Does Ron Want Fez Dead?

[Gvac]

Last week Ron was trying to egg Fez on to eat 100 Oreo cookies in 60 minutes. Thankfully, Fez only ate 60 sugary treats in the hour.

Fez is a diabetic.

Today, Ronnie pushed Fez into a hamburger eating contest with East Side Dave. Fezzie ate over a dozen White Castle sliders; he might as well have chugged a bottle of Crisco.

Fez has heart problems and two stents.

Also on today's show, Ron was pointing out to Fez that as a control freak he should be very interested in choosing the time and place of his death and explored suicide options with him.

Do you think Ronnie B. is trying to get Fez to off himself?

[jetdog]

:ohmy:

[HBox]

You see that shit sitting there and you stir the shit out of that................ shit.

[Furtherman]

Come to think of it.... I did hear him slip a couple times with: "We're back with the Ron and Dead show."

[tanless1]

fez better come up w/ a respectable chrstmas gift this year, or Ron may see this through.

[STC-Dub]

If Ron wanted Fez dead, Fez would be dead.

[KingGeno]

I believe Fez has placed a hex on Ron, and Ron wants him to disappear. Either option is entertaining to the listening audience.

[pazz]

I think Ron is just helping Fez to be more of the show and the eating contests is one area where Fez shines.

[Death Metal Moe]

GVAC, what the fuck are you doing anymore? Seriously bro. I don't think even you know anymore.

[Gvac]

GVAC, what the fuck are you doing anymore? Seriously bro. I don't think even you know anymore.

I'm commenting on the show and encouraging discussion about it.

Isn't that what this place is all about?

[west milly Tom]

Last week Ron was trying to egg Fez on to eat 100 Oreo cookies in 60 minutes. Thankfully, Fez only ate 60 sugary treats in the hour.

Fez is a diabetic.

Today, Ronnie pushed Fez into a hamburger eating contest with East Side Dave. Fezzie ate over a dozen White Castle sliders; he might as well have chugged a bottle of Crisco.




Crisco comes in a tub silly.

[booster11373]

I do think they should change the name of the show to Ron versus Fez

[yojimbo7248]

they also talked about suicide methods. did Ron start that discussion?

[Gvac]

they also talked about suicide methods. did Ron start that discussion?

Last week Ron was trying to egg Fez on to eat 100 Oreo cookies in 60 minutes. Thankfully, Fez only ate 60 sugary treats in the hour.

Fez is a diabetic.

Today, Ronnie pushed Fez into a hamburger eating contest with East Side Dave. Fezzie ate over a dozen White Castle sliders; he might as well have chugged a bottle of Crisco.

Fez has heart problems and two stents.

Also on today's show, Ron was pointing out to Fez that as a control freak he should be very interested in choosing the time and place of his death and explored suicide options with him.

Do you think Ronnie B. is trying to get Fez to off himself?

Oh yojimbo...don't you even read my posts anymore? :glurps:

[sailor]

you only just realized this now, gvac? for shame!

[yojimbo7248]

Oh yojimbo...don't you even read my posts anymore? :glurps:

ha, sorry man. I should have assumed that you would have had all of your evidence laid out clearly and concisely before accusing Ron of wanting Fez dead.

[dino_electropolis]

Ridiculous.

Clearly, Ronnie would be named the Beneficiary in any life insurance policy fez has. Said policy would not pay out as a result of suicide.

Ronnie is too smart for that.





A tragic mishap in the tub, however, could be arranged. :smoke:

[Gvac]

Ridiculous.

Clearly, Ronnie would be named the Beneficiary in any life insurance policy fez has. Said policy would not pay out as a result of suicide.

Ronnie is too smart for that.





A tragic mishap in the tub, however, could be arranged. :smoke:

If I'm not mistaken, most life insurance companies do pay out for suicides, but it has to occur at least two years after taking out the policy.

I bet Ronnie B. knows exactly when Fez signed up for the insurance.

[WampusCrandle]

I think Ron will kill Fez by scaring him at the top of a stair case, and say he fell to his death after a heart attack.

[hammersavage]

I'm not saying Ron is trying to kill Fez, but I think Gvac brings up a very valid point. Fez should be much more careful with his history, and I wish Ron would not encourage the bad behavior.

[WampusCrandle]

Maybe Ron will hunt him in a safari, while atop an elephant, with Indian boy scouts.

[pazz]

I'm not saying Ron is trying to kill Fez, but I think Gvac brings up a very valid point. Fez should be much more careful with his history, and I wish Ron would not encourage the bad behavior.

