e. tight but not dry), they feel soft and they smell great, it's a go.

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:12 AM
Hey I'm in the 5k club!

Congrats buddy!!!!:clap::clap:

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:13 AM
Chris Stanely likes it set to whore.
http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/makeupgun.jpg

:lol:

Charlie_Don't_Surf
06-18-2009, 10:13 AM
While my wife looks great with make up or out, I have to go with her wearing makeup.

Yeah I kinda like your wife with makeup too. :thumbup:

Awww shit!!!

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:14 AM
This is one of the most complicated either/or hypos I've ever heard.

I'd go with the first option.

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:14 AM
Like they say, show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a man who's tired of bangin her.

Edwin
06-18-2009, 10:15 AM
As long as the skin is well lotioned(i.e. tight but not dry), they feel soft and they smell great, it's a go.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Silencelamp7.jpg

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:15 AM
Yeah I kinda like your wife with makeup too. :thumbup:

Awww shit!!!

You're stealing Hottub's jokes.

X2.

:wink:

OGC
06-18-2009, 10:15 AM
this is a simple choice, let me watch the women fuck and bang the 5 other women. It is exactly what I have now except for I get to watch the other women fuck and I get to bang 4 women other than my wife.

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:16 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Silencelamp7.jpg

:clap:

:lol:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_-UqOJmIp3Og/SIjoqXwz5yI/AAAAAAAAAyo/RaogKyn0-5g/s400/JameGumb-SilenceoftheLambs.jpg

RhinoinMN
06-18-2009, 10:21 AM
Bye people. Off to see Clapton/Winwood!


Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:21 AM
Bye people. Off to see Clapton/Winwood!


Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nice!! Enjoy Rhino!

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Ron's point is a good one. Choosing to be a voyeur is more important than actually having sex with the woman you want seems sad.

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 10:24 AM
Like they say, show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a man who's tired of bangin her.


Love that line

Edwin
06-18-2009, 10:24 AM
Bye people. Off to see Clapton/Winwood!


Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I had to turn down a free ticket to that last weekend in Philly. I am pretty pissed about it. My dad said it was AWESOME. He said 2.5 hours of great music.

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Wow. 5 months since Earl left?

led37zep
06-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Ron's point is a good one. Choosing to be a voyeur is more important than actually having sex with the woman you want seems sad.

its the fear of actually performing vs imagining you're the best in bed.

Crazy talk.

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:29 AM
How are they doing a screening at a restaurant?

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 10:29 AM
Wow. 5 months since Earl left?

Ive got a fuller head of hair and lost weight

led37zep
06-18-2009, 10:30 AM
How are they doing a screening at a restaurant?

TV screens above the pissers?

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 10:31 AM
Im recording but missed most of this...you can either sleep with someone ugly and watch porn or just be with someone beautiful and not watch porn?

ANC
06-18-2009, 10:31 AM
TV screens above the pissers?

I know there's the restaurant section and the bar section in 1 room. Unless they have a back room I don't know how they'll do it. Then again I haven't been there in a few years.

PD
06-18-2009, 10:32 AM
Ron's point is a good one. Choosing to be a voyeur is more important than actually having sex with the woman you want seems sad.

esp for Dave; fez has no idea what its like being married.

the jerk off factor does matter, but if you marry, you are already figuring you will only have sex with that person.

(cause if you don't figure that, your marriage may be doomed)

EliSnow
06-18-2009, 10:32 AM
its the fear of actually performing vs imagining you're the best in bed.

Crazy talk.

Also, it's wanting to watch life than actually live it.

Plus, who says that watching Michelle Pfeiffer or Angelina fuck will be great? Maybe they're not great to view in bed. They make look great naked, but maybe it won't be that great.

PD
06-18-2009, 10:33 AM
Im recording but missed most of this...you can either sleep with someone ugly and watch porn or just be with someone beautiful and not watch porn?

if i heard it right, the choice was

1) you can have sex with only one person- and that includes not being able to jerk off to someone else

2) you can watch anyone, but only have actual sex with ugly ones.

Edwin
06-18-2009, 10:35 AM
Also, it's wanting to watch life than actually live it.

Plus, who says that watching Michelle Pfeiffer or Angelina fuck will be great? Maybe they're not great to view in bed. They make look great naked, but maybe it won't be that great.

This is why I only watch the pros.

led37zep
06-18-2009, 10:35 AM
Also, it's wanting to watch life than actually live it.

Plus, who says that watching Michelle Pfeiffer or Angelina fuck will be great? Maybe they're not great to view in bed. They make look great naked, but maybe it won't be that great.

Not to mention you can't fast forward to the part of them fucking you actually want to see.

Meataball23
06-18-2009, 10:37 AM
if i heard it right, the choice was

1) you can have sex with only one person- and that includes not being able to jerk off to someone else

2) you can watch anyone, but only have actual sex with ugly ones.


Ahh...well im sure this has already been covered, but for varieties sake alone I think you need to pick number 2

Hottub
06-18-2009, 10:38 AM
Also, it's wanting to watch life than actually live it.

Plus, who says that watching Michelle Pfeiffer or Angelina fuck will be great? Maybe they're not great to view in bed. They make look great naked, but maybe it won't be that great.

Poppycock!
I'll stucco the ceiling watching that.