Pete Hoekstra...

[Misteriosa]

i know its gonna be a flash in the pan thing, but ive been having way too much fun reading this site:

http://hoekstraisameme.com/

the explaination of how it got started is there too.

[Furtherman]

What a bunch of selfish assholes.

[beachbum]

Nice find.:laugh:

[HBox]

I just spilled a glass of water. It was just like Katrina.

[The Jays]

I just farted, much like the Challenger explosion.

[HBox]

I forgot where my keys are. Now I know what it is like to have Alzheimers.

[Snoogans]

his brother Lenny was a decent outfielder. Even though he tooks roids.

Dont know much about this guy though

[sailor]

if i don't eat for a few hours, i'm exactly as hungry as any starvin' child in africa.

[boosterp]

I am out of bottled water and thirsty, now I know how the Tamils feel in the displacement camps.

[HBox]

I dropped a can of soda and it exploded. Now I know what it was like at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

[Misteriosa]

I was stuck in a crowded subway car for seven minutes... now i know what the middle passage was like.

:lol:

[red_red_red]

I was stuck in a crowded subway car for seven minutes... now i know what the middle passage was like.

:lol:
my beer glass was empty for 5 sec, i now know what an African drought feels like





































best link ever :lol:

[HBox]

Some water splashed up into my canoe. It was like being on the Titanic.

[red_red_red]

my cup over runneth, now i know how hard it is to be rich

[sailor]

i sat in a chair for three hours and it was exactly the same as being wheelchair bound for life.

[red_red_red]

i sat in a chair for three hours and it was exactly the same as being wheelchair bound for life.
:laugh: lock it up...:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[sailor]

:laugh: lock it up...:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

i hope people realize my two were paraphrasing actual things said on air by fez.