I think GVAC is playing devil's advocate and then sits back and laughs as everyone rips on each other.

[AF Mike]

Fez is a big boy and he’s perfectly capable of defending himself from such a transparent attempt on his life.

Besides, it’s all a work: the heart attacks, the stents, 4 winds, the secret, the wedding,
the merger …

[WampusCrandle]

Maybe Ron will put him in a pit of needles to find a key to get out a maze of danger, but all the needles are filled with insulin or O2.

[MacVittie]

At this point, I'm convinced that Fez cannot die.

[Hottub]

Of course not. If that's what he wanted, he could do it with a 30 second phone call.

"Flathead, I got a wet job for you."

[JerseyRich]

I think GVAC is playing devil's advocate and then sits back and laughs as everyone rips on each other.


What are you fucking stupid?

He leans in close to the screen...He doesn't sit back.


:)

[Marc with a c]

anybody seen the big knife?

[WampusCrandle]

Of course, Ron may use Fez as bait for the great white shark so he can get into National Geographic.

[sailor]

actually, wouldn't ron be trying to put fez in a right-on-time grave at this point?

[WampusCrandle]

I'm sure Ron will euthanize Ol' Fez, with a shotgun, after he gets rabies ... a real tear jerker.

[Gvac]

actually, wouldn't ron be trying to put fez in a right-on-time grave at this point?

You mean Fez isn't prematurely gray?

[WampusCrandle]

Now, I know for sure how Ron will kill Fez! While Fez showers at Ron's motel, Ron's mother will stab Fezzie.

[Marc with a c]

Now, I know for sure how Ron will kill Fez! While Fez showers at Ron's motel, Ron's mother will stab Fezzie.

no way. ron is going to hide in a big oreo outside of fez's place and when fez rolls him in ron's going to wait until fez tries to twist it open then jump out with some razor blades and cut that boy up.

[hammersavage]

A Ron filled Oreo sounds fuckin' delicious.

[instrument]

"The next person to die....is fez"

Anyone else remember, I knew on that day..

[Marc with a c]

A Ron filled Oreo sounds fuckin' delicious.

and frightening.

[instrument]

Ron filled oreo=earl?

[sailor]

You mean Fez isn't prematurely gray?

he's not even prematurely...eh, nevermind.

[boosterp]

I wonder if Ron can pressure Fez into getting some pussy...



Oh, that's right he'd already tried that.

[WampusCrandle]

Perhaps Ron will dip Fez in gold, and die from skin suffocation.

[RENFIELD]

after fez dies from a 'cum' explosion
from all the back-up...

I WILL miss him...
at least for the rest of the weekend...

(i think 'Soundboard' Fez wants to take over & he's behind it)

[Devo37]

Ron wants Fez to LIVE, damn it!!!

Fez Classic would not be the geek, he'd be the one laughing and making fun of the geek.

[WampusCrandle]

Ron will corner Fez, after a string of bank robberies, and riddle his body with bullets, dying with his partner-in-crime, Warren Beatty.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I always figured this show would end with Ron fucking Fez to death, in one of those M.Knight-style ending twists you didn't see coming.

[WampusCrandle]

Ron will row out in the middle of the lake to confront Fez on his past betrayals against his family, especially his plot in Havana; the last words he will ever hear: "You broke my heart!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/FredoFinal.jpg

[ihaveabadmonkey]

rumor has it, Ron was in Northern Virginia buying some "land"

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Maybe he'll Radio Rattlesnake Fez's ass, while spinning him in a chair in a 50th floor meeting room surrounded by glass walls and flooring, while dumping water down Fez's shirt and whistling Everybody Hurts by REM, thereby inducing the final destruction of Fez's life.

[WampusCrandle]

Best bet is that Ron discovers his psychic abilities and psychically crucifies Fez.

[Dude!]

fez has been killing ron
so fair's fair

[ToiletCrusher]

If I'm not mistaken, most life insurance companies do pay out for suicides, but it has to occur at least two years after taking out the policy.

I bet Ronnie B. knows exactly when Fez signed up for the insurance.

They pay twice as much if you die as a result of work.

[Gvac]

They pay twice as much if you die as a result of work.

Hmmmm......

[WampusCrandle]

Ron will have Fez participate in Russian roulette, and fix it so Fez blows his brains out in Saigon.

[ToiletCrusher]

Hmmmm......

I smell a "who can eat more sugar cane" competition.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I think that Fez is a Jew and Ron is the Solution.

(sorry)

[stormy1065]

Maybe Ron will finally look fez in the eyes and say"I just don't know how to quit you".

[CofyCrakCocaine]

FLATHEAD: What the fuck you doin'?!?!
RON: Aw man, I think I just shot Fez in the face.

[WampusCrandle]

While on board the Nostromo, Ron feeds Fez, and then an alien rips through his chest at the kitchen table - embarrassing the rest of the crew.

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/alien22.jpg

[Foster]

come on, we all think about killing our co-workers at some point

[mikeyboy]

If it happens, I'll bet Ron smothers Fez with a pillow while he's sleeping. Then he's going to pick up that huge sink in middle of their Sirius XM studio and throw it through the window and take off. We'll never see him again.

[MadMatt]

http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff172/vanashbrenique/th_fingers-crossed-emoticon.gif

[Foster]

If it happens, I'll bet Ron smothers Fez with a pillow while he's sleeping. Then he's going to pick up that huge sink in middle of their Sirius XM studio and throw it through the window and take off. We'll never see him again.

aren't they on the 64th floor or something?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

aren't they on the 64th floor or something?

Maybe Fez will go out like Conan did in the South Park movie.

[mendyweiss]

If it happens, I'll bet Ron smothers Fez with a pillow while he's sleeping. Then he's going to pick up that huge sink in middle of their Sirius XM studio and throw it through the window and take off. We'll never see him again.

I'm going to start calling Ron "Chief"

[WampusCrandle]

working 9 to 5 can cause some tension between co-workers. of course, Ron will always fantasize about hunting Fez, safari style.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

working 9 to 5 can cause some tension between co-workers. of course, Ron will always fantasize about hunting Fez, safari style.

Have you been listening to the show these past few months? Fantasy is reality.

[dickydean]

Fez is a big boy, but I wish he made smarter choices on the stunts he did on the show. We'll all miss him when he's gone:( For that matter ESD should be a little careful too (a little moderation) I hate to admit it but I'd miss him too.

[ToiletCrusher]

dicky - do you know Denise Dean?

[mikeyboy]

Okay. I think it will go down like this. Fez will be at a bar night, and maybe get a little drunk and take a lot of verbal shots at different people. Ron and his chick will decide to teach him a lesson and show up at his place the next morning with the pretense of giving Fez some kind of hangover helper to make him feel better after a hard night of partying. However, the concoction they give him will be designed more to make Fez puke than it will be to make him feel better. Unbeknownst to his chick, however, Ron will add some Drano to the brew. Fez will drink, stand up, fall through a glass table, and die. Ron's chick will forge a note and everyone will think it's a suicide. With Fez out of the way, Dave and Chris Stanley will start clambering to take over and be the "new Fez". Also, Billy Staples, jealous of the attention given to Fez in death, will walk out in traffic and attempt to get hit by speeding cars. Ron will then get so annoyed by the situation that he will decide to blow up the Sirius-XM building.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

A more simple solution is that Ron hires a killer clown from outer space ventriloquist to put his big alien clown hand up Fez's ass and make his carcass talk. Which would explain alot if this has already happened a couple years ago.

[boosterp]

come on, we all think about killing our co-workers at some point

I like the hunt idea. I let them loose in a huge 10 acre pasture, count to 10, and begin shooting. I will mame those closest to me with my pistol, then pick up my rifle and start the head shots, finally a few get near the perimeter and I let the claymores blow finishing off those. I then pour gas on those I mamed and light them up. I pick up my guns and head to a non-extradition country where I live out life on a beach.

Maybe Ron could do the same with his staff.

[mikeyboy]

Okay, I totally forgot about the part where after Ron and his chick kill Fez, they kill Sam and Danny but they make it look like a homosexual double suicide. Then, at the funeral, shocked and trying to come to terms with it all, Anthony speaks proudly of Danny and proclaims how he "loves his dead, gay producer".

[ToiletCrusher]

Okay. I think it will go down like this. Fez will be at a bar night, and maybe get a little drunk and take a lot of verbal shots at different people. Ron and his chick will decide to teach him a lesson and show up at his place the next morning with the pretense of giving Fez some kind of hangover helper to make him feel better after a hard night of partying. However, the concoction they give him will be designed more to make Fez puke than it will be to make him feel better. Unbeknownst to his chick, however, Ron will add some Drano to the brew. Fez will drink, stand up, fall through a glass table, and die. Ron's chick will forge a note and everyone will think it's a suicide. With Fez out of the way, Dave and Chris Stanley will start clambering to take over and be the "new Fez". Also, Billy Staples, jealous of the attention given to Fez in death, will walk out in traffic and attempt to get hit by speeding cars. Ron will then get so annoyed by the situation that he will decide to blow up the Sirius-XM building.

Someone has spent time consulting.

Do you also have notebooks filled with your thoughts?

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0618092237.jpg

[boosterp]

A more simple solution is that Ron hires a killer clown from outer space ventriloquist to put his big alien clown hand up Fez's ass and make his carcass talk. Which would explain alot if this has already happened a couple years ago.

I hate you. Pre "It" I hated clowns, after "It" I wanted to kill clowns.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

The worst part about posting on a messageboard is feeling like you're not funny even when you know you are.

Fezzie's final words, moments before Ron punched down his apartment tower a la the arcade game Rampage.

[WampusCrandle]

I fear that Ron will create an amusement park filled with cloned prehistoric dinosaurs that will gobble up Fez while on the shitter!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Okay, I totally forgot about the part where after Ron and his chick kill Fez, they kill Sam and Danny but they make it look like a homosexual double suicide. Then, at the funeral, shocked and trying to come to terms with it all, Anthony speaks proudly of Danny and proclaims how he "loves his dead, gay producer".

I'm really digging the Sam-Danny double murder homosexual cover-up sideplot. Work on it.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I hate you. Pre "It" I hated clowns, after "It" I wanted to kill clowns.

Ronnie in the sewer drain looking up at Fez in a yellow slicker.

"They all float, Fez! They all just FLOAT!!!!"

[tommyd]

probably.....its the ultimate reality radio......
:smoke:

[WampusCrandle]

Fez may die while having his intestines removed from his stomach, as he sees images of Ron walking through the crowd.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Ron will just follow Fez wherever he goes for 3 days, allowing Fez zero room for personal space. Then Fez dies from holding in his piss too long.

[ToiletCrusher]

probably.....its the ultimate reality radio......
:smoke:

3 years and 3 months in the making!

Nicely done!

[dickydean]

dicky - do you know Denise Dean?
No actually Dean is my middle name

[monkfish]

No actually Dean is my middle name

Is your last name Anderson? If so, loved the mullet!

[I Like Almonds]

If Ron wanted Fez dead, Fez would be dead! How can we even question this????

[sailor]

They pay twice as much if you die as a result of work.

or accident.

http://mutantreviewers.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/di11.jpg
Okay, I totally forgot about the part where after Ron and his chick kill Fez, they kill Sam and Danny but they make it look like a homosexual double suicide. Then, at the funeral, shocked and trying to come to terms with it all, Anthony speaks proudly of Danny and proclaims how he "loves his dead, gay producer".

so, is ron the one who tries to blow up the high school? er, i mean sirius-xm offices? i hope he knows it doesn't end well.

[hammersavage]

Maybe Fez can break that cherry Carradine style. Ron can be the one to tie him.

[WampusCrandle]

I worry that Fez will be killed by Ron via wood chipper, after their kidnapped victim dies.

[boosterp]

What's that bridge Fez freaks out going over?

Fez in a taxi going over the bridge, Ron blows up a section of the bridge, taxi does not have enough time to stop, runs off the end of the damaged section plummeting to death in the icy cold water below.

[TripleSkeet]

Ron and Dave.....11-3

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Maybe Ron hacks into Fez's emails so Fez never gets social invites, and is just biding his time until Shunned Fez Columbines this motherfucker

[fezfez]

Maybe Ron isn't trying to kill me. Maybe he just knows better than anyone how much I like oreos and small cheeseburgers.

[drjoek]

Maybe Ron isn't trying to kill me. Maybe he just knows better than anyone how much I like oreos and small cheeseburgers.



What else does Fez like?

[CuntagiousChris]

Maybe Ron isn't trying to kill me. Maybe he just knows better than anyone how much I like oreos and small cheeseburgers.

Just keep tellin yourself that buddy

[RENFIELD]

MORE EATING CONTESTS !!!

HOW MANY SUGAR PACKETS CAN FEZ EAT ?

2 PER MINUTE...
FIGURE ABOUT 120 ?


GO FEZ GO !!!

remember to eat some beans too..
so you can fart yourself awake from the diabetic coma....

[opie's twisted balls]

Fez Marie Whatley's new tag line....

"why so stiff? why so cold?"

[The Happening]

No, but he's trying hard to boost his soccer ball stocks.

[buzzbuzz]

i hope so.